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How would you seduce Joyce?

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Velveeta moulded ####### of course!

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Posts like this are why we need the -1 button back. Naff off, Indigo. Go peddle your filth elsewhere.

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Would Joyce accept a wad of greasy bills in return for a fumble between the sheets?

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Honestly, I did not know food like this existed :lol:

What's that...thing with all the sausages sticking out of it?? It looks like a tentacle monster!

I think that is wieners and beans

how about some Frankfurter Crown casserole?

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or some Kraut and Frankfurter Tahitian-- "a flavorful combination of sauerkraut, pineapple, onion, green pepper and frankfurters."

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mmm how about a scrumptious sandwich loaf? I totally thought it was a cake at first..:lol:

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sounds delish...lol

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To finish: frost top and sides of loaf with green-tinted cheese; make a decorative border of yellow cheese. Garnish with fresh flower or use other garniture - radish roses, carrot curls and stuffed olives.

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When it comes to seduction and groovy, one must always wear the right aftershave....

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I'd say this looks like the right kind of ride to take her out to Lover's Lane and get her in the mood ... 76 Chevy Caprice station wagon...

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Equipped with a Spark-0-Matic 8 track player.

Don't just open your mouth and prove yourself a fool....put it in writing.

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Joyce is the epitome of tackiness. I would never try to seduce her even if she was the last woman alive and the fate of humanity depended on her being seduced and made to procreate. It just isn't worth it. Better the world left to the wolves and the snakes than to have minions of Joyce walking on it.

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Joyce is the epitome of tackiness. I would never try to seduce her even if she was the last woman alive and the fate of humanity depended on her being seduced and made to procreate. It just isn't worth it. Better the world left to the wolves and the snakes than to have minions of Joyce walking on it.

Posts like this are why we need the -1 button back. Naff off, Indigo. Go peddle your filth elsewhere.mad.gif

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Joyce is the epitome of tackiness. I would never try to seduce her even if she was the last woman alive and the fate of humanity depended on her being seduced and made to procreate. It just isn't worth it. Better the world left to the wolves and the snakes than to have minions of Joyce walking on it.

strange, that in bold. it seems you stated plenty in your first post...

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So, what would you do to get Joyce in the mood and perhaps reveal what's beneath her gorgeous synthetic threads?

I would request permission, in writing, from her HUSBAND, to actually make the inquiry.

Otherwise, forget it - is no need to deal with Joyce's dalliances without written prior permission from her husband, in any form.

Now perhaps is some 'modelling contract' that she's interested in, instead? IMO, those don't require husband's written permission, prior.

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Spray meat loaf scent and deer attractant on Rob!

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I'm still gagging over "green-tinted cheese" dead.gif

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