Thank God for my foreign husband!

[TBoneTX 43,058]

he says, "Rubbish!"

Two very old English gentlemen were sitting at their club, having tea and smoking their pipes, talking about their days in "Injah."

Harry had been writing his memoirs and said to Cedric, "I say, old chap; do you spell it 'whoomb'"?

"No, no, Harry," said Cedric, "you spell it 'woomoph.'"

Harry replied, "Can't possibly -- how about 'whoumumb'"?

Just about then, a waitress came by and said, "Pardon me, gentlemen; I couldn't help overhearing your conversation, and the correct spelling is 'womb.'"

Harry turned to Cedric and said, "Rubbish! How could she possibly know the sound of an elephant fart?"

[luckytxn 2,263]

Two very old English gentlemen were sitting at their club, having tea and smoking their pipes, talking about their days in "Injah."

Harry had been writing his memoirs and said to Cedric, "I say, old chap; do you spell it 'whoomb'"?

"No, no, Harry," said Cedric, "you spell it 'woomoph.'"

Harry replied, "Can't possibly -- how about 'whoumumb'"?

Just about then, a waitress came by and said, "Pardon me, gentlemen; I couldn't help overhearing your conversation, and the correct spelling is 'womb.'"

Harry turned to Cedric and said, "Rubbish! How could she possibly know the sound of an elephant fart?"

So very true.

[jundp 191]

I hope you and Patrick are doing well.

Fantastic, thanks!

[The Dude 206]

Two very old English gentlemen were sitting at their club, having tea and smoking their pipes, talking about their days in "Injah."

Harry had been writing his memoirs and said to Cedric, "I say, old chap; do you spell it 'whoomb'"?

"No, no, Harry," said Cedric, "you spell it 'woomoph.'"

Harry replied, "Can't possibly -- how about 'whoumumb'"?

Just about then, a waitress came by and said, "Pardon me, gentlemen; I couldn't help overhearing your conversation, and the correct spelling is 'womb.'"

Harry turned to Cedric and said, "Rubbish! How could she possibly know the sound of an elephant fart?"

TBone,

This is not a forum for poor attempts at humor. Please post this sort of drivel where it is appropriate.

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

I love being the wife of a sexy, intelligent, foreign man who doesn't feel the need to prove how manly he is -- because he exudes it naturally.

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

Ahhh ladies,my foreign husband is beyond awesome but American men are great too.

Of course, there is a certain subset of American men that are best avoided like the plague. Of course, you will have always avoided them, but it won't stop them from stamping their feet and whining about your "jealousy" in spite of the fact you have always avoided them. Ah well!

[Empress of Groovy 373]

Ahhh ladies,my foreign husband is beyond awesome but American men are great too.

I guess we can't blame American men entirely. After all, our society has failed them, otherwise they wouldn't turn to the Big Mac, the lifted truck, minoxidil, and "male enhancement."

[Empress of Groovy 373]

Actually, I encountered a nice American man in Trader Joe's this morning. He said hello and asked me if I needed help finding anything. I didn't, but I thanked him anyway. He was in fairly good physical shape and didn't seem bitter or entitled.

Of course, he could have been Canadian. Sometimes it's hard to tell.

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

Actually, I encountered a nice American man in Trader Joe's this morning. He said hello and asked me if I needed help finding anything. I didn't, but I thanked him anyway. He was in fairly good physical shape and didn't seem bitter or entitled.

Of course, he could have been Canadian. Sometimes it's hard to tell.

As I have learned from these boards being in shape is metrosexual so clearly he was not one of America's Finest®

[Empress of Groovy 373]

As I have learned from these boards being in shape is metrosexual so clearly he was not one of America's Finest®

When he's not helping people find just the right brie, I'm sure he chops wood with his bare hands and makes his own motor oil.

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

Imagine being able to multi-task enough to appreciate fine cheese and also chop wood? The mind, it boggles.....

[Usui Takumi 1,562]

TBone,

This is not a forum for poor attempts at humor. Please post this sort of drivel where it is appropriate.

Wow. I thought it was funny.

[jundp 191]

Imagine being able to multi-task enough to appreciate fine cheese and also chop wood? The mind, it boggles.....

Oh I doubt he chops wood. Don't be daft. If he can appreciate fine cheese, then he's either homosexual or metrosexual and of course, neither of those are "real men"

[Empress of Groovy 373]

Oh I doubt he chops wood. Don't be daft. If he can appreciate fine cheese, then he's either homosexual or metrosexual and of course, neither of those are "real men"

Only a total girlie man would recognize a thread as having ironic intent.

[IR5FORMUMSIE 850]

Oh I doubt he chops wood. Don't be daft. If he can appreciate fine cheese, then he's either homosexual or metrosexual and of course, neither of those are "real men"

Hey, I resent that characterization; I know how to swing an axe and like Velveeta.