Here's what Trump told the Coastal Guard when he visited them on Thanksgiving

[Jacque67 7,328]

https://www.buzzfeed.com/tomnamako/trump-coast-guard-thanksgiving

 

Ah, the invisible F-35 fighter jets! 

"you know, in a fight, like I watch on the movies"

 

what a maroon.

I.Just.Can't.

[The Nature Boy 7,659]

1 hour ago, Jacque67 said:

https://www.buzzfeed.com/tomnamako/trump-coast-guard-thanksgiving

 

Ah, the invisible F-35 fighter jets! 

"you know, in a fight, like I watch on the movies"

 

what a maroon.

I.Just.Can't.

You left off some stuff in between, keep it up I hear cnn is hiring 

The Navy, I can tell you, we're ordering ships, with the Air Force I can tell you we're ordering a lot of planes, in particular the F-35 fighter jet, which is like almost like an invisible fighter. I was asking the Air Force guys, I said, how good is this plane? They said, well, sir, you can't see it. I said but in a fight. You know, in a fight, like I watch on the movies. The fight, they're fighting. How good is this? They say, well, it wins every time because the enemy cannot see it. Even if it's right next to them, it can't see it. I said that helps. That's a good thing.

[ready4ONE 5,400]

19 minutes ago, Nature Boy Flair said:

You left off some stuff in between, keep it up I hear cnn is hiring 

The Navy, I can tell you, we're ordering ships, with the Air Force I can tell you we're ordering a lot of planes, in particular the F-35 fighter jet, which is like almost like an invisible fighter. I was asking the Air Force guys, I said, how good is this plane? They said, well, sir, you can't see it. I said but in a fight. You know, in a fight, like I watch on the movies. The fight, they're fighting. How good is this? They say, well, it wins every time because the enemy cannot see it. Even if it's right next to them, it can't see it. I said that helps. That's a good thing.

Still jibberish. Guess money doesn't buy coherent sentences anymore.

[Voice of Reason 10,298]

What?  Trump spent his holiday serving and eating with our serving forces, and not playing golf?  Ermagherd, the TRAGEDY that he said a few words out of context.  

[mindthegap 2,521]

The bigliest planes.

 

Billions and billions and billions of them. 

[Steeleballz 7,550]

22 hours ago, Nature Boy Flair said:

You left off some stuff in between, keep it up I hear cnn is hiring 

The Navy, I can tell you, we're ordering ships, with the Air Force I can tell you we're ordering a lot of planes, in particular the F-35 fighter jet, which is like almost like an invisible fighter. I was asking the Air Force guys, I said, how good is this plane? They said, well, sir, you can't see it. I said but in a fight. You know, in a fight, like I watch on the movies. The fight, they're fighting. How good is this? They say, well, it wins every time because the enemy cannot see it. Even if it's right next to them, it can't see it. I said that helps. That's a good thing.

 

    Somewhere deep inside that coconut is what Trump proclaims to be the greatest mind in history. A shame really, to keep it locked up so tightly. That little walnut in there really needs some air once in a while. 

[Ebunoluwa 6,136]

 

How does one sit on a movie and watch it at the same time ? He must be twisting himself into a pretzel.

[ready4ONE 5,400]

12 hours ago, IDWAF said:

What?  Trump spent his holiday serving and eating with our serving forces, and not playing golf?  Ermagherd, the TRAGEDY that he said a few words out of context.  

He spent a little time on one of his many exclusive golf courses and had a grand time having a traditional thanksgiving dinner at the winter White House. He was hardly out with the troops digging foxholes and burning latrine barrels (though they do resemble the quality of his words and Tweets.)

[Voice of Reason 10,298]

1 hour ago, ready4ONE said:

He spent a little time on one of his many exclusive golf courses and had a grand time having a traditional thanksgiving dinner at the winter White House. He was hardly out with the troops digging foxholes and burning latrine barrels (though they do resemble the quality of his words and Tweets.)

Are you this delusional in real life, or do you only play like this online?

 

He spent time with our troops.  What did YOU do for our troops this year?  

[ready4ONE 5,400]

1 hour ago, IDWAF said:

Are you this delusional in real life, or do you only play like this online?

 

He spent time with our troops.  What did YOU do for our troops this year?  

He did what I said he did and I didn't say he didn't spend time with the troops. How is that delusional? He spent time making mangled sentences and talking up how great the troops have it what with all the bigly fantastic things Donald Trump has done. Awesome!

[The Nature Boy 7,659]

5 hours ago, IDWAF said:

Are you this delusional in real life, or do you only play like this online?

 

He spent time with our troops.  What did YOU do for our troops this year?  

He wasn't digging foxhole and burning poop. Now that is classic hissy fit golf right there.

 

As for burning poop. I did 12 years and never saw one brown trout roasted. Me thinks someone's military experience is watching platoon .

[ready4ONE 5,400]

16 hours ago, Nature Boy Flair said:

He wasn't digging foxhole and burning poop. Now that is classic hissy fit golf right there.

 

As for burning poop. I did 12 years and never saw one brown trout roasted. Me thinks someone's military experience is watching platoon .

I didn't get to buy a medical deferment to avoid going to Vietnam. My diapers were enough to keep me out.

 

Thanks for admitting Trump went golfing though, honestly his cheer squad has a good deal of trouble with facts and your admission was refreshing.

[Steeleballz 7,550]

16 hours ago, Nature Boy Flair said:

He wasn't digging foxhole and burning poop. Now that is classic hissy fit golf right there.

 

As for burning poop. I did 12 years and never saw one brown trout roasted. Me thinks someone's military experience is watching platoon .

 

   Thanks for sharing. 

[Ban Hammer 12,829]

[ready4ONE 5,400]

I don't know anyone considering suicide over Trump, but a break from his completely over the top buffoonery would be nice.