Woman's last laugh

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These are so good - enjoy ladies (sorry guys )

Marriage - Part I

Typical macho man marries typical

good-looking woman and after the wedding,

he laid down the following rules:

"I'll be home when I want, if I want and

at what time I want

and I don't expect any hassle from you.

I expect a great dinner to be on table unless

I tell you that I won't be home for dinner.

I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and

card-playing when I want with my old buddies

and don't you give me a hard time about it.

Those are my rules!

Any comments?"

His new bride says, "No, that's fine with me.

Just understand that there will be sex

here at seven o'clock every night

whether you're here or not."

(SHE'S GOOD!)

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Marriage (Part II)

Husband and wife have a bitter quarrel on the

day of their 40th wedding anniversary!

The husband yells, "When you die,

I'm getting you a headstone that reads:

"Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever "

"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die,

I'm getting you a headstone that reads:

"Here Lies My Husband Stiff At Last"

(HE ASKED FOR IT!)

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Marriage (Part III)

Husband (a doctor) and his wife

are having a fight at the breakfast table.

Husband gets up in a rage and says,

"You're no good in bed either!"

and storms out of the house.

After sometime, he realizes he was nasty

and decides to make amends

and rings her up.

She comes to the phone after many rings,

and the irritated husband say s,

"What took you so long to answer the phone?"

She says, "I was in bed."

"In bed this early, doing what?"

She says,

"Getting a second opinion!"

(YEP, HE HAD THAT ONE COMING, TOO!)

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Marriage (Part IV)

A man has six children and is very proud

of his achievements. He is so proud of himself,

that he starts calling his wife,

"Mother of Six" in spite of her objections.

One night, they go to a party.

The man decides that it's time to go home

and wants to find out

if his wife is ready to leave as well.

He shouts at the top of his voice,

"Shall we go home 'Mother of Six?'

His wife, irritated by her husband's lack

of discretion, shouts right back,

"Anytime you're ready, Father of Four."

(DITTO!)

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[snz1802 0]

good ones

[aussiewench 9]

I like them

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[MaryandMian 1]

[crazyinEgypt 0]

[khan 0]

nice

[almaty 19]

just wrong

[Veiled Princess 1]

[MichelleandCraig 1]

:lol: gooood onesssssss

[rejane 1]

Love it

[Leafgal 3]

They are fabulous and funny, hee hee heee.

[Nessa 23]

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[*Robert* 2]

The Father of Four was good!!!