Couples who share the housework are more likely to divorce.

[Andie 147]

I'll admit that as someone who has graduated from nursing school, passed the NCLEX, and found a good hospital nursing job --

I sleep a LOT. Because I have to work nights like most new grads. I'm mostly awake between 0200 - 0700 when I'm not working. The other night, I was hungry so I went to Denny's at like 0330. Highlight of my week.

Last week, I was doing my grocery shopping at WalMart at around the same time and I saw a 30-something year-old woman dressed up like an oversized panda bear. That was pretty cool, too.

I actually had three full days off in a row. Of course, the first day was spent sleeping, but the next day -- I got to watch an entire day's worth of a NCIS marathon. And I have enough Honey Boo Boo DVR'd to last me a few hours.

Tonight, I have laundry to do!

Cool! I love reality !!

[Bad_Daddy 2,209]

[HannahP 119]

Typical CABA. Eating at Denny's. A real woman could feed a family of eight on a piece of bread, some mustard and a carrot. Also, are you sure YOU aren't the oversized panda?

No wonder you like Honey Boo Boo. Those heifers must remind you of home.

Maybe I *am* the mother from Honey Boo Boo. See mah neck crust?

[elmcitymaven 9,711]

Hilarious and totally original! OMG this thread is soooo full of win. I get it -- we're all heifers! Yeah, you got us on that one.

Maybe I *am* the mother from Honey Boo Boo. See mah neck crust?

Okay, I love you even more for that.

[Ban Hammer 12,897]

what one will never see in alaska due to no grass and cold winters.

i'll take famous porn movies for $500, alex.

[spookyturtle 9,465]

Gary got his a$$ handed to him on a silver platter in this thread. Women are so vicious. Piranhas.

[elmcitymaven 9,711]

Have fun tonight, y'all. I have to go drink my not insignificant weight in beer.

Kip: do not disappoint me further! Your attempts recently have, how shall we put it, been a little lacklustre. A little off your game. You almost make my adamantine CABA excuse for a heart weep.

Almost!

[Amby 490]

I'm so confused about why Alla is so awesome compared to other women. She sounds like a regular woman. She does regular household chores that most women do all the time. It doesn't seem like she goes above and beyond anything anyone else does. Unless I'm missing something?

[Nasturtium 500]

Details? I would love to hear them, your life sounds so fascinating

Alla goess shooting Saturday morning, except in winter when she goes skiing. We have an annual pass at three ski resorts near our home. Bolton Valley, Mad River Glen and Jay Peak. Dancing lessons Tuesday and Wednesday evening, health club Thursday for swimming, fun dancing Friday night and sometimes Saturday night. She cleans floors usually Monday and Tuesday morning. She has nursing school Wed., Thurs., Friday mornings. Occasional ice skating, horseback riding. We live on Lake Champlain and have a private beach. She sunbathes/swims naked. Sometimes sleeps naked on the beach on hot summer nights. We have no AC...too bad, eh? Photos of all this, except the naked type, are at my profile, just click "photos"

She does fashion modeling also, usually one or two days per month.

So when do you think she would do more? Monday night? Yeah that's open. She is paying bills right now...she does all the bookkeeping for the house also.

She has been to Canada dzens of times this year,(although since that is an hour drive to Montreal it doesn't qualify as travel) New York and Boston for multiple days twice each, Ukraine/Russia for a month, Germany and Italy coming and going for three days each (love that new US passport! No visas needed!) Houston once, to get our son settled at Rice University for his fully paid Doctoral degree and we will go there again in February and to Ukraine during her winter break from nursing school. You? Where have you traveled so far this year?

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

My doctorate is also fully paid. I could swap jeans and shoes with Alla. I am sure Alla is awesome-- but at this point, no one cares.

[Nasturtium 500]

He's projecting again. Pay him no mind.

I have approximately 80 bajillion postgraduate qualifications (okay, three) and I'm about to start my fourth. Postgraduate work's awesome! I'm too embarrassed to admit where I've attended though, since most people just tend to reduce me to being a smartypants. Bummer.

Oh, and it's like 5000°F here right now. You bet your sweet bippy I sleep naked! Last morning, when I woke my beloved with a kiss in all of my naked glory, he said, "oh thank goodness we sleep naked! We'd be so boring and inhibited and samey if we didn't." Then we made sure he left the house empty.

LIAR! You really mean you sat around alone, sucking the life out of anyone in a 50-mile radius and you have only ever been naked at the doctor's office. What you really emptied of your boyfriend's was his SOUL. Also, admit it- your degrees come from a cereal box. Or perhaps are simply a mad lib that you kept from your childhood.

[elmcitymaven 9,711]

LIAR! You really mean you sat around alone, sucking the life out of anyone in a 50-mile radius and you have only ever been naked at the doctor's office. What you really emptied of your boyfriend's was his SOUL. Also, admit it- your degrees come from a cereal box. Or perhaps are simply a mad lib that you kept from your childhood.

I emptied the cereal box of Count Chocula.

[Penny Lane 8,159]

I'm so confused about why Alla is so awesome compared to other women. She sounds like a regular woman. She does regular household chores that most women do all the time. It doesn't seem like she goes above and beyond anything anyone else does. Unless I'm missing something?

How dare you. Alla is our goddess and you will treat her as such.

[Nasturtium 500]

I emptied the cereal box of Count Chocula.

Well, to be fair, his eyebrows are so irresistible.

[Penny Lane 8,159]

I hope these are California cows.

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

I hope these are California cows.

That is Timmy Grass, so maybe. Of course, it could be Vermont as well.