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"If a man says something and no woman is around to hear it, is he still wrong?"

Poo is deadlier.

I objectively think that you're OK now. However, if you want to mail it in, write "As filed online on [date]" to avoid potential confusion.

Thread is moved from the K-1 Process forum to the "Moving to the U.S." forum -- topic chiefly relates to shipment of personal effects.

Oboy oboy -- Sunday! Time for our always-hilarious Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke: ====================================================== NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS THAT PEOPLE ACTUALLY KEEP Read less. I want to gain weight. Put on at least 30 pounds. I will start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store. Stop exercising -- waste of time. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff. Watch less TV on the small screen and buy a bigger one. Gain enough weight to get on The Biggest Loser. Watch more movie remakes. Procrastinate more. I will do less laundry and use more deodorant. I will become a vegan for a day and learn that it was a missed steak. Drink. Drink some more. Stop buying worthless junk on Ebay, because QVC has better specials. Start being superstitious. Spend more time at work. Stop bringing lunch from home: I should eat out more. Take up a new habit -- maybe smoking!

Probably not so far from the truth. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ilhan Omar Calls For Day Of Mourning Over Hostages Rescued WASHINGTON, D.C. — Representative Ilhan Omar has called for a National Day of Mourning in light of the news that four Israeli hostages were rescued this morning. "I am deeply grieved by the tragic rescue of four of our hostages this morning," said Omar, fighting back tears. "They were taken from us far too soon, after only 245 days in captivity. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/ilhan-omar-calls-for-day-of-mourning-over-hostages-rescued

Gaza Health Ministry Confirms 8 Billion Dead In Israeli Hostage Rescue GAZA — The Gaza Health Ministry announced that Israeli soldiers killed eight billion innocent women, children and puppies today during the rescue operation where four hostages were freed. "With the battle having ended twelve seconds ago, we can now confirm that exactly eight billion people are dead," said Gaza Health Ministry spokesman Ismail al-Thawabta. "They were all of course civilians [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/gaza-health-ministry-confirms-8-billion-dead-in-israeli-hostage-rescue

North Dakota Sounds Off on the Crisis at the Northern Border North Dakota officials voiced their opinions before members of the House Judiciary Committee late last month, claiming the northern border can not withstand the border crisis that's already wrought chaos on America's southwest border with Mexico. According to Fox News, North Dakota communities that sit along the U.S.-Canada border have noticed an increase in crime, drugs, and homelessness due to the rise of illegal alien crossings. That is why four North Dakota officials stood before House lawmakers on Wednesday to describe the crisis at the border in hopes that they could help fix the problem "orchestrated" by the Biden administration. [...] https://townhall.com/tipsheet/jamie-parsons/2024/06/07/north-dakota-border-crisis-n2639747

What an awful death. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ SHOCKER: Body of Missing Indonesian Woman Found Inside Massive Python It's a dangerous world. In some places, in fact, it's more dangerous than others, with various natural hazards that aren't found everywhere. Indonesia is one such place, where we learn now that a 45-year-old mother of four went missing on Thursday night, only to be discovered later inside a 16-foot-long, reticulated python: [...] https://redstate.com/wardclark/2024/06/08/shocker-missing-indonesian-woman-found-inside-massive-snake-n2175214

Thrilling non-GS/ES Saturday-on-Sunday report, see man: We were back at the casa by noon after also stopping at Aldi, si man. Lunch was a Many-slice ([2+2+2]-slice) package of frozen Aldi salisbury steaks, ingest we man. A siesta was taken thereafter, zzz we man. After our repeated requests all week, Mama T-B. finally sent her grocery list at Many p.m., man. It was stuff from Many (2+2+1) -- si man, Many (2+2+1) -- different stores, man. And, of course, with perishables/meltables at each, man. Now, Mama T-B. doesn't wait until she's out of everything like Uncle T-B. does, no man. However, we must either make Many solo trips or try to store everything at our casa for one delivery, inefficient either way man. We went to one store and then another after sundown, divide-and-conquer we man. Naturally, one didn't have Many (2+1) of her requested items, no and man. We will have to deduce some way of getting all the stuff, man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. has been running Mini-B. ragged in Oklahoma, no surprise there man. Ex-she man even drove everyone from Muskogee to Tulsa to meet the Rojo's brother, good grief man. Mini-B. is going to be a wreck for Two Guys week, thanks very much ex-she man man. Party with the rubias in full progress, cavort we man. And that was/is our Saturday, thrilling man.

Let ME know when you can fling poo with adequacy.

Laying mighty low. The one in Missouri or wherever might lose in November.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Watch President Biden Call Himself a 'Student of French History' While in Paris President Joe Biden is quite the Renaissance man. He grew up in a Puerto Rican neighborhood and attended a black church. Now, after visiting Normandy, during a joint press conference with French President Emmanuel Macron, Biden reveals that he's a student of French history. At least he didn't claim Beau died at Normandy. [...] https://twitchy.com/brettt/2024/06/08/watch-president-biden-call-himself-a-student-of-french-history-while-in-paris-n2397106

Bill Gates Takes on Farting Cows but Predictably Leaves Out a Pretty Important Fact The elites are once again very concerned for the planet, and Bill Gates seems to be taking a page from AOC's book because his issue now is flatulent bovines. Take a look. [...] https://twitchy.com/laura-w/2024/06/08/bill-gates-takes-on-the-farting-cows-but-predictably-leaves-out-a-pretty-important-fact-n2397096

Unbelievable gall -- and one can bet that zero will happen to them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 'Seems insurrectiony': Hamas Sympathizers Set Off Smoke Bombs and Flares at White House Right after the IDF rescues four hostages who've been held captive by Hamas for 246 days, the pro-Hamas crowd decided it was time to send a message to "Genocide Joe" and the White House, even though President Biden is in France. The theme of the day was red: everyone dressed in red and they blocked off entrances to the White House with a giant red ribbon. They're also setting off smoke bombs and flares. [...] https://twitchy.com/brettt/2024/06/08/seems-insurrectiony-hamas-sympathizers-set-off-smoke-bombs-and-flares-at-white-house-n2397104

Already happened -- neh nehneh booboo!

IDF Heroes Rescue Four Israeli Hostages Alive - Including Noa The best news possible is coming out of Israel today. The IDF rescued four hostages simultaneously in daring daytime raids of two Hamas buildings in Nuseirat on Saturday. All of them were taken from the Nova Musical Festival on October 7, 2023. [...] https://hotair.com/karen-townsend/2024/06/08/idf-heroes-rescue-four-israeli-hostages-alive-including-noa-n3789882

This is a highly understandable recap of the current situation(s). ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What's next in the lawfare campaign against Trump [...] it's too early to know precisely what effect Trump's conviction will have on the race. But it is not too early to see that the confusion, emotionality, and endless arguments surrounding the verdict raise the possibility that the political impact of Trump's conviction will be muddled. If that is the case, the muddle might also affect the public's view of the other Trump prosecutions that will go on between now and Election Day. The short version is that, despite the success in Manhattan, it is not at all clear that lawfare will be an electoral winner for Democrats. [...] https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/magazine-features/3029959/whats-next-in-the-lawfare-campaign-against-trump/

Keep a photocopy and a scanned copy of the courthouse information for yourself, in case the original gets lost in transit to your fiancee.

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Good idea -- shoot off his wiener before anything.

You mention yet another area in which chimpanzees are superior.

The consulates often do this automatically, but it always helps to e-mail them (with case number in Subject line) to request extension. Consulates can extend validity in 4-month increments for up to a year.

Saturday GS/ES report, see man: We set off with high hopes regarding the community GS, si man. We saw very few indeed (barely Many), and some were shutting down before Many (2x2x2 +2) a.m., wimps man. We were given something free at one of them, however, boon man. That GS and the last ES yielded the take, see man: -- crosscut shredder = free, heavenly man -- 2 tape-measures, magnetic refrigerator list, Many-slotted Plexiglass envelope-holder = $Many ($2+2+2), deal man Total = $Many ($2+2+2)