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Insulting grossly scented grandmas! Reported!!! Your math needs work, si mam ma'am, so see here: ------- IMMACULATE MATH A mathematician, a biologist, and a physicist were sitting at a street café, watching people going into and coming out of the house on the other side of the street. First, they saw 2 people going into the house. After a while, they noticed 3 people coming out of the house. The physicist said, "The measurement wasn't accurate." The biologist said, "They have reproduced." The mathematician said, "If now exactly one person enters the house, then it will be empty again."

Wonderful. Thanks for returning with the happy update!

Wonderful. Thanks for returning with the happy update!

Six months isn't permanent. As long as mail sent to your existing address would be held by the Post Office or picked up reliably by someone during the days you're away, I would view this as similar to the situation of a college student who studies/works out of state but has a permanent address elsewhere, such as a parent's home. Good luck regarding the job offer, if it's something you want!

Is Biden's Classified Docs Scandal Connected to the Biden Family Business? [...] the House Oversight Committee has new concerns about the classified documents, and committee chairman James Comer (R-Ky.) has written another letter to Special Counsel Robert Hur regarding the documents. Specifically, the letter inquires as to whether any of the documents were related to the countries the Biden family was doing business with. [...] https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/matt-margolis/2023/10/16/is-bidens-classified-docs-scandal-connected-to-the-biden-family-business-n1735360

Gosh...

DEMOCRACY DIES IN DARKNESS: D.C. Judge Strikes Out Against 2024 Frontrunner Donald Trump With a Gag Order The same judge putting nonviolent J6 defendants in gulags while hissing her displeasure that Donald Trump "remains free to this day," decided Monday that she can shut him up while on the 2024 campaign trail. Gag orders are sometimes placed on cases, but this has never happened to a presidential candidate in the annals of the criminal justice. [...] https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/victoria-taft/2023/10/16/democracy-dies-in-darkness-d-c-judge-strikes-out-against-2024-frontrunner-donald-trump-with-a-gag-order-n1735349

Good thing our southern border is secure because FBI director warns about lone wolf attacks The time and environment is ripe for lone wolf-style domestic terrorism attacks. FBI Director Christopher Wray is sending out a warning that Americans need to be vigilant. The porous southern border is an opportunity for those who would do us harm. Wray said on Saturday that domestic threats have surged since the war between Hamas and Israel has accelerated. He made a request for police to share intelligence and observations with the FBI. [...] https://hotair.com/karen-townsend/2023/10/16/good-thing-our-southern-border-is-secure-because-fbi-director-warns-about-lone-wolf-attacks-n585097

The Gaza Metro: Why Israel needs to enter Gaza to achieve real victory [...] why would they order civilians to leave northern Gaza and then enter for a ground assault? The answer is tunnels. Hamas has constructed miles of reinforced tunnels beneath Gaza where its soldiers can hide and where it can hide weapons. The extent of this tunnel network, known as the Gaza subway, may add up to hundreds of miles. [...] https://hotair.com/john-s-2/2023/10/16/the-gaza-metro-why-israel-needs-to-enter-gaza-to-achieve-real-victory-n585172

Part of the large group that never considers consequences.

Except that HCQ can work.

They'll stand with him atop the largest remaining building in Gaza and push him off without a second thought.

Tidy Cats, maybe? I'm having trouble finding lightweights that aren't unscented*. *a phrase much like "I couldn't disagree with you less"

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Thrilling Sunday report, see man: Did our Sunday domestic stuff, domestic we man. Lunch was a frozen Mexican din-din, ingest we man. Was just attempting a siesta when phone kept ringing, incessant man. It was ex-Mrs.-T-B., ex-she man. Mini-B. had just been bullied (badly) by boys at the nearby basketball court, oh great man. Very long story short, we man and ex-she man will go to his skool tomorrow, si man. We will get the phone numbers of the parents of the perpetrators, apprise them man. We will also caucus with the non-P-Math teechur, previously arranged man. Din-din was an XL 'roni 'za hastily procured by us for mollification purposes, upset wee man man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. is restricting Mini-B.'s phone for a week because of missed assignment, si man. If he mouths off to either of us or misses another assignment = one more week minus phone, si man. He will be allowed to keep the phone for skool/event pickup, but not for more, sorry wee man man. Enough is enough, si man. No party with the rubias tonight, no man.

So the West is supposed to take in all those Gaza 'refugees' because the Arabs won't? [...] Yes, this being the left, they seek to hand out refugee status to the world's premier democracy and most developed country to every stone-aged ethnic-hatred-nursing fist-waver or mom-of-terrorists as a "reward" for hating and killing Jews in Israel. [...] https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2023/10/so_the_west_is_supposed_to_take_in_all_those_gaza_refugees_because_the_arabs_wont.html

Suzanne Somers and the death of innocence https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2023/10/suzanne_somers_and_the_death_of_innocence.html

CBP Encounters Illegals From the Middle East As Terror Attacks Become a Concern for the U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) apprehended 19 Iranians and 17 Syrians in the Rio Grande Valley sector in Texas, in addition to two Lebanese men this week. CBP also apprehended an Egyptian man in his 40s in Eagle Pass, Texas, as terrorism concerns in the United States ramps up. [...] https://townhall.com/tipsheet/saraharnold/2023/10/13/iranians-and-syrians-crossing-the-us-border-n2629829

Breaking: Suzanne Somers Dead at 76 https://redstate.com/mdempsey/2023/10/15/breaking-suzanne-somers-dead-at-76-n2165096

NEW: Former IDF Intel Expert Suggests Delay in Ground Invasion of Gaza Due to Information on Hostages "You're about to see Israel [do] what it does best: rescue good people. So stand by." Those are the words of former Israeli special operator Aaron Cohen, who believes that the delay in Israel's ground invasion into Gaza might be due to new intelligence information with respect to the condition of hostages taken by Hamas terrorists in the Strip. [...] https://redstate.com/mike_miller/2023/10/15/new-former-idf-intelligence-offer-suggests-delay-in-ground-invasion-of-gaza-due-to-condition-of-hostages-n2165085

Is Israel Really an ‘Apartheid State’? As pro-Palestinian demonstrations take place on campuses all across the nation, the idea is persistent and pervasive: yes, the Hamas attacks on Oct. 7 were terrible, but Israel had it coming because it is an oppressive apartheid state. The "apartheid" word gets thrown around quite a lot in connection with Israel, yet like so many other charges leveled at the Jewish state, there is nothing to it. [...] https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/robert-spencer/2023/10/14/is-israel-really-an-apartheid-state-n1735101

Very, very few takers for that new COVID booster [...] Thus far, according to DHS, roughly 7 million Americans have received the latest COVID booster. That works out to approximately two percent of the population. People aren't buying what the government is peddling [...] https://hotair.com/jazz-shaw/2023/10/14/very-very-few-takers-for-that-new-covid-booster-n584774

New evidence may destroy Biden's defense in his classified documents case https://thehill.com/opinion/criminal-justice/4254963-new-evidence-may-destroy-bidens-defense-in-his-classified-documents-case/

Jeff Landry quietly flips Louisiana back to red In what may hopefully be a sign of things to come, Louisiana voters went to the polls this weekend and replaced Democratic Governor John Bel Edwards with Republican Attorney General Jeff Landry. [...] https://hotair.com/jazz-shaw/2023/10/15/jeff-landry-quietly-flips-louisiana-back-to-red-n584960

Of course you've been waiting breathlessly for (and will upvote) our hilarious Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke: ============================================================= HILARIOUS SIGNS The fastest land mammal is a toddler who's been asked what's in his mouth. I never imagined I'd go up to the bank-teller with a mask on and ask for money. My personal style is best described as "didn't expect to get out of the car." Ran out of coffee this morning, so I used tequila. Everyone is so pretty today! I never finish anything... I have a black belt in Partial Arts. "Not yet not yet not yet not yet EAT ME NOW!!! Too late." -- avocados When this coronavirus is over, I still want some of y'all to stay away from me. The first person to hear a parrot speak was probably not OK for several days. Drinking coffee in the morning helps others live longer. People write "congrats" because they can't spell "congrajlayshins." Wash your hands like you just ate buffalo wings and are about to put on a wedding dress. Emergency phone not installed. Please do not have an emergency at this location. This work center has been accident-free since Joe left. MAINTENANCE SHOP. We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door; the bell doesn't work.) A yawn is a silent scream for coffee. This sign has no purpose whatsoever. Volunteering is mandatory. Thank you for your cooperation.