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  1. Punching walls with your elbows causes less damage (to yourself) than does punching them with your fists.
  2. Thrilling Monday-on-Tuesday report, see man: We were dead to the world until aroused by massive whirring/whining, jolted we man. Chinese dude two casas down mows his lawn with a weed-whacker, not lawnmower, don't know why man. He began at Many (2+2+2+1) -- si man, Many (2+2+2+1) -- a.m., si and and and man. Guy has been here for years but speaks no English, si and no man. Steveklar, if here, might peg him as being from Fujian Province, remember this long-timers man. We felt like garbage for most of the morning, HSM helped somewhat man. Brushed demanding miu twice, brush miu we man. Got to Mama T-B.'s old casa at half-past noon, drag we man. Free lunch was pork stir-fry, snow peas, Many-bean ([2+1]-bean) salad, & sugar-free ice cream, ingest we man. Spent much time doing final out-clearing of desk slated for sale, out-clear we man. Spent even more time finding the blouses/pants that Mama T-B. wanted us to de-closet, unsure of reasoning we man. Someone texted to ask about the vintage mirror-dresser, text he man we man man. We then spent considerable time out-clearing that, amazing contents man. Mama T-B. had nearly Many00 (Many00 - [2x2x2 +2]) unopened packs of, see man: -- pantyhose, si man -- knee-highs, si man -- footlets, si man -- other such, si man Many/most of these were NIP from Many Manycades ago, unbelievably low prices back then man. We presume that if anyone wears this stuff now, the products should still be good, presume we man. We aggregated these for donation, who cares if they're later thrown out man. Young couple showed up separately but simultaneously, very nice and fizzicly fit pair man. Their older son (Many [2+2+2] years old) just moved into a big-boy room, awww man. Husband expertly disassembled mirror from dresser, proficient he man. Wife left to withdraw $ from bank, just down the street man. Husband removed handles from flatbed dolly so dresser could fit on it, proficient he man. Wife carried mirror, strong she man. They expertly loaded the stuff in his pickup truck, obviously done this before man. Each could put one leg up on truck tailgate and step up from there, amazing strength/flexibility man. Conversely, we can barely raise either leg to take stairs, ow ow ow OW OW man. They paid and thanked us, and we were both gratified and amazed at the rapidity and ease of sale, si man. We reported this to Mama T-B., report we man. We were afraid of her potential reaction, like the one of grief for the cedar chest man. Mama T-B. asked our sales price ($Many00), and said the following, see man: "I didn't think that you could get that much for it, no man," si man. We didn't even need to emphasize that a little wee man would enjoy her furniture for years, no man. We have a small sale of a small desk + 2 folding chairs pending for Tuesday, pend sale man. This, like the dresser, was from NextDoor, si man. At half-past Many (2+2+2) p.m., we left, still more to do man. Din-din was from Subway*, ingest we man. *WUOC + gift card, financially savvy we man Ministered to demanding miu before consuming din-din, man. Debated showering but decided on a siesta instead, much-needed zzz we man. Curbsided the recycling and dished/de-dished the warsher, domestic we man. No further NextDoor interest, sigh man. Spent much time posting listings on Craigslist, leave no stone unturned we man. The system overloaded during our very last listing, nearly 2 Manyzen man. We'd barely gotten the last one posted when an eager inquiry came in, wow man. Someone else inquired without follow-up about our largest item, bookcase-atop-storage-cabinets man. We hope to get this stuff out-cleared promptly, hope we man. Brushed miu a Many'rd time and had rousing game of "catch the dangly-pole," interactive miu man. We expect to be awakened by texts, in advance but necessary we man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. Must make a donation run on Tuesday, empty the T-B.-mobile we man. And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.
  3. Road trip, si mam ma'am! We can meet up, si mam ma'am. At least that, si and sigh mam ma'am. In/out time precised, si and see and mam ma'am. That depends on the definition of Many, oj tak.
  4. This sounds positive indeed. Fingers strongly crossed for you. Of course, report back.
  5. Then it's time to involve your Congressman or U.S. Senator's office. Try your Congressman first. Go to his/her official website and find the "release form" that permits them to inquire/intervene on your behalf. If you have trouble finding it or completing it, call the Congressman's office (probably in Washington, DC) and ask for the Immigration Liaison. Let us know what happens -- we care.
  6. DNI Tulsi Gabbard: Obama Orchestrated A "Treasonous Conspiracy... Yearslong Coup" Against Trump Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard told FNC's "Sunday Morning Futures" with Maria Bartiromo that recently released documents implicate President Obama in a "treasonous conspiracy" to fabricate evidence for a Trump-Russia conspiracy, during and after the 2016 election. She says more whistleblowers and documents are coming to provide more evidence and says the Justice Department will be considering charges on those involved, including FISA judges, John Brennan, James Clapper, and others inside the so-called "deep state." She also suggests special counsels Robert Mueller and John Durham knowingly ignored this evidence. Gabbard says it is now up to Attorney General Pam Bondi and FBI Director Kash Patel to act and that the future of American democracy could hang in the balance. [...] https://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2025/07/20/dni_gabbard_obama_orchestrated_a_treasonous_conspiracy_yearslong_coup_against_trump.html
  7. But will chickens roost? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ DNI Tulsi Gabbard Releases Declassified Info on Russiagate I will have a lot more to say on this—and have been working on a few pieces related to this historic scandal—but I wanted to immediately share the report released today by Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard that proves once and for all that President Barack Obama orchestrated the yes, coup, against the incoming president of the United States. "These documents detail a treasonous conspiracy by officials at the highest levels of the Obama White House to subvert the will of the American people and try to usurp the President from fulfilling his mandate," Gabbard wrote on X. (Her full thread can be found here.) Not only do the documents demonstrate the intelligence community did not believe Russia could (before) or did (after) interfere in the 2016 presidential election, Gabbard's report disclosed an important 24-hour period where ex-FBI Director James Comey suddenly parted ways with his intel colleagues who at the time were preparing a president's daily brief indicating the Russians did not meddle in the election. [...] https://www.declassified.live/p/dni-tulsi-gabbard-releases-declassified
  8. It's still Sunday in some time zones, so here in greatest haste is our Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke: =========================================== BAD (OR GOOD) ONES You're not completely useless... you can always serve as a bad example. I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear. I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I'm OK. I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him run faster. If anything, it made him more sluggish. Why should you never marry a tennis player? Because Love means Nothing to them. I told my wife that she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort. Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about that. My grandfather has the heart of a lion... and a lifetime ban from the zoo. You don't need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving TWICE.
  9. Scintillating Sunday repartee, yawn man. ----- Thrilling Sunday report, see man: This was almost a normal Sunday, mirabile dictu man. We zzz'd for Many hours, imagine that man. Breakfast was 2 hard-boiled eggs, ingest we man. Decided to do our normal Sunday routine, 2 LLs conquered man. Finally posted fotos of Mama T-B.'s furniture on NextDoor, some interest but no buyers yet man. Lunch was Re-Modified* Tuna Glop, ingest we man. *cream of chicken instead of cream of 'shroom soup, substitute we man. Siesta'd (!!?) afterward, much-needed zzz for we man man. Went to Mama T-B.'s old casa at around Many (2+2+2) p.m., finally go we man. Out-cleaned a drawer in a desk that had drawn NextDoor inquiries, tidy we man. Took fotos of absolutely everything else for sale, lamps decorations warsher/dryer man. Took a bag of stuff for ex-Mrs.-T-B., drop at empty casa on our way to our casa man. Reconfirmed with Receptionist what was still for sale, reconfirm we man with she man man. Left after about 2 hours, reasonable accomplishment man. Din-din was 2 ham sandwiches, ingest we man. Miu then wanted to play, rousing game of "catch the dangly-pole" man. This was the first non-two-shower day for us in forever, amazing man. Party with the rubias tonight, finally cavort we man man. Unsure what will occur on Monday, depends on interest in furniture man. Probably will tackle Mama T-B.'s clothes, clothes-horse senior she man man. We are debating whether to take any to Plato's Closet for potential resale, unsure we man. (We should have done this with Mama T-B.'s purses, man!) We suspect that we wouldn't make enough to make the labor/travel worthwhile, who knows man. On the other hand, nothing ventured nothing gained, there's that too man. Also unsure of when and how to schedule movers, depends on furniture sales man. Anyone with ideas is welcome to offer them, si man. And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, report we man.
  10. Welcome to posting in the forum! Your thread is shifted from the K-1 Process forum to the K-1 Case Progress subforum. The consulates have the power to, and usually do, extend petition validity in 4-month increments for up to a year. This should not be your problem, and it almost certainly won't be. This information is accurate. Put your beneficiary's "A" number in the Subject line of the e-mail that you should write to let the consulate know about the tardy status of your petition. See here: https://www.visajourney.com/consulates/index.php?ctry=Indonesia&cty=Jakarta This information is under the "Office Reviews & Info" dropdown, atop every VisaJourney page. --- Keep us closely informed about how things are going. Best of luck and all due speed.
  11. Scintillating Saturday repartee, yawn man. Thrilling Saturday-on-Sunday non-ES report, see man: We got ES-ing before Many (2x2x2 +2+1) a.m., OK given our route man. We kept getting messages that our T-B.-mobile remote's battery was low, get the message we man. Stopped at dealership parts department, proximal man. Parts dude gave us a battery free and showed us how to replace it, tricky man. Just got to Mama T-B.'s place in time for free lunch, last one served man. We consumed beef lasagna (praise be to the Great Sky-Chimp), peas, garlic bread, and sugar-free (?) chocolate cake, ingest we man. We had big plans for up-cleaning, plan big we man. Just then, Mama T-B. called, distressed senior she man man. She asked if we could come help her with her pills and other stuff, right then man. We helped Mama T-B. with pills and with general organization, neat-freak senior she man man. We apparently fell asleep after finishing the pills, chin-on-chest zzz we man. Mama T-B. then beefed about many issues, not too exaggerated man. We were there for nearly Many hours, till half-past Many (2+2+1) p.m. man. We internally despaired regarding accomplishing anything, sigh we man. Mama T-B. gave us 2 soiled dusters to warsh, good weekend timing man. Returned to casa, feed miu and preemptively turn on lights for late-night return we man. Retrieved din-din from BK*, ingest we man. *WUOC, financially savvy we man Got back to Mama T-B.'s old casa, return like MacArthur we man. Consumed din-din, ingest we man. Out-cleaned all drawers of desk to be sold, big drawers already pretty much emptied man. The above-lap drawer was the challenge, good heavens above man. It contained such things as business cards from long-gone banks, repair receipts from old casa when Papa T-B. was alive, random scraps held together by too-small rusty paper clips, and things held by now-broken rubber bands that had melted onto what they'd been holding, man. We threw out Many% ([Many00% - 2%]) of everything, invoke name of Great Sky-Chimp in vain we man. We must now off-clean the top of the desk and see what's under the blotters, away-squirrel things Mama T-B. man. We then tackled the plastic double tray atop desk, loaded with stuff man. We found health records for Mama T-B. and Mini-B. from Many years ago, passé now man. We found half-of-half-yearly investment reports from Many years ago, passé now man. We must admit that everything was very neatly stacked, si and man. We took Many -- si man, Many -- sealed envelopes of this stuff down to the recycle bin, take we man. We then decided to make headway visibly, decide we man. We removed all Many wall-pictures, nearly Many00% of Papa T-B. man. We had one box big enough to hold them, at least a Manyzen small fotos left to pack man. Decided not to cart box of pictures down to T-B.-mobile, flatbed dolly deafening at too late an hour man. Took a bag of office supplies and a thick brown towel still with the straight-pinned "Key 1" KMart tag on it man. Made it to casa in time to assuage indignant miu and watch late TV news, assuage and watch we man. Laundered Mama T-B.'s dusters and new towel, Thread Laundress we man. We have never seen brown dryer-lint before, usually gray or mauve man. Boxed up 2 NWT plushies found deeply buried in Mama T-B.'s closet, box we man. These we will send to our Many-year-old ([2+2+1]-year-old) ex-nephew in Philadelphia, surprise wee man we man. There is a tiger with a German tag on it, and a rabbit that plays music, should be cute for wee man man. We have never met this ex-nephew, no man. He is the progeny of ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s #Many ([2+2+1th) sister, specifically man. These plushies are certainly Manycades older than he, convinced we man man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. We have far too much to do on Sunday to do our usual casa-hold chores, but do latter we must man. During laundry, we should probably post our sale furniture on NextDoor, sigh man. But we must download these fotos from our phone, always tedium man. And we lack fotos of lamps, warsher/dryer, and other stuff man. We're unsure that we can vacate that casa in Many (2x2x2 +2+1) days, unsure we man. And that was/is our thrilling Saturday-on-Sunday, report we man.
  12. Saturday ES report, see man: We indeed attended all Many (2+1) ESs, honorable we man. The first 2 ESs were ghastly, rightful duds man. The Many'rd ES yielded the take, see man: -- toucans Progresso soup, toucans tuna*, onecan early June peas*, toucans (nearly full) Foamy shaving-cream, half-a-Manyzen paper din-din plates = $2 + half a buck, steal man Total = $2 + half a buck *key ingredients of Tuna Glop, see and si and hee hee hee Bro G man
  13. UK Muslims Demand Voting Age Be Lowered To 13 So Their Wives Can Vote LONDON — In a protest to make the nation's democratic process more inclusive, Muslims in the United Kingdom marched to demand that the voting age be lowered to 13 so their wives would be able to vote. Following intense debate on the wisdom and necessity of lowering the voting age in the UK, lawmakers agreed that there could be a case to be made for making it legal for the child brides of the country's millions of Muslim residents to vote in elections. "Every wife in the UK should have the right to vote, even when they are children," said UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/uk-muslims-demand-voting-age-be-lowered-to-13-so-their-wives-can-vote
  14. Joe Biden States He Absolutely Would Have Approved All The Presidential Pardons If He Had Known About Them GREENVILLE, DE — In a rare public appearance after leaving office in January, former President Joe Biden stated that he absolutely would have approved all of his presidential pardons if he had known about them. In brief comments to reporters outside his Delaware home, Biden addressed persistent rumors that he knew nothing about the pardons he issued in the closing days and hours of his presidency, reiterating that he would have approved them if anyone had asked him. "Let me be clear, I was [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/joe-biden-states-he-absolutely-would-have-approved-all-the-presidential-pardons-if-he-had-known-about-them
  15. Biden's Teleprompter Assures Nation It Approved All Autopen Decisions WASHINGON, D.C. — Former President Joe Biden's teleprompter cleared up some recent controversy in a statement it released Monday, stating it personally approved of all the autopen pardons during the Biden presidency. "I personally and single-handedly approved every pardon signed by the autopen machine," The teleprompter said in yellow lettering across its screen. "As the acting president at the time, I had that authority." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/bidens-teleprompter-assures-nation-it-approved-all-autopen-decisions
  16. Finally! ~~~~~~~~ Adios NPR, PBS [...] NPR is a wolf in sheep's clothing. It enjoys the tax-exempt privileges of a 501(c)(3) organization, yet operates as a de facto mouthpiece for the Democratic Party and progressive ideology. Uri Berliner exposed just how deep the imbalance runs: NPR's D.C. editorial newsroom includes 87 registered Democrats and zero Republicans—a staggering disparity that makes "viewpoint diversity" nothing more than a myth. That arrogance has not gone unnoticed by the public. For example, a May 2024 DailyMail.com/TIPP poll showed that voters, by a wide margin, favored stripping National Public Radio of taxpayer funding due to concerns about political bias. Fully 44 percent said NPR should lose its government support, while only 26 percent wanted funding to continue, and 31 percent were unsure. [...] https://tippinsights.com/adios-npr-pbs/
  17. Thrilling Friday report, see man: We shall save these ESs + one more for Saturday, decide we man. Awoke unwillingly and kept slapping the tap-nap, infernal alarm man. Hip felt great after regular bedtime HSM, injection site sore no more man. Threatened rain all day, ominously cloudy in morning man. We decided to mow front lawn, in semi-drastic need thereof man. Two sweatbands were consumed, one job one recovery man. Miu enlapped herself as we off-cooled under ceiling fan, host we fluffy lap-miu man. Made bank deposit for Mama T-B. consequent to "selling her life" to antique-dealer, honest we man. Favorite long-time bank lady was there, hadn't seen her for a while man. We apprised her of Mama T-B.'s situation, upset and cry twice she man. We almost did the same once, upset we man too man. Bank lady will extend wishes to Mama T-B., count on it man. Free lunch (just made it man) was loaded baked potato with BBQ pulled pork, seafood chowder (yuck man), coleslaw (enh man), and same infernal sugar-free yellow muffin as has been frequent, yuck but ingest we man. Resumed up-cleaning, tedious man. Found yet more boxes of family fotos/memorabilia, lots of history man. Found 2 brand-new plushies, squirreled away by Mama T-B. man. We hope to send these to ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s youngest nephew/niece, only outlet for them man. Got call from building office, call they man we man man. Same couple as before wanted to buy more furniture, gluttonous they man. We agreed on sale of full bedframe with storage headboard, plus #2 office desk, $Many00 man. (We could/should have asked for more, we man.) Bed needs disassembling and desk needs off-clearing/out-cleaning, both big jobs man. Made donation run, almost didn't make it consequent to jammed traffic, man. Did get rid of the last (?) plastic-flower arrangements in vases/jugs, think we man. The #2 bathroom is completely out-cleared now, confirm we man. Free din-din was carved ham, spicy baked beans, & mac/cheese, ingest we man. With Many (2x2x2 +2+2+1) days left in July, we can ingest lunch freely for all but 2 of them, calculate we man. Returned and began clearing floor from desk to front door, ultimately necessary man. We compiled a box of stuff for ourself, chiefly toiletries & miscellany man. Compiled a box of stuff for ex-Mrs.-T-B., stuff she'll probably all use man. Aggregated the Many -- si man, Many -- boxes of family fotos/stuff, put intat in one place man. Got brutal about out-throwing still-useful items, various unused/lightly used bathroom items man. Started on a little more stuff for donation, not many small items left that the donation place will take man. Pending Mama T-B.'s decision about clothes, we should probably start on kitchen stuff next, think we man. The big things are the furniture & electronics, probably must advertise on NextDoor et al. man. It never did rain, no man. Sun emerged by rush hour and we were quite sweaty, perspirational we man. We remembered to exit with Many (2+2) stray books and Many (2+2+1) CD collections, focused we man. We took them to Half-Price Books, maybe get pennies for them man. To our amazement, they took all Many of each, clean sweep man. They gave us $Many-&-a-half ($[2x2x2 +2] + half a buck), most of that from one CD man. This gave a lift to our sweaty and exhausting day, enough energy to get us to our casa man. Delivered box to ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s unoccupied casa, ex-she man & Mini-B. still in Ecu man. Carried memorabilia boxes from T-B.-mobile to entry room, exhausted we man. Miu plaintively miu'd from inside kitchen, plaintive miu man. Ministered to lonesome bored miu, service needy miu we man. Miu remained needy thereafter, interactive miu man. As soon as possible post-miu, we showered, what a difference man. We then siesta'd for <1 hour, not enough zzz but a great help man. Continued attending to demanding miu, attend to miu we man. No party with the rubias tonight, quit trying to knock down our door silly rubias man. We plan to ES on Saturday morn, Many (2+1) ESs man. After that, we must develop more of a plan for vacating Mama T-B.'s casa, time approaching man. And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.
  18. Gracias to our eternally lurking Polish Commie-Babe, oj tak. Bad missing absent nonparticipatory lurking silent Asia! Bad, BAD missing MISSING absent ABSENT nonparticipatory NONPARTICIPATORY lurking LURKING silent SILENT Asia!
  19. Even on brief visits, Costco* exhausts us, headache man. Our local one is dominated by two ethnic groups that hog aisles and block people, man. And we'll never deduce why people insist on walking in front of/beside their cart while pulling it, man. *we far prefer Costco Business Center, in/out in half an hour we man man You can get gas at ANY time if you eat enough beans, see and si and man.
  20. Are human beings both inferior and this stoopid, huh man?
  21. Maybe they went for fewer items, see and si and duh and man. Brilliant perceptive wise sage Bro G man! Brilliant, BRILLIANT perceptive PERCEPTIVE wise WISE sage SAGE Bro G man! On the plus side, there were no P-Math errors, oj nie. On the down side, since when are Central Chimpanzees "people," huh huh huh man? Seems like a TOS violation somewhere here, hmm and ruminate we man.
  22. The rubias are still trying to break down the doors of the casa to cavort with us, si and man.
  23. This is accurate. During our time, I asked a lawyer, and he said that affidavits are suggested only when other evidence is thin.
  24. Thrilling Thursday-on-Friday report, see man: Awoke long before alarm, we man. Hip largely better, although sore injection site man. Free lunch was chicken/rice soup, chopped steak, rice pilaf, peas, & 2 cookies, ingest we man. Busied ourself by dealing with Mama T-B.'s costume jewelry, anticipate antique dude's presence we man. Mama T-B. had a phenomenal amount of the stuff, impressed we man. Found Aunt T-B.'s Phi Beta Kappa pin, Mama T-B.'s late older sister man. (Papa & Mama T-B. also earned theirs, impressive man.) Got donation bag packed & dropped, one closet shelf's worth man. On way back, Costco'd for ourself, go for one item return with 2 restrained we man. While sojourning thusly, got call from antique dude (AD), call AD we man man. Rendezvous was for half-past Many at Mama T-B.'s casa, OK with us man. AD liked Mama T-B.'s stuff, especially the Manyzen mirrors man. He was impressed at the fine condition of the cedar chest, however still the same offer man. AD went through the costume jewelry, painstakingly combed through by we man man. AD reserved judgment on 2 large pieces, will let us know about marble table and mirror dresser man. AD went pig-wild on most of the other stuff, impressed AD and we man man. He image-searched items on Google to show us going rates, fascinating man. Offer was $Many,ManyManyMany for Many (2+1) flatbed-dolly loads, offer AD man. We were obligated to call Mama T-B., senior she man go aysheep man. Mama T-B. finally gave in, "Just do what you want, si and sigh man," si man. AD paid us in cash, amazing man. We helped AD by opening doors, help AD man we man. At end, AD said, "You got a fair deal and I did too, si man," pretty much agree we man. Front-desk receptionist was highly impressed to hear what we'd sold and the amount, impressed she man. We said, "Mama T-B. sure isn't, no man," si and sigh and say we man. Had to visit Mama T-B. right thereafter, man. Mama T-B. morose over "losing her life," many memories gone man. We said, "And you don't think that we didn't have a lump in our throat, too, huh man?", si man. Mama T-B. remained unconvinced, grousing senior she man man. We did her little requests without complaint or back-talk, too tired for either anyway we man man. Got back to our casa an hour after dark, long day man. Miu wanted din-din and interaction, needy interactive miu man. Din-din for us was onecan* (large) of "baked beans with onion," ingest we man. *expiration date Valentine's Day Many (2x2x2 +2) years ago -- si man, Many (2x2x2 +2) years ago, si man This expiration period was our longest by far, smash previous personal record we man. It has been over 2 hours and we haven't died yet, si and no man man. Miu then dropped a feather-roller at our feet, completely subtle miu man. We played with and brushed miu, seemingly mollified miu man. No party with the rubias tonight, dead-to-world we man man. Have tentatively itineraried 2 ESs for Friday, see how we feel man. And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.
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