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New Mexico Criminals Excited To Hear No One Will Be Armed For Entire Month NEW MEXICO — Criminals across New Mexico were ecstatic to hear from Governor Grisham today that no one in the state would be armed for an entire month. "Oh, sweet!" said local carjacker Jeff Diggs. "It's so stressful wondering if your next victim could be packing. Gosh, that's such a weight off!" [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/new-mexico-criminals-excited-to-hear-no-one-will-be-armed-for-entire-month

Case against Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton at state Senate trial is falling apart Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton's state Senate impeachment trial is underway in the heart of Texas, and the prosecution's case appears to be crumbling before our eyes. While media outlets have long portrayed Paxton as a controversial figure, the trial's proceedings reveal a different story – one of weak evidence and a politically motivated agenda. [...] https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2023/09/case_against_texas_attorney_general_ken_paxton_at_state_senate_trial_is_falling_apart.html

What to do when protesters glue themselves to things? https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2023/09/what_to_do_when_protesters_glue_themselves_to_things.html

Again, no consequences to open borders were considered. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 'My Worst Nightmare': Thousands of Illegal Immigrants Flood NYC Schools on First Day It wasn't back-to-school as normal this week in the Big Apple. Schools in the city were pushed beyond capacity due to more than 21,000 newly enrolled illegal immigrants entering the education system. On Thursday, the line to get inside Newcomers High School in Long Island City wrapped around the block and forced some students to a facility across the street because the building's max capacity had been reached. "They should have worked this out two days ago!" a frustrated teacher told the New York Post. [...] https://townhall.com/tipsheet/leahbarkoukis/2023/09/09/nyc-schools-illegal-immigrants-n2628152

Relax Commuters, a Study Says Crackheads Smoking Drugs in Buses and Trains Aren't a Health Hazard. We Have Questions. Are you getting more than a ride when taking mass transit? A new study says there are hard drugs in the air and on surfaces of your commuter buses and trains. But the researchers say you can relax because everything is "perfectly safe." [...] https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/victoria-taft/2023/09/09/relax-commuters-a-study-says-crackheads-smoking-drugs-in-buses-and-trains-arent-a-health-hazard-we-have-questions-n1725572

It's so quiet in this thread... let's liven things up with our Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke: ============================================ THE ARCHITECT AND THE LAWYER An architect vacationing on the French Riviera met an old lawyer friend and asked him what he was doing there. The lawyer replied, "Remember that lousy real estate that I bought? Well, it caught fire, so here I am with the proceeds from the fire insurance. What are you doing here?" The architect replied, "Remember that lousy real estate that I had in Mississippi? Well, the river overflowed, and here I am with the proceeds from the flood insurance." The lawyer looked puzzled. "Gee," he said, "how did you start the flood?"

Thrilling Saturday non-ES report, see man: Mini-B. beefed about lagging Wi-fi, so we dropped him at ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s casa, mollified wee man man. Lunch was the remaining scalloped potatoes from Costco, ingest we man. A great siesta was taken, postprandial zzz we man. Din-din was chicken enchiladas from Costco, too spicy but ingest anyway Two Guys man. Convinced Mini-B. to try on his long pants, test for size before autumn man. Many (2+2) black, Many (2+2) blue, and 1 gray no longer fit, sprouting wee man. This gives us time to hunt for more, good to know now man. Miu has been needy and interactive, needy interactive miu man. Just served din-din, Fancy Feast turkey + carrots man. Miu won't eat the carrots, obligate carnivore miu man. Visit to Mama T-B. planned for Sunday, ecstatic senior she man. We fully expect to get our body parts lectured off, sigh and and man.

Jonathan Turley. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ America's Institutions of Higher Indoctrination: A New Study Shows the Continued Decline of Free Speech on Campuses [...] Harvard was ranked dead last as the country's most hostile school for free speech. It received a score of 0.000 — and even that was subject to grade inflation; its actual score was -10.69. [...] https://themessenger.com/opinion/americas-institutions-of-higher-indoctrination-a-new-study-shows-the-continued-decline-of-free-speech-on-campuses

Whistleblowers Admit They Reported Ken Paxton To The FBI Without A Shred Of Evidence https://thefederalist.com/2023/09/08/paxton-whistleblowers-admit-they-reported-the-texas-ag-to-the-fbi-without-a-shred-of-evidence/

To The Last Ukrainian It was Vladimir Putin who initially noted that the West is willing to fight Russia to the last Ukrainian. Well, it looks like it's finally happening -- we've run out of Ukrainians, or at least we ran out of the ones willing to die for their country. Ukraine is running short of the young, fertile, and productive. [...] https://americanmind.org/salvo/to-the-last-ukrainian/

What if an elderly buyer has no smart phone?

No fatigue or jet-lag?

Never heard of this. More California tyranny?

Society continues on its way toward utopia!

Saturday ES report, see man: We indeed attended all Many (2+1) itineraried ESs, diligent we man. All Many (2+1) yielded the take, see man: -- kitchen tongs, partial bottle apricot scrub = $1, steal man -- Ralph Lauren bath towel & warshcloth = $1, steal man -- book of "Savvy Sayin's" (cowboy/western/Texan) = $Many ($2+2), OK man Total = $Many ($2+2+2)

Or, start a new profile on her behalf, and you handle the data entry.

Good, but the point of the above is that many charging-stations aren't near those or similar places.

Jerkface Elon Musk Refuses To Help Start Nuclear War KYEV — Ukraine boss Volodimir Zelensky is reportedly irate at the lack of international support he's received in his extended battle with Russia, including a recent snub by major certified butthead Elon Musk who has refused to help start a nuclear war. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/jerkface-elon-musk-refuses-to-help-start-nuclear-war

Pelosi Announces Bid For Two More Years Of Insider Trading [...] "I have long served the people of San Francisco in Congress by enriching myself with privileged information while my hometown descends into chaos," said Pelosi in a statement. "With your support, I hope to continue my important work for another two years. Good morning, Sunday morning." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/pelosi-announces-bid-for-two-more-years-of-insider-trading

Delta Airliners Add 'Explosive Diarrhea' Warning Lights ATLANTA, GA — Following a much-publicized incident this week in which a flight had to turn back due to a passenger suffering from intestinal issues that created a biohazard, Delta Airlines has announced that all planes will be outfitted with an "explosive diarrhea' warning light. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/delta-planes-add-explosive-diarrhea-warning-lights

Interesting extra thoughts beyond what we've discussed. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ EV drivers have the sads because of no-amenity charging stations https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2023/09/ev_drivers_have_the_sads_because_of_noamenity_charging_stations.html

Jonathan Turley shreds GA grand jury report for having 'focus and restraint of a drive by shooting' A special grand jury in Georgia has released its report showing they recommended indictments against everybody except Santa Claus and Ryan Seacrest (and maybe a few others). [...] https://twitchy.com/dougp/2023/09/08/jonathan-turley-georgia-n2387000

Twitter tries coming up with 'Kamala's Accomplishments' and SHOCKINGLY ... it goes very POORLY https://twitchy.com/justmindy/2023/09/08/ian-cheong-kamala-game-qualified-kamala-harris-n2386994

Free Speech Wins: 5th Circuit Upholds Heart of Injunction Against Biden Administration September 8th marks another free speech win, albeit with a somewhat narrowed scope. On Friday, the Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals issued its highly anticipated ruling in Missouri v. Biden, the case in which the states of Louisiana and Missouri, along with several individual social media users, challenged the federal government's coercive attempts to squelch speech on social media platforms like Twitter (now "X") and Facebook, asserting it violated their First Amendment Rights. In a nutshell, the appellate court agreed that the government had violated the Constitution, but it pared down the scope of the injunction issued by the district court, both in terms of the defendants to whom it applied and the nature of the prohibited actions. [...] https://redstate.com/smoosieq/2023/09/08/free-speech-wins-5th-circuit-upholds-heart-of-injunction-against-biden-administration-n2163596

Here's the detailed weekly update. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Putin's War, Week 80. Ukraine's Offensive Continues Slow Progress as Fingers Are Pointed [...] We have a lot of coverage and video from the battlefront, as well as hitting the political events that give an idea of how the war is shaping up away from the battlefield. [...] https://redstate.com/streiff/2023/09/08/putins-war-week-80-n2163329