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Gracias, si D ma'am. Now you find us an unmarried, un-Canadian rubia right now, si D ma'am! Bad deficient-rubia'd Ontarklar! Bad, BAD deficient-rubia'd DEFICIENT-RUBIA'd Ontarklar!

The "FJC" ignored us all day/eve but texted "Good night, si man" with a heart at half-past 1 a.m. today, 🙄 man. This morn, "she" texted "Good morning, si man! How is your day going, huh man?" with a heart, 🙄 man. We replied as follows, see man: "Ending this now, si man. Too many red flags, si man. Try harder with your next sucker, si man," si man. We immediately blocked "her" number, si man. "She" has not attempted an e-mail yet, fine with us man. "She" wasn't a rubia, either, no man. At least it was a distraction for Many (2+2) days, oh well man.

Welcome to the thread, si man/ma'am.

Then find us a rubia post-haste, si and mam ma'am! Looks interesting but lacks further instructional details, tentatively conclude we man mam ma'am. And, e.g., why should we air-fry corn dogs when we can nuke them in less than a minute, huh man? We will ignore the multiple and egregious P-Math transgressions herein, ignorant we man. We would have squealed same if we did, no squeal we man. Mini-B. has us wrapped around our paternal little finger, recalcitrant wee man man. ----- Oh, just noticed, see we man: mam ma'am's post = LPoP, no see man.

Thread is moved from the K-3 Process forum to the Waivers forum.

Democrats Furious Republicans Trying To Control Government Just Because They Won Election [...] Democrats have accused Republicans of attempting to make decisions as to how the government ought to be run, as if Republicans were voted to be in charge. "Winning the election gives Republicans no right to run this country," shouted Senator Elizabeth Warren at a protest. "They cannot simply come in and take control of governmental agencies simply because people voted for them. We must employ every means possible to resist this takeover." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-furious-republicans-trying-to-control-government-just-because-they-won-election

Lee Zeldin Just Discovered $20 Billion Laundered by the Biden Admin In a video announcement shared to social media Wednesday evening, EPA Administrator Lee Zeldin revealed that approximately $20 billion in taxpayer funds have been discovered laundered into external financial institutions during the Biden administration. Zeldin underscored the urgency of accountability, declaring, "One of my very top priorities at EPA is to be an excellent steward of your hard-earned tax dollars. There will be zero tolerance of any waste and abuse." The controversy goes back two months when a video of a Biden EPA appointee referring to taxpayer funds as "gold bars" being "tossed off the Titanic" went viral. "The gold bars were tax dollars, and tossing them off the Titanic meant the Biden administration knew they were wasting it," he explained. [...] https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2025/02/12/lee-zeldin-just-discovered-20-billion-laundered-by-the-biden-administration-n4936939

Why Trump 2.0 Looks Unstoppable If they don't already, Democrats will soon wish that President Donald Trump had won reelection in 2020. It's staggering what Trump has already accomplished. Border crossings have plummeted. Trump ended DEI in the federal government. He reversed a 1965 executive order that required companies with federal contracts to put affirmative-action-style quotas in place. He stopped federal funding of transgender surgeries and treatments for minors. There isn't enough room to mention all his accomplishments in areas like energy, foreign policy and the military. Trump's second term is off to a much better start than his first. It's worth looking at the factors that have made Trump 2.0 so dominant. [...] https://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2025/02/12/why_trump_20_looks_unstoppable__152343.html

Thrilling Wednesday-on-Thursday report, see man: One minute after first alarm, we got a text from the FJC, si man. She magically paid for her $Many00 phone bill by "getting money from coworkers," yeah right man. She texted later to ask if we were home, si man. We said, "No man, but we want to set up a video chat with you, see man." Radio silence thereafter, surprise man. We are nearly Many00% sure that the FJC is a sophisticated scammer, off-blow "her" tomorrow we man. Breakfast was 2 turkey-&-cheese sandwiches on Costco hamburger buns, ingest we man. Went to doc in early afternoon, see we man MD man man. We said that we were angry and depressed at the hosed labs, what more could we have possibly done man. He said, "Let's turn this around, see man," si man. "No, the A1c didn't drop below Many, but it didn't go up and in fact fell, think about it this way man." "I'm not concerned with a one-time glucose reading of Many, no man, but rather over time, si man." "Keep doing what you're doing and we'll look again in Many (2+1) months, si man." We left feeling unbad about the situation, that's something man. After doc caucus, we gassed the thirsty-ish T-B.-mobile at Costco, such a gas man. We then went to Party City, all stores closing man. We got more than Many00 paper din-din plates for $Many ($2x2x2 +2+2+1), financially savvy we man. We then went to Dollar-Plus-Half-of-Half-a-Dollar Tree for Mama T-B., complete success man. We off-dropped the stuff while Mama T-B. cursed over Many-year CD rates, intense senior she man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. retrieved Mini-B. from skool, non-Two Guys eve man. We therefore procured din-din at Subway*, ingest we man. *WUOC + gift card, financially savvy we man A nice siesta was taken thereafter, zzz we man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. returned with Mini-B. an hour early, surprise man. Mini-B. had to pick his hyskool courses, due date tonight of course man. Many (2+2) -- si man, Many (2+2) -- hours later, finally finished, exhausted we and wee man man. Mini-B. consulted his various amigos for advice, si man. We had to complete the course grids for each year, griddy we man. Now it is up to the skool counselorette to approve it, hopeful we man. And Band is not a selected course, we and wee man man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. Must arise at o'dark-Many for Band sectional, man. And that was/is our thrilling Wednesday, report we man.

Bad P-Math-deficient mam ma'am! Bad, BAD P-Math-deficient P-MATH-DEFICIENT mam ma'am! Raw or frozen or precooked and for how long at what temperature, huh mam ma'am? Do not mock, denigrate, or cast aspersions on the down-beaten T-B., no man! Mini-B. gets waited on hand-&-foot, British butler/manservant we man for wee man man.

Sell each egg for $Many, si and $i D ma'am! Good entrepreneurial financially savvy Ontarklar! Good, GOOD entrepreneurial ENTREPRENEURIAL financially savvy FINANCIALLY SAVVY Ontarklar!

1. See P-Math transgressions above, possibly dangerous A1c level depending on definition of Many.Many, see and si D ma'am. 2. Good biennially recover-healthed Hillbilly! Good, GOOD biennially recover-healthed, BIENNIALLY RECOVER-HEALTHED Hillbilly!

We have limited time and skills and use only air-fryer or microwave, explanation Y ma'am. We would not eat this even if we were death-starving, no and sorry Y ma'am. We can do the latter with ease, si Y ma'am. Can we cook raw or frozen UNcooked chicken breast or salmon in the air-fryer, huh Y ma'am?

That depends on the definition of $Many, si and see and mam ma'am. P-Math-deficient, financially savvy-or-not-savvy mam ma'am! P-Math-deficient, P-MATH-DEFICIENT financially savvy-or-not-savvy FINANCIALLY SAVVY-OR-NOT-SAVVY mam ma'am!

A real oinker of a choice, right?

Brother, you seriously need to consult with one of our VJ Partners: https://www.visajourney.com/partners/platinum-immigration-services/ I have no conflict of interest in making the above recommendation.

This, too, is a big thing. "CBP thrives on the truth," as a Port Director once told me.

Hamas Gets Biden-Appointed Judge To Overturn Trump's Order To Release Hostages WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump's attempt to solve the long-running hostage situation between Israel and Hamas hit an obstacle today, as Hamas convinced a Biden-appointed federal judge to overturn Trump's order to release their hostages. On Monday, Trump issued a stern ultimatum to Hamas to release all remaining hostages by noon on Saturday or face dire consequences, but sources confirmed that Hamas leaders obtained a ruling from a judge appointed by the previous administration to effectively tie Trump's hands. "The President of the United States has no legal right to do anything, ever," said Judge Gregory Chandler. [...]

Wednesday! Time for our (very seasonally appropriate) Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke: =========================================== VALENTINE'S DAY CARDS I love you with all my boobs. I would say heart, but my boobs are bigger. I knew I loved you... when I farted and you didn't run away. If you were stung by a jellyfish, I'd totally pee on you. Let's grow old and miserable together. I hate you the least. I love you more than pizza (or maybe a really close second). I'd totally shave my legs for you.

Democrat Insiders Knew Joe Biden Was Getting Doped Up Before Public Events As the curtain closes on the Biden administration, former Democratic donor turned MAGA supporter Lindy Li has become a veritable whistleblower on the dysfunction and corruption that plagued her former party during the 2024 election. In her recent appearance on "The Shawn Ryan Show," Li didn't hold back. We previously reported how she claimed that after Joe Biden's disastrous debate performance last June, Hunter Biden had "commandeered the White House," influencing crucial decisions from the inside. But it gets even juicier than that. We've all suspected that Joe Biden was getting doped up before public events. But, according to Li, it was definitely happening. "I do know that he likely took something before the State of the Union," she said. "I was wondering because I was there for that, and he seemed sharp at the beginning, and then kind of went downhill towards the end." We all noticed that. [...] https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2025/02/11/democrat-insiders-knew-joe-biden-was-getting-doped-up-before-public-events-n4936879

Homan Suspects That the FBI Is Behind ICE Raid Leaks Amid the regular celebrations of the early Trump administration victories, there is growing horror that the federal rot runs as deep as it does. I suspect that as the first 100 days wind down, we will not only be "tired of winning" but also tired of saying, "I knew it was bad, but not that bad!" The latest foray into "that bad" came as immigration czar Tom Homan made the revelation that his people likely had a bead on who has been leaking information about ICE raids and tipping off the subjects, including gang members. Appearing on "Hannity," Homan said that the culprits were likely people in the Federal Bureau of Investigation. [...] https://pjmedia.com/lincolnbrown/2025/02/11/homan-suspects-fbi-is-behind-ice-raid-leaks-n4936888

Grocers Ration Eggs After Mass Chicken Slaughter For Bird Flu The Democrats have been running the "what about egg prices?" line of attack against Trump hot and heavy lately, their argument being that egg prices are still astronomical and growing despite Trump promising to bring them down and having a full three weeks to reverse five years of economic sabotage by his predecessor. What they conveniently leave out of the egg price narrative is that the Public Health™ authorities have been busy slaughtering poultry by the hundreds of millions for at least three years now. [...] https://pjmedia.com/benbartee/2025/02/11/grocers-ration-eggs-after-mass-chicken-slaughter-for-bird-flu-n4936908

Chicken report from Ontarklar now, overdue D ma'am. Bad delinquently reporting Ontarklar! Bad, BAD delinquently reporting DELINQUENTLY REPORTING Ontarklar!

Why would one inquire about the status of pimples in Joburg?

"How's it?"