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Does the phrase "Wiener schnitzel" make you blush? Can you state with confidence what really happened to the man from Nantucket? Do the words "tool," "wood," and "unit" make you snigger like Beavis and Butt-head?

If so, you might have a filthy mind. But since most of life's mysteries can only be solved through quizzes, you won't be able to PROVE you're perverted until you slam through our "Do You Have A Dirtyy Mind?" quiz! Heh. We said "slam." Heh-heh-heh.

http://www.ecrush.com/quizzes/dirty_mind/index.phtml?sess_sid=&cobrand=

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Filthy As Sin

Get out that can of Comet and start scrubbing, kid! You've got the type of mind that mothers everywhere punish with a mouthful of soap and a buzz-killing curfew. It's people like you who make Parental Advisory stickers a must! Drag your mind out of the gutter before you get yourself in trouble! Or, you know, don't. Heh.


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Filed: Citizen (pnd) Country: Hong Kong
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Filthy As Sin

Get out that can of Comet and start scrubbing, kid! You've got the type of mind that mothers everywhere punish with a mouthful of soap and a buzz-killing curfew. It's people like you who make Parental Advisory stickers a must! Drag your mind out of the gutter before you get yourself in trouble! Or, you know, don't. Heh.

Me too :unsure:


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ME THREE


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HAHAHAHAHAHA ya dirty buggers :thumbs:


You can find me on FBI

An overview of Security Name Checks And Administrative Review at Service Center, NVC & Consulate levels.

Detailed Review USCIS Alien Security Checks

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View Timeline HERE

I am but a wench not a lawyer. My advice and opinion is just that. I read, I research, I learn.

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me too!!! hehe

and I am suprised...

who? MOI? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... :devil:

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:


Tho' lovers be lost, love shall not... and death shall have NO dominion!

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to where the grace of God will not protect you.

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Also Filthy As Sin :devil:


Timeline:

11-15-2005: Sent in I-129F to VSC

11-21-2005: NOA1

11-29-2005: NOA2

12-05-2005: NVC recieved

12-17-2005: Packet 3 received from Dublin

1-11-2006: Sent packet 3 forms, etc. to Dublin

2-03-2006: Interview Date :)APPROVED!!!

2-05-2006: Flying to Logan Airport

2-11-2006: Wedding Date

3-14-2006: Filed AOS and EAD

3-22-2006: NOA1 (AOS and EAD)

4-07-2006: Biometrics

6-07-2006: EAD approved!!

7-24-2006: AOS Interview APPROVED!!!

7-27-2006: Received Welcome to America letter

8-03-2006: Green Card Received :)

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Also Filthy As Sin :devil:

me too.. :devil:


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Not So Fresh

Not perfectly clean, but not incapable of being washed off, either. If you were a dinner plate, you'd be coated with the remnants of last night's fettuccine Alfredo. Nothing wrong with that -- just make sure you throw yourself in the dishwasher every once in a while. :lol:


Entry in the USA: May 13 2005

10 yr GC approved: October 5 2007

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Filed: AOS (apr) Country: Thailand
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Filthy As Sin :lol::whistle:


09/05/2005 Met Tik thru my brothers Thai Wife

12/01/2005 First meeting in Thailand

12/12/2005 Returned to the USA

12/13/2005 I-129F mailed express mail to TSC

12/15/2005 TSC Recived paperwork

12/21/2005 Noa-1

12/27/2005 Noa-1 recieved snail mail dated Dec 21 transfered to CSC

03/14/2006 NOA 2

03/16/2006 Medical, Police report and postal fee paid.

03/21/2006 NVC Sent to Bangkok

03/24/2006 Bangkok gets package tracked online with DHL

03/27/2006 Mailed in packet 3

04/04/2006 Interview assigned May 22 2006

05/22/2006 Interview day... delayed Approval because of FBI NAME CHECK

05/26/2006 VISA RECIEVED!!!!!!!!!!

05/27/2006 POE LAX ..MY BABY IN AMERICA!!!!

06/17/2006 Wedding DAY!!!!!!!!!!!! MARRIED!!!

06/19/2006 Applied for ssn

06/26/2006 Recieved SSN

AOS

08/03/2006 Sent AOS paperwork to Chicago lockbox

08/07/2006 Recived at Chicago

08/15/2006 NOA for 485 and 131

08/30/2006 Biometrics

08/30/2006 Notice Transfered to CSC.. Hello My old CSC Friends

9/26/06 Received Welcome Notice email

09/30/06 Green Card IN HAND

01/08/07 Pregnant !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

09/26/07 Baby Here!!!!!

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Filed: AOS (apr) Country: Germany
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Filthy as sin. Doesn't surprise me one bit.

Damn, now I have that song stuck in my ear...

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,

And they're like

It's better than yours,

And damn right it's better than yours,

I can teach you,

But I have to charge

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AOS & EAD:

10/13/2006 - sent AOS and EAD documents

10/18/2006 - NOA1

11/02/2006 - biometrics appointment in Santa Ana

01/05/2007 - interview appointment in Santa Ana - APPROVED!!!

01/16/2007 - greencard in mail

01/22/2007 - EAD card in mail (well, thank you very much)

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