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Because he endangers their control. Even if JDV has to break a tie, we need him in there.

When's the next riddance opportunity?

Happy V.D. to all, especially everyone with infectious personalities, si and hee hee hee man. --- We have just itineraried Many (2+1) ESs, which we will get to if Mini-B. ever disembeds himself, indolent wee man man.

And here we have the basic difference between Guys and Chicas, si man...

Muchas gracias in spite of the egregious P-Math errors, si Y ma'am! We have no grill and don't want one, see and no man. But gracias regardless, si man.

9 Surefire Ways Bureaucrats Can Hide Fraudulent Spending From DOGE With Elon Musk and the Department of Government Efficiency running roughshod over the federal government, bureaucrats have been scrambling to find new ways to hide the shady shenanigans they've been up to for decades. Fortunately for the bureaucracy, The Babylon Bee has come up with the following list of foolproof methods for them to hide their fraudulent spending from DOGE: [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/9-surefire-ways-bureaucrats-can-hide-fraudulent-spending-from-doge

Jets Announce Plan To Keep Losing But Without Aaron Rodgers FLORHAM PARK, NJ — A changing of the guard was on the horizon in the NFL, as the New York Jets announced that the team had officially decided to keep losing all their games but without quarterback Aaron Rodgers. The Jets struggled to win games on their way to a 5-12 record in 2024, leading the team to the conclusion that it was time to move on from Rodgers and continue losing games in 2025 with a different quarterback. "It's time for us to find another quarterback to lead us to defeat," said newly hired Head Coach Aaron Glenn. "We appreciate Aaron Rodgers and the work he put in to help this team come up short, but the NFL is all about constantly evolving and finding new players to help the team achieve its goals. We wish him the best. Plus, my name is Aaron. I can't have a quarterback named Aaron. That's weird." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/jets-announce-plan-to-keep-losing-but-without-aaron-rodgers

RFK Jr. Sworn In On Raw 32-Ounce Ribeye WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a powerful statement, RFK Jr was sworn in as the next Secretary of Health and Human Services Thursday on a raw 32-ounce ribeye. Sources say that instead of the traditional Bible, the new HHS Secretary used an organic, grass-fed, grass-finished ribeye, left totally uncooked so as to preserve the nutritional value. "I need the American people to know how serious I am about health," Kennedy said prior to the solemn ceremony. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/rfk-jr-solemnly-sworn-in-as-hhs-secretary-with-hand-on-raw-32-ounce-ribeye

Democrats Rush To Chug As Much Seed Oil As Possible Before RFK Jr. Takes Over WASHINGTON, D.C. — Robert F. Kennedy Jr. was confirmed Thursday as the next Secretary of Health and Human Services with a 52-48 vote in the Senate and now Democrats are in a panic, with many rushing off to chug as much seed oil as they can before he takes over. "RFK Jr.'s tyranny cannot stop us," said Senator Bernie Sanders as he downed an entire bottle of corn oil. "We will drink as much highly processed seed oil as we want! This is America!" Senator Elizabeth Warren, who [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-rush-to-chug-as-much-seed-oil-as-possible-before-rfk-jr-takes-over

Kansas Looking to Defend 'God-Given Gun Rights' in State Constitution [...] In Kansas, they like the right to keep and bear arms. It's a state that isn't really threatening those rights for people who live there. Now, they want to go a step further. [...] https://bearingarms.com/tomknighton/2025/02/13/kansas-looking-to-defend-god-given-gun-rights-in-state-constitution-n1227674

Caught on Camera: Islamist Nurses Fired for Threatening to Kill Patients in Australia This disturbing story comes to us from Down Under, where two nurses were caught on camera stating that not only would they refuse to treat Israeli patients -- they'd actively kill them. "The clip was shared by content creator Max Veifer speaking to Ahmad Rashad Nadir and Sarah Abu Lebdeh, both of whom have been confirmed to be health workers from Bankstown Hospital in Sydney's south-west," according to Australia's ABC News. "It is one of several videos on Mr Veifer's account that feature conversations with people in different parts of the world — mainly the Middle East — on the app Chatruletka, which connects users with others at random." So this Israeli man was randomly connected to two medical professionals in Australia via a chat app, and as soon as they learned he was Israeli, the violent, bigoted language started to flow: [...] https://townhall.com/tipsheet/guybenson/2025/02/13/caught-on-camera-islamist-nurses-fired-for-threatening-to-kill-patients-in-australia-n2652093

All their chickens are frozen for Many (2x2x2 +2) months of the year, si and cluck and eh man.

The Left Has Officially Lost the War on Gas Stoves Do you remember how, last year, the Biden administration was considering a national ban on gas stoves because, apparently, gas stoves are racist or something? They denied it, of course, but for every denial there was even more evidence that they were actually considering it. Now, the war on gas stoves is officially over. The Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC) has formally concluded its review of gas-powered stovetops — a process that began during the Biden administration — and your gas stove isn't going anywhere. [...] https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2025/02/13/biden-has-officially-lost-the-war-on-gas-stoves-n4936943

If anyone can find the earlier story on this, provide the link and we'll merge them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Idaho Murders Suspect Bryan Kohberger 'Could Walk Free' Due To Bombshell DNA Evidence The defense lawyers for Idaho murders suspect Bryan Kohberger are optimistic that newly uncovered DNA evidence will help prove his innocence. The genetic materials were found on a handrail at the home where the crime was committed, while the other was discovered on a glove. Bryan Kohberger is accused of fatally stabbing University of Idaho students Madison Mogen, Kaylee Goncalves, Xana Kernodle, and Ethan Chapin at their off-campus in Moscow, Idaho. [...] https://www.yahoo.com/news/idaho-murders-suspect-bryan-kohberger-184533831.html

A Weaponized FBI: It's Real, Whistleblowers Testify, Boasting Scars to Prove It Democrats have cast the Trump administration's ouster of eight senior FBI leaders as a "purge" and act of "retribution" from a weaponized Justice Department, some likening it to President Nixon's "Saturday Night Massacre." But former colleagues of the terminated "G-men" say this narrative is backward. FBI officials, past and present, have marshaled significant evidence via whistleblower complaints and testimony indicating that several terminated leaders routinely used their offices for partisan purposes. These include allegations that at least two of the fired officials, Jeffrey Veltri and Dena Perkins, manipulated the security clearance review process to personally and professionally punish conservatives, COVID-19 vaccine skeptics, and Jan. 6 whistleblowers who reported suspected bureau malfeasance, and retaliated against those who came to the whistleblowers' defense. A third, Timothy Dunham, is also alleged to have improperly suspended security clearances. [...] https://www.realclearinvestigations.com/articles/2025/02/13/a_weaponized_fbi_its_real_testify_whistleblowers_boasting_scars_to_prove_it_1091034.html

Canadians live too far north, eh man.

Thrilling Thursday report, see man: Cold, cloudy day, Texas weather not Many man. Arose at o'dark-Many to take Mini-B. to Band sectional, last semester for THIS torture man. Returned to casa, dumped the "EJC," and siesta'd, zzz we man. Lunch was toucans of chicken noodle soup, ingest we and take THAT Ontarklar man. Idly played on Internet, play idly we man. Took siesta #2, zzz we man. Up-picked Mini-B. from skool, Many-day ([2+2]-day) weekend for wee man man. Din-din was orange mandarin chicken from Costco, ingest Two Guys and take THAT Ontarklar man. Mini-B. will probably play Minecraft with his amigos till bedtime, presume we man. We could use another siesta, would be #Many and a record man. We have itineraried 2 ESs for Friday, itinerary we man. We shall probably add a Many'rd when address is shown in morning, we man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.

Air-fried = Many -- si man, MANY -- minutes, starvation man Nuked = ready to eat, ingest we man

The best protocol throughout the immigration process is to read accurately, interpret literally, and answer completely and honestly.

Two separate CBP agents at two different ports have told me, "We see a lot of weird stuff."

Sometimes they think they see something suspicious. Sometimes they're in a foul mood. Sometimes it's a training exercise. Sometimes it's "every license plate with a 'W' in it" or "every 6th car or deplaned passenger." But it's crucial to remember that CBP thrives on the truth -- never ever LIE.

Weakly attemptive hermit-like motherly antisocial Ontarklar! Weakly attemptive, WEAKLY ATTEMPTIVE hermit-like HERMIT-LIKE motherly MOTHERLY antisocial ANTISOCIAL Ontarklar!

We said, "It's our lifelong and very firm policy never to send money to people we haven't met, si and no man," si man. This was one of the several red flags, si man. Next time, we'll cut the cords sooner, bye man.

OP, others have alluded to the same, but I'll hit you between the eyes with the unvarnished truth: Even in the case of completely innocent visitors (and returning USCs), CBP agents will often be in a foul mood and be looking to nail somebody.

Gracias, si D ma'am. Now you find us an unmarried, un-Canadian rubia right now, si D ma'am! Bad deficient-rubia'd Ontarklar! Bad, BAD deficient-rubia'd DEFICIENT-RUBIA'd Ontarklar!