Couples who share the housework are more likely to divorce.

[Staashi 371]

Gary, I don't know you, but I do know Trompe Le Monde. Having known her for a little while, I wish I had her profession, which is a dream job for most, and that would take me all over the world. Alla sounds like a lovely and intelligent woman, and her background is commendable. However, never in my life did I aspire to marry a middle-aged man with a heart condition and drive a Toyota Yaris. Just sayin'.

[elmcitymaven 9,711]

How the hell did you get that out of my post?

He's projecting again. Pay him no mind.

I have approximately 80 bajillion postgraduate qualifications (okay, three) and I'm about to start my fourth. Postgraduate work's awesome! I'm too embarrassed to admit where I've attended though, since most people just tend to reduce me to being a smartypants. Bummer.

Oh, and it's like 5000°F here right now. You bet your sweet bippy I sleep naked! Last morning, when I woke my beloved with a kiss in all of my naked glory, he said, "oh thank goodness we sleep naked! We'd be so boring and inhibited and samey if we didn't." Then we made sure he left the house empty.

[Staashi 371]

He's projecting again. Pay him no mind.

I have approximately 80 bajillion postgraduate qualifications (okay, three) and I'm about to start my fourth. Postgraduate work's awesome! I'm too embarrassed to admit where I've attended though, since most people just tend to reduce me to being a smartypants. Bummer.

Oh, and it's like 5000°F here right now. You bet your sweet bippy I sleep naked! Last morning, when I woke my beloved with a kiss in all of my naked glory, he said, "oh thank goodness we sleep naked! We'd be so boring and inhibited and samey if we didn't." Then we made sure he left the house empty.

@”Left the house empty.”

[VJ Supersleuth 100]

However, never in my life did I aspire to marry a middle-aged man with a heart condition and drive a Toyota Yaris. Just sayin'.

Staashi,

That, of course, is Alla's CHOICE!

[Penny Lane 8,159]

Details? I would love to hear them, your life sounds so fascinating

Alla goess shooting Saturday morning, except in winter when she goes skiing. We have an annual pass at three ski resorts near our home. Bolton Valley, Mad River Glen and Jay Peak. Dancing lessons Tuesday and Wednesday evening, health club Thursday for swimming, fun dancing Friday night and sometimes Saturday night. She cleans floors usually Monday and Tuesday morning. She has nursing school Wed., Thurs., Friday mornings. Occasional ice skating, horseback riding. We live on Lake Champlain and have a private beach. She sunbathes/swims naked. Sometimes sleeps naked on the beach on hot summer nights. We have no AC...too bad, eh? Photos of all this, except the naked type, are at my profile, just click "photos"

She does fashion modeling also, usually one or two days per month.

So when do you think she would do more? Monday night? Yeah that's open. She is paying bills right now...she does all the bookkeeping for the house also.

She has been to Canada dzens of times this year,(although since that is an hour drive to Montreal it doesn't qualify as travel) New York and Boston for multiple days twice each, Ukraine/Russia for a month, Germany and Italy coming and going for three days each (love that new US passport! No visas needed!) Houston once, to get our son settled at Rice University for his fully paid Doctoral degree and we will go there again in February and to Ukraine during her winter break from nursing school. You? Where have you traveled so far this year?

Good lord, nobody gives a sh*t.

[VJ Supersleuth 100]

Details? I would love to hear them, your life sounds so fascinating

Alla goess shooting Saturday morning, except in winter when she goes skiing. We have an annual pass at three ski resorts near our home. Bolton Valley, Mad River Glen and Jay Peak. Dancing lessons Tuesday and Wednesday evening, health club Thursday for swimming, fun dancing Friday night and sometimes Saturday night. She cleans floors usually Monday and Tuesday morning. She has nursing school Wed., Thurs., Friday mornings. Occasional ice skating, horseback riding. We live on Lake Champlain and have a private beach. She sunbathes/swims naked. Sometimes sleeps naked on the beach on hot summer nights. We have no AC...too bad, eh? Photos of all this, except the naked type, are at my profile, just click "photos"

She does fashion modeling also, usually one or two days per month.

So when do you think she would do more? Monday night? Yeah that's open. She is paying bills right now...she does all the bookkeeping for the house also.

She has been to Canada dzens of times this year,(although since that is an hour drive to Montreal it doesn't qualify as travel) New York and Boston for multiple days twice each, Ukraine/Russia for a month, Germany and Italy coming and going for three days each (love that new US passport! No visas needed!) Houston once, to get our son settled at Rice University for his fully paid Doctoral degree and we will go there again in February and to Ukraine during her winter break from nursing school. You? Where have you traveled so far this year?

Good lord, nobody gives a sh*t.

Evylin,

In Gary's absence, please let me tell you that he does not care what you think. I only know this because he's professed it numerous times during his membership at VJ. I'm sure many are thinking, "Wait! If he doesn't care what everyone thinks, why does he continuously post about Alla's accomplishments?" I will agree that his actions clearly contradict themselves, but alas, insecurity can make a man do some very funny things.

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

I didn't realize scrubbing floors and cleaning ladies was so controversial!

I wonder what Gary's position is on labor-saving devices such as the washing machine, the vacuum cleaner and the dishwasher?

[Fandango 1,439]

Evylin,

In Gary's absence, please let me tell you that he does not care what you think. I only know this because he's professed it numerous times during his membership at VJ. I'm sure many are thinking, "Wait! If he doesn't care what everyone thinks, why does he continuously post about Alla's accomplishments?" I will agree that his actions clearly contradict themselves, but alas, insecurity can make a man do some very funny things.

I think it's NakedRussianFairytaleBedtimeStoryHour™.

Edited October 2, 2012 by Anita Cocktail

[Empress of Groovy 373]

I have only a bachelor's degree, but I have reached the following conclusion:

If you don't care to read about the state of a certain person's ballsac and couldn't give a sh!t less about his old lady's weekly schedule in minute detail, you HATE WOMEN, do NOT believe in CHOICE, and are a self-loathing, UNEDUCATED malcontent who LOOKS like an INCONTINENT yak's butthole!

P.S. (fair tax!)

[elmcitymaven 9,711]

I didn't realize scrubbing floors and cleaning ladies was so controversial!

I wonder what Gary's position is on labor-saving devices such as the washing machine, the vacuum cleaner and the dishwasher?

Only a slacky slattern would rely on those. Slattern!

[I AM NOT THAT GUY 5,715]

I love how Gary gets into pissing matches using accomplishments which aren't his.

It's called living vicariously through the woman that sleeps in his bed, while he sleeps on the floor, like a good puppy.

Edited October 2, 2012 by The Patriot

[elmcitymaven 9,711]

It's call living vicariously through the woman that sleeps in his bed, while he sleeps on the floor, like a good puppy.

Ouchie.

[Trompe le Monde 1,107]

I have only a bachelor's degree, but I have reached the following conclusion:

If you don't care to read about the state of a certain person's ballsac and couldn't give a sh!t less about his old lady's weekly schedule in minute detail, you HATE WOMEN, do NOT believe in CHOICE, and are a self-loathing, UNEDUCATED malcontent who LOOKS like an INCONTINENT yak's butthole!

P.S. (fair tax!)

Gary is like the Al Sharpton of all these imaginary beautiful women who are being persecuted

[HannahP 119]

I'll admit that as someone who has graduated from nursing school, passed the NCLEX, and found a good hospital nursing job --

I sleep a LOT. Because I have to work nights like most new grads. I'm mostly awake between 0200 - 0700 when I'm not working. The other night, I was hungry so I went to Denny's at like 0330. Highlight of my week.

Last week, I was doing my grocery shopping at WalMart at around the same time and I saw a 30-something year-old woman dressed up like an oversized panda bear. That was pretty cool, too.

I actually had three full days off in a row. Of course, the first day was spent sleeping, but the next day -- I got to watch an entire day's worth of a NCIS marathon. And I have enough Honey Boo Boo DVR'd to last me a few hours.

Tonight, I have laundry to do!

[elmcitymaven 9,711]

I'll admit that as someone who has graduated from nursing school, passed the NCLEX, and found a good hospital nursing job --

I sleep a LOT. Because I have to work nights like most new grads. I'm mostly awake between 0200 - 0700 when I'm not working. The other night, I was hungry so I went to Denny's at like 0330. Highlight of my week.

Last week, I was doing my grocery shopping at WalMart at around the same time and I saw a 30-something year-old woman dressed up like an oversized panda bear. That was pretty cool, too.

I actually had three full days off in a row. Of course, the first day was spent sleeping, but the next day -- I got to watch an entire day's worth of a NCIS marathon. And I have enough Honey Boo Boo DVR'd to last me a few hours.

Tonight, I have laundry to do!

Typical CABA. Eating at Denny's. A real woman could feed a family of eight on a piece of bread, some mustard and a carrot. Also, are you sure YOU aren't the oversized panda?

No wonder you like Honey Boo Boo. Those heifers must remind you of home.