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I would request permission, in writing, from her HUSBAND, to actually make the inquiry.

Otherwise, forget it - is no need to deal with Joyce's dalliances without written prior permission from her husband, in any form.

Now perhaps is some 'modelling contract' that she's interested in, instead? IMO, those don't require husband's written permission, prior.

Fortunately, Joyce is unencumbered (I believe it might be her CHOICE to remain so, but she's more or less discreet, so we'll probably never know). I'm not sure about modeling, though. I think she sees modeling more as a public service than a way to make money. So, she may not accept monetary payment for modeling, say, a macrame lounge suit with a leotard underneath. However, she might accept Cool Whip, or the outfit itself. :star:

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Empress of Groovy   373

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I'd say this looks like the right kind of ride to take her out to Lover's Lane and get her in the mood ... 76 Chevy Caprice station wagon...

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Those are some phat wheelz! And plenty of room for "entertaining."

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Fortunately, Joyce is unencumbered

Pregnant without legal husband?

OK !

Nevermind, then. I'm out, on this one. Whew!

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Joyce is the epitome of tackiness. I would never try to seduce her even if she was the last woman alive and the fate of humanity depended on her being seduced and made to procreate. It just isn't worth it. Better the world left to the wolves and the snakes than to have minions of Joyce walking on it.

You're clearly powerless against the Joyce allure.

Pregnant without legal husband?

OK !

Nevermind, then. I'm out, on this one. Whew!

Joyce isn't pregnant.

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You all are under the spell of Joyce. Not I. Fools! You think Joyce cares about you? She doesn't. She's going to abandon you the moment she finds something else. She may just leave your for no good reason. Why are you wasting so much of your passion and love on her. She's going to leave you. Just like she left me. :(

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Joyce isn't pregnant.

Joyce fetus due in October 21st? Something else happen ? Wassup ? If ya lost the fetus, I'm dead sorry, no more silliness on this topic, aye?

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Joyce fetus due in October 21st? Something else happen ? Wassup ? If ya lost the fetus, I'm dead sorry, no more silliness on this topic, aye?

I'm expecting, although I'm not Joyce.

There are two theories about the Joyce fetus. One is that it's symbolic of the continuous rebirth of groovy. The other, which is supported by a small group of fanatics, is that there is actually a gestating Joyce fetus in a super-secret underground facility in Wyoming. It uses great amounts of nuclear energy just to nourish the helmet.

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Joyce just uses my VJ account from time to time to offer advice. Much to Joyce's dismay, I don't have a triple perm, and I like cotton fabrics. I'm a hopeless case.

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-double penetration-

so what's really on your mind today?

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ok - back to 'seducing Joyce' then.

I would note that my particular, pointed approach would depend on several things:

1. Joyce's appearance

2. Joyce's educational background

3. Joyce's ethnicity

I've no prior knowledge on 'Joyce', so I'm sorta loathe to actually pitch an approach.

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
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ok - back to 'seducing Joyce' then.

I would note that my particular, pointed approach would depend on several things:

1. Joyce's appearance

2. Joyce's educational background

3. Joyce's ethnicity

I've no prior knowledge on 'Joyce', so I'm sorta loathe to actually pitch an approach.

Make it up as you go. Joyce is.

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As they once said of Cleopatra, they now say of Joyce:

"Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale / Her infinite variety: other women cloy / The appetites they feed, but she makes hungry / Where most she satisfies."

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