Are you flirting if a woman screams to get your attention?

[Ken y Leidys 20]

I was at McDonalds yesterday afternoon w/my Belleza Latina (Wife) and my good friend Ross (dressed as "The Crow"), and after ordering our McMeal, the young Latina behind the counter began jumping up and down for no apparent reason and then let out a big scream. I looked at her, thinking - "What on earth are you screaming about!?!" and she gave me this big smile in front of my wife. As everyone walked to our mini McTable to eat our McMeals, I was told that I was "Flirting back at a woman flirting with me!"

So, looking at a woman screaming at you while she worked qualifies as flirting?

Guys, weigh in please. I don't think I was guilty. The next time a woman screams, should I look the other way?

[luckytxn 2,265]

No you weren't. Just do as I do with my wife and realize she is nuts and go on with life. It is better than thinking about womans bizarre brain patterns.

[TBoneTX 47,572]

It sounds as though the McClerkette skipper her distemper shot this week, si man.

The extent of my flirting is to point out "rubias" (blondes) on television, and to suggest that Mrs. T-B. procure a "peluca rubia" (blonde wig). If I do this one more time, I may receive a "chicharron" (violent, perhaps fatal, response), si man. Women don't tend to flirt with me, or at least I'm so married that I don't notice, no man.

Ken, regarding the McFlirting: If it happens again, extend your arms in a potential hug toward the McFlirterette, shout "BAYBEE!", immediately turn and plant a fat, slobbery kiss on your esposa, and definitely give her an energetic wedgie, si man.

[Pooky 3,878]

It sounds as though the McClerkette skipper her distemper shot this week, si man.

The extent of my flirting is to point out "rubias" (blondes) on television, and to suggest that Mrs. T-B. procure a "peluca rubia" (blonde wig). If I do this one more time, I may receive a "chicharron" (violent, perhaps fatal, response), si man. Women don't tend to flirt with me, or at least I'm so married that I don't notice, no man.

Ken, regarding the McFlirting: If it happens again, extend your arms in a potential hug toward the McFlirterette, shout "BAYBEE!", immediately turn and plant a fat, slobbery kiss on your esposa, and definitely give her an energetic wedgie, si man.

A wedgie? In McNasty's? Have you taken leave of your senses?

It's a McWedgie™, please!

[Ban Hammer 14,299]

they serve mcflirting and mcwedgies at mcd's?

[Ken y Leidys 20]

they serve mcflirting and mcwedgies at mcd's?

No more McChicken's at that McDonalds.

[thongd4me 69]

No Ken you're not at fault,

but sometimes we have

to sit back and think how

women think.

1) It doesn't matter that the counter-girl's behavior shocked you.

Whether you flirted back at her or gave her the back of your hand,

you would still be in hot water. Why? Because your wife assumed

that you gave the counter-girl "winkage" or some other secret sign

that indicated your interest in her. This was not the case, obviously,

but rule #1 for men is "apologize in any case." (F) (F)

2) Why on earth would the girl flirt with you when you were obviosly taken?

Women often want what another one has, and since you have a very

hot wife, her menu says, "I'm having what she's having."

3) Staying away from Mickey D's will probably not prevent such incidents in the future.

I hear male chastity belts (wore on the outside á la Madonna) are very much in fashion this year...

[Ken y Leidys 20]

No Ken you're not at fault,

but sometimes we have

to sit back and think how

women think.

2) Why on earth would the girl flirt with you when you were obviosly taken?

Women often want what another one has, and since you have a very

hot wife, her menu says, "I'm having what she's having."

3) Staying away from Mickey D's will probably not prevent such incidents in the future.

I hear male chastity belts (wore on the outside á la Madonna) are very much in fashion this year...

I agree! She stopped talking about the woman's behavior. I can't believe her Manager didn't do anything. He just looked at her as if to say, "What are you doing?" Leidys told me that in Colombia, this sort of thing happens frequently.

[slim 1,533]

Hey, we can't help it if women literally throw it at us. Our wives knew this when they married us. So, in reality, it's their fault, not ours.

If she didn't want stuff like this to happen, she shouldn't have married such an attractive dude.

[marklovetina 52]

I was at McDonalds yesterday afternoon w/my Belleza Latina (Wife) and my good friend Ross (dressed as "The Crow"), and after ordering our McMeal, the young Latina behind the counter began jumping up and down for no apparent reason and then let out a big scream. I looked at her, thinking - "What on earth are you screaming about!?!" and she gave me this big smile in front of my wife. As everyone walked to our mini McTable to eat our McMeals, I was told that I was "Flirting back at a woman flirting with me!"

So, looking at a woman screaming at you while she worked qualifies as flirting?

Guys, weigh in please. I don't think I was guilty. The next time a woman screams, should I look the other way?