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How To Marry Someone Illegally In USA
TBoneTX replied to Haltech007's topic in General Immigration-Related Discussion
It's not in their wheelhouse. If someone asks, a response similar to "That's on the Federal level, but thanks for asking" should suffice. Repeat it, if necessary. -
How To Marry Someone Illegally In USA
TBoneTX replied to Haltech007's topic in General Immigration-Related Discussion
Can she try using her passport for ID, independent of whether the visa has expired? This has worked for K-1 marriages, of course. The Clerk of Court should have no comment about a Federal issue (immigration status). -
If You Want Data Privacy, Don't Drive a Car
TBoneTX replied to TBoneTX's topic in Current Events and Hot Social Topics
What features are they missing out on -- or you can't sell them the car, period? -
How To Marry Someone Illegally In USA
TBoneTX replied to Haltech007's topic in General Immigration-Related Discussion
If you have specific questions about the process, please list them so that we can help or refer you. -
Thrilling Sunday report, see man: For second consecutive night, miu loudly announced wish to play feather-rollers at Many a.m., man. Visited Mama T-B., we and wee and ecstatic senior she man. Mama T-B. didn't yell at us, mild surprise man. However, senior she man lectured us for Many minutes, gave us a grocery list with exhaustive instructions, and ordered us to pick up her pills at Walgreens, mandatorily compliant we man. Amidst the above, wrangled elements of Many (2+1) laundry loads, changed both beds, and took 2 calls from Mama T-B. reminding us to retrieve her pills, man. Lunch was the remaining 2 overly spicy Costco enchiladas, ingest we man. Retrieved Mini-B., sleepy wee man. Finished wrangling laundry, victorious we man. Little amigo wanted to meet at ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa, for God's sake man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. thus collected Mini-B. for ~2 hours, made no sense man. We siesta'd for a blessed hour, one bright spot man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. then returned Mini-B. prior to collecting him for non-Two-Guys week, man. Din-din for Mini-B. was Modified Tuna Glop, nuked rice + onecan tuna ingest wee man man. Din-din for us was toucans Chef B. lasagna, ingest we man. Most of an AFV rerun was watched, watch we man and ex-she man and partially wee man man. As usual, ex-Mrs.-T-B. dozed off during it, burn candle at all Many ends ex-she man man. We announced to miu that Big Bruddah was going away, prepare miu we man. Mini-B. said goodbye to miu, clear language man. As soon as Mini-B. left, miu began needy questioning of us, where's Big Bruddah huh man. Dished and must de-dish the warsher, domestic we man. Mini-B.'s room restocked for next Two Guys week, prepare early we man. Miu sat on Mini-B.'s clean laundry, man. Party with the rubias begins shortly, cavort we man.
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"Surprise is a near-sighted porcupine fallin' in love with a cactus, si man."
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Welcome to the forum! You need a consulate where the personnel are familiar with Russian documents, their format, and the language. An idea some months ago was Mongolia, but it has a tiny consulate (2 officers maximum, more likely 1), and probable unfamiliarity with the documents. You're pretty much stuck with the locales mentioned in this thread and elsewhere -- certain places in Eastern Europe/West Asia and, fortunately, Jerusalem. You're free to write to other consulates, but gaining an exception would be nothing short of a miracle. Anyway, if you're just starting the CR-1 process, there's all kinds of time for current political conditions to resolve, so avoid worrying now.
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New Mexico Criminals Excited To Hear No One Will Be Armed For Entire Month NEW MEXICO — Criminals across New Mexico were ecstatic to hear from Governor Grisham today that no one in the state would be armed for an entire month. "Oh, sweet!" said local carjacker Jeff Diggs. "It's so stressful wondering if your next victim could be packing. Gosh, that's such a weight off!" [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/new-mexico-criminals-excited-to-hear-no-one-will-be-armed-for-entire-month
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Case against Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton at state Senate trial is falling apart Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton's state Senate impeachment trial is underway in the heart of Texas, and the prosecution's case appears to be crumbling before our eyes. While media outlets have long portrayed Paxton as a controversial figure, the trial's proceedings reveal a different story – one of weak evidence and a politically motivated agenda. [...] https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2023/09/case_against_texas_attorney_general_ken_paxton_at_state_senate_trial_is_falling_apart.html
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Again, no consequences to open borders were considered. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 'My Worst Nightmare': Thousands of Illegal Immigrants Flood NYC Schools on First Day It wasn't back-to-school as normal this week in the Big Apple. Schools in the city were pushed beyond capacity due to more than 21,000 newly enrolled illegal immigrants entering the education system. On Thursday, the line to get inside Newcomers High School in Long Island City wrapped around the block and forced some students to a facility across the street because the building's max capacity had been reached. "They should have worked this out two days ago!" a frustrated teacher told the New York Post. [...] https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2023/09/09/nyc-schools-illegal-immigrants-n2628152
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HOW LOW CAN BLUE CITIES SINK? [merged threads]
TBoneTX replied to TBoneTX's topic in Current Events and Hot Social Topics
Relax Commuters, a Study Says Crackheads Smoking Drugs in Buses and Trains Aren't a Health Hazard. We Have Questions. Are you getting more than a ride when taking mass transit? A new study says there are hard drugs in the air and on surfaces of your commuter buses and trains. But the researchers say you can relax because everything is "perfectly safe." [...] https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/victoria-taft/2023/09/09/relax-commuters-a-study-says-crackheads-smoking-drugs-in-buses-and-trains-arent-a-health-hazard-we-have-questions-n1725572 -
VAWA, Part 26
TBoneTX replied to TBoneTX's topic in Effects of Major Family Changes on Immigration Benefits
It's so quiet in this thread... let's liven things up with our Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke: ============================================ THE ARCHITECT AND THE LAWYER An architect vacationing on the French Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there. The lawyer replied, "Remember that lousy real estate that I bought? Well, it caught fire, so here I am with the proceeds from the fire insurance. What are you doing here?" The architect replied, "Remember that lousy real estate that I had in Mississippi? Well, the river overflowed, and here I am with the proceeds from the flood insurance." The lawyer looked puzzled. "Gee," he said, "how did you start the flood?" -
Thrilling Saturday non-ES report, see man: Mini-B. beefed about lagging Wi-fi, so we dropped him at ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa, mollified wee man man. Lunch was the remaining scalloped potatoes from Costco, ingest we man. A great siesta was taken, postprandial zzz we man. Din-din was chicken enchiladas from Costco, too spicy but ingest anyway Two Guys man. Convinced Mini-B. to try on his long pants, test for size before autumn man. Many (2+2) black, Many (2+2) blue, and 1 gray no longer fit, sprouting wee man. This gives us time to hunt for more, good to know now man. Miu has been needy and interactive, needy interactive miu man. Just served din-din, Fancy Feast turkey + carrots man. Miu won't eat the carrots, obligate carnivore miu man. Visit to Mama T-B. planned for Sunday, ecstatic senior she man. We fully expect to get our body parts lectured off, sigh and and man.
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The Elite War on Free Thought
TBoneTX replied to TBoneTX's topic in Current Events and Hot Social Topics
Jonathan Turley. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ America's Institutions of Higher Indoctrination: A New Study Shows the Continued Decline of Free Speech on Campuses [...] Harvard was ranked dead last as the country's most hostile school for free speech. It received a score of 0.000 — and even that was subject to grade inflation; its actual score was -10.69. [...] https://themessenger.com/opinion/americas-institutions-of-higher-indoctrination-a-new-study-shows-the-continued-decline-of-free-speech-on-campuses -
To The Last Ukrainian It was Vladimir Putin who initially noted that the West is willing to fight Russia to the last Ukrainian. Well, it looks like it's finally happening -- we've run out of Ukrainians, or at least we ran out of the ones willing to die for their country. Ukraine is running short of the young, fertile, and productive. [...] https://americanmind.org/salvo/to-the-last-ukrainian/
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If You Want Data Privacy, Don't Drive a Car
TBoneTX replied to TBoneTX's topic in Current Events and Hot Social Topics
What if an elderly buyer has no smart phone? -
Saturday ES report, see man: We indeed attended all Many (2+1) itineraried ESs, diligent we man. All Many (2+1) yielded the take, see man: -- kitchen tongs, partial bottle apricot scrub = $1, steal man -- Ralph Lauren bath towel & warshcloth = $1, steal man -- book of "Savvy Sayin's" (cowboy/western/Texan) = $Many ($2+2), OK man Total = $Many ($2+2+2)
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Adding another timeline
TBoneTX replied to MarryMe987654's topic in Site-Related Discussion - Updates, Ideas, etc.
Or, start a new profile on her behalf, and you handle the data entry.