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  1. Duplicate thread is closed in favor of existing one in Thailand regional forum (unanswered over the weekend, but people will be along to reply). Sadly, this is often the procedure. Contact the personnel again to see what can be done regarding account-lock from checking often.
  2. TSA has probably seen hundreds of similar passengers. If you can get a doctor's letter, you should, but you may not need to show it.
  3. 1. Do you have screws or pins in your wrist? Consider taking a letter from your doctor's office. 2. Yes.
  4. This story more than makes up for so much bad news in the world. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ World record rubber duck washes ashore 18 years later: 'We got a bit excited' They quacked the case of The Missing Toy Duck. A rubber duck that escaped a failed world record attempt nearly 18 years ago in Ireland has been found by a Scottish teen more than 400 miles away, SWNS reports. [...] https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/world-record-rubber-duck-washes-004415474.html
  5. If you meant "administration," you're infected with NB Disease and should be inoculated (2 basic doses plus infinite boosters). If you meant "admiration of those foreign places," you're forgiven.
  6. It's a name on a sheepskin, that's all. Complete waste, unless employers like fancy "wrapping paper." If I were president, I'd find a way to cancel all Federal grants to most of these places, plus Federal student loans. Let these arrogant hellholes fund scholarships with use of their billion-dollar endowments.
  7. Except for its effect on Elon Musk, who is largely one of the good guys, I personally don't care if every electric-car company or division goes under.
  8. 1. Plagiarism, si man!!! 2. Impersonating a superior primate!!!
  9. Good grief -- such incompetence on their parts. Let us know when anything happens.
  10. Perhaps she should return to opulence and comfort in Somalia.
  11. House Votes To Protect Every Country Not Named The United States WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a landmark bipartisan vote, the U.S. House of Representatives has voted to protect every country in the entire world, as long as that country isn't named the United States. "Huzzah! We've done it!" exclaimed Democrats and Republicans as they tearfully hugged each other. "Every single nation on the planet can enjoy the total protection of the United States military! Except the United States. We didn't have time to add that to the bill. Maybe later." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/house-votes-to-protect-every-country-not-named-the-united-states
  12. Columbia University Rabbi Asks Jewish Students to Go Home and Not Return Amid Pro-Hamas Protests After another night of heated anti-Israel protests on Columbia University's campus in New York, a prominent rabbi at the school has instructed Jewish students to go home and not return. On Sunday morning, Rabbi Elie Buechler addressed Jewish students in a message on WhatsApp, writing: [...] https://redstate.com/brutalbrittany/2024/04/21/columbia-university-rabbi-asks-jewish-students-to-go-home-not-return-amid-anti-israel-protests-n2173108
  13. It was certainly news to the Iranians. Good that something "not new" could be that effective. Imagine what the newest could do...
  14. 99% of all lawyers give the rest a bad name.
  15. This is crucial information above. Go atop any VJ page to "Office Reviews & Info" and read reviews about Abu Dhabi. Witness statements mean next to nothing. Check your chats to see that you don't refer to yourselves in fun as "husband/wife." Bear in mind that the consulate can refuse to review evidence that you bring.
  16. Thrilling Sunday report, see man: Did not leave the casa*, optimal Sunday man. *Mama T-B. agreed to no visit in view of Mini-B.'s early departure, agree senior she man Conquered Many (2+1) laundry loads, always traumatic man. Put newly warshed sheets from Friday's ES on bed, value confirmed man. Dished/de-dished the warsher twice, should've dished it during week man. Lunch for Mini-B. was onecan S+Ms, ingest wee man. Lunch for us was onecan Aldi chili, ingest we man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. wanted to show up at Many p.m., typical man. We beefed, and she + Rojo + daughters showed up at half-of-half past 2, better man. They were going to look at casas to buy, sigh man. Mini-B. was quite negative about this, waste of time to wee man man. We learned later that ex-Mrs.-T-B. dropped him at her casa before everyone else proceeded, si man. A siesta was taken and AFV was watched, si man. Miu sat on our lap during late TV news, lap-miu man. Miu misses Big Bruddah already, as does Daddy man. Based on little things that Mini-B. said during Two Guys week, we suspect that he prefers being with us, Two Guys man. Din-din was the remaining leftover sausage from the block party, ingest we man. Party with the rubias currently in full Cavort mode, uninhibited we man. Addendum, see additionally man: Ex-Mrs.-T-B. just sent plane itinerary for Ecu, see we man. They're gone from July Many'th ([2x2x2x2 -1]th) to August Many'th ([2+2+1]th), gee man. This misses Daddy's birthday, thanks man. This returns Mini-B. just Many (2+1) -- si man, just Many (2+1) -- days before skool starts, man. He will be completely exhausted and not with enough time to recalibrate, si and no man. Where is ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s head, huh man?! The Rojo is going for just one week, understandable man.
  17. Important Addendum to Thrilling Saturday non-GS/ES report, see additionally man: One of our stops was at Favorite Small Thrift Shop, hadn't been in a while man. The take, see man: -- seemingly lightly worn Levi's jean shorts = $1, steal man -- seemingly unworn Levi's jeans = $1, steal man Total = $2, financially savvy we man
  18. It is still Sunday, which means there's still time to present our eagerly awaited Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ GOOD MANNERS While walking downtown, Mother and Junior paused to look at the display window of a dentist. "Gee, Mom," said Junior, pointing, "If I ever have to wear false teeth, that's the set I'd like." "Hush, Junior!" said Mom. "Haven't I told you it's bad manners to pick your teeth in public?"
  19. A man telephoned a pet shop and said, "I want to place an order for Many,000 cockroaches, si man." "What in the world do you want with that many cockroaches, huh man?" asked the clerk. "Well, I'm moving tomorrow, see man, and my lease says that I must leave the premises in exactly the same condition in which I found them, si man."
  20. Turtle jokes, see man: • Why did the turtle sleep all day, huh man? It was noc-turtle, hee hee man. • What do you call a flying turtle, huh man? A shellicopter, hee hee man. • What happens when you cross a pig with a tortoise, huh man? You end up with a slowpork, hee hee man. • Where do you send turtles who commit crimes, huh man? To the shell block, hee hee man. • What did the turtle do when he won the race, huh man? He shellebrated, hee hee man. • What's a turtle's favorite game, huh man? Beakaboo, hee hee man. What do you call a turtle with diarrhea, huh man? A turdle, hee hee man. A turtle strolled into a restaurant for a light lunch and decided on the soup, si man. The server said to him, "I'm sorry, sir, but we don't serve a turtle soup in this restaurant, no man."
  21. Anything is easier than climbing stairs*, si and man! *conceived by Satan himself, oh our body man
  22. If you were using P-Math as you should, D ma'am, the answer would be "Many" and you'd never lose count, no man! Bad P-Math-impaired Ontarklar! Bad, BAD P-Math-impaired, P-MATH-IMPAIRED Ontarklar! Obviously you have Many, si and see and D ma'am! It is never enough, no man! You buckle down and report even more, si D ma'am! Delinquent Ontarklar! Delinquent, DELINQUENT Ontarklar! Cigars are cheaper, si man. You do your domestic duties right now, young lady man! Bad domestically delinquent Ontarklar! Bad, BAD domestically delinquent DOMESTICALLY DELINQUENT Ontarklar! Size of mammoth critter precised, si and see and D ma'am. You get everything done not only today, but this minute, si D ma'am! Indolent nonworking Ontarklar! Indolent, INDOLENT nonworking NONWORKING Ontarklar!
  23. 1. n00b, si man 2. see #1, see man Many. LPoP and unread, no see man.
  24. Illegal Immigrants Find Creative Ways to Cross Over the Border in Arizona Illegal immigrants have found new creative ways to cross over the U.S.-Mexico border after several state leaders installed barriers as a way to curb the flow of migration into the country. The Tuscon Sector Border Patrol agents revealed that illegal immigrants built a makeshift ramp to drive over the southern border of the U.S. in Arizona. [...] https://townhall.com/tipsheet/saraharnold/2024/04/19/illegal-immigrants-find-creative-ways-to-cross-over-the-border-in-arizona-n2638039
  25. Wow! Your reaction to this? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Kennedy Family Is Pretty Damn Gross and Still Joe Biden Is Worse [...] In a video that sounds like it was recorded at a party, featuring proof that inherited wealth is not the key to good dental work or attractive genetics, a group of unaccomplished narcissists announced they endorse a man who is accused of rape by a former staffer and of showering with his daughter when she was so old it aided her spiraling into drug addiction. If it sounds like a bad sitcom, that’s only because it nearly is. [...] https://townhall.com/columnists/derekhunter/2024/04/21/the-kennedy-family-is-pretty-damn-gross-and-still-joe-biden-is-worse-n2638066
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