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[laylalex 7,247]

Quiz time! Where do you fall on the Hot/Crazy Scale?

https://www.idrlabs.com/hot-crazy-scale/test.php

 

I myself inhabit the Date Zone. Basically because I'm pretty neurotic and have an intense fear of abandonment, I end up a little too crazy. I'm not so sure I'm as hot as the quiz says I am but I will take it graciously.

 

 

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Date Zone: People in the Date Zone are attractive, but they also tend to be quirky or strange. Introducing them to one’s friends and family is often a question of hit or miss and tends to come down to the level of craziness that exists in one’s own social circle to begin with. There is nothing wrong with forming a relationship with someone in the Date Zone. In fact, many Date Zoners tend to mature with age, often to the point of becoming marriage material. That being said, it is also possible for Date Zoners to never mature, or to grow even crazier, and thus slip into the Danger Zone. Therefore, one should pay close attention to whether the Hot or the Crazy seems to have the upper hand when dating someone from the Date Zone.

 

Edited May 7, 2022 by laylalex

[TBoneTX 43,064]

Fun, si LL ma'am.

We are Many% ([2x2x2x2x2 + 2+1]%) hot, and Many.Many% ([2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2 +1] + 0.[2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2 +2]%) crazy, placing us in the No-Go Zone, see man:

 

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No-Go Zone: Ah, the No-Go Zone. According to the originators of the Hot/Crazy Scale, one shouldn’t date people in this zone for the simple reason that they are not hot enough.  It’s dogmatic, but to the followers of the theory, that’s part of the fun (or simply a fact of life).  It may not be sympathetic, but there’s no denying that “beauty privilege” is a thing in the sense that attractive people are offered favors and kindnesses that other people are not.  On the other hand, studies have shown that one reason people are lonely today is that many are holding out for “something better,” refusing to give people a chance if their physical beauty is not deemed sufficient.  So maybe the followers of the Hot/Crazy Scale are making themselves unhappy by insisting on these criteria.

The flaw in this analysis, and indeed this entire quiz, is that no question inquires whether one is a financially savvy, staggeringly rich-&-successful Business Typhoon in the Pre-Owned Toilet Seat (POTS) industry, no man.

Edited May 7, 2022 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 43,064]

Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

 

The GSs were duds and we were an hour too early for one ES, only two ESs yielded the take man:

  -- 2 bathmats, 1 hand-towel = $Many-&-a-half ([$2+2] + a half), deal man

  -- 2-tined meat fork, soup spoon = half a buck, deal man

Total = $Many ($2+2+1)

[TBoneTX 43,064]

Saturday mini-culinary report, see man:

 

Mini-B. had obligations that Ex-Mrs.-T-B. was handling, so we were out to lunch (uh... wait man).

Lunch was Many (2+1) full plates at our favorite Chinese buffet, ingest we man.

The little Chinese waitress was quite chatty and perhaps likes us, we think man.

 

Din-din was large turkey pot pies, ingest Two Guys man.

Dessert was a trip to Baskin-Robbins, indulge Two Guys man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. has dibs on Mini-B. for Mother's Day, surrender wee man at 1 p.m. we man.

We shall breakfast at Burger King WUOC, financially savvy we man.

Mini-B. shall lunch on onecan of spaghettiOs + meatballs, in lieu of din-din man.

We shall be saddened upon his premature departure, miss wee man we man.

Edited May 8, 2022 by TBoneTX

[Ontarkie 13,918]

 

Hot/Crazy Scale Test

Result:

 

You are 100% hot, 23.33% crazy, which places you in the marriage zone.

 

Marriage Zone: People in the Marriage Zone are attractive and only a little crazy. As such, they’re socially intelligent, responsible, and self-directed — but also very rare. While Unicorns are still the most sought after, people in the Marriage Zone also embody first-rate scores in physical hotness and lack of mental craziness, which is why they usually have their pick of mate. Another thing to keep in mind is that people in the Marriage Zone actually exist, whereas Unicorns are only rumored, mythical beings.

Finally, close examination of the Hot/Crazy matrix reveals that it is possible for Marriage Zoners to be actually Hotter than Unicorns, though Marriage Zoners will always be slightly crazier, by definition.

 

 

Not sure how to fix the scale but seems mine fits the marriage zone. Good thing I'm married then. 

[TBoneTX 43,064]

2 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

people in the Marriage Zone also embody first-rate scores in physical hotness and lack of mental craziness

Fizzicly hot non-insane Ontarklar!  Fizzicly hot, FIZZICLY HOT non-insane NON-INSANE Ontarklar!

2 hours ago, Ontarkie said:

they usually have their pick of mate

Then how did we end up with Hillbilly, huh ma'am?  

[Ontarkie 13,918]

4 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

Fizzicly hot non-insane Ontarklar!  Fizzicly hot, FIZZICLY HOT non-insane NON-INSANE Ontarklar!

Then how did we end up with Hillbilly, huh ma'am?  

Well I was being picky you know. Like no drunks, druggies, needed to be good with kids and not just for show and short periods, have a job and be responsible. No drama and well I can go on and on. The Hillbilly checked all the boxes that were important. 

 

Only 23.33% crazy and I'm pretty good at those 23% lmao 

[TBoneTX 43,064]

1 minute ago, Ontarkie said:

no drunks, druggies, needed to be good with kids and not just for show and short periods, have a job and be responsible. No drama

Picky, picky, si ma'am!  

[laylalex 7,247]

My husband qualifies as being in the crazy zone today. He is hot (to me) but today... ugh. We were out running a ton of errands and the second to last was for us to swing by his old co-worker's place to pick up a polarfleece he'd left in the office and that she'd found. We're almost parked when out of nowhere this skateboarder flies AT my car. I was so shocked, but it became clear quickly he'd done it on purpose as the guy tried to do the same thing to another car when it didn't work on me. Alex was FURIOUS. Like steam coming out of his ears furious. He unbuckled his seatbelt and threw open the car door and I had to physically restrain him from going out and pounding the guy. Al was ranting about drug addicts trying to hurt his wife or traumatize her, and how he couldn't promise he wouldn't have kicked the you know what out of the guy if I'd actually been hurt or if he'd hit the car. 

 

Honestly? Not impressed. I don't need all this super macho stuff, and I do not need my husband going to prison for the sake of a ding in my car. I appreciate the sentiment of him wanting to keep me safe but not the caveman ug-ug big man protect little woman bit. I love him but really unnecessary.

 

Rant over!

[TBoneTX 43,064]

Eventful Sunday report, see man:

 

We learned (without details) from ex-Mrs.-T-B. that her parents like the Rojo less than they like us, ha ha haaaaaaaaa man.

We are seeking details, will duly report here man.

 

Breakfasted with Mini-B. at Burger King*, ingest Two Guys man.

   *WUOC, financially savvy we man

 

We were to surrender Mini-B. to ex-Mrs.-T-B. at 1 p.m., Mother's Day man.

However, at noon ex-Mrs.-T-B. phoned us in a panic, aysheep ex-she man.

Her A/C compressor had blown, hottest day of the year (in the Manys F.) man.

No repairs available till noon Monday, understandable man.

Casa is filled with Ecus (ex-Mrs.-T-B., ex-Mama-Mrs.-T-B., ex-Papa-Mrs.-T-B., & Cousin Mini-B.), all used to heat man.

However, Mini-B. is like us and couldn't withstand that stuff, agreed without argument man.

We therefore are keeping Mini-B. overnight and will drop him at skool, bonus night man.

 

Lunch for Mini-B. was onecan of SpaghettiOs + meatballs, ingest wee man.

Lunch for us was two slices of Texas Toast bread, still full from breakfast we man.

 

We, Mini-B., & ex-Mrs.-T-B. visited Mama T-B., see senior she we and wee and ex-she man.

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. broke the news to Mama T-B. about the new T-B.-mobile, soften the blow man.

Mama T-B. instinctively almost went aysheep but restrained herself, gamble paid off man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B. took Mini-B. & parents to the mall to escape the casa heat, good idea man.

On way back, she brought us Many (2+1) remaining slices of a loaded pizza, ingest for din-din we man.

 

Ex-Mrs.-T-B., ex-Mama-Mrs.-T-B., & ex-Papa-Mrs.-T-B. came to watch AFV, full casa man.

Miu (aysheep all day) was quite sociable with all, aysheep sociable miu man.

We shall host ex-Mama-Mrs.-T-B., ex-Papa-Mrs.-T-B., & Cousin Mini-B. for din-din on Saturday, hospitable we man.

 

The Ecu + Mexican handymen finished building our fence today, uncomplaining guys in the oppressive heat man.

We are impressed with them and with the fence, si man.

We have lost respect for our neighbor, who came to us Many (2+1) times to ensure that the guys wouldn't leave even one clay clod in his yard, quit going aysheep man.

 

We are glad to have Mini-B. for this extra bonus night, Two Guys man.

Edited May 9, 2022 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 43,064]

13 minutes ago, laylalex said:

Not impressed. I don't need all this super macho stuff, and I do not need my husband going to prison for the sake of a ding in my car. I appreciate the sentiment of him wanting to keep me safe but not the caveman ug-ug big man protect little woman bit.

Take it from us, LL ma'am:  you married not just "well," but exceptionally well, see and si ma'am.

[Asia 2,491]

And that's me

 

Fun Zone: People in the Fun Zone are cool, above average in attractiveness, and great to hang out with. Everyone should spend some time in the fun zone, to find out what they like and dislike in a partner and to get the awkwardness out of their system so that they will eventually be ready for marriage or a serious relationship. While fun is a good thing, the Fun Zone also has its risks. Since the zone is wedged right between the No-Go and Crazy zones, it is possible to mistake crazies and no-goers as fun. Inexperienced daters should seek a second opinion if they are unsure whether their potential partner is really in the Fun Zone.

Edited May 9, 2022 by Asia

[DaveAndAnastasia 2,079]

On 5/6/2022 at 9:36 PM, TBoneTX said:

Upon arrival at casa, saw huge box on porch, didn't order anything man.

Sure enough, for neighbor with same casa-number on other street, grrrrRRRRR man.

How does anyone get a USPS job without getting this stuff right, huh and rant man.

Heard crunch when backing car out to take mini-Dave to the park yesterday. Assumed was plastic bottle, didn't think anything of it.

On returning home, find out I drove over PRG's hair color.

What kind of idiot leaves a small package in front of a garage door, not the front door?

[mam521 1,725]

On 5/7/2022 at 2:11 AM, laylalex said:

Quiz time! Where do you fall on the Hot/Crazy Scale?

https://www.idrlabs.com/hot-crazy-scale/test.php

 

I myself inhabit the Date Zone. Basically because I'm pretty neurotic and have an intense fear of abandonment, I end up a little too crazy. I'm not so sure I'm as hot as the quiz says I am but I will take it graciously.

 

 

 

Fun Zone for me.  This wedged between No-Go and Crazies confusion is an unfair disadvantage fair because I'm a Gemini, too!

[TBoneTX 43,064]

8 hours ago, Asia said:

People in the Fun Zone are cool, above average in attractiveness, and great to hang out with.

Fun cool look-gooding great out-hanging Polish Commie-Babe Asia!  Fun, FUN cool COOL look-gooding LOOK-GOODING great out-hanging GREAT OUT-HANGING Polish Commie-Babe Asia!