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Thrilling rest-of-Wednesday report, see man: We somewhat siesta'd after the a.m. debacle, somewhat zzz we man. We didn't do much until Many p.m., slothful we man. Ran very local errands, errand we man. Breakfast/lunch/din-din (at Many [2+2] p.m.) was MTG, ingest we man. Then got on Mama T-B.'s computer for first time in ~1 week, finally man. Some of our tasks necessitated 2-stage verification, verify we man man. Mama T-B. got upset when codes started arriving by text, upset senior she man man. "What's all this, huh man?" quoth senior she man man. "Part of what you've been pestering us to do, si man!" quoth we man. "Well, next time do it during daylight hours, si man!" aysheeped senior she man man. (Note that it was at least an hour before sunset, see man.) Mini-B. returned from non-Two Guys eve, return wee man man. Movie night was one Better Call Saul episode, watch Two Guys man. Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. This tallies to Many (2x2x2 +1) for the week, one more for quota man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. Must visit Mama T-B. on Thursday, visit we man senior she man man. Must compile GS/ES itinerary, itinerary we man. And that was/is our thrilling Wednesday, report we man.

Not just a clown, but a criminal. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Jay Jones Is Now Under Criminal Investigation With less than two weeks until Election Day, Jay Jones, Virginia's Democratic nominee for attorney general, has a brand new scandal to juggle. Jones, who already made national headlines for texting violent fantasies about murdering a Republican politician and his children, now faces criminal investigation over his community service arrangement following a 2022 reckless driving conviction. And this guy wants to be the state's top law enforcement officer? [...] https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2025/10/22/jay-jones-is-now-under-criminal-investigation-n4945155

Mrs. T-B.'s went out pretty quickly. As I recall, she passed the questioning on the day before the December oath ceremony, and she was invited for January. Don't know whether or how things might have changed since 2013.

Finally, something more than a "strongly worded letter." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ House Republicans refer Obama CIA Director John Brennan for criminal prosecution WASHINGTON − Republicans on the House Judiciary Committee on Oct. 21 referred former CIA Director John Brennan to the Justice Department for criminal prosecution, alleging Brennan made false statements in his 2023 testimony before Congress about the Trump-Russia investigation. "John Brennan lied to Congress," Committee Chairman Rep. Jim Jordan, R-Ohio, said in a post on X in reference to the President Barack Obama appointee. "Today, we referred him to the Department of Justice for criminal prosecution." [...] https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2025/10/21/house-gop-refers-john-brennan-to-doj/86820883007/

Congratulations! You've accomplished a lot in a short time -- nice. Perhaps you'll agree that a small-yet-satisfying part of the whole thing is filling in the last box in your VJ timeline.

It will happen. Keep the faith.

Thread is shifted from the CR-1 Case Progress subforum to the CR-1 Process forum.

An elegant, in-your-face rebuttal to bad, arrogant Democrat "logic" to help them prevent their own suicide. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In Defense of Curtis Sliwa: Don't Ask Republicans to Bail out Democrats New polling showing that former Governor Andrew Cuomo has cut slightly into socialist Zohran Mamdani's lead in the race for New York City mayor has led to a flurry of calls from both sides of the aisle this week for Republican candidate Curtis Sliwa to drop out of the race. But Republicans shouldn't be asked to surrender to clean up Democrats' messes. [...] https://amac.us/newsline/politics/in-defense-of-curtis-sliwa-dont-ask-republicans-to-bail-out-democrats/

All jokes must be upvoted to ensure optimal outcomes!

Congratulations!

I agree with OldUser, and I too thank you for the informative update.

Welcome to the forum! Be sure to post an account of your experiences.

Welcome to the forum! This. Complete disclosure never hurts. USCIS and other agencies thrive on the truth.

It was the largest protest in US history. It was also embarrassingly irrelevant [...] "No Kings" has no obvious leaders, no coherent political programme or action plan, no clearly defined next steps, and not even a hint of another date for a third such demonstration. Apart from a disdain for Trump and personal endorsements by some Democratic leaders, it has no discernible ideology, no community, and little else that could define it as a movement. [...] https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/largest-protest-us-history-embarrassingly-213716497.html

Is France a fifth-world country yet? Article doesn't say whether the asylum guy was, uh, Amish. I think that a "none in, all out" policy makes more sense.

Rant, see and man: Mini-B.'s skoolbus never showed up, no man. We had to chauffeur him to skool, gridlocked traffic and infuriatingly long red lights man. He was barely Many minutes late, man. It took even longer to return to the casa consequent to gridlock, man. We discovered that Mini-B. had shut miu in his bathroom, we and poor miu man. We wrote a restrained e-mail to the Attendance office, restrained man. If they penalize him for this, we will go aysheep, man. Meanwhile, we will siesta now, zzz we man.

Our jokes have been so successful recently that we deserve Wednesday's Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke: =========================================== THE TWO REDNECKS AND THEIR PRIZES Bubba and Billy Bob, two rednecks, were known for being quite a bit below the average intelligence in Arkansas. One day, in their local Walmart, they decided to try their luck in the weekly charity raffle. They each bought five tickets for a dollar each. The next week, when the raffle was drawn, each had won a prize. Billy Bob won first place -- a year's supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce and extra-long spaghetti. Bubba won sixth prize -- a toilet brush. A week later, when the men met back at Walmart. Bubba asked Billy Bob how he liked his prize. Billy Bob replied, "Great! I love spaghetti!" Billy Bob asked Bubba, "How about you? How's the toilet brush?" "Not so good," replied Bubba. "I reckon I'm gonna switch back to paper."

What do you think of this? I think that the airline or stewardess should have been heavily liable. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Fate of Flight Attendant Who Accused Army Vet of Trafficking His Daughter Is Now With Virginia's Supreme Court I've yet to read about a U.S. sex trafficking prosecution in which perpetrators took young victims on commercial airline flights, let alone one in which this crime was thwarted by vigilant airline staff. But I have encountered multiple cases in which innocent parents or partners of people on a flight have been senselessly mistaken for human traffickers and had police called on them by flight staff. That's what happened to Nicholas Cupp, a father and U.S. Army veteran who was flying with his 13-year-old daughter and other family members in December 2019. On a Delta Air Lines flight from Atlanta, Georgia, to Newport News, Virginia, the teenage girl began to cry when the plane hit some turbulence. Cupp comforted his daughter—and in so doing, somehow raised the suspicions of flight attendant Cheryl Thomas. Thomas concluded from observing this interaction that Cupp could be trafficking and sexually abusing the girl. [...] https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/fate-flight-attendant-accused-army-161557575.html

This is some internal-checkpoint story. This clown is hosed. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cuban national arrested after Border Patrol finds 19 people hidden in box truck A Cuban truck driver was arrested Friday morning after Border Patrol agents discovered 19 people concealed within a false wall inside a refrigerated trailer. Juan Manuel Sifontes-Sinales was charged with bringing in and harboring people illegally present in the United States after agents were investigating his legal status in the country, according to a criminal complaint. At about 3:35 a.m. on that day, agents at the checkpoint near Sarita encountered Sifontes-Sinales driving a white 2012 Freightlinger Box Truck. When agents asked if he was a U.S. citizen, Sifontes-Sinales handed them a Texas Driver's License and Employment Authorization Card that indicated he was a citizen of Cuba. [...] https://myrgv.com/local-news/2025/10/20/cuban-national-arrested-after-border-patrol-finds-19-people-hidden-in-box-truck/

Yee-HAAAAA! [Note to T-B.'s self: Jokes worked again... jokes worked again... ]

Welcome to the forum and to the waiting game. Be patient, because it will happen.

Congratulations! I'm guessing December, unless you're invited for November.

Wonderful! So happy for you.

Thread is moved from the K-1 Case Progress subforum to the "Moving to the US" forum, where similar topics are discussed.