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Zelenskyy Asks U.S. For $20 Billion To Find Out Where That Missing $100 Billion Went KYIV — To date, the United States has allocated approximately $177 billion worth of aid to Ukraine, but the war-torn nation reports they have received less than half. Now Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy is asking for another $20 billion so he can find out what happened to the $101 billion dollars that was somehow lost. "In order to locate the missing funds, we will need more funds," said Zelenskyy. "That's just basic economics. And if you don't give it to us then you hate Ukraine and democracy." Given that the money would have arrived in the form of humanitarian aid or weapons, some officials have questioned exactly how Zelenskyy can be so sure he was shorted the funds, to which he replied, "I don't know, that's what I need the $20 billion for." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/zelenskyy-asks-us-for-20-billion-to-find-out-where-that-100-billion-went

Punxsutawney Phil Deported After Birth Certificate Reveals He's From Canada PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA — Beloved groundhog Punxsutawney Phil has been deported back to Canada after the rodent failed to produce the needed paperwork at this year's Groundhog Day celebration. "It was awkward, for sure," ICE Agent David Scranton said. "We had to apprehend him right before they were able to determine anything about the shadow thing so no one knows if there's going to be six more weeks of winter. Sorry America, but [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/punxsutawney-phil-deported-after-birth-certificate-reveals-hes-actually-canadian

Illegal Immigrants Helpfully Wave Flags So ICE Knows Where To Send Them U.S. — As deportation efforts continued to ramp up across the United States, several hundred illegal immigrants took to the streets and helpfully waved the flags of their home countries so ICE would know where to send them. ICE agents thanked the illegals for simplifying the process, making it much easier to know where they came from and what planes to load them on. "It makes our jobs a lot easier," said immigration agent Hank Simpson. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/illegal-immigrants-helpfully-wave-flags-so-ice-knows-where-to-send-them

This is genuinely wondrous! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 'Little Boys' and 'MAGA Chuds' In Charge of Your Money Identified, and They're Brilliant As Twitchy just reported, WIRED did all but doxx six young men working for Elon Musk's DOGE agency. WIRED listed their names, education, and work experience. As someone in that thread said, this is what the Left would call "stochastic terrorism" — just putting the information out there in the matter of the "public interest" while painting targets on their backs for the unhinged. We considered not running this post because it contains the names and photos (yes, they've already dug up photos) of the DOGE team. The information's out there, though, and here is what people are doing with it. [...] https://twitchy.com/brettt/2025/02/03/little-boys-and-maga-chuds-in-charge-of-your-money-identified-n2407797

Trump to South Africa: No More Money for You Unless You Stop Doing 'Terrible Things' Donald Trump spent a lot of the first day of his administration issuing executive orders that dealt the getting rid of DEI in the government, improving education, ordering all federal employees working remotely to get back to work, releasing the JFK and MLK assassination files, and so much more. If you think that wasn't enough to accomplish in the almost two weeks since he was inaugurated, he's also been making waves on the international scene—big waves. He got Venezuela's Nicolás Maduro to take back his citizens who are here in the U.S. illegally, he just got the Panamanian president to agree to reduce Chinese influence over the Canal, and he imposed large tariffs on Canada and Mexico. Whew. But he wasn't done, and on Sunday, he announced that he would be pulling any funding for South Africa because he believes the government is unlawfully confiscating land from its own citizens. He took to Truth Social to announce his intentions: [...] https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2025/02/02/trump-to-south-africa-no-more-money-for-you-unless-you-stop-doing-terrible-things-n2185127

Scalps like this need to be taken. ~~~~~~~~~~~~ DHS Resistance Leader Burned in Hidden Camera Video Detailing How They Will Fight Kristi Noem [...] Across the federal government, we hear stories of resistance brewing. The stories are probably exaggerated but real nonetheless. And every once in a while, one of the goobers gets out over their skis and gets burned. This one, thanks to James O'Keefe and the poor girl who had to go on a date with him. The target was a guy named Brandon Wright, who is a GS-14 IT manager at the Department of Homeland Security. https://redstate.com/streiff/2025/02/03/dhs-resistance-leader-burned-in-hidden-camera-video-detailing-how-they-will-fight-kristi-noem-n2185168

Trump is sending the Deep State to the outhouse as he cleans house at the FBI and DOJ [...] Heads are spinning in Washington at the shock-and-awe tactics of Trump 2.0. You can hear the panic in the high pitch of Deep State voices as they run squealing to CNN and MSNBC. [...] https://nypost.com/2025/02/02/opinion/trump-is-sending-the-deep-state-to-the-outhouse-as-he-cleans-house-at-the-fbi-and-doj/

She'll first have to face up to God for having borne false witness. And much, much more. I hope that your attorney is the meanest and nastiest that you could possibly hire. Everything will be all right once it has all settled down.

The WPMR is Many years younger than we are, to be precise man. This compares with JCs who are Many years younger than we are, to be comparative man.

Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn man. ----- Thrilling Monday report, see man: Arose at o'dark-Many to take T-B.-mobile to shop, brakes et al. man. Brakes were fine, ???! man. Got new cabin air filter installed, big difference man. Lunch was Subway*, ingest we man. *bought WUOC + gift card, financially savvy we man. A long, uninterrupted siesta was then taken, blessed zzz we man. Miu has chiefly been zzz-ing on Mini-B.'s bed, zzz miu man. Din-din was onecan of corn**, ingest we man. **bought at Friday's ES, financially savvy we man Complied with order from Mama T-B. to research CD rates as a priority, comply we man. These results will be handy this month for Uncle T-B.'s expiring CD, research we man. Party with the rubias tonight, cavort we man. No major Tuesday obligations, no man. And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.

NBC Nightly News just went similarly aysheep and even interviewed an ice-cream guy about how he'll have to pass the higher cost of sprinkles on to his suffering customers!

South Africa and the former Rhodesia have been in freefall ever since the (what to call it) majority rule.

That's the link from RCP. Go there and click on the article, then submit to flung poo without complaint. Wimps, eh.

NB iz inn fynest forrm, see mann.

In his multiple mansions, yachts, Learjets... he probably lit countless cigars with it as a parlor trick.

It's actually a brilliant move on both sides -- our threat worked, and Mexico can "blame the U.S." for forcing it and the chica president can look better (or less bad) in the process.

This superior primate found it for free on RealClearPolitics.com -- you might still get it if it was in Monday's "morning" report stuff.

Welcome to the forum! No. The "having met in person at least once in 2 years" requirement is firm. In addition, the term is "I-129F petition." The visa application comes later, after petition approval. Be aware, too, that the fewer the visits and the shorter the visits, the harder it will be to convince the consular officer (who would grant the visa) that the relationship is bona fide. Best of luck.

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BREAKING: Panama Caves to Trump. Are You Tired of Winning Yet? [...] The news had barely settled before another bombshell dropped: Panama has backed down. Panamanian President José Raúl Mulino announced that after his meeting Rubio, his government will not renew its 2017 memorandum with China on the "Belt and Road Initiative." He also stated that Panama will seek to terminate its agreements with the Chinese government ahead of their scheduled end dates in 2027 and 2028. [...] https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2025/02/02/panama-caves-to-trump-are-you-tired-of-winning-yet-n4936613

Liberal objections to mass deportations go hilariously wrong [...] The stunning pace and vast scope of the Trump administration's mass deportation program appear to have driven otherwise rational liberals to the brink of madness. For a party that spent much of the last decade lecturing us on the evils of systemic racism in America, it's odd that their primary argument for allowing illegal immigrants to remain in the United States is, "Who will pick the crops?" Democratic strategist Jenna Arnold earned the prize for the most cringe-worthy statement. During a CNN panel discussion on how the deportations will affect businesses that rely on illegal immigrants for cheap labor, she remarked, "I can't wait until American women can't get blueberries for their smoothies." [...] https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/restoring-america/patriotism-unity/3307032/liberal-objections-mass-deportations-go-wrong/

Jonathan Turley. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Spoiling for a fight: Why challenging birthright citizenship is a win-win for Trump This week, the Trump administration doubled down in its fight against birthright citizenship. The usual alliance of pundits, professors and press lined up to declare any challenge to birthright citizenship as absurd. Yet the administration seemed not only undeterred, but delighted. There is a reason for that euphoria: They believe that they cannot lose this fight. [...] https://thehill.com/opinion/immigration/5120027-spoiling-for-a-fight-why-challenging-birthright-citizenship-is-a-win-win-for-trump/

I hadn't heard about Todd, but bravo! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why big leftist TV anchors biting the dust is a gain for America What do you call it when three big leftist TV anchors bite the dust within the span of a few days? A good start. First it was Norah O'Donnell at CBS, then Jim Acosta at CNN and now it's Chuck Todd at NBC. Who says all the news is bad? Their loss of prime pulpits is America's gain. Despite their different networks and roles, the common denominator is that they all believed they were too important to merely deliver the news. [...] https://nypost.com/2025/02/01/opinion/michael-goodwin-why-big-leftist-tv-anchors-biting-the-dust-is-a-gain-for-america/

Thrilling Sunday report, see man: We and Mini-B. visited Mama T-B., see senior she man we man and wee man man. Lunch was the daily one from the bistro + Mama T-B.'s leftovers, adequately ingest Two Guys man. We dozed while Mama T-B. gently instructed Mini-B. on realities of skool, life, et al., si man. We were waiting for Mama T-B. to begin yelling at us about The Usual And More, si man. However, that shoe never dropped, amazing man. We are still trying to reconcile that, whussup with that man. Conquered the Many (2+1) LLs, victorious we man. Got a nice siesta, zzz we man. Played backyard football with Mini-B., finally dry enough man. Had a Many-pass ([2x2x2x2x2 + 2x2x2 +2+1]-pass) completion string, quite commendable man. Din-din for Mini-B. was onecan of S+Ms, ingest wee man. Din-din for us was onecan of Progresso "Loaded Potato with Bacon" soup*, ingest we man. *bought at a previous ES, financially savvy we man Ex-Mrs.-T-B. came over in a rather good and dazed mood, appear ex-she man man. She had consumed "cowfish" with the Rojo for din-din, ingest ex-she man and Rojo man man. She was mispronouncing "crawfish," eventually determine we man. Most of AFV was watched, watch we and semi-watch ex-she man and wee man man. Some Nerf football was energetically played, play everybody man. In the process, miu (asleep on miu-tower) got bonked, poor bonked miu man. Mini-B. then left, end of Two Guys week man. Dished and must de-dish the warsher, domestic we man. We plan to arise at o'dark-Many on Monday, be at repair shop for T-B.-mobile brakes et al. man. Rubia #1 flaked out re Tuesday rendezvous, good riddance man. Rubia #2 (henceforth WPMR**) is still on for Wednesday din-din, optimistic we man. **Well-Preserved Mature Rubia Nothing else particularly planned, no man. And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, report we man.

Well then, come help us pull the tomahawk from between our shoulderblades, man! In fact, the IC responded that we were welcome to contact her again anytime, so there man.