Arizona homeowner shoots, kills suspected intruder, injures another: ‘Better come in ready’

[Nature Boy 2.0 8,376]

Awesome

 

https://www.foxnews.com/us/arizona-homeowner-shoots-kills-suspected-intruder-injures-another-better-come-in-ready

[Prizm123 1,086]

😄 the homeowner needs to go to the practice range some more, because obviously he needs to do a better job of hitting the targets

[Voice of Reason 10,298]

22 minutes ago, Prizm123 said:

😄 the homeowner needs to go to the practice range some more, because obviously he needs to do a better job of hitting the targets

One dead, one critically injured.  Homeowner is fine.  I call that a win!

[TBoneTX 45,543]

The criminals' families will surely find a reason and a way to sue the homeowner.

[Prizm123 1,086]

Just now, TBoneTX said:

The criminals' families will surely find a reason and a way to sue the homeowner.

they should demand trial by combat. let the homeowner bring his guns.. he obviously needs more target practice since one of em survived

[Chris Duffy 1,257]

9 hours ago, Prizm123 said:

😄 the homeowner needs to go to the practice range some more, because obviously he needs to do a better job of hitting the targets

Even top ranked police departments who have their officers go to the range to practice only have like a 30% hit rate on a pistol discharge when facing a suspect

[Cyberfx1024 7,980]

10 hours ago, Prizm123 said:

😄 the homeowner needs to go to the practice range some more, because obviously he needs to do a better job of hitting the targets

 

1 hour ago, Chris Duffy said:

Even top ranked police departments who have their officers go to the range to practice only have like a 30% hit rate on a pistol discharge when facing a suspect

Thanks @Chris Duffy I was just about to say this as well. You can go to the range all day but the majority of that won't mean squat once your blood is up and your heart is pumping. That's why hardcore enthusiasts, SWAT, SF, all train like in real life because you will be a lot more accurate that way. 

[Nature Boy 2.0 8,376]

He let one live to go warn the othets. I use to use that trick all the time 

 

[Prizm123 1,086]

well, thats the last time i try to inject levity....

[Voice of Reason 10,298]

1 minute ago, Prizm123 said:

well, thats the last time i try to inject levity....

Timing and delivery are key.  

[Steeleballz 7,550]

 

  The only thing he did wrong is the little tough guy act at the end. I would advise anyone in this situation, don't publicly invite "all comers" to try you out, because someone just might take you up on it. The next guy might be armed too. It's better to do what you have to do and move on.

[Prizm123 1,086]

17 minutes ago, ALFKAD said:

Timing and delivery are key.  

its why my career as a stand up comedian never panned out....😐

[TBoneTX 45,543]

30 minutes ago, Prizm123 said:

its why my career as a stand up comedian never panned out....😐

To be a stand-up comedian, don't try comedy while sitting down.  That's the first step.

[Prizm123 1,086]

5 minutes ago, TBoneTX said:

To be a stand-up comedian, don't try comedy while sitting down.  That's the first step.

some of my best comedy bits come from the throne...

[TBoneTX 45,543]

Best place for deep thinking.

Edited April 1, 2019 by TBoneTX