How would you seduce Joyce?

[Empress of Groovy 373]

We know she's multitalented and supremely groovy, and she has a host of weaknesses that could be exploited--er, employed.

So, what would you do to get Joyce in the mood and perhaps reveal what's beneath her gorgeous synthetic threads?

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

Apparently seduction is getting her pissed up and then banging her silly while she's semi-conscious, with no thought for her pleasure

[^_^ 5,021]

I'd take her to the library.

[one...two...tree 2,762]

If she likes burly, middle-aged men with receding hairlines, I'm thinking just a webcam chat on a lonely night with a $4 bottle of gin would get her motor revving.

[Ban Hammer 12,845]

get her a fondue book and sneak up behind her while she's reading it.

[KaiserD 12]

Joyce seduction surely must begin with a gift of polyester.

[Peikko 1,575]

VJ is certainly very racy these days. Edited July 28, 2010 by Madame Cleo

[Amby 490]

I would seduce joyce with a gift membership to the glittery fetus of the week club!

[The_Dude 1,142]

I would seduce joyce with a gift membership to the glittery fetus of the week club!

Why stop there, I would go one better and get her a gift membership to the glittery uterus club!

[Empress of Groovy 373]

Those are some fantastic ideas, everyone.

I know for sure she wouldn't be able to resist a suitor who presented her with this Weight Watchers delight:

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

What about a free colonic irrigation and root canal?

[Empress of Groovy 373]

I would seduce joyce with a gift membership to the glittery fetus of the week club!

That would be awesome. I bet the best helmet appears in August.

[Peikko 1,575]

I'd be tempted by fluffy mackerl pudding, but only for a minute

[elmcitymaven 9,711]

I'd offer this:

[Trumplestiltskin 5,791]

I'd offer this:

Is that...

Blancmange!?