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This isn't "new" news, but perhaps it's worth some comments here. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ America's "Marriage Material" Shortage https://www.msn.com/en-us/family-and-relationships/marriage/america-s-marriage-material-shortage/ar-AA1yk31z

This is wonderful. Even more optimal would be a place like Mauritania, Niger, or Western Sahara, which would be too far away for these clowns to try for U.S. re-entry. Australia used to be a penal colony, too...

Thrilling Tuesday report, see man: We spent the entire morn and half of afternoon researching CDs for Mama T-B., man. Lunch was onecan of Progresso "light" beef pot roast soup*, ingest we man. *bought at a previous ES, financially savvy we man Finally left casa for Many (2+2) errands in highly concentrated locale, errand we man. Din-din was Subway**, ingest we man. **WUOC + gift card, financially savvy we man A siesta was finally taken thereafter, awoke with headache we man. WPOR*** still apparently on for Wednesday rendezvous, rendezvous we with WPOR man. ***who maybe looks old but is well-preserved regardless of her age, si and Bro G man We will have to drive nearly Many (2+2) Manyzen miles one-way**** for this rendezvous, we man. ****in awful traffic, sigh man We will report whether this rubia is/was worth it, report we man. No party with the (existing) rubias tonight, no cavort ache-heading we man. Have routine doctor caucus midday Wednesday, caucus we man. And that was/is our thrilling Tuesday, report we man.

Assume nothing, no man! It depends on the definition of Many, man!

The above was split from a now-closed old thread in this forum.

Historic: Man Wins Argument With Woman U.S. — In an unprecedented, history-making moment, a man has won an argument with a woman. The man, who is also the President of the United States, is reportedly celebrating his victory after miraculously winning an argument over trade with Prime Minister Trudeau, the second female Prime Minister of Canada. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/historic-man-wins-argument-with-woman

Zelenskyy Asks U.S. For $20 Billion To Find Out Where That Missing $100 Billion Went KYIV — To date, the United States has allocated approximately $177 billion worth of aid to Ukraine, but the war-torn nation reports they have received less than half. Now Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy is asking for another $20 billion so he can find out what happened to the $101 billion dollars that was somehow lost. "In order to locate the missing funds, we will need more funds," said Zelenskyy. "That's just basic economics. And if you don't give it to us then you hate Ukraine and democracy." Given that the money would have arrived in the form of humanitarian aid or weapons, some officials have questioned exactly how Zelenskyy can be so sure he was shorted the funds, to which he replied, "I don't know, that's what I need the $20 billion for." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/zelenskyy-asks-us-for-20-billion-to-find-out-where-that-100-billion-went

Punxsutawney Phil Deported After Birth Certificate Reveals He's From Canada PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA — Beloved groundhog Punxsutawney Phil has been deported back to Canada after the rodent failed to produce the needed paperwork at this year's Groundhog Day celebration. "It was awkward, for sure," ICE Agent David Scranton said. "We had to apprehend him right before they were able to determine anything about the shadow thing so no one knows if there's going to be six more weeks of winter. Sorry America, but [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/punxsutawney-phil-deported-after-birth-certificate-reveals-hes-actually-canadian

Illegal Immigrants Helpfully Wave Flags So ICE Knows Where To Send Them U.S. — As deportation efforts continued to ramp up across the United States, several hundred illegal immigrants took to the streets and helpfully waved the flags of their home countries so ICE would know where to send them. ICE agents thanked the illegals for simplifying the process, making it much easier to know where they came from and what planes to load them on. "It makes our jobs a lot easier," said immigration agent Hank Simpson. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/illegal-immigrants-helpfully-wave-flags-so-ice-knows-where-to-send-them

This is genuinely wondrous! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 'Little Boys' and 'MAGA Chuds' In Charge of Your Money Identified, and They're Brilliant As Twitchy just reported, WIRED did all but doxx six young men working for Elon Musk's DOGE agency. WIRED listed their names, education, and work experience. As someone in that thread said, this is what the Left would call "stochastic terrorism" — just putting the information out there in the matter of the "public interest" while painting targets on their backs for the unhinged. We considered not running this post because it contains the names and photos (yes, they've already dug up photos) of the DOGE team. The information's out there, though, and here is what people are doing with it. [...] https://twitchy.com/brettt/2025/02/03/little-boys-and-maga-chuds-in-charge-of-your-money-identified-n2407797

Trump to South Africa: No More Money for You Unless You Stop Doing 'Terrible Things' Donald Trump spent a lot of the first day of his administration issuing executive orders that dealt the getting rid of DEI in the government, improving education, ordering all federal employees working remotely to get back to work, releasing the JFK and MLK assassination files, and so much more. If you think that wasn't enough to accomplish in the almost two weeks since he was inaugurated, he's also been making waves on the international scene—big waves. He got Venezuela's Nicolás Maduro to take back his citizens who are here in the U.S. illegally, he just got the Panamanian president to agree to reduce Chinese influence over the Canal, and he imposed large tariffs on Canada and Mexico. Whew. But he wasn't done, and on Sunday, he announced that he would be pulling any funding for South Africa because he believes the government is unlawfully confiscating land from its own citizens. He took to Truth Social to announce his intentions: [...] https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2025/02/02/trump-to-south-africa-no-more-money-for-you-unless-you-stop-doing-terrible-things-n2185127

Scalps like this need to be taken. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ DHS Resistance Leader Burned in Hidden Camera Video Detailing How They Will Fight Kristi Noem [...] Across the federal government, we hear stories of resistance brewing. The stories are probably exaggerated but real nonetheless. And every once in a while, one of the goobers gets out over their skis and gets burned. This one, thanks to James O'Keefe and the poor girl who had to go on a date with him. The target was a guy named Brandon Wright, who is a GS-14 IT manager at the Department of Homeland Security. https://redstate.com/streiff/2025/02/03/dhs-resistance-leader-burned-in-hidden-camera-video-detailing-how-they-will-fight-kristi-noem-n2185168

Trump is sending the Deep State to the outhouse as he cleans house at the FBI and DOJ [...] Heads are spinning in Washington at the shock-and-awe tactics of Trump 2.0. You can hear the panic in the high pitch of Deep State voices as they run squealing to CNN and MSNBC. [...] https://nypost.com/2025/02/02/opinion/trump-is-sending-the-deep-state-to-the-outhouse-as-he-cleans-house-at-the-fbi-and-doj/

She'll first have to face up to God for having borne false witness. And much, much more. I hope that your attorney is the meanest and nastiest that you could possibly hire. Everything will be all right once it has all settled down.

The WPMR is Many years younger than we are, to be precise man. This compares with JCs who are Many years younger than we are, to be comparative man.

Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn man. ----- Thrilling Monday report, see man: Arose at o'dark-Many to take T-B.-mobile to shop, brakes et al. man. Brakes were fine, ???! man. Got new cabin air filter installed, big difference man. Lunch was Subway*, ingest we man. *bought WUOC + gift card, financially savvy we man. A long, uninterrupted siesta was then taken, blessed zzz we man. Miu has chiefly been zzz-ing on Mini-B.'s bed, zzz miu man. Din-din was onecan of corn**, ingest we man. **bought at Friday's ES, financially savvy we man Complied with order from Mama T-B. to research CD rates as a priority, comply we man. These results will be handy this month for Uncle T-B.'s expiring CD, research we man. Party with the rubias tonight, cavort we man. No major Tuesday obligations, no man. And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.

NBC Nightly News just went similarly aysheep and even interviewed an ice-cream guy about how he'll have to pass the higher cost of sprinkles on to his suffering customers!

South Africa and the former Rhodesia have been in freefall ever since the (what to call it) majority rule.

That's the link from RCP. Go there and click on the article, then submit to flung poo without complaint. Wimps, eh.

NB iz inn fynest forrm, see mann.

In his multiple mansions, yachts, Learjets... he probably lit countless cigars with it as a parlor trick.

It's actually a brilliant move on both sides -- our threat worked, and Mexico can "blame the U.S." for forcing it and the chica president can look better (or less bad) in the process.

This superior primate found it for free on RealClearPolitics.com -- you might still get it if it was in Monday's "morning" report stuff.

Welcome to the forum! No. The "having met in person at least once in 2 years" requirement is firm. In addition, the term is "I-129F petition." The visa application comes later, after petition approval. Be aware, too, that the fewer the visits and the shorter the visits, the harder it will be to convince the consular officer (who would grant the visa) that the relationship is bona fide. Best of luck.

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