Thank God for my foreign husband!

[_Simpson_ 250]

Please do explain. Besides you weren't one of the ones bitching about American men, is this just a "we must stick together" moment.

That's very true. After a string of dating failures with American nutballs, I decided to broaden my horizons. Fortunately for me, at the time I was looking for a husband, there was a great site devoted to pale, tweed-jacketed Brits with unfortunate teeth who were searching for American feminazis sporting mullets and with fashion sense tending toward the masculine. And thank sweet Jessup for that! If it weren't for that awesome site (which no longer exists because the massive traffic crashed its server and shorted out its entire system), I'd probably be hooked up with my former neighbor. At the time, he was my only prospect. He was really uninteresting; his only hobbies were eating Cheez Whiz, sunbathing naked, and picking at his plantar warts with a shellfish fork.

I love how those Brits are willing to step up to the plate and take one for the team.

Not sure how to take this Rob.

Edited June 20, 2011 by _Simpson_

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

Not solo. I tried that a few times now without her...last time being with her uncle for my bachelor party. It ended up with all my clothes being thrown out a two story window.

She was cool at first...threesomes, strip clubs etc...now she acts like were married...like the platonic thing where you have the same sex partner for the rest of your entire life. Kind of like a life sentence of sorts...the one where they change the rules right before you go to the electric chair.

But......aren't you?

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

But......aren't you?

Ya were married but that's not the point. She never said anything about changing once we got married, and like a tard I never asked her before we got married. People/partners shouldn't change the rules of the game without letting their future spouses know about it before said marriage takes place. It's like I was tricked or something.

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

Ya were married but that's not the point. She never said anything about changing once we got married, and like a tard I never asked her before we got married. People/partners shouldn't change the rules of the game without letting their future spouses know about it before said marriage takes place. It's like I was tricked or something.

I feel for ya. She told me at first, "If you ever cheat on me, just don't let me find out. I don't want to know."

Now it's, "Where are you going? When will you be back?...blah...blah...blah..."

[Empress of Groovy 373]

Ya were married but that's not the point. She never said anything about changing once we got married, and like a tard I never asked her before we got married. People/partners shouldn't change the rules of the game without letting their future spouses know about it before said marriage takes place. It's like I was tricked or something.

Do you think that was her intention? Perhaps she changed her mind? In any case, it sounds like you two need to talk. How would she react if, say, you booked an evening in a hot tub* with some of the cannery gals and presented it as a special romantic occasion, like old times?

* Practical matter: How accessible are hot tubs in that part of the world?

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

I feel for ya. She told me at first, "If you ever cheat on me, just don't let me find out. I don't want to know."

Now it's, "Where are you going? When will you be back?...blah...blah...blah..."

LOL...ya it changes like real fast. Just hope she doesn't put a gps tracker on your car. I'm afraid to even go to the bar with my brother these days for the fact she calls there to see if were there or not. Then I know what's coming when I get back home. It's like WW3.

Do you think that was her intention? Perhaps she changed her mind? In any case, it sounds like you two need to talk. How would she react if, say, you booked an evening in a hot tub* with some of the cannery gals and presented it as a special romantic occasion, like old times?

* Practical matter: How accessible are hot tubs in that part of the world?

Those days are over...Iv'e already read the writing on the wall. I asked her once about her friend...the one that was the "third" a few times with us, and all she said is she's getting married so don't bring think about it. We did meet a few of those cannery chicks at the store and they are coming over for "coffee & cake", but she told me to keep my pecker in my pants and not to drool while their over. So ya, I'm screwed. She did say if we met the right person in Minsk it might be like old times...but when are we going back? I'm looking at two years down the road from now and I'm not getting any younger. We are in the middle of building a house and now she's talking about having kids. I miss the RUB days over there where it was all like some fantasy come true. Tons of hot chicks who were blunt about sex and getting my ####### grabbed in the clubs.... it's all done...for now maybe. It's never going to be the same...not like that.

[Ban Hammer 12,845]

kip, no man is complete until he's married...then he's finished.

[Marilyn. 340]

this thread wasn't a serious thread..

Please do explain. Besides you weren't one of the ones bitching about American men, is this just a "we must stick together" moment.

I love how those Brits are willing to step up to the plate and take one for the team.

Not sure how to take this Rob.

Edited June 21, 2011 by Marilyn.

[jundp 191]

this thread wasn't a serious thread..

And who's complaining about American men? I thought we were just discussing the awesomeness of our spouses...who happen to be non-American.

[Susita 175]

Does yours watch on the Spanish channels or English ones? Even though L doesn't really speak Spanish (being Brazilian and all), he refuses to watch it on FSC or the other English channels because "the announcers are too boring".

Spanish channels. "Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!"

[Marilyn. 340]

I have an American husband and he is awesome!

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

I have an American husband and he is awesome!

My wife won't let me have an American husband.

[elmcitymaven 9,711]

My wife won't let me have an American husband.

This is very sad.

[TBoneTX 43,123]

The most dangerous food is Wedding Cake, si man (sigh, man).

[Staashi 371]

The most dangerous food is Wedding Cake, si man (sigh, man).

T bone, you always say that. Does your wife, who just bore your child, know you feel that way?