Evolution Could Explain Why Having a Girlfriend Makes Men More Attractive

[Dashinka 23,301]

38 minutes ago, laylalex said:

We have electricity on my side of Berkeley! (Also, it's where we keep the donuts.)

 

I am not taking any chances with missing my flight tonight, so I'll be there around four hours early. If you want to house-sit while I am away, I can send you the keypad codes. Just keep the bathroom clean (no little shaving hairs on the sink). Back on the 21st, be out by then. 👌

 

You can respond via the 1st class lounge.

[Neonred 3,454]

On 10/8/2019 at 2:13 PM, Nature Boy 2.0 said:

 

 

My theory, when I joined the group,  was start ugly...

I especially liked this part!

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2 hours ago, laylalex said:

We have electricity on my side of Berkeley! (Also, it's where we keep the donuts.)

 

I am not taking any chances with missing my flight tonight, so I'll be there around four hours early. If you want to house-sit while I am away, I can send you the keypad codes. Just keep the bathroom clean (no little shaving hairs on the sink). Back on the 21st, be out by then. 👌

 

I have actually decided to keep clear of Berkeley, there are a few good reasons, was rear ended there once, but the main one is I do not want to be accused of doxing anybody.

[Voice of Reason 10,298]

5 hours ago, Neonred said:

I especially liked this part!

It’s true though, and works like a charm.  I used to have two friends in college.  One went into a bar, found THE hawtest girl in the place, and tell me, “I’m going to take her home tonight.”  I sneered (the first time or two of maybe twenty).  He would go up to the group, and ask the fattest/ugliest girl to dance.  Come back, and pick up another one.  But basically ignored the gorgeous one.  Until SHE came on to him.  Worked every time.  He’d bring her home, and the next day, she was moving her stuff into our apartment.  Until he got tired of here a week or two later and kicked her out.

 

The other fellow had a different strategy.  He’d walk into a group of girls at the dance club, pick the ugliest girl, and dance and whirl her on the floor (and he was pretty darn homely himself.  No, strike that.  He was ugly.)  After a while, he’d take her out to his truck in the parking lot and introduce her to his “other” talents.  Go back inside, and find another girl to dance with.  And so on.  Typically between 2-4 girls a night.  Sometimes he ended up taking them home.  But not always.  And some nights he never got the hawt girl, but other nights he did.  But what he DID do was have sex more than probably 15-20 of our group put together.  He just didn’t care.  Then one day a gorgeous little blonde caught him and saddled him.  His bar days were over.

[TBoneTX 43,248]

When you're down to one last pick-up line:

"Excuse me, Miss -- we haven't met yet, so I still have a chance with YOU."

[Neonred 3,454]

14 hours ago, ALFKAD said:

It’s true though, and works like a charm.  I used to have two friends in college.  One went into a bar, found THE hawtest girl in the place, and tell me, “I’m going to take her home tonight.”  I sneered (the first time or two of maybe twenty).  He would go up to the group, and ask the fattest/ugliest girl to dance.  Come back, and pick up another one.  But basically ignored the gorgeous one.  Until SHE came on to him.  Worked every time.  He’d bring her home, and the next day, she was moving her stuff into our apartment.  Until he got tired of here a week or two later and kicked her out.

 

The other fellow had a different strategy.  He’d walk into a group of girls at the dance club, pick the ugliest girl, and dance and whirl her on the floor (and he was pretty darn homely himself.  No, strike that.  He was ugly.)  After a while, he’d take her out to his truck in the parking lot and introduce her to his “other” talents.  Go back inside, and find another girl to dance with.  And so on.  Typically between 2-4 girls a night.  Sometimes he ended up taking them home.  But not always.  And some nights he never got the hawt girl, but other nights he did.  But what he DID do was have sex more than probably 15-20 of our group put together.  He just didn’t care.  Then one day a gorgeous little blonde caught him and saddled him.  His bar days were over.

I swear the more gorgeous a woman, the bigger PITA she is.

 

Next time around I'm going for a BIG FAT UGLY one.

[Nature Boy 2.0 8,319]

2 minutes ago, Neonred said:

I swear the more gorgeous a woman, the bigger PITA she is.

 

Next time around I'm going for a BIG FAT UGLY one.

what he said 

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 "neediness times dress size squared"

[laylalex 7,252]

16 minutes ago, Boiler said:

 "neediness times dress size squared"

But what if you're a size zero?

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1 minute ago, laylalex said:

But what if you're a size zero?

You are dead?

 

Not that familiar with US dress sizes, i remember as a kid my Mother always wanted to be a 12. I think my Granny was 10 and nothing to her.

[laylalex 7,252]

Just now, Boiler said:

You are dead?

 

Not that familiar with US dress sizes, i remember as a kid my Mother always wanted to be a 12. I think my Granny was 10 and nothing to her.

US sizes for women are very weird, and you can get 00 and even 000 (I have seen it once). I haven't been a 0 since my wedding when I was too worried about everything to eat. Half the time I'm a 2 and the other half a 4 depending on the designer. I have no problem with either of these sizes! In the UK, I tend to wear a size 6. Sizing is not consistent across brands, and this goes for here in the UK too (arrived this afternoon). It's very frustrating.

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I can imagine.

 

[laylalex 7,252]

7 minutes ago, Boiler said:

I can imagine.

 

Well, I know for men it's a lot more straightforward although I hear that there is vanity sizing for waistbands. 

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8 minutes ago, laylalex said:

Well, I know for men it's a lot more straightforward although I hear that there is vanity sizing for waistbands. 

I had not heard of that, I can see the discrimination as I bounce around the 34 waist mark, a much higher number.

[Neonred 3,454]

3 hours ago, Neonred said:

I swear the more gorgeous a woman, the bigger PITA she is.

 

Next time around I'm going for a BIG FAT UGLY one.

I'm not really sure, but maybe this only applies to CABA women.