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Teen Thanks Parents For Supporting Him Through That Time Of Confusion But Can He Have His Testicles Back Now [...] "It's really great that you were there for me during that awkward time I thought I was Wilma Boo, a saucy young lady who was part dragon," William said. "But can I please have my testicles back now?" [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/teen-thanks-parents-for-supporting-him-through-that-time-of-confusion-but-can-he-have-his-testicles-back-now

California Starbucks Struggling To Find Robot Workers With Enough Tattoos And Piercings To Work Registers SACRAMENTO, CA — Following California Governor Gavin Newsom's passage of a bill that raises minimum wage at many fast food restaurants to $20 an hour, Starbucks managers scrambled to find automated cashiers with enough tattoos and piercings to adequately represent their brand. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/california-starbucks-struggling-to-find-robot-workers-with-enough-tats-and-piercing-to-work-registers

Democrats Warn Parents To Quickly Transition Their Kids Before They Grow Out Of It WASHINGTON, D.C. — On the heels of a new study regarding young people with gender dysphoria, Democrats issued a warning to parents to transition their kids quickly before they grow out of it. The new study, which revealed a large percentage of young people with gender dysphoria eventually come to accept their actual gender, has created a new sense of urgency within the Biden administration to make sure parents take action now so that as many children can be transitioned as possible before it's too late. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-warn-parents-to-transition-their-kids-quickly-before-they-grow-out-of-it

You're welcome. Come back to this thread to let us know what you wore and how things went.

Thrilling Friday non-GS/ES/MS report, see man: Lunch was at Subway WUOC, financially savvy we man. We returned to the casa in ample time for a siesta, zzz we man. Arose and T-B.-mobiled to site of Mini-B.'s concert, some distance man. We were one of the only parents there, apparently bad time of workday man. Mini-B. spotted us and waved, man. Concert was quite good, si man. Band made "sweepstakes," whatever that is but it's allegedly good man. Mini-B.'s bus half an hour late returning to his skool, wait we and many other parents man. Din-din was beef pot pies, ingest Two Guys man. Movie night was the newest Young Sheldon episode on Paramount+, watch Two Guys man. Regular movie after that was Deep Impact, quite good man. Many (2+2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. One more is needed to achieve double digits, acceptability within range man. For Saturday, we are formally itinerarying one GS, one MS, and one ES, itinerary we man. We may get distracted by community GSs all over the place, perhaps man. HOAs should not compete against each other for community GSs, spread them out man. No party with the rubias tonight, exhausted we man.

This lays it on the line. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The reality of migrant crime [...] Now, there is another migrant crime in the news, this time in New York City. This week, police raided a house in the Bronx that had been taken over by migrant squatters who had entered the U.S. illegally. In addition to arresting eight of them, police confiscated several firearms, extended magazines, ammunition, plus the drugs ketamine and cocaine. The officers moved in, the New York Post reported, after one of the migrants "allegedly flashed a pistol at someone on the property March 27, leading to a 911 call and the discovery of the squatter gang." [...] https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/daily-memo/2954997/the-reality-of-migrant-crime/

Dr. Scott Atlas: Deborah Birx "Tried To Sabotage" Meeting Between Trump And Top Scientists In August 2020 In 2020, Dr. Scott Atlas was an advisor to the president and a member of the White House COVID-19 Task Force starting in mid-July 2020. He was shocked to see how powerful figures in Washington, including Dr. Fauci and Dr. Birx, were incentivized to politicize and monetize the response to the pandemic. [...] https://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2024/04/04/dr_scott_atlas_deborah_birx_tried_to_sabotage_meeting_between_trump_and_top_scientists_during_covid.html

The antidote is field-dressing a moose.

You will be eliminated on Friday, bye man. However, your habit indicates the death of a cow that farted out harmful greenhouse gases, so maybe leniency is in order.

Thread is closed at the OP's request.

Alaskapox being renamed to prevent 'stigmatizing' the state and hurting tourism Epidemiologists are renaming the disease Alaskapox out of fear that the name of the illness may hamper tourism and stigmatize the state. [...] https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/policy/healthcare/2953045/alaskapox-renamed-prevent-stigmatizing-state-hurting-tourism/

Biden is torn between exacerbating inflation and trying to deny it exists [...] So not only is inflation compounding, meaning that voters have already suffered an aggregate 18% increase in prices since Biden took office, but the problem is getting worse, as indicated by nearly every inflation measure increasing to well above the Fed's maximum 2% benchmark. This has translated to a 5% cut in our average real weekly earnings. Consider inflation a unilateral tax by the federal government, and this is the equivalent of Uncle Sam stealing 1 1/2 paychecks from the average worker per year. [...] https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/beltway-confidential/2953057/biden-torn-between-exacerbating-inflation-trying-deny-exists/

You're one of the uppity deplorables who must be eliminated in order to save the planet and the climate!

Friday GS/MS/ES report, see man: A GS, the MS, and the ES yielded the take, see man: -- fluffy pillow-cover (for miu) = $2, steal man -- 2 half-of-half-a-gallon Pyrex glass bowls = $Many ($2+1), steal man -- Nautica bath towel, sharp Henckel knife, Many-piece ([2+2]-piece) metallic-lace placemats = $Many ($2x2x2 +1), deal man Total = $Many ($2x2x2 +2+2+2)

This is dead-nuts accurate.

Our betters at the World Economic Forum et al. will praise you for your culinary foresight, Y ma'am! They want us to eat bugs...

Their double standards are pervasive (if not universal) and utterly shameless.

The sky is falling! Let's ban Band-Aids, or tax or fine their manufacturers out of business!

"Informed consent" is crucial in every circumstance. Medical ethics are on the brink. The AMA et al. are surrendering to fads rather than sticking to principle.

Absolutely so.

Don't these clowns have anything better to do?

Hotair.com comes up with the best stuff! Good find.

Bingo. The fallacy is like judging a Christmas present by its wrapping paper rather than what's inside.

This used to be one of my favorite stores; in fact, Mrs. T-B. & I would drive 12 miles to what was then the nearest one to us. However, they went straight to hell even before the lockdown. Almost nothing was 99.9999 cents any longer, shelves were bare, and the stores all looked trashed-out. Will miss my memory of them, but not "them now." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~` 99 Cents stores to close down all 371 locations Shoppers across large swaths of the country are mourning the bargains they'll soon never bag again behind the bright-pink-branded storefronts. 99 Cents Only Stores — a discount chain with stores in California, Texas, Arizona and Nevada — is winding down its business operations at all 371 locations, the company said Thursday. After more than four decades in business, the chain has succumbed to financial pressures affecting many retail spaces coming out of the pandemic, including inflation and shrinkage — a term for inventory losses due to factors such as shoplifting, employee error and product damage. [...] https://www.npr.org/2024/04/05/1243072754/99-cent-stores-close-california-arizona

What was the city or town environment -- small, safe, almost everyone knew everyone else?