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Authenticity Of Mexican Alien Questioned After Kid Hits It And Candy Falls Out MEXICO CITY — Despite making headlines with a presentation before Mexican lawmakers, the authenticity of the purported aliens was called into question after a young child struck one of them with a wooden stick, resulting in candy spilling out. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/authenticity-of-mexican-alien-questioned-after-kid-hits-it-and-candy-falls-out

Interesting comparison to India's airlines in here. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Pakistan International Airlines reportedly on the verge of collapse https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2023/09/pakistan_international_airlines_reportedly_on_the_verge_of_collapse.html

Comments on this? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Will Democrats False Flag Us into a War with Russia? https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2023/09/will_democrats_false_flag_us_into_a_war_with_russia.html

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 6-year-old suspended over finger guns in Alabama https://bearingarms.com/tomknighton/2023/09/11/finger-guns-alabama-n74653

House Oversight lists 20+ examples of Biden's involvement for the 'no evidence' crowd https://twitchy.com/dougp/2023/09/13/house-oversight-lists-20-examples-of-bidens-involvement-for-the-no-evidence-crowd-n2387182

Sad news for NB, who is now stuck with Pelosi. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ We can't try to date her anymore? AOC in ethics quandary over marital status Poor Alex Stein. His favorite hot tamale, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, may be officially off the market. Or is she? [...]

Glenn Greenwald wants you to listen for yourself what a fascist Rachel Maddow is https://twitchy.com/brettt/2023/09/13/glenn-greenwald-wants-you-to-listen-for-yourself-what-a-fascist-rachel-maddow-is-n2387209

What?! Seattle sheriff tells people to 'give up your car keys' [...] Seattle, a left-wing city seeing the highest rate of violent crime in 15 years, is facing an increase in staged carjackings, and Sheriff David Robinson is telling people to give the criminals your car keys. [...] https://twitchy.com/amy-curtis/2023/09/13/what-seattle-sheriff-tells-people-to-give-up-your-car-keys-n2387222

One can easily guess where from. The chief is probably under Political Correctness constraints.

Thread is moved to the CR-1 Case Progress subforum. Congratulations! What a great feeling.

Thrilling (?) Wednesday report, see man: We zzz'd like a dead thing, dead zzz-ing we man. We inventoried (and warshered/baked/folded) our purchases, see man: -- Many (2+2) long pants for Mini-B., replacements for outgrown stuff man -- Many (2+2) short pants for Mini-B., replacements for undesired stuff man -- Many (2+1) underwears for Mini-B., can never have enough man -- Many (2+1) underwears for us, can never have enough that fit man With our discount, we saved $Many-&-a-half ($[2x2x2 +2+2] + half a buck), financially savvy we man. Lunch was onecan of S+Ms, ingest we man. A highly necessary siesta followed, recapture zzz we man. An automated e-mail from Mini-B.'s skool came in, frequent man. Mini-B. got a 0 on an Inglish assignment "flagged as missing," man. We inquired of ex-Mrs.-T-B., ask ex-she man we man. "He finished it last night, si man -- ask him about it, si man," said ex-she man to we man. This eve was Two Guys eve, at least on paper man. We up-picked Mini-B. from skool, one of the last out from there man. Mini-B. was surly and downcast, more so than usual man. He wouldn't pick where to get din-din, strange man. When we asked what was wrong, he said, "I'm tired, si man," si man. He wanted to go to ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa, "games there man," si man. We asked him about the Inglish assignment, ask wee man we man. "When was it due, huh man?" asked we man. "It was due Tuesday, si man," said wee man. "Why didn't you turn it in then, huh man?" asked we man. "Because I had Many (2+1) or Many (2+2) other homework assignments to do, too!" snapped we man. Din-din was procured from Subway WUOC, financially savvy we man. Mini-B. didn't even perk up after din-din, highly unusual man. We stepped outside and told ex-Mrs.-T-B. about everything, sigh man. Ex-she man said, "He repeatedly said no/none/nothing to all queries about homework, si man," sigh man. Ex-she man agreed to completely confiscate his phone and ban all games, si man. We returned Mini-B. to ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa early, without any Two Guys interaction, sigh man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. soon reported that Mini-B. got mad and slammed a door at the phone news, si man. We urged her to talk to wee man to find out what was really wrong, si man. Ex-she man said that she has done so many times, si man. "Skool is boring, si man; I'm tired, si man; I don't like it, no man," were the responses man. We suggested that something larger in his life is bothering wee man, si man. Ex-she man said, "Like what, huh man? He's a pre-Manyager, si man. That's all, si man." We don't know what's going on and would appreciate input, si man. Party with the rubias postponed to another day, no cavort we man.

Perhaps, but the club had to at least break even. It indeed sounds like miscommunication and a learning-curve.

And outrageous.

Over 100 House Democrats Demand Biden Admin Give Illegal Immigrants Access to Work Permits https://townhall.com/tipsheet/madelineleesman/2023/09/13/democrats-call-on-biden-to-give-illegals-better-access-to-work-permits-n2628351

GA Governor Kemp Declares State of Emergency and Suspends Gas Tax—Take Note California Atlanta, GA - Georgia Governor Brian Kemp officially declared a state of emergency today due to high inflation and poor economic conditions in the state stemming from bad economic policies coming out of Washington, D.C. In his declaration, Kemp said he is temporarily suspending the state's excise tax on motor and locomotive fuel. The suspension of the tax took effect at midnight this morning and will go through October 12th, 2023. This move will save everyone buying gas in Georgia approximately 29 cents per gallon. [...] https://redstate.com/mdempsey/2023/09/13/georgia-governor-kemp-declares-state-of-emergency-and-suspends-his-states-gas-tax-take-note-california-n2163790

Biden Holds 'Cancer Cabinet' Meeting While Handler Jill Treats Him Like a Child https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2023/09/13/biden-holds-cancer-cabinet-meeting-with-wife-jill-n2163780

NEW: Federal Judge in Texas Rules DACA Is Illegal A federal judge ruled that the Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals program created by executive order by then-President Obama in 2012 is illegal. [...] https://redstate.com/bobhoge/2023/09/13/new-federal-judge-in-texas-rules-daca-illegal-n2163792

THUS BE TO TYRANTS-O-RAMA! RINO Romney Won't Run Again! Neocon Sen. Mitt Romney (?-Utah) announced today that he blessedly won't seek reelection in 2024, citing his age as his reason to exit stage left. [...] https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/kevindowneyjr/2023/09/13/thus-be-to-tyrants-o-rama-rino-romney-wont-run-again-n1726783

Blow Your Nose, Peasant: FDA Drops Ineffective Decongestant They Forced On Us After Restricting One That Worked https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/robert-spencer/2023/09/13/blow-your-nose-peasant-fda-drops-ineffective-decongestant-they-forced-on-us-after-restricting-one-that-worked-n1726710

[UPDATED] Convicted PA Felon Danelo Cavalcante Captured https://pjmedia.com/uncategorized/ashleymccully/2023/09/13/update-convicted-pa-felon-danelo-cavalcante-captured-n1726427

How enraged this should make our members in the upper forums! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ New York May Issue Pretend Work Permits to Illegals. Washington Is Not Amused New York state politicians are considering a revolutionary — and totally illegal — program to have the state's Department of Labor issue state-level work permits so that some of the 60,000 asylum seekers could work. The problem with this idea is that only the federal government can issue work permits. The plan is for the state to pretend that the work permits are valid and businesses to pretend they won't get into enormous legal difficulty if they hire workers pretending to be legal. [...] https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/rick-moran/2023/09/13/new-york-may-issue-pretend-work-permits-to-illegals-washington-is-not-amused-n1726666

Whistleblower: CIA Offered COVID Origins Investigators Money to Change Their Views https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/rick-moran/2023/09/12/whistleblower-cia-offered-covid-origins-investigators-money-to-change-their-views-n1726417

Oliver Anthony's reason for cancelling a concert may surprise you Oliver Anthony, the new simple singer from Farmville, Virginia, cancelled a concert scheduled at Cotton Eyed Joe's in Knoxville, Tennessee. He did so because [...] https://hotair.com/karen-townsend/2023/09/13/oliver-anthonys-reason-for-cancelling-a-concert-may-surprise-you-n577676

Let's Talk About Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson's Ultra-Thin Black Skin Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson is consumed by the color of his skin. It seems that his black skin is all he wants to talk about. Someone close to him might want to tell the poor fellow to simmer down, grow up and act like a man -- and inform him he is not the first black mayor of Chicago. [...] https://johnkassnews.com/chicago-mayor-brandon-johnsons-ultra-thin-black-skin/

BREAKING: Judge strikes down Emperor Michelle's suspension of the Second Amendment https://hotair.com/ed-morrissey/2023/09/13/breaking-judge-strikes-down-emperor-michelles-suspension-of-the-second-amendment-n577846