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Thrilling Saturday report, see man: We got going late and did not attend the ES, si and no man. We might try it on Sunday, unsure we man. Breakfast was a turkey-&-cheese sandwich, ingest we man. We decided to mow full lawn, cloudy and not too hot man. Many sweatbands were consumed, 2 job 1 recovery man. We decided to visit excellent Urgent Care doc to catch up, nearly a year since last caucus man. Clinic surprisingly quiet for a Saturday, interesting man. Doc pleased to see us, pleased Dr. She man. Knew our new doc whom we'd just seen on Wednesday, familiar Dr. She with Dr. He man man. Confirmed what he'd told us and answered our additional questions, informative Dr. She man. Said that exercise is crucial in dealing with prediabetes, we man. If we're healthy enough to exercise, we're healthy enough NOT to, reason we man. Visit was good and we shall keep her apprised, si man. Dr. She man asked if we were socializing at all, ask she man and of course not man. Dr. She man will review her "archives" to see who might be available for us, generous offer man. Went to Walgreens to retrieve an Rx, retrieve we man. Saw 2 boxes of low-glycemic crunchy peanut butter bars on closeout, bought both man. End price was $2 per box = $Many ($2+2), financially savvy we man. Went to shop for Two Guys week, had to man. We were dismayed at fat/carb/sugar/sodium contents of ALL usual foods, sigh we man. If we are to be good, we won't be able to eat anything, no and sigh we man. We did buy several bags of no-sugar chocolates, high-priced man. Returned to casa and serviced demanding miu, Why Is My Miu-Lunch Late Huh Daddy miu man. Din-din was Tuna Glop, distressing ingredients upon reading man. If we are to be good, we won't be able to eat anything, no and sigh and repeat we man. A highly necessary siesta was taken and overslept, over-zzz we man. Good news is that across-street neighbor will finally have tree work done this week, procrastinate he man. Gotta get those infernal oaks pared down before their ##### leaves fall, it's Fall now man. We annually have OPIOID syndrome, Other People's Infernal Oak leaves In our Driveway man. We probably should have gone to that ES today, mope we man. Apart from the 2 ESs that we probably won't go to, no Sunday plans man. Mini-B. arrives for Two Guys week, hopefully will watch AFV man. And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.

We might be able to split posts into a new (e.g.) "Post-Election Actions & Reactions" thread. It would take some time and effort.

Thread is moved from General Immigration Discussion to the US Citizenship Case Progress subforum. It might be a mistake, or the officiant had a scheduling conflict regarding the time that they'd contemplated, or something objective. I wouldn't worry; just wait a little longer for clarification.

Ah -- this explains it, LS ma'am! We can now readily guess the hierarchy of the women of your house, LS ma'am. Hierarchy confirmed, si man!

Thrilling Friday non-GS/ES report, see man: Breakfast/lunch was a turkey-&-cheese sandwich, ingest we man. We didn't leave the casa till an hour before noon, sigh man. We should have taken a headache pill before leaving, uncomfortable all day we man. The nearest ES was half + half-of-half an hour distant, man. We saw an excellent mattress that would have suited Uncle T-B., drastically in need thereof senior he man. However, arranging transport would have been impossible, no wherewithal man. ES Rant #1, see man: If ES casas have more than one room's worth of Xmas stuff, that's too much, we man. ES Rant #2, see man: Fat people and elderly on walkers should be banned from ESs, conclude and we man. ES Rant #Many, see man: People who stand with arms akimbo should be shot for blocking our path, we man. In place of the last itineraried and timed-out ES, we found our favorite remote thrift shop, nearby man. We wistfully passed by the children's section where we'd bought so much for Mini-B., grown wee man man. We got Mini-B. a jacket, Many (2+1) T-shirts, and Many (2+1) sock pairs, purchase we man. The total with tax was just under $Many ($2x2x2 +2+2), financially savvy we man. We were tired and quite hungry, Many (2+2+1) hours out man. One of our Top-Many favorite Chinese buffets was proximal, spy same we man. It was already quite busy just before Many (2+2) p.m., popular place man. Din-din was Many (2+1) plates heaped with beef & chicken, ingest we man. We got caught in Friday get-off-work traffic ALL the way back to the casa, we man. We could have done a couple of errands, but it was already dark, hate Standard Time we man. Miu nearly bowled us over upon our return, Where's Din-Din Daddy man. We serviced outraged miu and watched TV news, si man. We then went straight for a siesta, zzz we man. We could have used a far longer one, further zzz needed by we man man. We had envisioned Many (2+1) Saturday ESs toward and in FST, envision we man. However, we cannot risk the urge to buy a pie at FST restaurant, not any longer man. Accordingly, we have itineraried one local-ish ES for Saturday, out-wimp we man. We have several errands and administrative things to do, anyway, reason we man. And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.

Sorry to hear it, sigh Y ma'am. We too are concerned about possibly hosing our lipid levels, si and sigh man. We too envision being able to eat only low-cal/low-fat fake-cheese slices, starvation we man. Please keep us abreast of this, si Y ma'am and hee hee hee man. Chica stuff gets weird in a hurry, conclude we man.

You quit slacking and get back to your wifely duties, si and D ma'am! Lazy indolent Ontarklar! Lazy, LAZY indolent INDOLENT Ontarklar! See Thrilling Friday non-GS/ES report, imminent man. Congratulations to Hillbilly, si D ma'am!

De nada*, si man. *English-only outside the regional forums, si man! Reported!!!!! And the consequence of that is outflow, pee man. Low temp precised, man. Our lows were that until just recently, Texas weather Many man. However, mid-next week it will turn wintry, man. We will, in the meantime, run heat at night and A/C by day, reason we man. We need ONE good wrist, and case of awristed development man. 1. We will buy (and also sell, Business Typhoon we man) tickets to your fight with the Rojo over her, $i man. 2. She is not a rubia, major downfall man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. did remarkably well during our marriage and even after pregnancy, surprising man. We never said that we LIKED it, blechhhh and man. We bought ours at quite a discount, so we don't care WHAT it collects, $i and no man. We need a conversion chart written in plain P-Math, oj tak. It's called hunt-bargaining, si and see and man!

Friday ES/GS report, see man: We attended only Many (2x2x2 -1) of the Many (2x2x2) itineraried ESs, last one timed out man. However, we hit an extra drive-by GS, opportunistic we man. The first and Many'th (2+2+2th) ESs yielded the take, see man: -- one-Many'rd bottle Arm & Hammer detergent, ~new Basic Editions jeans* = $Many ($2+2), steal man *in what will soon be our new waist-size, Many Many years since that man -- Many (2+2) warshcloths** = $1, steal man **to resell to ex-Mrs.-T-B. at a profit, Business Typhoon we man Total = $Many ($2+2+1)

What's Next? Here Are 10 Great Career Options For Kamala To Consider The American people have spoken, leaving Kamala Harris on her way out of office and looking toward whatever may come next. What does the future hold for her? To help her out, The Babylon Bee has come up with the following list of promising career options Kamala Harris should consider: [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/whats-next-here-are-10-great-career-options-for-kamala-to-consider

Democrats Worried If Government Becomes More Efficient They'll Be Forced To Light Giant Piles Of Money On Fire On Their Own [...] "It takes a lot of work to waste this much money," said Senator Chuck Schumer. "If Trump appoints these jerks to come in and wipe out entire government agencies and departments, how will we be able to burn through trillions of taxpayer dollars like we're accustomed to? Are we supposed to just build huge bonfires in our backyards to set the money on fire? That's the government's job, not ours." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-worried-that-if-government-becomes-more-efficient-theyll-be-forced-to-light-giant-piles-of-money-on-fire-on-their-own

Unclear If Angry-Looking Bald Person A Neo-Nazi Or Leftist Woman SPRINGFIELD, IL — Despite extensive investigation, experts disclosed they were unable to determine if the angry-looking bald person you saw today was a neo-nazi or simply a progressive feminist woman. While sources said the individual you saw in the produce section of the grocery store was, indeed, bald and appeared to be angry, there was simply not enough evidence to positively identify them as either an actual neo-nazi or a left-wing Democrat angry about Trump. "He/she/they are an anomaly at this point," said research scientist Willard Brumlow. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/unclear-if-angry-looking-bald-person-a-neo-nazi-or-liberal-woman

Comments on these observations? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Left should welcome Matt Gaetz as attorney general [...] Gaetz may be known as a bombastic MAGA supporter in the eyes of the media. He livestreams, he podcasts, he trades barbs with political enemies with acidic bluster. But for those who have closely followed his legislative career, the Florida lawmaker represents a sharp break from the corporate-friendly orthodoxy of the modern Republican Party. Indeed, Gaetz's elevation will provide sprawling prosecutorial powers for continuing his push against special interest influence and corporate malfeasance. His record speaks for itself. From his perch on the House Judiciary Committee, Gaetz has promoted a surprisingly consumer-friendly agenda, routinely breaking with his GOP colleagues on crucial votes. He previously supported [...] https://unherd.com/newsroom/the-left-should-welcome-matt-gaetz-as-attorney-general/

The new Roomba was unboxed and let loose in the casa today. Just as predicted, Cat T-B. suspiciously tried to inspect it but turned tail in terror when it approached her. When it returned to its base, Cat T-B. hesitantly approached and tapped it twice with her paw. She then loudly voiced her opinion of this invasive outrage.

Are they a little underfed, huh LS ma'am?

Thrilling Thursday-on-Friday report, see man: Didn't set casa heat high enough and awoke before alarm rang infernally early anyway, lose-lose we man. Got Uncle T-B. to/from eye appointment in good time, visual senior he man. We refilled his pill-caddy, repill we man. We had time to look at his electric scooter to replace batteries, long-standing issue man. We could not fizzicly remove the screws from the battery assembly, frustrated we man. However, we had spied some Mexican-or-similar painters at their truck outside, observant we man. We approached one, approach he man we man si man man. We asked in Spanish if he spoke English, negatory man. We replied "Nor do we, man" in Spanish, certain laugh-line courtesy of then-Mrs.-T-B. man. We tried to explain in Spanish what Uncle T-B. needed, hopefully bilingual we man. Guy came inside and proficiently changed the batteries, adept he man. Uncle T-B. found $Many ($2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2) to give him, uncharacteristic of senior he man man. We gave the $Many to the guy and he seemed rather surprised, guess he viewed it as a favor man. He said, "Thank you, si man" in English, bilingual-after-all he man man. We, he, and Uncle T-B. were very well pleased, big load off shoulders man. Uncle T-B. now has a dependable scooter, relief man. Upon exit, we warshed the filthy T-B.-mobile, Clean for Gene we man. At the casa, financial phone-caucus went swimmingly, $ucce$$ful Bu$ine$$ Typhoon we man. Lunch was onebag of nuked mixed vegetables and onecan of sardines, ingest we man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. called us right before our siesta, call ex-she man we man man. We related the scooter story, relate we man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. was amazed at how understandable our chosen Spanish was, amazed ex-she man man. "Where did you learn to say that, huh man?" asked ex-she man of we man man. "From you despite your ability to describe Spanish grammar, si man," said we man to ex-she man man. "I know that I can't describe why we say what we say, si and no man," said ex-she man to we man man. "We know that, too, and that's why we divorced you, si man," said we man to ex-she man man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. laughed and said that her doctor agreed that she was getting fat, si man. "We know that, too, and that's also why we divorced you, si and si man," said we man to ex-she man man. We told ex-Mrs.-T-B. that, as of today, we had lost Many (2x2x2x2 +2+2) -- si man, Many (2x2x2x2 +2+2) -- pounds, shadow-of-our-former-self we man man. A nice siesta was taken, zzz we man. We then retrieved Mini-B. from skool, Two Guys eve man. Din-din was from BK*, ingest Two Guys man. *bought WUOC, financially savvy we man We intentionally ordered Coke Zero, watch blood sugar we man. We then invited Mini-B. to help unbox and set up our Roomba, excited wee man man. Mini-B. was rather adept at this, technologically savvy we man man. The Roomba performed acceptably or quite well in cleaning the tiled downstairs, conclude Two Guys man. It collected a staggering amount of debris, mostly miu-hair man. Miu herself viewed the Roomba with high suspicion and ran when it approached her, skittish miu man. When Roomba was in its base, miu hesitantly approached and gingerly paw-tapped it, hesitant miu man. Miu then began voicing her opinion of this outrageous invader, miu miu miu miu MIU man. Movie night was the missed Georgie/Mandy episode on Paramount+ immediately followed by the live episode on CBS, amazing timing man. Two bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. We must sadly now watch our carbohydrate intake, we but necessary man. After off-dropping Mini-B. from Two Guys eve, we ran a proximal errand, convenient man. This was not a bad day, no man. We have itineraried Many (2x2x2) ESs and a GS for Friday, none close to proximal man. And this was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.

[T-B. scribbles date of Manyvember Many'th for future reference] Happy Many'th birthday, si man! Are you full of hot air, huh man? Is going from an iPhone Many to an iPhone Many an upgrade or a downgrade, huh man? We should ask our Polish Commie-Babe for clarification, oj tak. (Clarificational Asia! Clarificational, CLARIFICATIONAL Asia!) It is NOT strange and should be indulged in at least once daily, si and see and zzz and man!

The Guardian is rather psycho to begin with.

Classic!

Follow Jeanne's advice to the letter.

I like #4 and #5. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 10 Government Positions D.O.G.E. Will Be Eliminating First [...] Here are the first ten government positions on the chopping block when D.O.G.E. takes the helm: [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/10-government-positions-doge-will-be-eliminating-first

Democrats Warn Abolishing Department Of Education Could Result In Kids Being Too Smart To Vote For Democrats WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrats are sounding the alarm over Trump's stated plan to shutter the Department of Education, saying such a move would put millions of kids in danger of becoming too smart to vote Democrat. "Without government, kids no learn good," Congressional Representative Alexandria Ocassio-Cortez warned. "You want no learn good?" "For decades, our Department of Education has been doing the important work of [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-warn-abolishing-department-of-education-could-result-in-kids-being-too-smart-to-vote-for-democrats

The Babylon Bee Is Graciously Offering To Hire Any Laid-Off Employee From Fake News Rival CNN U.S. — In one of the most truly magnanimous gestures in all of human history, the Babylon Bee is officially offering to hire all the employees being laid off by Fake News rival CNN. "We're not here to gloat. We're here to help," said Babylon Bee CEO Seth Dillon. "Look, the Fake News industry is fiercely competitive, and CNN has incredible talent. We may be rivals, but at the end of the day, we're human beings -- human beings who love making up the news." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/the-babylon-bee-is-graciously-offering-to-hire-any-laid-off-employee-from-fake-news-rival-cnn

Efficiency: New DHS Secretary Kristi Noem Pledges To Cut K-9 Workforce By 90% U.S. — Newly appointed Secretary for the Department of Homeland Security Kristi Noem has wasted no time in announcing plans to make the department leaner and more efficient, pledging to immediately cut the K-9 workforce by 90% as soon as she takes command. "I will see to it personally," announced Noem, mimicking the cocking of a shotgun. "We are going to blast the inefficiency in DHS to smithereens." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/efficiency-new-dhs-secretary-kristi-noem-pledges-to-cut-k-9-workforce-by-90

Biden Administration Declares Trump Cabinet Picks 'Unqualified' [...] The Democratic Party, fresh off appointing a dude who wears dresses as a health minister, a guy who steals women's luggage as nuclear weapons officer, and a Joker-costume-wearing lesbian who can't answer questions as Press Secretary, felt that Trump's choices did not have the proper credentials for their jobs. "President-Elect Trump has beclowned himself with these appointments," said Senator Elizabeth Warren, handing her makeup bag to Admiral Levine. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/trumps-cabinet-picks-are-unqualified-says-party-of-pete-buttigieg-rachel-levine-kjp-sam-brinton