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'Joe The Plumber' Was Right About Barack Obama Many of our political problems can be traced back to his imperial presidency. [...] https://thefederalist.com/2023/08/29/joe-the-plumber-was-right-about-barack-obama/

Known in Ecuador and elsewhere as "gringo price."

Where's the "gag me" emoticon?

Thread is moved from Off Topic to the "Moving to the US" forum, where similar topics are discussed.

It depends on the requirements of the court where the wedding will take place. Call the court clerk. Mrs. T-B.-to-be's passport was acceptable, as I recall. I (the USC) had to provide my SSN, and I had no idea where my card was. Fortunately, the court was close to home, so I ran back to find any official governmental document with my SSN on it. I had a Series EE savings bond. I showed it; the clerk checked briefly with her supervisor, accepted it, and said, "This is the first time that anyone has presented a savings bond as ID."

'Hey, Look, I Am Smoking A Marijuana!' Shouts DeSantis At Police In Bid To Get His Own Cool Mugshot TALLAHASSEE, FL — Republican presidential candidate Ron DeSantis was seen last night waving around a joint in front of local police officers in a desperate attempt to get arrested and have a cool mugshot just like Trump. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/ron-desantis-repeatedly-jaywalks-in-front-of-police-in-desperate-bid-to-get-arrested

Texas Governor Signs Legislation Making It Legal To Make Climate Protestors Dance By Firing Six-Shooters At Their Feet [...] "If namby-pamby protestors wish to sit on Texas roads and block our jacked 4x4 trucks, they're plumb free to get a wiggle on," said the governor of the Lone Star State while signing legislation with his customary red-hot cattle brand. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/texas-governor-signs-legislation-making-it-legal-to-make-climate-protestors-dance-by-firing-six-shooters-at-their-feet

Very untimely. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 'Joe the Plumber' Has Died https://townhall.com/tipsheet/mattvespa/2023/08/28/rip-joe-the-plumber-n2627612

Disney Fails With Unsubtle Attempt at Boosting the Fortunes of One of Its Many Disasters [...] there was a curious discovery found sunk deep in the movie theater statistics this weekend concerning the summer release "The Little Mermaid." It is a sign of the company to see its revenues and popularity continuing to ebb [...] https://redstate.com/bradslager/2023/08/28/disney-fails-with-unsubtle-attempt-at-boosting-the-fortunes-of-one-of-its-many-disasters-n2163164

Bidementia's stuff has been beyond reaction by laughing for some time now. It's embarrassing and puts the country in great danger. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Finally Back From Vacation, Joe Biden Puts on a Clinic of Senility at the White House [...] Never fear, though, because the President of the United States is back on the job. Did he head back into his official duties with a renewed sharpness and vigor? I'll let you be the judge of that. [...] https://redstate.com/bonchie/2023/08/29/finally-back-from-vacation-joe-biden-puts-on-a-clinic-of-senility-at-the-white-house-n2163166

Biden Fail: Hungary Providing Shelter for 250 Maui Families Amidst harsh criticism of the Biden administration and Hawaii government officials for their response to the devastating and deadly Maui fires, the Hungarian government has reportedly stepped up to provide shelter for 250 Maui families. [...] https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/catherinesalgado/2023/08/28/biden-fail-hungarian-govt-providing-shelter-for-250-maui-families-n1722627

Cochrane Review the latest scientific institution ruined by COVID ideology [...] When the analysis dropped the world seemed to explode. To have Cochrane Review debunk the mask narrative was unacceptable, and like a ton of bricks, the criticism poured in. The editor apparently panicked. A quick addendum was attached to the analysis suggesting that it was not dispositive–and that addendum has been used ever since to claim that the review was flawed or even retracted. That is not and never was the case, and it is clear that the editor simply buckled to criticism. [...] https://hotair.com/david-strom/2023/08/28/cochrane-review-the-latest-scientific-institution-ruined-by-covid-ideology-n574233

Thread is moved from the K-3 Case Progress subforum to the CR-1 Case Progress subforum.

Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn man. ----- Thrilling Monday report, see man: Was awakened by seek-breakfasting miu, insistent persistent miu man. Lurched downstairs to comply with miu, compliant we man. Beheld Many (2+1) -- si man, Many (2+1) -- pools of hacked-hairball liquid, gastrically prolific miu man. These were already dry, comparative boon man. Up-cleaned nicely with Spic 'n' Span, bye hairball juice man. Breakfast/lunch/din-din (at Many p.m.) was a 'roni 'za on Monday special, ingest financially savvy we man. Much of day spent arguing telephonically with clueless, recalcitrant financial personnel, grrr man. These peons changed their tune when informed that we are a successful Business Typhoon, $i man. Each, cowering in fear, volunteered to buy a Pre-Owned Toilet Seat*, saved their jobs man. *buy yours today, si man! Most of what we hoped to accomplish was, finally man. Miu just demanded brushing & play, Serve Me Daddy man. Miu then would not let her automatic litterbox finish its cycle, miu man. She has seen it only Many,000,000 times but is still mystified by it, miu man. Party with the rubias imminent, cavort we man.

Always doing it the hard way. Has it occurred to these Sanctuary City-ists that it would be far cheaper and simpler to deport everyone back to where they came from? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ New York is bankrupting itself with migrant shelters [...] The mayor's latest estimate is that state and city taxpayers will be shelling out $12 billion (with a "B") over the next three years to cover the cost of all of the migrant facilities being established. And that's just for the migrants that are here now. More are coming every week. [...] https://hotair.com/jazz-shaw/2023/08/28/new-york-is-bankrupting-itself-with-migrant-shelters-n574274

Signs the doom loop may be coming to America's midsized cities https://hotair.com/john-s-2/2023/08/28/signs-the-doom-loop-may-be-coming-to-americas-midsized-cities-n574290

But it's irrelevant and to be ignored.

VDH on top of his game. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Save the Rule of Law By Destroying It? [...] We are reaching the point where the once unbelievable has become the banal, as a single generation has done its best to undo the work of a prior 12 generations. Consider the following: [...] https://amgreatness.com/2023/08/28/save-the-rule-of-law-by-destroying-it/

Comments? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Trump's enemies come up with new scheme to take him out https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/trumps-enemies-come-up-with-new-scheme-to-take-him-out

If Democrats Criminalize Opposition And Cripple The Court, Democracy Is Dead Democrats are seeking to land a one-two punch to cement their control of America today and for generations to come: Criminalize the political opposition and cripple the last authority to which the opposition might appeal in defense of its rights. [...] https://thefederalist.com/2023/08/28/if-democrats-criminalize-opposition-and-cripple-the-court-democracy-is-dead/

"Nothing to see here -- just move along."

Someone's suicide has been scheduled.

Is it from Beeto O'Dork? [cue theme song] Bee-to, Bee-to (dumb bum dumb bum)

Cat T-B. hacked a gigantic hairball last night and left a couple of other large liquid gastric deposits. All readily up-cleaned with use of Spic 'n' Span.

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