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  1. Course corrections, see mam ma'am. Algebra = the national language of Algeria, si man Calculus = what the hygienist scrapes off one's teeth, si man
  2. The strong #2 highlight, after the scene where Mel Brooks as the Indian chief says everything in Yiddish, hee hee hee man.
  3. Ah -- he does, si mam ma'am. Ex-Mrs.-T-B., although tech-savvy, might not have the specific knowledge -- or, more likely, the resolute will -- to control this, unsure we man. Ex-she man did buy an iPad specifically for this purpose (control), however, man. It was a Many-page ([2+2]-page) non-P-Math test review due Thursday, so we decided that he would do a page-plus Monday, Tuesday, and this eve, explanation mam ma'am. He has done it up to this point, on schedule wee man man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. wanted to swap non-Two-Guys night with us, so ex-she man will be overseeing completion of the above, si man. For the Many,000,000th time, we can't for the life of us understand why anyone would want children to study non-P-math, such a useless subject man.
  4. Already published. Video is a nice addition.
  5. We are in need of some laughs, so here is our Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke: ============================================== THE RUDE DOCTORS A beautiful young woman was about to undergo a minor operation. She was lying on a hospital trolley bed with nothing on, except a sheet over her. The nurse pushed her trolley down the corridor toward the operating room, where she left the woman on the trolley outside while she went in to check whether everything was ready. A young man wearing a white coat approached her. He lifted the sheet up, and started examining her naked body. He put the sheet back, walked away, and talked to another man in a white coat. That man came over, lifted the sheet, and performed the same examinations. When a third man did the same thing even more thoroughly, she began to grow impatient and blurted out, "All these examinations are fine, and I appreciate them, but when are you going to start the operation?" The first white-coated man shrugged. "I have no idea. We're just painting the hallway."
  6. The Germans have been the standard, at least until recently...
  7. EVs can really be red herrings, sticky wickets, etc.
  8. We've probably all had one (or more) like this... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 'He Said Get Somebody Else to Do It!': Man Walks Off Date After Woman Slurps Up 48 Oysters In One Sitting and Expects Him to Cover the Tab, Viral Video Shows A feisty Atlanta influencer is facing backlash after a video of the woman eating 48 oysters on a first date went viral on social media. [...] https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/said-somebody-else-man-walks-195017103.html
  9. Thrilling Tuesday report, see man: Mini-B. in decent mood, enjoys showering in the mornings man. Took Uncle T-B. for routine doc appointment, we man chauffeur senior he man man. Lunch was Subway bought WUOC, ingest financially savvy we man. Needy miu was serviced, treat/feed/brush needy miu man. A desperately needed siesta was taken, zzz we man. Din-din was sliced weenies* + beans with root beer, ingest Two Guys din-din Two Guys man. *Many (2+1) apiece, no wimpy servings man Discovered that Nicaraguan maid did something with (or threw out) our air-fryer manual, man. Chicas can never resist molesting a guy's kitchen, keep your cotton-pickin' hands OFF our stuff unless YOU plan to cook for us (and even then), si man. Watched goofy YouTube videos with Mini-B., actually not bad man. Played basketball on back patio with Mini-B., Texas weather Many man. We think that this weeklong suspension of Mini-B.'s phone is a good thing, si man. We should get our hairs cut on Wednesday or very soon, hirsute we man. Initial compilation of ES list begins, anticipate we man. Party with the rubias ongoing, cavort we man.
  10. Trump Skirts Gag Order With Mini-Trump Ventriloquist Doll NEW YORK, NY — Donald Trump outsmarted his enemies once again with another brilliant 4D chess maneuver, making use of a mini-Trump ventriloquist doll to skirt a gag order imposed by U.S. District Judge Tanya Chutkan. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/genius-trump-skirts-gag-order-with-mini-trump-ventriloquist-doll
  11. A ray of hope in Ecuador Years ago, we spoke of Ecuador and having some of the wonderful "ceviche" they prepare in Guayaquil. It was a quiet and beautiful country that rarely made the front pages. Today, Ecuador suffers the narco violence and social upheaval that its neighbors face. You may remember that a presidential candidate was killed weeks ago. On Sunday, a little ray of hope came from Ecuador. They had elections and a good guy won. This is the story: [...] https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2023/10/a_ray_of_hope_in_ecuador.html
  12. This shows guts. Needs to be replicated everywhere. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Arkansas Gov. Sanders' Latest Move Against the CCP Is a First in the Nation Arkansas Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders will announce on Tuesday that a Chinese state-owned corporation must sell more than 100 acres of agricultural land in northeast Arkansas, the consequence of a law signed by Sanders earlier this year barring ownership of agricultural land by prohibited foreign parties [...] https://townhall.com/tipsheet/spencerbrown/2023/10/17/gov-sanders-boots-chinese-owned-corp-from-land-in-arkansas-n2629918
  13. Hee-HEEEEE! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WATCH: Nun Takes Out Environmentalist With Amazing Flying Tackle [...] An order of nuns is trying to build a chapel and a Catholic center in Saint-Pierre-de-Colombier, France. But there's been an ongoing battle with environmentalists who have been trying to prevent the build, claiming they're concerned about the "environmental footprint" and a rare plant that exists in the area. [...] https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2023/10/17/watch-nun-takes-out-environmentalist-with-flying-tackle-n2165190
  14. Here's what I think lends moral clarity to the demands for a "proportionate" response as demanded from Israel by so many. Comments? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Why It Is Our Spiritual Obligation to Completely Destroy Hamas [...] There is now a powerful media campaign to castigate Israel for defending herself from the evils demonstrated by Hamas. This attempt to draw a moral equivalency between Hamsas and Israel needs to be repudiated and rejected in favor of an honest appraisal of Hamas' evils; of the ludicrousness of "proportionality" in the face of that evil; and of Israel's commitment to striving to always preserve lives…even of their enemies. But recognizing the evil of Hamas and the fallacies of a "Palestine" country and people isn't enough in the struggle for a permanent peace in the region. We need to determine what really must be done in the face of the horrors that Hamas performs in the name of "Palestine." Education is meaningless unless it leads to action, and we must now determine how to act. [...] https://pjmedia.com/columns/rabbi-michael-barclay/2023/10/16/why-it-is-our-spiritual-obligation-to-completely-destroy-hamas-n1735523
  15. Can't begin to think what's happening to these people. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Little Hope for Quick Release of Hamas Hostages Hamas has confirmed that 250 hostages are being held by various factions of the terror group. This adds a complicating factor to hostage negotiations, as the United States discovered in 1980 with the Iran hostages. The 52 Americans captured in Iran were trophies of war, held by various factions of the Iranian revolution who used them for domestic political purposes. They were status symbols that the revolutionaries gained notoriety and political capital in holding. It's very likely that something similar will play out in Gaza — at least with the 50 hostages not being held by Hamas's main force. This will make negotiations torturous and extremely dangerous. [...] https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/rick-moran/2023/10/17/little-hope-for-quick-release-of-hamas-hostages-n1735642
  16. This speaks very well indeed of DeSantis. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There's More to the DeSantis Airlift Story Than We Realized Yesterday, we reported that Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis cut through the red tape to rescue Floridians stranded in Israel. What we didn't know is that he's also planning to pick up non-Floridian Americans, as well as those Joe Biden dumped in Greece. [...] https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/paula-bolyard/2023/10/17/desantis-will-send-planes-to-pick-up-americans-biden-dumped-in-greece-n1735720
  17. Note the crimes committed by illegal Venezolanos. The professional Venezolanos are largely already in the U.S. (via tourist visas) and have applied for asylum. These are the others. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What Deficit Update: Chicago Has $9000 Cash for Every Migrant [...] Speaking of money, lucky thing it's a subject progressives never tire of nor do they ever run out of other people's to spend. And they're going to do it some more in a big hearted way in Chicago, for their freedom-seeking nomads. [...] https://hotair.com/tree-hugging-sister/2023/10/17/what-deficit-update-chicago-has-9000-cash-for-every-migrant-n585577
  18. Be sure to read the update at very bottom. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A Rocket/Missile Hit a Hospital in Gaza and Both Sides are Blaming One Another (Update) There was a big explosion at the site of a hospital in Gaza and now both sides of the conflict are blaming each other. Hamas says it was an Israeli air strike. The IDF claims it was a Hamas rocket which misfired. Let's start with the Hamas side of this. Note that the Gaza health ministry which is reporting death tolls in Gaza is run by Hamas. [...] https://hotair.com/john-s-2/2023/10/17/an-rocket-missile-hit-a-hospital-in-gaza-and-both-sides-are-blaming-one-another-n585565
  19. It would go a long way toward clearing up the murkiness in people's minds if everyone simply called this what it is: Jew-hatred. It's not just the semitic Jews who are endangered. And Arabs are semites, but almost no one hates them as a group, to this extent.
  20. Certainly it hurts. And whatever you're feeling at any given moment is OK. Take care of the divorce, then turn and look forward without looking back. Take care of yourself. There's a whole world of available, sincere, loving men who will value you and return your love, respect, and commitment.
  21. No one can ever question Roger Kimball's scholarship. This is a quick, punchy read. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Who or what are 'the Palestinians?' It's so cute when politicians like AOC and Rashida Tlaib, to say nothing of hysteric undergraduates and ill-informed lefties across the country, complain that Israel is an "apartheid state" that is illegitimately "occupying" the land West of the Jordan River [...] https://thespectator.com/topic/palestinians-plo-yasser-arafat-soviets/
  22. This needs readin'. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What I Saw When I Guarded the Border with Gaza Jacob Katz is a 25-year-old former IDF soldier from Florida who returned to Israel this week. Here, he tells of his time with the IDF from 2018 to 2019, where he patrolled the Gaza border at the same spot where Hamas terrorists bulldozed the fence and invaded Israel on October 7. [...] https://www.thefp.com/p/what-i-saw-when-i-guarded-the-gaza-border
  23. At least DeSantis is showing good sense. Haley can take a long walk off a short pier. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ DeSantis Draws Red Line on Gaza Refugees, GOP Field Follows Suit [...] DeSantis reiterated his red line on refugees during an interview with “Face the Nation,” telling Margaret Brennan of CBS that “those Gaza refugees, Palestinian Arabs, should go to Arab countries. The U.S. should not be absorbing any of those.” And he reiterated his warning that, while “not everyone is a member of Hamas,” the culture in Gaza is so “toxic” that welcoming large numbers of refugees “would increase antisemitism” and “anti-Americanism” in the United States. Haley rejected that broad characterization during a CNN interview Sunday, telling Jake Tapper that a large portion of Palestinians bristle under Hamas in Gaza. “There are so many of these people who want to be free from this terrorist rule. They want to be free from all of that,” she said before adding that Americans have always been sympathetic to the idea “that you can separate civilians from terrorists.” [...] https://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2023/10/17/desantis_draws_red_line_on_gaza_refugees_gop_field_follows_suit__149912.html
  24. Needs to hit 40%. When it does, needs to hit 50% instead. Etc. (Fauci-type reasoning)
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