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[janet3 1,170]

I need you guys to shoot me some strong masculine names....he's applying for citizenship and it's my understanding he can change his name then....hopefully that's right and Redouane wants a new name....

[TBoneTX 43,401]

3 hours ago, janet3 said:

Condolences @TBoneTX I am sorry to hear about your uncle.

Gracias, JMany ma'am.  Report to come, see ma'am.

3 hours ago, janet3 said:

I need you guys to shoot me some strong masculine names

In no particular order, except for the first one, see JMany ma'am:

 

T-Bone*

     *already taken, sigh man

Spike

Tarzan

Butch

Biff

Ace

Rex

Thor

Fang

Ajax

Rocky

Guido

Vinnie

Bruiser

Castro

Superman

Napoleon

Zeus

Khan

Bullwhip

(2x + y)**

     **current name, whoops man

Studley

Buck

Pitbull

Harley-Davidson

Caesar

Brutus

Duke

Geronimo

Jock

Venom

Mack

Vlad

Boris

Gunner

Diesel

Sarge

Striker

Buster

Rambo

Magnus

Viper

Lenin

Stalin

Bullet

Crusher

Mad-Dog

Hawk

Zorro

 

These are all that come to the tip of our forebrain at present, more later JMany ma'am.

[TBoneTX 43,401]

Thrilling Thursday report, see man:

 

Attended Uncle T-B.'s funeral, hotter than Hades outside man.

Very tasteful and fitting, good send-off man.

 

Lunched at favorite Chinese buffet, ingest Many (2+2) full plates we man.

Napped at casa thereafter, necessary zzz we man.

 

Retrieved Mini-B. from skool, already wondering when Summer Break starts wee man.

Din-din was 2 large beef pot pies, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Dropped Mini-B. with Ex-Mrs.-T-B., agree she man.

Picked up Mama T-B., always-yelling-at-us senior she man.

Went to bereavement party for Uncle T-B., family/friends there man.

Ingested plate of catered chow, ingest we man.

 

Retrieved Mini-B., we retrieve wee man man.

Managed to embed Mini-B. just half an hour later than usual bedtime, efficient we man.

Will not get enough zzz again tonight, inadequate zzz for we man.

[TBoneTX 43,401]

Scintillating Friday repartee so far, yawn man so far man.

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Special Friday ES/GS report, see man:

 

Hit one GS and one ES, get jump on itinerary man.

GS was a dud, oh well man.

See the take from the ES, see man:

 -- new bottle fish oil; mostly full bottle Costco guaifenesin; full box antiseptic wipes =

       $Many ($2+2+1), steal man

Total = $Many ($2+2+1)

[janet3 1,170]

17 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Gracias, JMany ma'am.  Report to come, see ma'am.

In no particular order, except for the first one, see JMany ma'am:

 

T-Bone*

     *already taken, sigh man

Spike

Tarzan

Butch

Biff

Ace

Rex

Thor

Fang

Ajax

Rocky

Guido

Vinnie

Bruiser

Castro

Superman

Napoleon

Zeus

Khan

Bullwhip

(2x + y)**

     **current name, whoops man

Studley

Buck

Pitbull

Harley-Davidson

Caesar

Brutus

Duke

Geronimo

Jock

Venom

Mack

Vlad

Boris

Gunner

Diesel

Sarge

Striker

Buster

Rambo

Magnus

Viper

Lenin

Stalin

Bullet

Crusher

Mad-Dog

Hawk

Zorro

 

These are all that come to the tip of our forebrain at present, more later JMany ma'am.

My grandmother called my father "butch" so that's a no go....

But I'm going to throw "bullwhip" and "zorro" out to him....those both seem solid....🤣

[TBoneTX 43,401]

We still aren't clear why Mr. 2(x+y) wants to change his name, no JMany ma'am.

Algeria's national language is Algebra, after all, reason we man...

 

Actually, we think that his gringo name should be Spike, si JMany ma'am.

Edited August 14, 2021 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 43,401]

Thrilling Friday report, see man:

 

Today was Friday the Many'th, beware man.

However, it wasn't unlucky for us, no man.

We again sold Many,000,000 Pre-Owned Toilet Seats, standard record-setting week* man.

     *in sales volume and profit$, $i man

 

Lay in wait to retrieve Mini-B. from skool, standard procedure man.

However, it was monsooning briefly, inopportune timing man.

Learned the hard way that this was a "rainy-day dismissal," begin the chaos man.

No stoodent was to be released except to a vehicle, supposedly protective man.

In short, had to get in traffic line for an hour, awful gridlock man.

Was bright sunshine outside by the time we reached Mini-B., peeved wee man.

 

Din-din was baked beans + General Tso's chicken, entire bag ingested by Two Guys man.

After that was Movie Night, traditional for Two Guys man.

 -- learned about giant anteaters, why aren't they called Eat-anters man

 -- watched Aaron's Animals, pretty funny man

 -- watched Abbott & Costello, mildly amusing man

 -- watched The Many (2+1) Stooges, majorly amusing man

Consumed Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn, ingest Two Guys man.

Down-warshed popcorn with about Many (2+1) pounds of green grapes, ingest Two Guys man.

 

Continued nearly to end of "international folk tales" book, excellent $1 ES purchase man.

Should finish it tomorrow night, neat end to book & week man.

 

[TBoneTX 43,401]

The Saturday ES/GS haul was back to acceptable, see the take man:

 -- charcoal-gray Jos. A. Bank suit (fit us off the rack) = $Many ($2x2x2x2-1), steal man

 -- Guess jeans, book for Mini-B., book for Cousin Mini-B., basket of pens = $Many 

       ($2x2x2+2), deal man

 -- Many-tap electrical outlet, Many-ring binder = $1 + half a buck, steal man

 -- larged framed Texas picture = $Many ($2+2), OK man

Total = $Many-&-a-half ($[2x2x2x2x2] - 1 - half a buck)

 

 

[TBoneTX 43,401]

Scintillating Saturday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Saturday report, see man:

 

By universal agreement, dropped Mini-B. at casa of current favorite little amigo, play wee men man.

 

New suit (see above man) came from ES that we'd probably have skipped if not for Friday ES expedition, savvy planner we man.

 

Lunch was at favorite Chinese buffet, second visit in Many (2+1) days man.

Cute Chinese waitresses greeted us with genuine delight, good taste they man.

 

Dropped new suit at dry-cleaners where cute clerkette was amazed to hear purchase price, amazed she man.

 

Rained rather hard on way back to casa, lucky that we hadn't pre-warshed T-B.-mobile man.

Feared rainout of planned mow-front-yarding, emit rather strong language to self we man.

 

Found threatening skies but no rain yet at casa, serendipity man.

Hastily performed mow-front-yarding, success man.

 

Retrieved Mini-B. from little amigo's casa, Many (2+2+2) intense play-hours by wee man man.

Din-din was bagged salad + hot dogs, ingest Two Guys man.

Made Mini-B. practice piano, object loudly wee man.

Held up phone while Mini-B. performed for Mama T-B., overjoyed senior she man.

Walked around block while Mini-B. scootered, exercise we & wee man.

 

Finished "international folk tales" book with Mini-B., neat wrap-up to week man.

Am currently fending off insistent miu who keeps dropping miu-toys at our feet, insistent miu man.

[TBoneTX 43,401]

Scintillating Sunday repartee so far, yawn so far man.

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Thrilling Sunday weather report, see man:

 

Hot and partly cloudy most of day, Texas weather Many weather elsewhere zero man.

About an hour ago, it began monsooning worse than an illegitimate male child, verily man.

Much lightning, split-earing funder*, and even hail-sized peas, a while since that man.

       *Mini-B.'s early term, like "stunk" for "skunk" man

The rain was blowing the opposite way from the street drains, strong winds man.

Surprised that there wasn't a tornado, surprised we man.

Power flickered for just one second, boon man.

Seems to be out-dying now, about time man.

[TBoneTX 43,401]

Thrilling Sunday report, see man:

 

Dropped Mini-B. with Mama T-B., doting senior she man.

In the subsequent 2 hours, we did, see man:

 -- 2 grocery stops, shop we man

 -- fold/bake/warsher Many (2+1) laundry loads, Thread Laundress report man

 -- gulp lunch (can of Costco chili), ingest we man

 -- make 2 beds, sweat we man

 

Retrieved Mini-B. from Mama T-B., doting senior she man.

Readied shirts/ties for the week in POTS office, dapper we man.

Tried to siesta, influx of irritating phone calls so no zzz for we man.

Din-din was, see respectively man:

 -- can of ABCs+12Manys, ingest wee man

 -- 2 leftover salads, "everything" bagel, ingest we man

 

Watched AFV, we & wee & Ex-Mrs.-T-B. & Cousin M-B. & Mini-B.'s visiting little amigo man.

Dished the warsher, domestic we man.

Made first Many (2+1) lunches for week, pre-ingest we man.

 

Reviewed above list and confirmed our status as an inveterate party-animal, got no self-control & don't want any we man.

[TBoneTX 43,401]

Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn man.

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Thrilling Monday report, see man:

 

Din-din was 2 rather old fish fillets, a donated salad, some donated ravioli, and several chocolate-cheap cookies, ingest we man.

[Pomodoro 32]

On 8/12/2021 at 9:24 PM, janet3 said:

I need you guys to shoot me some strong masculine names....he's applying for citizenship and it's my understanding he can change his name then....hopefully that's right and Redouane wants a new name....

Well, I am going to suggest that any name that starts with an R will be great. This way, we can keep calling him R. 

• Roman.
• Robert.
• Remington.
• Richard.
• Rafael.
• Ricardo

[Ontarkie 13,944]

On 8/12/2021 at 9:24 PM, janet3 said:

I need you guys to shoot me some strong masculine names....he's applying for citizenship and it's my understanding he can change his name then....hopefully that's right and Redouane wants a new name....

I like Alexander, Andrew, Gabriel, Lucas, Mathew, Douglas, Philip, Charles, Edward. Has he any ideas, is he doing a middle name change too?

I like Daniel too sort of partial to it myself. 

Edited August 17, 2021 by Ontarkie

[TBoneTX 43,401]

Boo, D ma'am!  And where's a recent chicken report, huh huh huh ma'am?

Delinquent Ontarklar!  Delinquent, DELINQUENT Ontarklar!

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R names, see man:

Rex

Rocky

Rambo