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Saturday ES report, see man: We attended the one ES, attend we and streak intact man. The take, see man: -- NIP high-gloss disposable forks, NIP high-gloss disposable spoons, partial roll wax paper = $2, deal man Total = $2

Then find a divorced one and consume a onecan, si and duh and man! See "Thrilling" Saturday report, man.

The world's longest Boeing 747 passenger flight will end as airlines phase out the iconic jet. See where it still flies. Korean Air is among the last airlines still flying the iconic Boeing 747, but it's scheduled to pull the jet from a particularly long US route in 2025. Route scheduling data from the aviation analytics company Cirium shows Korean Air plans to stop flying the 747 on its 7,153-mile route from Seoul to Atlanta — the longest 747 passenger flight by distance — in March. It will replace the 747 with the smaller Boeing 777-300ER, which has fewer seats on board. [...] https://www.yahoo.com/news/worlds-longest-boeing-747-passenger-103001419.html

Surgeon General: 'You Are Supposed To Be Able To Button Your Pants' WASHINGTON—Noting that the fasteners commonly found on most trousers were not merely ornamental, Surgeon General Vivek Murthy issued an advisory to the American public Thursday in which he clarified that people were supposed to be able to button their pants. "It should be a smooth effortless action that involves no protracted struggle to connect the two sides of the garment's waist," said Murthy, who added that buttoning your pants only to moments later have a seam rip or a button fly off still fell short of the government's recommended clothing standards. [...] https://theonion.com/surgeon-general-you-are-supposed-to-be-able-to-button-your-pants/

Report: Every Single Toy Gifted On Christmas Is Now Broken WORLD — The results of a shocking study released by Consumer Reports found that every single toy gifted on Christmas is now broken. According to the report, gifts such as digital movies or video games were, in some cases, broken from the onset due to a number of technical problems, but even simple toy blocks or action figures have been shattered against the mountainside of good natured fun. "Everything is gone," said one family man quoted in the study. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/report-finds-every-single-toy-gifted-on-christmas-is-now-broken

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Dad Tells Kids About Good Old Days When You Didn't Need To Download Firmware Updates For Toy Trains MILWAUKEE, WI — Local dad Greg Evans took a trip down memory lane earlier this morning when he had to tell his kids about the good old days when you didn't have to download firmware updates for toy trains. Evans' reminiscences were initially sparked when his son Chris came to ask him how to update the firmware on the train set that he'd gotten for Christmas, as it was already out of date. "Son, let me tell you about when Dad was a kid, okay?" Evans sighed. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/dad-tells-kids-about-good-old-days-when-you-didnt-need-to-download-firmware-updates-for-toy-trains

In Lieu Of Coal, Santa Gives Naughty Children Season Tickets For The Chicago White Sox U.S. — Horrified kids across the United States were reportedly left severely disappointed yesterday, as they discovered that Santa Claus had updated his longtime policy and, in lieu of coal, had given naughty children tickets to Chicago White Sox games. The children who had spent the past year misbehaving were devastated to open their Christmas stockings yesterday morning in search of toys, candy, and games only to find that they had been gifted front-row seats to watch the White Sox play. "I may have been naughty, but I wasn't bad enough to deserve this," said 9-year-old Ethan Smith. "I felt [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/in-lieu-of-coal-santa-gives-naughty-children-season-tickets-for-the-chicago-white-sox

Trump Announces Anyone Who Drinks Tea Instead Of Coffee Will Be Arrested On Suspicion Of Being A British Spy PALM BEACH, FL — President-Elect Donald Trump took time out of his Christmas holiday to announce that, once he takes office, anyone American caught drinking tea instead of coffee would immediately be detained for questioning under the suspicion they are a British spy. "Americans drink coffee," Trump said. "It's what our founding fathers fight for — and I love our founding fathers almost as I love a good cup of Joe. But not Joe Biden. That's never good." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-announces-anyone-who-drinks-tea-instead-of-coffee-will-be-arrested-on-suspicion-of-being-a-british-spy

California Announces Mass Deportation Of U.S. Citizens [...] Governor Gavin Newsom issued an order today for authorities throughout the Golden State to begin preparing for a statewide operation to round up and expel all native-born American citizens from California. "This will help California stay California," Newsom said in his announcement. "For far too long, we have put up with the increasing effects of having U.S. citizens walking Californian streets, buying up Californian housing, taking Californian jobs. No more. We're drawing a line in the sand. It's time for these Americans to get out of California and go back where they came from." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/california-announces-mass-deportation-of-us-citizens

Fingers crossed that it's good news! Be sure to let us all know.

Here are fascinating insights into the workings and value of podcasts in political races. Comments? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Podcast Appearances Facilitate Winning Political Campaigns – Understanding the Podcast Marketplace If 2024 did nothing else, it showed candidates and others involved in politics that podcasts can be important. It was his push for his dad to appear on podcasts like Joe Rogan's that 18-year-old Barron Trump may have played a decisive role in his father's amazingly successful campaign. Kudos, too, to The Donald for listening to his son. Arguably, these two men – generations apart – demonstrated how podcasts can be decisive in political campaigns. This was not always so, of course, but it is now, and will be for at least the next two or three presidential election cycles. [...] https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2024/12/podcast_appearances_facilitate_winning_political_campaigns_understanding_the_podcast_marketplace.html

Israel Must End The 'Palestinian' Charade It is welcome news that Sweden's Aid Minister, Benjamin Dousa, has said that Sweden will no longer fund UNRWA, apparently satisfied with Israel's evidence that it has been a HAMAS front. The Arabs there need not worry, though, because Sweden is going to increase the amount of its aid, only using other agencies. Lucky for them. However, Israel could help itself by going further and attacking the very idea that the recipients of UNRWA largesse are "Palestinian refugees" entitled to such aid when there are virtually no refugees among them. And in any case, there is nothing Palestinian about them. [...] https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2024/12/israel_must_end_the_palestinian_charade.html

If these initial indications are true, then it's great news indeed. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ New Damascus Governor: 'Our Problem Is Not With Israel' [...] In the immediate aftermath of the fall of Bashar al-Assad, Israel moved quickly to destroy Assad's military assets. They also seized the demilitarized zone along their Syrian border to prevent some of the Islamist rebel groups from starting a war. Those moves got condemnation from the UN and some Western countries that have nominal alliance with Israel. According to the new regime's governor in Damascus, however, it's water under the bridge. [...] https://hotair.com/ed-morrissey/2024/12/27/new-damascus-governor-our-problem-is-not-with-israel-n3798276

Sun of a Beach! President Joe Biden Spent Almost Half of His Four-Year Term on Vacation No one should be surprised, but President Joe Biden reportedly spent 40% of his presidency checked out of the White House and on vacation. It's closer to 100% if you accept stories that he never was really in charge. Here's more from Fox and Friends. (WATCH) [...] https://twitchy.com/warren-squire/2024/12/27/biden-570-days-on-vacation-for-4-years-40-of-presidency-n2405783

Some nasty examples in here. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Anti-Jewish ugliness at elite Ivy League campuses demands federal response [...] Dartmouth College is the only Ivy League school that is not facing a federal investigation over antisemitism. In the last month, Princeton and Yale have deeply exacerbated the problem by forcing their students to face anti-Israel referenda on student ballots and allowing a climate of toxicity toward Jews and Israelis to brew. It's time for Congress to investigate these schools for their handling of antisemitism and for the Department of Education to reconsider their eligibility for federal funding until they take real action to correct the issue. [...] https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/restoring-america/equality-not-elitism/3270029/anti-jewish-ivy-league-campuses-demand-federal-response/

Thrilling Friday report, see man: We did not go to the faraway ES, no man. One for Saturday closer, intend to attend we man. Groceried at store WUOCs, save Many% we man. Lunch was Subway WUOC, finally ingest we man. An attempted siesta was a complete failure, man. Arose from it and decided to mow lawn, decide we man. Two sweatbands were thoroughly consumed, perspirational we man. Din-din was toucans of Chunky sirloin burger soup, ingest we man. We have the JC interested in us, si to she man man. We have a near-rubia interested in us, si to she man man. We have a legitimate rubia interested in us, si to she man man. We might see the near-rubia on Saturday night, possibility man. We are dragging because of no siesta, drag we man. We must stay coherent for possible texting with the legitimate rubia, suspect we man. We must stay coherent for likely phoning with the JC, anticipate we man. On Saturday, we have the ES and a trip to Aldi, plan we man. Party with the (existing) rubias tonight, cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.

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WCG just wrote for the first time since early Manyvember, & we just took Many (2+1) -- si man, Many (2+1) -- hours writing him our catch-up news, man. Didn't hear from the JC on Thursday, but she said she'd be busy, sigh and oh well man.

Thrilling Thursday report, see man: Lunch was 2 turkey-&-cheese sandwiches, ingest we man. A lengthy siesta was then taken, zzz we man. Rain finally stopped after sunset, about time man. Decided to go to Costco, needed and sales items man. We went for Many (2x2x2 -1) items and returned with Many (2x2x2), restrained we man. The Many'th (2x2x2th) item was a tub of chicken salad, irresistibly attracted we man. Several tablespoons of this were consumed for din-din, ingest we man. (We took along our Subway coupon/card but were still full from lunch, maybe tomorrow man.) Nothing formal planned for Friday, no man. One ES is too far away, perhaps conclude we man. Party with the rubias tonight, cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Thursday, report we man.

We greatly craved Subway with use of coupon & gift card, crave greatly we man. However, weather was threatening, yucky and overly windy man. We lunched in, see eventual Thrilling Thursday report man. Sure enough, it began storming like an illegitimate male child, build an Ark man. This might be the second consecutive day wherein we don't leave the casa, party-animal we man.

Gracias except she's not a rubia, si and no D ma'am. We just said this, si and see D ma'am! Bad repetitive plagiaristic Ontarklar! Bad, BAD repetitive REPETITIVE plagiaristic PLAGIARISTIC Ontarklar!

Otherwise known as the ancestor of descendants, euphemism man. Game sucked, si man. The honor of potentially associating with us, that's what man. Dirty old man, shame and man. Showing that the JC is smarter than you man, conclude we man. The JC is moving so deliberately that we could probably be married to and divorced from almost anyone else before she commits to anything, sigh man...