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Thrilling Wednesday report, see man: Bad weather was forecast for mid- or late morning, girlw man. It struck mid-morning, wind and monsoon man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. had already set out for her office, empresaria ex-she man man. Ex-she man called/texted us Many00 times to ask if we would take Mini-B. to our casa, si man. Ex-she man was quite aysheep with worry about the weather, si man. We therefore agreed, si man. Mini-B. hadn't showered yet, no man. We waited, then went into the monsoon in the T-B.-mobile, si man. We were sitting in ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s driveway when ex-she man called/texted again, si man. "I'm turning around and coming back, si man," said ex-she man to we man man. We used this seemingly fruitless trip to continue to BK, si man. Lunch was BK drive-through WUOC, ingest financially savvy we man. After this (at noon), a siesta was taken, zzz we man. When we awoke, the sun was out, bye monsoon man. We ran a couple of errands, si man. Soon thereafter, we retrieved Mini-B. for Two Guys eve, Two Guys man. We went to Subway, sick of BK already we man. Mini-B. stayed in the T-B.-mobile while I went in to order, si man. We saw the young Cubana workerette in there, si man. We decided to practice our Spanish with her, si man. We did rather well but for forgetting the word for "pickles," man. The other workerette (bilingual) had been eavesdropping and said, "You're getting there, si man," si man. We said, "Our head hurts from all this Spanish, ouch man," si and ouch man. Din-din was obviously Subway*, ingest Two Guys man. *WUOC, financially savvy we man Movie night included Many episodes of Everyone Hates Chris, watch Two Guys man. Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. Miu, who has been beastly bored all week, zzz'd through Mini-B.'s visit, miu man. Of course, when we returned alone, miu re-demanded attention, man. Party with the rubias later, cavort we man. Have begun compiling this weekend's GS/ES itinerary, prepared we man. And this was/is our Wednesday, report we man.

A Manyple-killer, si and sigh Y ma'am. We simply do not fly if tickets are too expensive, no and si man. ECG = electrocardiogram, si D ma'am, but the E is next to the W on the keyboard, excused D ma'am. And gracias for the thoughts, si ma'am.

= Fix Or Repair Daily = Found On Roadside Dead

Bless all of those dudes.

How timely is Wednesday -- the opportunity for our Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke: ============================================================= POLICE SOLVE CASE OF THE MISSING BACON (TRUE REPORT) A Grand Rapids resident told police last week that someone had entered his home during the night and taken 5 pounds of bacon from the refrigerator. Upon further investigation, police discovered that his wife had gotten up for a late-night snack, but was afraid to admit it.

Confused WNBA Player Asks What This Huge Crowd Of People Is Doing At Game WASHINGTON, DC — On-court sources at the recent WNBA game between the Washington Mystics and the Indiana Fever say that the players were shocked to see such a large group of fans watching the game. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/confused-wnba-player-asks-what-this-huge-crowd-of-people-is-doing-at-game

White House Claims Your Inability To Afford Groceries Is Misinformation WASHINGTON, D.C. — As American families continued to struggle to make ends meet amid record inflation, the White House claimed that your inability to afford groceries was actually misinformation. The Biden administration made the startling accusation that there is no inflation and that food has never been more affordable, and anyone having trouble providing for their own basic needs is simply dealing in disinformation and fake news. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-claims-your-inability-to-afford-groceries-is-misinformation

Democrats Call For Removal Of Nelson Mandela Statue In D.C. After Learning He Was A Convicted Felon WASHINGTON, D.C. — Democrats have called for the removal of a statue of anti-apartheid activist and freedom fighter Nelson Mandela after learning the man was also a convicted felon. Calls for the removal grew louder after many noted the eerie similarity to Donald Trump, who is also a convicted felon. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-call-for-removal-of-nelson-mandela-statue-in-dc-after-learning-he-was-a-convicted-felon

Sad addenda, see man: Tuesday was the Many'th (2+2th) anniversary of the euthanization of Miu T-B. #2, sigh and bye to miu #2 man. We learned today that WCG's wife miscarried, sigh man.

Joe and Jill Biden Send a Message to Hunter's Jury [...] Here's the thing - Hunter's parents are trying to sway the jury. Bold opinion? bI don't think so. bJoe Biden had a hush-hush meeting with Hunter's former girlfriend, the widow of his brother, Beau, last week. Allegedly Demented Joe visited her because the anniversary of Beau's death was coming up. That was the story when he was caught. Never mind that the president has not visited her in previous years. He just happened to when she is scheduled to be a witness in Hunter's trial. She allegedly tossed his handgun in the trash behind a restaurant near a school. Old Joe is said to be committed to speaking with Hunter each day, perhaps several times a day, as the trial goes forth. First Lady Jill was in the courtroom on Monday. So was his sister, Ashley. Other family members were reported to be there, too. [...] https://hotair.com/karen-townsend/2024/06/04/joe-and-jill-biden-send-a-message-to-hunters-jury-n3789567

This short piece is extremely well-written. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The aristocrats who martyred Trump: America's elites aren't as smart as they imagine [...] In the present case, however, such tactics may backfire. It is remarkable to note how much of Trump's popularity is a function of the intemperance of his enemies. [...] https://unherd.com/2024/06/the-aristocrats-who-martyred-trump/

Scintillating Tuesday repartee, yawn man. ----- Thrilling Tuesday report, see man: We had several errands, run them we man. Beforehand, lunch was onecan of Progreso (light) chicken noodle soup*, ingest we man. *probably bought at a long-ago ES, financially savvy we man Went first to favorite small thrift shop, visit we man. Donated an item and donated accumulated plastic bags, always appreciated man. Found Haggar dress slacks at half-price, under $Many man. Went second to metal-reclamation place, bring "brass" lamp we man. "Brass" lamp turned out to be magnetic metal, don't take it there man. This was bought at the recent online ES auction, we man. However, it cost us only $Many, and we can either keep it or (more likely) donate it, si man. Went Many'rd to favorite big thrift shop on discount day, visit we man. Very disappointed in selection & prices of Mini-B. pants, what's up with that man. Got Mini-B. 2 pants, 2 shirts, & 2 underwear, can't leave empty-handed man. Got ourself 2 pants & at least one underwear, at least there was that man. With discount, we saved $Many ($2x2x2x2), financially savvy we man. Went Many'th to Costco Business Center, visit we man. Went for 2 items and left with Many (2+2+1), oh well man. Mam ma'am really needs to visit, si man and mam ma'am man. We can coordinate a mutual visit, party time man. They're open Mon-Sat from Many (2+2+2+1) a.m. till Many (2+2+2) p.m., si man. They're open Sun from Many (2x2x2) a.m. till Many (2+2) p.m., si man. Bring Mr. mam ma'am man, see Mr. Mam ma'am man we man, si mam ma'am**. **we have a headache after this sentence, ouch man Returned quite sweatily to casa to demanding miu, Treat and Lunch me now Daddy man. Serviced demanding miu, got stuff refrigerated just in time, and showered, Texas weather Many man. Din-din was 2 ham sandwiches, indict them and ingest we man. A nice siesta was taken thereafter, zzz we man. Thanks to Ontarklar, we are zeroing in on a new and working miu-box, road trip man. Meanwhile, our current one is sitting there as though it were a scoop box, manual we man. Mini-B. just called, wee man call we man man. He and 2 amigos were supposed to go to the mall today, Many Wee Men man. However, they got confused as to the date, see man: Mini-B. told them on Saturday, "Next Tuesday, we go to the mall, see man," man. Amigos thought that this meant Tuesday next week, man. Furthermore, Mini-B. thinks that he & they will be dropped at the mall unsupervised, dream on man. We will come to a firm agreement with ex-Mrs.-T-B. about this, no way in Hades man. We hope that ex-she man will handle all this, like herding cats man. We would have several major coronary events if we were in charge, man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B., the Rojo, daughters-of-Rojo, and Mini-B. drive to Oklahoma on Thursday, road trip man. They're going to visit the Rojo's parents, how come man. Mini-B. is utterly thrilled about this, prefer to vegetate playing video games wee man man. Therefore, Wednesday will be Two Guys Eve, Two Guys man. Party with the rubias later, cavort we man. And this was/is our Tuesday, report we man.

The BB scores again!

Didn't Petulant Clark sing "Downtown" and "I Know a Place"?

During the next armed conflict, they'll all curl up into little balls and beg to survive. Do they do Chinese cooking?

You can also start more consistently trying to retain/regain Rhododendron status.

A recent post has been split from this old thread, which is now locked.

The above was split from an old thread in the ROC forum.

Yee-HAAAAA! [Note to T-B.'s self: Jokes worked again... jokes worked again... ]

Ultimately, you can't be responsible for the attitudes of other people. Almost everything happens for a larger reason. Tell yourself that once you're through this, things will end up surprisingly better. Meanwhile, violent physical exercise can be cathartic.

Save that for divorce court.

Thread is moved from General Immigration Discussion to the US Citizenship main forum.

You may be in big trouble if you file the petition now. Wait until after one (or two, or more) additional visits.

Gorilla Mother Constantly Reminding Children To Slouch SAN DIEGO—Trying to get her children's attention as they played with their friends, a visibly frustrated local gorilla mother reportedly spent Monday constantly reminding her children to slouch. "How many times do I have to tell you to stand crooked?" said mother of four April Grunt [...] https://www.theonion.com/gorilla-mother-constantly-reminding-children-to-slouch-1851515892

Other Things Nikki Haley Wrote On Israeli Missiles Nikki Haley recently came under fire for a photo that has surfaced from her trip to Israel in which she can be seen writing the words "Finish them! America ❤️ Israel" on an artillery shell. Here are other things the former South Carolina governor and former presidential candidate wrote on Israeli missiles. [...] https://www.theonion.com/doj-sues-live-nation-for-ticketmaster-monopoly-1851500145