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  1. Bad withholding Ontarklar! Bad, BAD withholding WITHHOLDING Ontarklar! She doesn't need to eat it, no D ma'am -- just tolerate our eating it or simply prepare it for us, si man. Almost a disqualification, almost certainly man. Gotta hook them while they're fresh and desperate, only way man. Well, find her one, si D ma'am! Bad legally reluctant Ontarklar! Bad, BAD legally reluctant LEGALLY RELUCTANT Ontarklar! --- We shall finally take our shower (at half-past 1 p.m.) and run errands, distraction man.
  2. Actually very good, si man. We would alter only the first item: Optimally should be a rubia, si man. "Where she is hiding" renders all of the above moot, sigh man. We are a bit glum today amid the thought that we might not even get closure with the JC, sigh man. Of course, we'll wait a few days, si man. If no contact, will express our thoughts kindly and try to forget, sigh man.
  3. Gracias, D ma'am, but it's been a forest without trees for quite a while, si and sigh man.
  4. Thrilling Monday-on-Tuesday report, see man: We and Mini-B. slept in, zzz Two Guys man. We again actually awoke before the alarm, but not as long before, si and no man. Lunch for Mini-B. was 2 corn dogs, ingest usually for breakfast wee man. Lunch for us was a turkey-&-cheese sandwich, ingest we man. We ran errands, use up expiring coupons man. Returned and tried to siesta, utter failure man. Dished/de-dished the warsher, domestic we man. Din-din was 2 nuked Hungry Man boneless-chicken din-dins, ingest Two Guys man. Monday Night Football was then watched, watch Two Guys man. Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. Miu highly active all day, active miu man. Radio silence from the JC before and after cheery message, sigh man. The LR has obviously lost interest in us, too, sigh man. More year-end errands on Tuesday, errand we man. Then put up with the incessant fireworks all night long, hate them man. And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.
  5. Carter Was to Reagan What Buchanan Was to Lincoln Former President Jimmy Carter died at the age of 100. As president, Jeane Kirkpatrick brilliantly explained, he was an abysmal failure. On his watch, the economic "misery index" skyrocketed and the geopolitical correlation of forces shifted in the Soviets' favor. Nicaragua fell to the communist Sandinista regime. Iran fell to radical Islamic mullahs, setting the stage for decades of turbulence in the Middle East/Persian Gulf region, which included a lengthy and humiliating hostage crisis in which U.S. diplomats and staff were seized and imprisoned for 444 days. The Soviet Union used Cuban proxies to spread turmoil in Central America and the Caribbean Sea and Africa, invaded Afghanistan, and attained a theoretical strategic nuclear first-strike capability. Americans registered their verdict at the polls in 1980, when Ronald Reagan won a landslide electoral college victory (489 to 49), winning 44 of the 50 states. Carter left Reagan with a domestic economic crisis and an America that was on the geopolitical defensive, but Reagan turned things around. [...] https://spectator.org/carter-was-to-reagan-what-buchanan-was-to-lincoln/
  6. Will Dems Disrupt Certification of Trump's Triumph? When the Electoral College met on Dec. 17 and confirmed Donald Trump's victory over Kamala Harris, most commentators concluded that congressional certification of the results would be a mere formality. As Politico put it, "Trump's victory has made Jan. 6 boring again." It should be remembered, however, that the Democrats have tried to block certification of every Republican presidential victory this century — including the 2004 reelection of George W. Bush, who won the popular vote as well as an Electoral College majority. Consequently, it's hardly a surprise that we are still hearing claims from some TDS victims that Trump can be barred from holding office pursuant to Section 3 of the 14th Amendment. [...] https://spectator.org/will-dems-disrupt-certification-of-trumps-triumph/
  7. Any overstay can be big trouble. Always leave wiggle-room for mechanical or weather issues. Now, if he had boarded the plane before midnight and it sat till afterward, it might be different.
  8. We'll see, si Y ma'am. We think that it's a matter of life experience, think we man. However, if she can't get past that after discussion, then you're right, si and sigh Y ma'am. The key question is whether the JC is both willing and able to discuss it, unclear at present man. Emergency number precised, and so sorry, si and sigh Y ma'am. Wow -- Many years, si Y ma'am. In fact, yesterday (Tues., Manycember Many'th) was the Manyth (2x2x2x2 +2+1th) anniversary of our first e-mail to the future Mrs. T-B., coincidence man. Back to football with Mini-B., watch Two Guys man.
  9. We just did this, si man.
  10. It sure paid off a few months ago when Mini-B. finally let some of his tensions out, si D ma'am. Or, we can send her a brief, cheery message as though nothing is wrong, see man: "Evenin', JC, si ma'am! Two Guys din-din was _____, ingest Two Guys man. We're going to watch Monday Night Football and see how much popcorn we can eat, si man." Or not, no man.
  11. Any additional thoughts will be received and considered, receive and consider we man.
  12. Si, man. We will "stew" the JC, si man -- ignore her till she writes back, unless it goes longer than a week, si man. We have current experience with this, si man, having forgotten part of the laundry man. Or not, si or no man. Why, bleccch man? Let us hear it for all rubias, whee man!
  13. Or it may be a difference in life experience, that too man. The JC's own parents went through a horrible divorce, she indicated man. However, she also mentioned that her great-aunt & -uncle had a marriage made in heaven, so she has a model for that, too, si man. Gracias, very sincerely, si D ma'am.
  14. This is a great companion piece to the barbecue column that opens this thread! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Jimmy Carter Was a Terrible President — and an Even Worse Former President The truth is that historians have not been harsh enough. A popular narrative surrounding the legacy of Jimmy Carter is that as president he was a victim of unlucky timing that impeded him politically but that he excelled during his long post-presidential career. The reality is that he was a terrible president but an even worse former president. Carter's true legacy is one of economic misery at home and embarrassment on the world stage. He left the country in its weakest position of the post–World War II era. After being booted out of office in landslide fashion, the self-described "citizen of the world" spent the rest of his life meddling in U.S. foreign policy and working against the United States and its allies in a manner that could fairly be described as treasonous. His obsessive hatred of Israel, and pompous belief that only he could forge Middle East peace, led him to befriend terrorists and lash out at American Jews who criticized him. [...] https://archive.is/0ZEt9#selection-745.0-869.347
  15. Trump's Top 10 Best Moves of 2024 What a year it was! My first column of 2024 declared it "The Year of Trump," and there was never a dull moment as Donald Trump aimed not just to take back the White House, but to stay out of prison and ultimately to stay alive. Now that the election is over, it's time to look in the rear-view mirror and contemplate why Trump is not just the greatest political comeback in history, but the greatest showman in the world. So let's consider Trump's Top 10 best moves in the most consequential election of our lifetimes. [...] https://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2024/12/30/trumps_top_10_best_moves_2024_152141.html
  16. The Top 10 Hoaxes The Propaganda Press Peddled In 2024 [...] Like years before it, 2024 saw no shortage of media hijinks. Whether it was their coverage of the 2024 presidential campaign or participation in Democrats' war on the Supreme Court, America's propaganda press maintained its ethically bankrupt reputation. So, in no particular order, here are the biggest hoaxes and misinformation campaigns run by legacy media hacktivists this year. [...] https://thefederalist.com/2024/12/30/the-top-10-hoaxes-the-propaganda-press-peddled-in-2024/
  17. Country-specific thread is moved from the K-1 Process forum to the Australia/New Zealand regional forum.
  18. Si and duh, man. Not a word from the JC all day, no man. Wondering whether to wait or to say something, and if so, what, si man.
  19. Comment on a lazy-Ontarklar product but not help us, si and no man.
  20. Jimmy Carter To Skip Trump Inauguration U.S. — In yet another blow to President-elect Trump, aides have announced that former President Jimmy Carter will also be skipping Trump's inauguration. Carter joins the growing list of several prominent Democrats who will not be attending Trump's inauguration, a sign of the deep divisions still plaguing the country. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/jimmy-carter-to-skip-trump-inauguration
  21. The Bee Explains: The H-1B Visa Controversy The American conservative movement, usually known for being well-organized and having zero infighting, has somehow descended into civil war over something called H-1B visas. Here is what you need to know about the controversy ripping everyone apart: [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/the-bee-explains-the-h-1b-visa-controversy
  22. Well, here's a new wrinkle, man. In texting with the JC, we mentioned that Mini-B. is here for Two Guys week, si man. The JC asked more about Mini-B., ask JC man about wee man man. We stated Mini-B.'s age and noted that he has grown another inch in one week, note we man. We then sent a foto of Mini-B.'s recent Band aftermath, si man. It had we man, wee man, and ex-she man in it, ancestor ancestress descendant man. We had our arms around Mini-B. & ex-Mrs.-T-B., so what man. The JC reacted as follows, see man: "Well, thank you for sharing, si man. I will have to say, though, this is a little too close for comfort, si man. It seems to me like you're a little more involved than I know, si man. "You kept getting texts from her when you met me, si man. You have her as "cariño" [Spanish "dear"] on your phone, si man. And taking pictures like this with your arm around her waist is too much for me, si man. I think you're married and you're not being completely honest, si and no man." We promised to send her the divorce papers from Manyvember ManyMany, si man. We explained the nickname, si man. We noted that our arm was around Mini-B.'s waist, too, si man. We explained our living conditions, enough to chase off anyone man. We said that we wouldn't have sent the foto if we had anything to hide, no man. We said that a solo foto of Mini-B. would not indicate his comparative size to us, no man. We e-mailed the JC Many (2+1) files, proof of divorce man. We followed up by complimenting her prudence in being suspicious, si man. We noted that ex-Mrs.-T-B. and we agreed to be unified in support of Mini-B., si man. We noted our approval of ex-she man's relationship with the Rojo, si man. We solicited further questions or concerns from the JC, solicit we man. It is too late to expect a response from the JC tonight, yawn man. We interpret the JC's suspicion as objectively healthy and a sign that she cares, si man. What input do you have, huh man?
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