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Biden's blueprint to target parents and traditional Catholics Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard declassified a bombshell Biden administration documentthis week, a blueprint for combating "domestic terrorism," an umbrella term encompassing parents who attended school board meetings or Catholics who favored the traditional liturgy. This 2021 document, called the Strategic Implementation Plan for Countering Domestic Terrorism, reveals a coordinated effort to target political opponents under the guise of national security. Its policy framework appears designed to silence and marginalize conservative viewpoints through a combination of speech monitoring, censorship, financial punishment, and gun control measures that threaten constitutional protections. It totally and disturbingly disregards the difference between lawful expression and criminal intent. It explicitly directed the Justice Department, FBI, and Department of Homeland Security to monitor "incidents of concerning non-criminal behavior." Whereas law enforcement normally monitors criminal acts or behaviors that demonstrate a clear intent to commit a crime, this directive ordered authorities to target lawful behavior. By equating lawful speech with extremism, the plan set a dangerous precedent for suppressing speech. [...] https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/editorials/3391655/biden-catholics-blueprint-targeting-parents/

Extremely interesting and informative. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A FIRST LADY WHO DESERVES A SECOND LOOK The last Saturday in April marks National First Ladies Day. On this occasion, Grace Coolidge is likely to suffer from unjust neglect—much like her husband. Just as historians tend to dismiss or ignore President Calvin Coolidge, they pay too little attention to his wife. Grace was a fitting name for a woman known for her warmth and charm. Biographer Robert Ferrell noted Grace Coolidge's "ability to meet anyone and make that person feel at home, that the first lady knew that individual as a friend." While in the White House and for years afterward, Mrs. Coolidge had, in Ferrell's words, "a wondrous hold on the American people." The vivacious Grace posed a sharp contrast with her shy, taciturn husband. In her autobiography, Mrs. Coolidge acknowledged that marriage "has seldom united two people of more vastly different temperaments and tastes." Grace Coolidge's tastes made her a figure of admiration. [...] https://www.coolidgereview.com/articles/underappreciated-first-lady

Doctors still routinely suggest two meals of mackerel or salmon per week. If the below is as sound a study as it appears to be, it's good news. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Fish Oil Supplements Shown to Be More Effective Than Fish for Getting Optimal Omega-3 Intake In a fascinating new study, several dozen participants were separated into groups and fed either a fish oil supplement or fish itself, and the supplement proved more effective at delivering omega-3 fatty acids into the body than the actual fish. It was for years the norm, and likely still is in some quarters, for physicians to recommend trying to get all vital nutrients from foods, and not to rely on supplements. But the study at least has shown this to be wrong, as both white and oily fish weren't able to replicate some of the more penetrative effects of omega-3 from a supplement. As a result, those who can't afford to eat cod or salmon every day may need not worry about it. The strength of the study is that it was double-blinded and placebo-controlled, meaning that neither the participants nor the scientists knew who got the fish oil and who ate fish, and in what combinations, a technique known as the "gold standard" in scientific research. Analyzing the data after the study had been concluded revealed that [...] https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/fish-oil-supplements-shown-to-be-more-effective-than-fish-for-getting-optimal-omega-3-intake/

Saturday ES/MS report, see man: The ESs were duds, family-run partial affairs man. One MS couldn't be found on GPS, sometimes happens man. Other MS was phantom, man. Total = $0

It's absolutely allowed, and it's done often. When you arrive in Dallas, you can ask someone which line (USC or visitor) to stand in.

Did they ever nail it... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Man Saves Hundreds Of Thousands In Student Loans By Just Learning How To Hate Jews On The Internet MILLVILLE, NJ — According to sources, college dropout Jack Doulton saved hundreds of thousands of dollars on student loans by simply learning how to hate Jews online for free. The young man had previously had his sights set on earning a degree from a prestigious educational institution before coming to the realization that he could save a fortune by teaching himself how to hate Israel at home. "I was all set to go to university, but I realized I could just learn all about hating Jews from people on the Internet," Doulton said. "It's really saved me a lot of time and let me start hating Jews faster than all my friends." According to experts, [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/man-saves-hundreds-of-thousands-in-student-loans-by-just-learning-how-to-hate-jews-on-the-internet

Federal Judge Travels Back In Time To Overturn Trump's Birth WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to newly released court documents, a federal judge invented time travel and transported himself to New York in 1946 so he could overturn President Donald Trump's birth. According to witness accounts from 1946, Judge Samuel Eldridge surprised doctors when he entered the delivery room and declared, "The D.C. District Court hereby declares Trump's birth null and void." As a result of the court order, baby Trump was slowly erased from existence, undoing all MAGA policy he would spearhead later in his life. The medical staff was reportedly outraged by the unilateral court ruling. "You're supposed to be [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/federal-judge-travels-back-in-time-to-overturn-trumps-birth

I too find these delays troubling. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Time for Pam Bondi to get a move on In just under three weeks, the political establishment demonstrated its speed and ruthlessness when it came to taking down former national security adviser Mike Flynn. Freshly appointed and barely settled into his role, Flynn was the target of a coordinated sting operation that most now know was highly illegal. Flynn was pressured into resignation and publicly humiliated. Two months later, the out-of-power political class installed Robert Mueller as special counsel. Mueller, in turn, tapped Rod Rosenstein — the very man who signed off on those dubious FISA warrant renewals that followed — to lead the charge. Meanwhile, Attorney General Jeff Sessions, in a display of weakness that still reverberates, recused himself, handing over control of a historic investigation to those with glaring conflicts of interest. Rosenstein had far more reason to recuse himself than did Sessions. The contrast between that rapid, calculated maneuver and the current behavior of Attorney General Pam Bondi and FBI director Kash Patel is striking — and troubling. More than three months have passed [...] https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2025/04/time_for_pam_bondi_to_get_a_move_on.html

Thrilling Friday non-GS/ES report, see man: Breakfast/lunch was Many (2+2) Costco ready-to-eat hard-boiled eggs, ingest we man. An attempted post-ES-ing siesta failed, too up-jacked we man. Din-din was Costco angusburgers, traditional for Friday ingest Two Guys man. Movie night was the first episode of Andor Season 2, frustrating man. Everybody mumbling below hearing level in thick British dialects, also out-drowned by music man. Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. This makes Many (2x2x2 +2+1) for the week, double-digit quota achieved man. We have itineraried 2 ESs and 2 MSs for Saturday, itinerary we man. Party with the rubias tonight, cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.

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Just read this elsewhere. Tragic.

Just be sure to cancel the return leg as a priority. Airlines sometimes forget to correct their flight manifests. In these instances, the K-1 recipient can be listed as a passenger on a flight out of the U.S. If travel permission or the green card isn't yet in hand, it causes grave headaches: how do you prove a negative (that you weren't on a flight leaving the U.S.)? Canceling the return can easily be overlooked amidst the excitement and uproar of moving, but be sure to do it. Make note of when you called the airline (date and time), whom you spoke with, and what the assurances were -- and keep these notes with your most important immigration papers.

This is what all human females look like to a handsome, desirable, irresistible Central Chimpanzee, see and si and man.

Friday GS/ES report, see man: We attended all, reliable we man. The 1st, 2nd, Many'rd, and Many'th (2+2+1th) ESs yielded the take, see man: -- small bottle facial toner, NIP Breathe-Right strips = $Many ($2+1), steal man -- bath towel, can baked beans, can Progresso soup, bottle prune juice* = $Many ($2+2), steal man *for Mama T-B., senior she man man -- misc. disposable plates, large spoon = $1, steal man -- NIP foam plates = $1, deal man Total = $Many ($2x2x2 +1)

So is your P-Math transgression, see and si and mam ma'am! Check out all the extra fees added onto the price -- handling, for God's sake man?

Cheeseburgers, si and see and D man!

Sad: This Guy Spent $500k On Ivy League Education And All He Knows How To Do Is Chant 'Free Palestine' CAMBRIDGE, MA — Local man Asher Grayson, who recently graduated from Harvard with a degree in neuroscience, confessed he feels woefully unprepared to join the workforce because the only thing he knows how to do is chant "Free Palestine!" "I'm starting to think my $500,000 of student debt wasn't worth it because I don't know a thing about molecular neuroscience," said Dr. Grayson, who finally earned his PhD in 2024. "Free Palestine!" Grayson is just one of several students who [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/sad-this-guy-spent-500k-on-ivy-league-education-and-all-he-knows-how-to-do-is-chant-free-palestine

Thrilling Thursday report, see man: Lunch was 2 ham-&-cheese sandwiches on hamburger buns, ingest we man. A decent siesta was taken, zzz we man. Din-din was BK* at Mini-B.'s request, ingest Two Guys man. *WUOC, financially savvy we man Mini-B. didn't want a movie night, game with amigo wee man man. We are transferring Uncle T-B.'s matured CD into high-interest savings at Many.ManyMany%, $ucce$$ful bu$ine$$ typhoon we-on-behalf-of-senior-he-man man. We have itineraried 1 GS and Many (2+2+1) ESs for Friday, ambitious we man. Party with the rubias tonight, cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.

Just when we think we've beheld the the zenith of unbelievable university behavior... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ivy League University Files Charges Against Student for DOGE-Inspired Email Asking What Administrators Do [...] Student Alex Shieh, a sophomore at formerly prestigious Ivy League Brown University, decided to send a DOGE-inspired email on March 18 to 3,805 administrators on the campus, asking them to "describe what tasks you performed in the past week." The email mirrored a letter that Elon Musk's DOGE (Department of Government Efficiency sent to federal workers in February. As you might recall, untold numbers of federal workers who received Musk's letter were incensed by the mere thought -- and audacity -- that they should be required to actually report specifics of the tasks they had accomplished over the previous five days, as if validating their job performance to superiors was tantamount to a threat. Anyway, rather than respond to the student's email -- even with a non-answer -- Brown officials chose a boneheaded alternative: they summoned Shieh to answer charges of misrepresenting himself as a reporter for the Brown Spectator, an "unrecognized" student-run newspaper of conservative and libertarian political content at the university. [...] https://redstate.com/mike_miller/2025/04/24/ivy-league-university-files-charges-against-student-for-doge-inspired-email-asking-what-administrators-do-n2188253

LPoP and unread, D man.

We looked it up, and we thought that you were recommending cannibalism, ingest Shuba the Singer man. Shuba salad actually sounds pretty good, if they get rid of the beets, bye beets man.

They sure hosed the borders -- no foresight at all!

Dog Loves Bungee Jumping, Owner Of Bungee-Jumping Dog Reports BEND, OR—Pointing out how the 4-year-old Jack Russell terrier was already shaking with anticipation, avid bungee jumper Isaac Branch confirmed Thursday that his dog also loves bungee jumping. "Rocko's obsessed with bungee jumping—he does it all the time!" said Branch, 25, who described the 15-pound canine as a "total adrenaline junky" who gets so riled up by just the sight of the bungee harness that he often urinates all over the floor. [...] https://theonion.com/dog-loves-bungee-jumping-owner-of-bungee-jumping-dog-reports/

After Food Dye Ban, Fruity Pebbles To Be Changed To Whitey Pebbles U.S. — Following news that HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. had officially banned artificial food dyes, Post Consumer Brands announced that it would be changing its "Fruity Pebbles" cereal to the more compliant "Whitey Pebbles." The food giant said the cereal would feature all the same great ambiguously fruity flavors in similar packaging to the original, but now with 100% fewer carcinogenic food colors to avoid facing severe reprimands from Kennedy's Health Department. "All the deliciousness, none of the poison!" Post marketing representative Shelly Banks said. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/fruity-pebbles-to-be-changed-to-whitey-pebbles

False Alarm: Smoke Coming From Vatican Just Cardinal Steve Accidentally Burning Toast Again VATICAN CITY — Millions excitedly awaited the imminent announcement of the new Pope after smoke poured out of the Vatican this morning, only to learn it was just Cardinal Steve burning the toast again. Shouts of excitement filled the city as camera crews raced to cover the news, but the smell of burnt bread soon gave way to disappointment. "Dang it, Steve," said Cardinal Erdo, coughing through the smoke. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/false-alarm-smoke-coming-from-vatican-just-cardinal-steve-accidentally-burning-toast-again