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Brother, lean on your Congressman, and on your senior U.S. Senator, too. There's little that you can do on your own, and relying on your elected officials may help to alleviate some of your stress, which is surely considerable.

German In Jail For A Meme Sure Hopes EU Can Stop Spread Of Russian Tyranny FRANKFURT — According to sources, a German man who was jailed by authorities for sharing a meme is expressing hope that the European Union will stop the spread of Russian tyranny. Adelbert Schneider, who has been held in solitary confinement for posting an insensitive meme depicting the Prophet Muhammed dressed as SpongeBob SquarePants in 2019, relayed to a reporter he hoped that Germany and its allies in the EU would stop Putin's aggression before Russia had a chance to take away the freedoms of German citizens. "It's Europe's only hope for pretend freedom," Schneider said through the narrow slot of his prison cell door. "If Vladimir Putin and [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/german-in-jail-for-a-meme-sure-hopes-eu-can-stop-spread-of-russian-tyranny

9 Essential Items France Is Providing In Defense Of Ukraine With the U.S. suspending all military aid amid contentious negotiations for peace, the historically courageous nation of France announced that it would step up and fill the void by unleashing the full might of the fearsome French military to help defend Ukraine from Russia. The Babylon Bee has obtained the following list of things France has pledged to provide to defend Ukraine: [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/9-things-france-is-willing-to-provide-in-defense-of-ukraine

Mechanic Exhausted After Long Day of Making Up Fake Car Parts That Need To Be Fixed ALLENTOWN, PA — Local mechanic Ruben Rivera appeared exhausted Wednesday after a long day making up fake car parts that needed to be fixed. "Man, I sold so many replacement Binary Gasket Regulators today," Rivera said. "I haven't been this tired since I sold out of Hydrostatic Rotary Exhaust Synchronizers last week." Rivera then excused himself to tell a customer he needed to special order a "Crystal Skull-Board for the Lower Intake Tube." "Sometimes I just tell them I need to order a part that will take four weeks to get here and cost $10,000 so I can take a vacation," Rivera admitted. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/mechanic-exhausted-after-long-day-of-making-up-fake-car-parts-that-need-to-be-fixed

Foolish Husband Doesn't Know 'Whenever You Get A Chance' Means 'Right Now' LONG ISLAND, NY — Local husband Gary Anderson has proven what a terrible husband he is by not even knowing that when his wife asks him to do something "whenever you get a chance," what she really means is "do it right now." Eyewitnesses say that the fight started after Mrs. Anderson asked her husband to load up 3 boxes full of old DVDs and toys into the car so that he could donate them at the local thrift store "whenever he got a chance". "Sure thing, I'll do that as soon as I get a chance," said Gary, who idiotically took his wife's words literally like a complete moron. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/terrible-husband-doesnt-even-know-whenever-you-get-a-chance-means-right-now

Some of the greatest domestic news ever. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ State Department to Revoke Visas of Pro-Hamas Agitators Here on Student Visas Pro-Hamas agitators here in the country on student visas don't appear to have much longer to carry on with their protests in the United States. Even after President Donald Trump has spoken out against "illegal" protests being allowed to carry on at institutions of higher learning, with threats of defunding being brought up, schools like Barnard College still continue to be taken over by terrorist sympathizers. It looks like action is finally coming, with an announcement from the State Department and Secretary Marco Rubio. "Those who support designated terrorist organizations, including Hamas, threaten our national security," Rubio's post from Thursday reminded. "The United States has zero tolerance for foreign visitors who support terrorists. Violators of U.S. law — including international students — face visa denial or revocation, and deportation." [...] https://townhall.com/tipsheet/rebeccadowns/2025/03/06/its-happening-state-department-revoking-visas-of-pro-hamas-agitators-here-on-student-visas-n2653416

Foreign Minister of Country No One Has Heard of Is BIG MAD That No One Has Heard of His Country Most people had no idea that Lesotho even existed before Trump mentioned it. And no one knows why we are sending them $8 million to promote the gender cult. But rather than being grateful that Trump finally let the world know his nation exists, Lesotho Foreign Minister Lejone Mpotjoane was BIG MAD that Trump 'insulted' his country. [...] https://twitchy.com/grateful-calvin/2025/03/06/foreign-minister-of-country-no-one-has-heard-of-is-big-mad-that-no-one-has-heard-of-his-country-n2409424

Wonder whether CongressMuslim Omar (D-Mogadishu) wore traditional mourning garb after this. ---------------- Gorka Reveals What Trump Told Him to Do With an ISIS Terrorist Camp: 'Kill Them, Kill Them Now' [...] Gorka also discussed the massive change in how national security threats are handled by Trump as opposed to the feckless team led by Biden. He said that on day eight of Trump's presidency, Gorka and his team placed a map on the Resolute Desk showing the location of an ISIS compound in Northern Somalia. It had been surveilled for a year and a half during Biden's presidency. Trump looked at Gorka and, likely with an inquisitive look on his face, asked, "Why are we surveilling them?" Trump took out his trademark marker, checked the "go" box on the operational orders, and said: "Kill them, kill them now." Thirty hours later, the ISIS camp and those in it were turned to dust. [...] https://redstate.com/jimthompson/2025/03/06/seb-gorka-reveals-what-trump-told-him-wha-to-do-with-an-isis-terrorist-camp-kill-them-kill-them-now-n2186340

Taxpayer Money Down the Rathole: Solar Power Company Got $3 Billion From Biden Admin, Now Going Bankrupt The more we look back on the shenanigans of the now-thankfully-departed Biden administration, the more it seems like the Energizer Bunny on crack: It just keeps getting dumber, and dumber, and dumber. Case in point: In the name of "green energy," the Biden administration shoveled $3 billion in taxpayer money as a "loan" into a solar panel company called Sunnova Energy. Now that company is going bankrupt - and that's not even the worst part. [...] https://redstate.com/wardclark/2025/03/06/taxpayer-money-down-the-rathole-solar-company-got-3-billion-from-biden-admin-now-going-bankrupt-n2186349

Is that Fallout 1, 2, or Many, huh man?

Do Wyoming now!

1. There's an issue. A distinct issue. 2. Blessings to the OP and her family in their lives abroad.

Thoughts? ~~~~~~~~~ Could a Bombshell Discovery Render All of Biden's Presidential Actions 'Null and Void'? The Biden presidency might have been the greatest con job ever perpetrated on the American people. A shocking investigation by the Heritage Foundation's Oversight Project has revealed that virtually every document bearing Joe Biden's signature during his presidency was signed by an autopen — except for one. What makes this revelation particularly damning is that the only document confirmed to have Biden's actual signature was his letter announcing his withdrawal from the 2024 presidential race. Let that sink in for a moment. [...] https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2025/03/06/bombshell-discovery-could-make-all-of-bidens-presidential-actions-null-and-void-n4937648

Read whole thing from Gov. Greg Abbott. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Forget Delaware—'Y'all Street' Is Open for Business [...] For decades, Delaware's business climate was a model for the country. Its famed Chancery Court boasted jurists steeped in corporate law. Doctrines developed over a century formed the firm foundation for companies to do business and were models for courts and classrooms across the country. The First State was also a short train ride from Wall Street. Most of the Fortune 500 chose to make Delaware their first home. But Delaware has squandered its inheritance. [...] https://www.wsj.com/opinion/forget-delaware-yall-street-is-open-for-business-texas-corporate-law-cb9088d1?st=KMiztf

Especially for a non-lawyer, Byron Donalds is really impressive. He would make a good VP for JD Vance in '28.

Hawaii = expensive. Florida = mosquitoes (the State Bird). Wyoming = worth visiting (must do so myself). Alaska = highly appealing, but don't risk mechanical trouble forcing your plane down in Canada unless you have travel authorization.

Thrilling Thursday report, see man: We did not leave the casa all day, no man. Breakfast (!!?) was 2 turkey-&-cheese sandwiches, ingest we man. We prepared for the advent of the JC, anticipatory we man. We even shaved, anathema on a Thursday man. At the VERY last possible moment, the JC canceled, man. Sick child whom we knew nothing about, no man. We privately rolled our eyes at this, yeah right man. Lunch/din-din was onebag of nuked mixed vegetables, ingest we man. We then mow-lawned, really needed it man. Breezy and only Many degrees, quite temperate man. We did the job, including blowing detritus, without stopping, intrepid we man. We used just one sweatband, barely needed that man. When we returned to messages, the JC wondered if we were free this eve, wonder JC man. We were hosed from mow-lawning, responded we man to JC man man. We have rescheduled for Friday eve, reschedule we man and JC man man. We have itineraried as many as Many (2+2) ESs for Friday, itinerary we man. These are far-off, road trip for we man man. We might have to alter this, Mama T-B. awaiting Rx's from CVS man. We are unsure what, if anything, would/should be for din-din, vacillate we man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.

You have an entire thread or two (or Many) to read, si man! Fallout precised, si and see and man. Bad P-Math-impaired C man! Bad, BAD P-Math-impaired, P-MATH-IMPAIRED C man!

U.K. Imam Opens Service With Land Acknowledgment Of Indigenous Britons That Once Inhabited London LONDON — In a touching moment, a local imam in the heart of London started off the Jumu'ah prayer service with a land acknowledgment of the indigenous Britons who once inhabited the Muslim territory now known as "London." According to several in attendance at the service, Imam Kahlife Kakhir spent a short moment at the beginning of his prayer to recognize and remember the former inhabitants of the land which had been appropriated to build the mosque. "I was actually quite startled, as I had never seen an imam this liberal," said Ali Salman, who arrived in London from Palestine a few years ago. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/uk-imam-opens-service-with-land-acknowledgment-of-indigenous-britons-that-once-inhabited-london

Democrats File Articles Of Impeachment Against Little Black Boy With Cancer WASHINGTON, D.C. — Congressional Democrats acted quickly to file articles of impeachment against D.J. Daniels, the young black cancer survivor that Trump honored during his speech last night. During his speech to Congress, Trump deputized the young boy and made him an honorary Secret Service agent. Democrats say this type of obvious grab at power won't be tolerated. "We must resist," Nancy Pelosi said in an interview on CNN. "No one elected D.J. Daniels! Trump simply appointed him [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-file-articles-of-impeachment-against-little-black-boy-with-cancer

Husband Holds Up 'False' Paddle During Argument With Wife SPOKANE, WA — Local husband Vincent "Vince" Hampton found his voice Wednesday when, during an argument with his wife, he held up a small black paddle with the word "False" written on it. As his wife continued nagging him about all his faults, the solitary paddle bobbed up and down at specific moments during her tirade to speak for the silent man who couldn't get a word in edgewise. "You never help out around the house," Hampton's wife claimed as the paddle was raised in defiance. "And stop waving that stupid sign around!" [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/husband-holds-up-false-paddle-during-argument-with-wife

Hitler Defeated After Opposition Party Holds Up Tiny Signs On Paddles BERLIN — In a shocking turn of events, Hitler was defeated and the Nazi regime overthrown after the opposition party in Germany held up little paddles with tiny signs on them. The Führer was giving a speech in the Reichstag when suddenly, opposing politicians began holding up miniature signs attached to what appeared to be tiny ping-pong paddles. Within minutes, Hitler had been deposed and the Nazi regime collapsed. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/hitler-defeated-after-opposition-party-holds-up-tiny-signs-on-paddles

The End of an Error: FiveThirtyEight Is Shutting Down In a surprise move, Disney announced Wednesday that it's shutting down FiveThirtyEight as part of sweeping layoffs affecting approximately 200 positions — about 6% of its workforce — across ABC News Group and Disney Entertainment Networks. Stats guru Nate Silver founded FiveThirtyEight, once the darling of the left-wing polling establishment, in 2008 before licensing it to The New York Times. ESPN later acquired it and finally transferred it to ABC News. [...] https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2025/03/05/the-end-of-an-error-fivethirtyeight-is-being-shut-down-n4937614

CBS Shock Poll: Trump Speech Hits Sky-High 76% Approval! When is a divisive speech not a divisive speech? It's when more than 3 out of 4 people agree with it. That's not what the mainstream media was seeking, of course. [...] https://pjmedia.com/scott-pinsker/2025/03/05/cbs-shock-poll-trump-speech-hits-sky-high-76-approval-n4937593

This is priceless! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The death rattle of 'the Resistance' Remember when the phrase 'the Resistance' would conjure up visions of sexy French youths in berets battling actual Nazis? Now all it brings to mind is ageing dullards in pink suits holding up signs saying 'This is not normal' while sporting the most turbo-smug look on their faces. As US president Donald Trump spoke to a joint session of Congress last night, 'across the aisle the Resistance was stirring', gushed the Guardian's DC reporter. His piece was illustrated with a pic of some congresswoman in pearls and a balding Democrat looking aghast as Trump talked. Seriously, if this is 'the Resistance', the world's tyrants can rest easy. [...] https://www.spiked-online.com/2025/03/05/the-death-rattle-of-the-resistance/