Holiday weekend is just about here. Had planned to be in the Keys resting, boating, and fishing BUT...
My wife's daughter and her husband and her two terrorist children, boys ages 3 and almost 5, are coming for the weekend. Ugh. They wanted to come down to the Keys with us but after the last time they came down I said never again. Dirty feet on the new dining room cushions, spilled food, etc, etc. Better they come to the house where there are several acres of land to play on, pool, and not far from the beach. It's the little ones third birthday this weekend so there will be a party. I plan to drink heavily.
Poor kids were born in the US of a Russian mother and British father. I wonder why they act like hellions?