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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 9 Signs Your Wife Drove Your Car Last We've all been there - surveying a scratch on the side of the car, or a missing hubcap, and wondering - who the heck drove last? Here are 9 clues that your wife was the last one behind the wheel: [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/9-signs-your-wife-drove-your-car-last

Man Who Hasn't Thought About The Roman Empire In Over A Week Worried He Might Be Trans [...] "Oh no... what does this mean? Am I trans?" said the troubled man to himself. "It's been at least 10 days since I thought about the rise and fall of the great republic, or the Samnite Wars, or the [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/man-who-doesnt-ever-think-about-the-roman-empire-worried-he-might-be-trans

With illegal migrants pouring into Lampedusa, Italy's Meloni pulls out the Greg Abbott card It's astonishing how similar Italy and its problem with illegal migrants rolling in from its south is to Texas with all its problems with incoming illegals. Douglas Murray at the New York Post, wrote a fine piece yesterday about how it looks from the ground there. Now, Italy's prime minister, Giorgia Meloni, is looking to take some Gov. Greg Abbott-type action. [...] https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2023/09/with_illegal_migrants_pouring_into_lampedusa_italys_meloni_pulls_out_the_greg_abbott_card.html

Heavily armed man posing as federal agent arrested at RFK Jr. campaign event, as Secret Service protection continues to be denied to his campaign [...] It is absolutely outrageous that the feds denied RFK Jr.'s request for protection last July. [...] https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2023/09/heavily_armed_man_posing_as_federal_agent_arrested_at_rfk_jr_campaign_event_as_secret_service_protection_continues_to_be_denied_to_his_campaign.html

Thrilling (?) Saturday report, see man: We did not leave the casa for any ES-ing/GS-ing, see further man. We were finishing-touching ourself to leave for ES-ing, si man. Then ex-Mrs.-T-B. called, si man. Ex-she man needed help with Mini-B., still sick ex-she man. Mini-B. had "a lot" of hoamwurk, as suspected man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. set ex-herself a caucus with a clinic, sick ex-she man. We up-picked Mini-B., si man. He brought his skool stuff and computer, si man. We looked on his computer for projects and hoamwurk, look man. Mini-B. disclaimed any responsibilities, yeah right wee man man. We went through his skool satchel, inspect we man. We found Many (2+2+2) -- si man, Many (2+2+2) -- non-P-Math wurksheets, all undone man. A History project was also due, si man. "The non-P-Math wurksheets aren't graded, no man!" said wee man man. "And the stupid substitoot teechur didn't tell us how to do them, no man!" said wee man man. "And it's the weekend and I want to play games, si man!" said wee man man. "You will finish your History project and all the non-P-Math wurksheets, si man!" said we man. Mini-B. was 0.0000000001% away from our smashing his phone with a hammer, grrrr man. (Ex-Mrs.-T-B. suggested soaking it in water instead, less mess man.) Mini-B. beefed and moaned for at least half an hour, man. We finally got him to start his History, man. He took several hours to get it done, drag-footing wee man man. He wanted lunch, so we went to BK, si man. We told him, "We want to see progress on that project when we come back, si man!" si man. Returned with BK*, ingest Two Guys man. *bought WUOC, financially savvy we man Mini-B. had done almost nothing on his project, man. We restated the necessity of doing it, restate we man to wee man man. When he claimed completion, we said to start on the non-P-Math wurksheets, si man. We trusted him with an hour alone, test responsibility of wee man we man man. When we rechecked, he had done 0.000000000000001% of it, man. We inquired, stern we man. "The stupid substitoot teechur didn't tell us how to do them, no man!" said wee man man. "And there are no study guides on the computer, no man!" said wee man man. We sat with him and tried to out-figure it, forgot how to do that stuff ourself man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. then said that she was back and had only a bad cold, good news all considered man. We said that we were returning Mini-B., si man. At ex-she-man's casa, we discovered that Mini-B. had left his computer at our casa, man. We both went back to retrieve it, now in the rain man. Mini-B. beefed about his computer possibly getting wet, whose fault would that be man. We and ex-Mrs.-T-B. had a Dutch Uncle talk with Mini-B., about had it man. We told him that if he doesn't understand, raise his hand to ask, si man. We told him to search on YouTube for how to solve those non-P-math problems, si man. We told him to ask an AI program for simple steps to solve those problems, si man. Mini-B. looked harassed and said that all that he wanted to do was enjoy his weekend, man. We returned to the casa disgusted, lost Saturday for everybody (including Mini-B.) man. Anyone with ideas, please offer them, wit's end we and ex-Mrs.-T-B. man. The one possible sunshine ray is that today's ESs/GSs mostly continue on Sunday, prefer to remain at casa on Sundays but we do what we must do, conclude we man.

"99% of all lawyers give the rest a bad name."

Judge to buoys: Stay just a little bit longer A federal appeals judge is letting Texas keep those buoys for the time being. [...] https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2023/09/judge_to_buoys_stay_just_a_little_bit_longer.html

Newsom doesn't have a Peg Leg to stand on because California has a PIRATE problem now [...] there's been a spate of modern-day aquatic marauders running around the Oakland Estuary which separates Oakland from the neighboring city of Alameda. They've been looting boats docked at the marinas along the estuary, pulling out any valuable electronics or personal items they can get their hands on before either sinking the boat or leaving it a hollowed-out spray-painted mess. [...] https://twitchy.com/coucy/2023/09/16/apparently-california-has-a-pirate-problem-now-n2387345

Hunter Biden and the death of journalism The liberal media's incuriosity about the Biden family's dodgy dealings is a betrayal of press freedom. [...] https://www.spiked-online.com/2023/09/16/hunter-biden-and-the-death-of-journalism/

A small city replaced its buses with an Uber-like service Sometimes you just have to give credit where due when somebody tries thinking outside the box in an effort to address societal problems. That may turn out to be the case with the city of Wilson, North Carolina. Wilson's aging mass transit system of buses really wasn't working for a lot of residents because it was inconvenient and crowded, and many routes took too long to get people to and from their jobs. Then, [...] https://hotair.com/jazz-shaw/2023/09/16/a-small-city-replaced-its-buses-with-an-uber-like-service-n578442

Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton acquitted on all 16 articles of impeachment [...] No article received more than 14 of the required 21 votes to convict. Only two of 19 Republican Senators, Bob Nichols of Jacksonville and Kelly Hancock of North Richland Hills, voted in favor of convicting for any article — a stark contrast to the nearly 70% of House Republicans who impeached the attorney general in May. [...] https://www.texastribune.org/2023/09/16/ken-paxton-acquitted-impeachment-texas-attorney-general/

Biden's alias email predicament [...] It's difficult to come up with a plausible reason for using pseudonyms other than evasion of disclosure rules that were established, because the public has a right to know exactly what public officials are doing with their tax dollars. [...] https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2023/sep/11/editorial-bidens-alias-email-predicament/

Sorry, @maven . ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Texas senators reach not guilty verdict in AG Ken Paxton's impeachment trial https://www.click2houston.com/news/local/2023/09/16/these-are-the-articles-of-impeachment-against-texas-attorney-general-ken-paxton/

Entering the U.S. with the intent to adjust status and remain?

Knock off the needling of members who are trying to be helpful. VJ Moderation

^^ This. ^^

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Don't freak out. None of the previous ones had any discernible effect on immigration stuff.

Just wait!

Auto CEOs Struggling With Whether To Replace Striking Workers With Robots Or Mexicans [...] "We really could go either way on this," said Ford CEO Jim Farley while lighting up a Cuban cigar with a stack of $100 dollar bills. "On one hand, robots work perfectly and tirelessly without complaining around the clock. On the other hand, [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/auto-ceos-struggling-with-whether-to-replace-striking-workers-with-robots-or-mexicans

New Mexico Governor Forced to Amend Unconstitutional Gun Ban After facing court losses, Gov. Michelle Lujan Grisham (D-NM) on Friday amended her 30-day gun ban in Albuquerque and the surrounding Bernalillo County to allow for guns in most public places once again. [...] https://townhall.com/tipsheet/rebeccadowns/2023/09/15/did-new-mexico-governor-put-out-unconstitutional-gun-order-to-troll-republicans-n2628493

California Legislature Quietly Votes to Rescind Its Doctor COVID "Misinformation" Law After a Year It appears that California's horrific "Doctor Misinformation" law, AB 2098, is being removed from the annals. This was done quietly, almost in the dead of night, which is how the California Legislature often likes to do things. [...] https://redstate.com/jenniferoo/2023/09/15/california-legislature-quietly-votes-to-rescind-its-doctor-covid-misinformation-law-after-a-year-n2163849

KJP: No Pardon for Hunter - No Way, No How [...] On Friday, Jean-Pierre was asked again about whether President Joe Bidenwould pardon his son, Hunter, or commute his sentence, were he to be convicted of the federal gun charges filed against him in the indictment filed by Special Counsel David Weiss on Thursday. Jean-Pierre gave a categorical, unequivocal no. (Which is how you know there's more to the story.) [...] https://redstate.com/smoosieq/2023/09/15/kjp-no-pardon-for-hunter-no-way-no-how-n2163879

Biden's Jewish Again. What Will He Become Next? Who, really, is Old Joe Biden? A senescent corruptocrat pretending to be president in order to further the interests of a sinister band of shadowy globalists? Well, yeah. But besides that, he is whoever you want him to be, or whatever he thinks you want him to be, if you have a vote to give him or you can further his political or financial ambitions. On Thursday, Biden declared that he was "raised in the synagogues." Sure he was. [...] https://pjmedia.com/columns/robert-spencer/2023/09/15/bidens-jewish-again-what-will-he-become-next-n1727275