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Zelensky Says He Survived An Assassination Attempt And He'll Tell Us The Thrilling Details For Only 45 Billion Dollars [...] "I almost died," Zelensky reported. "And for the low price of 45 billion dollars, I will tell you all about it." "I promise you, it's very exciting!" The White House confirmed that President Biden telephoned Zelensky immediately, eager for the gritty details, but could not pry further information from Zelensky. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/zelensky-says-he-survived-an-assassination-attempt-and-hell-tell-us-the-thrilling-details-for-only-45-billion-dollars

Target Unveils New Line Of Hamas Intifada Wear For Children MINNEAPOLIS, MN — In a show of support for anti-Israel protests on college campuses and other places across the country, retail giant Target unveiled a new line of Hamas intifada wear for children. The new line is scheduled to arrive in stores in the coming weeks and will allow customers to outfit their toddlers, preschoolers, and grade school students in the latest fashion inspired by one of the world's most prominent Islamic terrorist organizations. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/target-unveils-new-line-of-hamas-intifada-wear-for-children

'Me Teach You White Man Secret Of Fire!' Governor Hochul Says To Primitive Black Children Of The Bronx NEW YORK, NY — In a heartwarming outreach to African Americans, New York Governor Kathy Hochul visited a Bronx elementary school to bring the miracle of white man's fire to the Black community. "Me teach you white man secret of fire!" Gov Hochul told a group of 6th graders. "Oooooo! Fire!" [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/me-teach-you-white-man-secret-of-fire-governor-kochul-says-to-primitive-black-children-of-the-bronx

Hot Takes: Social Media Utterly Vaporizes Gov. Kathy Hochul for Racist Remark Against Black New Yorkers New York Gov. Kathy Hochul on Monday made the dubious — and racist — claim that Black kids in the Bronx don't know what a computer is. During a speech at a forum in California, Hochul went into full Bull Connor mode, claiming that "Right now, we have, you know, young Black kids growing up in the Bronx who don't even know what the word 'computer' is" and that "They don't know these things. And I want the world opened up to all of them." [...] https://redstate.com/jeffc/2024/05/07/hot-takes-social-media-utterly-vaporizes-gov-kathy-hochul-for-racist-remark-against-black-new-yorkers-n2173891

Jim Jordan Opens Investigation Into Jack Smith: 'Mishandled the Very Docs He's Claiming Were Mishandled' [...] Rep. Jim Jordan (R-OH), the chair of the House Judiciary Committee, has announced they're investigating Smith after Smith's acknowledgement that some of the evidence in President Trump’s classified documents case "was altered or manipulated after it was seized by the FBI in its raid on Mar-a-Lago." [...] https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2024/05/07/jordan-opens-investigation-into-jack-smith-mishandled-the-very-docs-hes-claiming-were-mishandled-n2173859

Joe Biden Just Committed an Impeachable Offense, and Donald Trump Might Have Something to Say About It [...] In other words, Biden just committed an impeachable offense. Congress appropriated that aid to Israel. He doesn't get to delay it in an attempt to smooth over his political misfortunes at home. How do I know that? Because that's the standard Democrats set with their first impeachment of Donald Trump. [...] https://redstate.com/bonchie/2024/05/07/joe-biden-stops-aid-to-israel-something-we-were-all-assured-is-an-impeachable-offense-n2173876

Pro-Hamas Mob Shows True Colors, Rips Head Scarf Off Jewish Man Near Met Gala, Then Beats Him A disturbing video of a pro-Hamas mob assaulting a Jewish man near the Met Gala in New York City Monday evening shows you exactly who many of these "mostly peaceful" pro-Hamas protesters across the nation truly are [...] https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2024/05/07/pro-hamas-mob-shows-true-colors-rips-star-of-david-head-scarf-off-jewish-man-near-met-gala-beats-him-n2173877

"How long before this isn't voluntary?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What Could POSSIBLY Go Wrong?! Denver Sets Up Hotline for Residents to Host Illegals in Their Homes [...] Denver -- you know, the sanctuary city that's cutting police and fireand laying off hourly employees to fund illegals -- is now setting up a hotline so residents can house illegal immigrants in their own homes. [...] https://twitchy.com/amy-curtis/2024/05/07/denver-sets-up-hotline-for-residents-to-house-illegals-n2395971

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Unbelievable, and believable. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WATCH: Biden Can't Help Being Racist. And the Media Can't Help Ignoring It. [...] Joe Biden, who has a history of making racist jokes and comments, regularly gets a pass. On Monday, Biden made some remarks at the White House Cinco de Mayo event that, as usual, the media completely ignored. [...] https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2024/05/07/yikes-biden-just-cant-help-being-racist-can-he-n4928822

Trump Classified Docs Trial Postponed Indefinitely On Tuesday, U.S. District Court Judge Aileen Cannon indefinitely postponed Trump's classified documents trial. "The Court also determines that finalization of a trial date at this juncture—before resolution of the myriad and interconnected pre-trial and CIPA issues remaining and forthcoming—would be imprudent and inconsistent with the Court's duty to fully and fairly consider the various pending pre-trial motions before the Court, critical CIPA issues, and additional pretrial and trial preparations necessary to present this case to a jury," Judge Cannon wrote. "The Court therefore vacates the current May 20, 2024, trial date (and associated calendar call), to be reset by separate order following resolution of the matters before the Court, consistent with Defendants' right to due process and the public's interest in the fair and efficient administration of justice." Special Counsel Jack Smith's classified documents case against former President Donald Trump has been on shaky ground lately. On Friday, Smith's team admitted to misleading Cannon and tampering with the evidence that had been used as the basis for his case against Trump. [...] https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2024/05/07/breaking-trump-classified-docs-trial-postponed-indefinitely-n4928842

Boeing Admits to Falsifying Inspection Records [...] The Federal Aviation Administration announced yesterday that they were opening an investigation into the company after Boeing reported that workers at its South Carolina production plant had falsified inspection records on some of its new 787 Dreamliner planes. The Dreamliner has already fallen behind its original production schedule and this sort of investigation isn't likely to help them catch up. Also, the inspection records in question sound rather important, so people will probably need to go back and run the tests again on their completed aircraft. [...] https://hotair.com/jazz-shaw/2024/05/07/boeing-admits-to-falsifying-inspection-records-n3787930

SOME good news. Chickens. Home. Roost. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Federal Judges: No More Law Clerks From Columbia [...] More than a dozen federal judges sent a notification to Columbia University Law School yesterday informing them that they will not be accepting applications from any of their graduates to be law clerks starting with the class of 2024. The judges were led by jurists from the Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals and the U.S. Court of Federal Claims. The letter was addressed directly to Columbia President Minouche Shafik. They are not limiting the boycott to only the students taking part in the riots, but the entire graduating class. [...] https://hotair.com/jazz-shaw/2024/05/07/federal-judges-no-more-law-clerks-from-columbia-n3787923

This longish read is a horror story that you might not be able to take your eyes from, like a car accident. This article answers questions that most of us may have had. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The People Setting America on Fire An investigation into the witches' brew of billionaires, Islamists, and leftists behind the campus protests https://www.tabletmag.com/sections/news/articles/people-setting-america-on-fire-soros-tides-wespac

Exclusive: Columbia Custodian Trapped by 'Angry Mob' Speaks Out It's the viral image that captured the clash between the anti-Israel protesters who stormed Columbia and the campus workers who tried to stop them. As the mob invaded Hamilton Hall in the early hours of April 30, a facilities worker was photographed pushing a demonstrator against a wall. Later, it emerged that the protester was a 40-year-old trust fund kid named James Carlson, who owns a townhouse in Brooklyn worth $2.3 million. The man who tried to hold him back was Mario Torres, 45, who has worked at Columbia—where the average janitor makes less than $19 an hour—for five years. [...] https://www.thefp.com/p/exclusive-columbia-custodian-trapped

This judge is going to be absolutely disemboweled upon appeal. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When the judge gags a key witness for Trump's defense [...] If you think that sounds a little odd for an FEC disclosure, you're right. That's where one of the critical witnesses to be called by the Trump defense comes in. Bradley Smith is a former chairman of the FEC, and on many occasions, including long before Trump, he has argued that there are all sorts of things a candidate can spend money on that are not legally classifiable as "for the purpose of influencing any election." [...] https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/daily-memo/2993414/when-the-judge-gags-a-key-witness-for-trumps-defense/

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Thrilling Tuesday non-miu report, see man: After miu saga, went to favorite large thrift shop on discount day, expedition for we man man. Got 2 pants for Mini-B. and 2 pants for us*, purchase we man. *we are unfortunately over-corpulent, we man With discount, we saved $Many ($2x2x2 +2+2+2), financially savvy we man. Lunch (and, ultimately, din-din) was at favorite Chinese buffet, both "girlfriends" there man*. *and no, Bro G., neither is any more attractive than they ever have been, no man We consumed Many (2+1) plates heaped with chicken & beef, ingest we man. Then went to Costco Business Center for Many (2+1) items, purchase we man. After shower, siesta'd for a glorious hour, uninterrupted zzz finally for we man man. Arose and dressed (in new thrift-shop pants) for Mini-B.'s Band concert, self-attire we man man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. came for us with Mini-B., carpool we man with ex-she man and wee man man. They had been fighting, obviously man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. was mad at Mini-B. for not telling her the concert details, mad ex-she man man. Mini-B. was mad that ex-Mrs.-T-B. didn't know them, 2 e-mails about them man. Mini-B. continued to be mad about lugging his heavy saxophone all over the place, mad wee man man. Furthermore, MIni-B.'s expensive shoes & deodorant had been stolen from his gym locker, theft man. The atmosphere was so toxic that no soothing comments from us would have helped, that bad man. After Mini-B. went to his practice room, ex-Mrs.-T-B. expressed thoughts to us, off-urinated ex-she man. "If we didn't know about the concert, he would have never told us, no man," said ex-she man man. "He has no sense of time, whether skool or Band or bedtime or waking up, no man," said ex-she man man. Mini-B.'s concert went well, as expected man. However, he didn't know where to wait for us, forgot about usual place man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. went to the ex-Mrs.-T-B.-mobile and began driving the parking lot, safari ex-she man man. We saw and met up with Mini-B., see we man wee man man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. drove past us twice as we shouted at her, oblivious ex-she man man. Mini-B. was completely off-urinated by the time we stopped her, perhaps understandable man. We insisted that we go for ice cream, try to salvage some mood man. We drove-through'd Dairy Queen and slurped our purchases in the parking lot, slurp man. We and Mini-B. were still slurping as ex-Mrs.-T-B. drove us back, si man. Mini-B. not in a much better mood, pretty powerful when uncorrectable by ice cream man. We were off-dropped at the casa and told Mini-B. that we'd see him tomorrow for Two Guys eve, si man. We hate to envision the scene after they returned to ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa, egad man. No word in response to our text of inquiry to ex-Mrs.-T-B., no man. We wonder how to handle all this, ideas solicited man.

This is a good general observation, whether or not it applies to the OP's specific situation.

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Special Miu report, see man: Miu awoke us by sitting on our chest to demand breakfast, adamant miu man. We drag-footed until almost time for vet appointment, calculate we man. We served miu her miu-breakfast, serve we man miu man. We immediately seized miu and threw her into miu-carrier, devious we man. Miu screamed in outrage, outraged miu man. Fortunately no skool zones at this hour, opportune man. Got screaming miu to vet, chauffeur we man miu man. Miu got all-wheel manicure, weeks past due man. Doctor examined miu, examine she man miu man. Doctor shot miu with FC-whatever, hissing miu man. Doctor shot miu for rabies, hissing miu man. Doctor proclaimed miu completely healthy and in great shape, healthy miu man. Doctor provided info on how to amuse bored indoor mius, apparently endemic man. We shall later post the link to the item recommended, helpful we man. We paid $Many00 -- si man, $Many00 -- for the exam/shots/manicure, we man but necessary man. Got miu back to casa, vocally objecting miu man. Miu leapt from miu-carrier and briefly re-inspected casa, is this where I belong huh Daddy man man. Apparently-satisfied miu resumed breakfasting, this time uninterruptedly man. Miu has been much calmer ever since, just like after every manicure man. This is all over until time for next manicure, probably a couple or Many months man.

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Well, MIT is still a mess. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ MIT Gives Campus Protesters a Deadline (Protesters Clear Out Then Immediately Re-Occupy the Space) https://hotair.com/john-s-2/2024/05/06/mit-gives-campus-protesters-a-deadline-n3787909