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You had a Stokes interview. It's good that most of your answers matched. Among themselves, they'll certainly discuss how you answered and how plausible everything sounded. They'll also research and confirm where you worked, and relevant details. Are you in scientific or engineering work? Some of those careers cause extra security concerns.

It is if you haven't been to Walmart yet, si man. It isn't if you've forgotten your P-Math skills, no man.

USCIS will figure it out.

I doubts yalls will reattain Rododendrun stattus without mor effurt

Logo Update: Democrat Donkey Now Holding Sniper Rifle WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an update to make the party's longtime insignia more accurate in reflecting its modern platform and constituency, Democrats unveiled a new logo featuring a donkey holding a sniper rifle. Following a rash of violent crimes perpetrated by members of the political left, the Democratic Party held a closed-door meeting that determined adding a sniper rifle to the logo would best depict what the party stands for and who it represents. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/logo-update-democrat-donkey-now-holding-sniper-rifle

Perhaps without opposable thumbs, this is all that they can do, si and sigh man. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dog CDC Announces Eating Own Poo Completely Safe ATLANTA, GA — In a groundbreaking statement that seemed to do away with all previous data, a group of researchers from the Dog CDC announced that eating your own poo was completely safe. According to the new data, coprophagia, the common act of dogs ingesting their own feces, was found to be 100% safe and potentially beneficial by dog scientists. As part of its research, the team cited 12 labradors that "thrived" after regularly consuming their own waste. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/dog-cdc-announces-eating-own-poo-completely-safe

Kamala Does Speaking Tour To Remind Nation Why Trump Is President U.S. — With President Donald Trump's approval ratings showing signs of decline, former Vice President Kamala Harris dutifully stepped forward to launch a speaking tour to remind the nation why Trump was elected president. Harris embarked on a media tour this week to simultaneously promote her new memoir, 107 Days, and help voters across the country remember why they voted for Donald Trump instead of her. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/kamala-does-speaking-tour-to-remind-nation-why-trump-is-president

It is Wednesday, we're back on schedule, and here is our Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke: =========================================== THE HUNTER AND THE BEAR TRAP A hunter was rushed to the emergency room with a bear trap clamped onto his testicles. As the horrified doctor was examining him, he said, "How did this happen?" The hunter explained that he was out in the woods and felt the call of nature. As he bent down by a tree, a bear trap was triggered and snapped shut on his testicles. "Oh," said the doctor, "the pain must have been excruciating!" "It was," said the hunter. "Second worst pain in my life." "SECOND worst? What could have been worse than that?" "Coming to the end of the chain."

The OP hasn't logged on to VJ in 13 months, so a response would be at least a mild surprise. If none, perhaps start a new thread with your question.

Thrilling Wednesday report, see man: Breakfasted/skoolbused Mini-B., ultra-groggy Two Guys man. Returned to bed for unsuccessful siesta #1, we man. Took Mama T-B.'s leftover metallic items to scrap shop, hopeful we man. They wouldn't take lead-free pewter, man! They gave us less than $2 for some brass stuff, man. At least we got rid of it, small consolation man. Spent nearly Many hours with Mama T-B., visit we man senior she man man. We were tired enough not to engage in yelling, leave that to senior she man we man man. One agenda item was to fill out her vaccination-request sheet, given to every resident man. Mama T-B. wants flu & COVID-Many shots, si man. We said, "You keep saying you want to die, but you're getting these shots, si and huh man?!", si man. She said, "Well, we don't want to die THAT way, no man," and man. Breakfast/lunch/din-din (at Many [2+2] p.m.) was Subway*, ingest we man. *bought WUOC + gift card, F$WM A halfway-decent siesta #2 followed, somewhat zzz we man. Mini-B. returned early enough from non-Two Guys activity to have a movie night, see man. We saw 2 Better Call Saul episodes, watch Two Guys man. Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. This tallies to Many (2+2+2) for the week, on track to achieve quota man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. Must compile initial GS/ES list Thursday, mandatory activity we man. And that was/is our thrilling Wednesday, report we man.

Congratulations on your Many-year marriage, si and whee Y ma'am! [Bro G's ears perk up, see man] We are sorry that she has been infected Many times with COVID-Many, si and sigh ma'am. This is the hard part, si and sigh Y ma'am. We forced ourself to do this within an hour of euthanizing Miu T-B. #2, si and sigh man. You need to grieve, si Y ma'am. We took Many (2+2+2) weeks after losing Miu #2 to look for Miu #Many, si man, and only then because it was our birthday and Mini-B. came along, si man.

You, Bro G, are a horrible example -- a P-Math-failure (or -denier!) -- for neophytes in this thread, si and man! She's a rubia, si and see and man! This dovetails into the punchline of a joke that must be sadly anonymized, see mostly man: -- What's a ______-American Princess' dream home, huh man? -- It has no kitchen and no bedroom, si and sigh man. You named it The Rubia, good choice man! Had you gotten in on the ground floor of the POTS* business, you wouldn't be crying about this now, si and no man! *buy yours today**, si man! **including for the boat, sea man

Read previous thread, you mere human with no Simian Gap man. This is fact, not mere belief, si and no man.

Thread title has been corrected, to avoid misinterpretation.

Holy Rhododendron status, Batman!

Lazy!

Thrilling Tuesday report, see man: Breakfasted/skoolbused Mini-B., groggy Two Guys man. Found BK coupons in weekly rainwater newspapers, collect from neighbors who ignore theirs man. Thereafter, took siesta #1, blessed zzz for we man man. Gathered Mama T-B.'s gold/silver jewelry and went to a buyer, good guy he man man. The necklaces were quite tangled, challenge to undo man. Some of the stuff was magnetic, costume wear only man. Some was sterling silver, $ man. Some was gold-filled, $$ man. Some was Many-karat gold, $$$ man. Guy totaled it to $Many00 and said, "Let's round it up to $Many,000, si man," $i man. We were pleasantly surprised, $i man. Guess we timed it right with gold at a record high, $i man. Lunch was at BK*, ingest we man. *WUOC, F$WM Thereafter, we took siesta #2, blessed zzz for we man man. Took Mama T-B.'s proceeds to bank, deposit we man for senior she man man. Retrieved an Rx for Uncle T-B., retrieve we man. Delivered it to Uncle T-B., pleased senior he man man. Finally got Mama T-B.'s high-yield savings account established, Many-week process man. Din-din was "Teriyaki Stir-Fry Udon**," ingest Two Guys man. **bought recently on sale at Costco, F$WM We managed to use single-serving instructions to cook entire package, culinary we man. It won't be a regular din-din but was quite acceptable, conclude Two Guys man. Got back on VJ after Many days off, computer glitch man. Gave ex-Mrs.-T-B. a simple sewing job for Mama T-B., accommodating ex-she man man. Retrieved same, retrieve we man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. Must visit Mama T-B. on Wednesday, visit we man senior she man man. Probably should take leftover metal-jewelry stuff to scrapyard, will have to at some point man. And that was/is our thrilling Tuesday, report we man.

I found a shop that will use my oil & filter and charge me only for labor. Perhaps the best of both worlds.

No one's saying not to include them. My suggestion came from what an immigration lawyer told me when I had the same question: "Affidavits are suggested for when other evidence is thin." If it feels better to include a couple of affidavits, go for it.

We need more great threads like this.

b-cali24, when you do find such a civil surgeon (and you will), be sure to add the appropriate data to this thread: In fact, you might peruse this thread now, starting at the last page and working backward, to see what you find. In whatever instance, let us know!

Congratulations on your apparently successful interview, and thank you for your candid report. It was thoughtful of you to take the time to do it.

You don't even really need one. It's almost of more value to you as a table of contents than it is to USCIS. If you want to include one, you can make it "To Whom It Concerns: Please find enclosed [list of your items]." On the outside envelope in which you mail it, write "ORIGINAL I-129F" above the address label.

Old thread is now closed to further comment.

In lighter news... or, actually, this could offend the, uh, Amish. ~~~~~~~~~~~ Officials release hundreds of pigs in neighborhoods to fight poisonous threat: 'Remember to keep a safe distance' Hundreds of pigs were released into one of England's largest tracts of undeveloped land on Monday, the BBC reported. The New Forest is situated in southern England, covering an area of nearly 220 square miles. It was established by William the Conqueror in 1079, and as the outlet indicated, some of its ancient traditions are still upheld. Among them is pannage, which is a historic practice, a season, and a legal right afforded to the pigs' owners. According to New Forest National Park, a national park established in and near the New Forest, anywhere between 200 and 600 pigs are released each year. In the 1800s, that number was as high as 6,000. Pannage in the New Forest is a rare example of a type of pre-industrial ecological stewardship that has carried over into modern times unbroken. [...] https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/officials-release-hundreds-pigs-neighborhoods-004000670.html