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Thrilling Sunday report, see man: Mini-B. excited about the prospect of his amigo coming over, si to extra wee man wee man. We contacted mom, si man. She suggested that she bring amigo an hour earlier than we'd envisioned, get moving we man. Amigo thereby brought at noon, multiple wee men man. Wee men well-behaved for most of time, si man. Fortunately, both accepted onecan each of S+Ms for lunch, ingest wee men at no cost to us man. Lunch for us was onecan of beef stew, ingest we man. We wrangled laundry, seemingly more than usual for some reason man. Then Mini-B. asked to walk to amigo's casa with him to get his Oculus, no way man. We were intensely involved with laundry and already had a headache, si man. We finally took amigo to his casa and back, our only exit from casa we man. We reached a stopping place with the laundry and risked taking a siesta, exhausted we man. After the Many'th hour, wee men became rambunctious, bored or overstimulated wee men man. Mom came to retrieve amigo, bye wee man man. We later found that wee men were playing with the downstairs bathroom door and locked it, man. We had to call neighbor to pop it, fireman's tool used man. Din-din for Mini-B. was Many (2+1) PB&J sandwiches, ingest wee man man. We had no din-din, headache man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. showed up approximately on time, enter ex-she man man. The Many (2+1) of us played mini-hoop, raucous man. We then played indoor "volleyball" first with round ball then with football, dangerous man. We then went outside and threw a real (fake) football, ow ow ow ow OW our body man. Mini-B. then left after a good Two Guys week with great Two Guys din-dins, bye wee man man. We dished and must de-dish the very full warsher, domestic we man. Miu was apparently mollified by visit from neighbor who popped the lock, no question Big Bruddah's absence miu man. Party with the rubias imminent, cavort we man.

We've gotten many recent approvals thanks to our highly effective jokes! For more approvals*, here is our Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke: *that is, if correlation = causation ==================================================== GONNA GET SOME WORK DONE A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she had a near-death experience. She saw God, and asked if "this was it." God said "No," and explained that she had another 30 or 40 years to live. Upon her recovery, the woman considered God's words and decided to stay in the hospital. She got a facelift, liposuction, breast augmentation, a tummy tuck, and other cosmetic improvements. She even had someone come in and change her hair color. After healing from the final operation, she walked out of the hospital and was killed by an ambulance speeding toward the hospital. She arrived in front of God and said, "I thought You said that I had another 30 to 40 years!" "Oh," said God. "I didn't recognize you."

Joe Biden Has Killed the American Dream [...] Biden's current economic malaise, for which Americans are assured they should be incredibly thankful, is hitting American families far harder than Paul Krugman's latest cherry-picked bar graph indicates. [...] https://redstate.com/bonchie/2023/10/21/joe-biden-has-destroyed-the-american-dream-n2165404

CBP Releases September Monthly Update - Highest Ever Number of Illegal Border Crossings It is no coincidence that U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) released its monthly report on a Saturday morning at the end of the month. The numbers for September 2023 are at a historical high. The number reported for the month of September is 269,735. [...] https://hotair.com/karen-townsend/2023/10/21/cbp-releases-september-monthly-update-highest-ever-number-of-illegal-border-crossings-n586608

Comments on this? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why Israel Must Destroy Hamas [...] Every war fought in or by the West since 1945 has been an elective political engagement – a war to contain or repel, a war to enact regime change, a war to gain territory or an advantage, but never a war to destroy one's enemy. It has not been since 1945 that an enemy was entirely and irrefutably defeated. It has been so long that many people, rank and file and leaders alike, forget that such a war is even a strategic option. [...] https://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2023/10/20/why_the_civilized_world_must_destroy_hamas_149938.html

Whom did the author leave out? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 10 People Donald Trump Has Driven To Insanity Among former President Donald Trump's many political talents is his unique ability to drive his opponents seemingly insane to the point of causing their own self-destruction. Trump's well-established ability to send his critics to the brink of madness, a phenomenon coined by some as "Trump Derangement Syndrome," has yielded a large coalition of once-respected political figures who have now destroyed themselves. Here are 10 worth noting. [...] https://amac.us/newsline/society/10-people-donald-trump-has-driven-to-insanity/

Thrilling non-ES Saturday report, see man: We almost pulled an ex-Mrs.-T-B. by running out of gas in the T-B.-mobile, saved just in time man. Lunch was Subway* on way back from ES-ing, ingest Two Guys man. *WUOC, financially savvy we man Mini-B. played heartily with his Oculus and on computer games, recreational wee man. We got a nice hourlong+ siesta, zzz we man. Mama T-B. called, speak at length senior she man with we man man. The neurologist wants a cranial MRI, see man. One possibility is a "stroke in progress," never heard of one so slow man. However, it might explain the leg-weakness, explain neurodoc man to senior she man man. Cardiologist found fluid around the heart, significance unknown man. Will probably keep her hospitalized till Monday at least, nothing much happens on Sundays man. Maybe they will "x-ray her head and find nothing," knew it all along we man. Discharge would probably be to a rehabilitation facility, make sure senior she man can walk man. Mama T-B. ordered us to go to her apartment, go we man with wee man man. We were to take home stuff from the refrigerator, not unusual man. We were to get on her computer for MyChart info, nothing new there man. We were to start the Mama-T-B.-mobile, started right up man. We were to get the mail, only junk man. Mama T-B. seemed satisfied with our performance, rarity man. Someone blabbed to Uncle T-B. that his "sister was taken away by ambulance," shut UP man. Of course, Uncle T-B. went aysheep, hard to convince to relax man. Din-din was nuked macaroni elbows, Italian meatballs (Aldi), spaghetti sauce (Aldi), and the aforementioned garlic bread (Aldi), ingest Two Guys man. The garlic bread air-fried very nicely, relief man. Mini-B. highly satisfied with all, high-Many wee man we man man. Mini-B. used his phone liberally today, oh well man. Finished second half of The Odd Couple, outstanding acting man. Zero Costco popcorns were consumed, still stuffed from din-din Two Guys man. On Sunday, amigo should be able to come over, tear the casa up man. Mama-of-amigo is exceptionally cordial, not bad-looking, and perhaps available, investigate we man. Mini-B. still not in bed, late night man. If ever accomplished, party with the rubias, cavort we man. Overall, not a bad day, conclude we man.

Saturday ES report, see man: We were able to hit Many (2+1) ESs today, including 2 from Friday's abortion, redo man. The Many'rd ES yielded the take, see man: -- Many packs (tupacs + tupacs + onepac) disposable din-din plates; 2 bars Dial soap = $Many ($2+1), steal man Total = $Many ($2+1)

Gracias, si G man. More in Thrilling non-ES Saturday report to follow, see man.

If his visa is good, he should be let in.

Trey Yingst Details Video of Hamas Terrorist Explaining His Orders and Twitter Demands Full Release Today, Fox News Correspondent Trey Yingst shared information about a video Fox had reviewed. In the video, a Hamas member was interviewed about the events of October 7th. The Hamas terrorist says they were told to expect not to return as this was a suicide mission. He said they behaved like animals and shared videos of their atrocities with other members in real time on Telegram. Apparently, the video is so graphic, Fox was unable to share parts of it. [...] https://twitchy.com/justmindy/2023/10/21/trey-yingst-fox-video-hamas-video-horrific-telegram-details-n2388830

This reporterette's suicide has already been scheduled. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Saudi Reporter Absolutely Grills Top Hamas Leader in Unprecedented Interview [...] You can see him get visibly angry at times, perhaps due to an expectation that he'd be allowed to spew his normal talking points without any pushback. The video is obviously in Arabic but is subtitled throughout. [...] https://redstate.com/bonchie/2023/10/21/saudi-reporter-absolutely-grills-top-hamas-leader-in-unprecedented-interview-n2165373

Gaza Survivor Says She Feels Safer in Israel Than America Of all of the terrible stories coming out about Israel these days, this one is among the saddest and it actually originates in New York City. A young woman from Long Island named Natalie Sanandaji is a Jewish, native-born New Yorker. She was in Israel on October 7 to attend a friend’s wedding and was at the music festival [...] https://hotair.com/jazz-shaw/2023/10/21/gaza-survivor-says-she-feels-safer-in-israel-than-america-n586565

Daily Mail Notes Curious Timing of Biden's All Cash $2.75 Million Beach House Purchase [...] more coincidental timing has been spotted when it comes to Biden's way with money: [...] https://twitchy.com/dougp/2023/10/21/daily-mail-spotted-curious-timing-in-bidens-all-cash-purchase-of-275-million-beach-house-n2388832

Sorry -- link got cut out of previous paste. Here's one: House Oversight Found an Answer to Biden's Question 'Where's the Money?' (Here's a Pic of the Check) When Joe Biden was questioned at one point about the possibility that he and his family leveraged his political office for big money, Biden responded with a question: "Where's the money?" That challenge was accepted. The House Oversight Committee has found some: [...] https://twitchy.com/dougp/2023/10/20/uh-oh-looks-like-house-oversight-found-an-answer-to-bidens-question-wheres-the-money-n2388804

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Speechless... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ January 6 Prisoner Passes 1,000 Days Jailed Without Trial, Shares Horror Stories of DC 'Gulag' https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/catherinesalgado/2023/10/19/january-6-prisoner-passes-1000-days-jailed-without-trial-shares-horror-stories-of-dc-gulag-n1736497

Picture of the check is in here. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Smoking Gun? Oversight Committee Finds a Check to Joe Biden for $200K [...] The Oversight Committee released a statement detailing some juicy facts that don't look good for Joe "I never discussed business with my son or brother" Biden. "This summer, Joe Biden said, 'Where's the money?' Well, we found some," a smiling House Oversight Committee Chairman James Comer (R-Ky.) stated in a video released Friday. [...]

Between the eyes! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Biden’s doddering tour of 'clarity' in the Middle East Watching President Biden mumble, dodder and wheeze his way through the Middle East this week was quite the spectacle. Watching him learn to read what appeared to be a foreign language on live television was painful on a human level for even his most ardent detractors. It was like watching an old man picked up off the street and hauled before cameras to be waterboarded. [...] https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2023/oct/19/bidens-doddering-tour-of-clarity-in-middle-east/

Gracias, D ma'am -- and, in return, you have earned a handsome 0.000001% discount off a deluxe POTS, order yours today ma'am. Gracias, D ma'am. We can't figure out why she reacts with the severe weakness/trembling to blood-pressure medications, no man.

Thrilling (?) non-GS/ES Friday report, see man: Oh, brother, man. Prepped for very promising-looking GS/ES tour, si man. Hit first GS, which turned out to be part of a community GS, nice 'hood man. Found shuffleboard game at one of said GSs, score we man. Came out of first ES (one of Many [2+1]) within a mile of each other), score there too man. Saw phone message from Mama T-B., oh no man. Called Mama T-B., call we man senior she man. Mama T-B. weak-sounding, uh-oh man. "My blood pressure is Many00/Many00, and I'm weak and trembling," said senior she man to we man. "I need to go to the hospital, and I'll call Many-1-1; I need you," said senior she man to we man. We were almost an hour away, man. "We will meet you at the hospital, si man," said we man to senior she man. We blew back to the casa, good thing no cops man. Changed clothes and blew to the hospital, si man. No trace of Mama T-B., no man. Phone rang while we were there, si man. "Where are you, huh man?" asked senior she man to we man. "Where are YOU, huh man?" asked we man to senior she man. "We were waiting for you to come so we could call Many-1-1, si man!" , thought we man. We blew over to Mama T-B.'s, not far man. The Many-1-1 operator asked half-of-half an hour's worth of questions, what the ___ man. Paramedics (indeed, a pair of medics) came, Mama T-B. knew one of them man. We said that we would meet them at the hospital, si man. We had trouble parking, always man. Went into Emergency, si man. Mama T-B. visible inside corridor, see senior she man we man. Dumb clerkette had no record of Mama T-B., man. "They just brought her IN, see her there man!" said exasperated we man. Clerkette finally acknowledged the situation, man. Mama T-B. soon sent us away, all under control man. Lunch was at nearby Olive Garden, lunch special ingest we man. Returned to casa to recharge phone and siesta, amazing no interruptions man. Mini-B. called from skool, call we man wee man. "I'm going to stay for a Social; get me at half-past Many," said wee man to we man. This suited us, OK man. Mini-B. called us barely half an hour later, call we man wee man. "Come get me now; I'm bored, yawn man," said wee man to we man. We went to get him and had to go into the skool, weary we man. The Principalette escorted Mini-B. out and told us that leaving early isn't allowed, no man. "If you commit to go to these, you must stay to the end," said she man to we man and wee man. We agreed, exhausted we man. Mini-B. wouldn't put down his phone even at the casa, yell we man at wee man. Attitude degenerated, impudent wee man. Din-din was burgers, traditional Friday ingestation for Two Guys man. We showed Mini-B. the shuffleboard game, big hit with wee man man. Miu also tried to play while batting the pieces in motion, interferential miu man. Mini-B. half-heartedly agreed to a movie night, OK man. Got bored just Many minutes into American Graffiti, oh well man. Finally watched half of The Odd Couple, finish tomorrow night man. Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn consumed, ingest Two Guys man. Played more shuffleboard (with miu) and mini-hoop, play Two Guys man. Mini-B. then played V.R. on his Oculus, eager wee man. It's within an hour of midnight and we're still trying to get Mini-B. to bed, man. Got message that Mama T-B. was admitted for observation/further testing, big surprise man. No word from or about Mama T-B., no news probably good news man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. off on an overnight with the Rojo, regards and sympathies to the Rojo man. We are disappointed with the truncated ES itinerary, but the remainder could have been duds, reason we man. No party with the rubias tonight, forget it man. Unsure of GS-ing tomorrow, pending Mama T-B.'s situation man. What a day, man.

What's an over, huh D ma'am?

Yee-HAAAAA! [Note to T-B.'s self: Jokes worked again... jokes worked again... ]

Friday GS/ES report, see man: Attended only a couple of community GSs and one ES, reason for truncation* to follow man. The take, see man: -- large tabletop magnetic GoSports shuffleboard game = $Many ($2x2x2 +2), presumed deal man -- mostly full box Cascade dish powder, half-box vinyl gloves, thick pack coffee-filters, thick warshcloth = $Many ($2+1), steal man Total = $Many ($2x2x2 +2+2+1) *in brief, had to get Mama T-B. to the hospital for the same dratted reasons as before, man