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Santa Claus has been declared a Canadian citizen with fully authorized re-entry rights, the country's citizenship minister announced in Ottawa.

In a formal statement, Jason Kenney, the minister of Citizenship, Immigration and Multiculturalism, declared the legendary Christmas gift-giver Canuck status, the Canwest News Service reported.

The Government of Canada wishes Santa the very best in his Christmas Eve duties and wants to let him know that, as a Canadian citizen, he has the automatic right to re-enter Canada once his trip around the world is complete, Kenney's statement said.

The report noted Santa's traditional red and white attire matches Canada's flag colors, and said the North American Aerospace Defense Command Santa tracker always shows his trip beginning in the Canadian Arctic. The joint Canadian-U.S. NORAD has issued real-time tracking of Santa's worldwide Christmas trek for more than 50 years and posts his progress at www.noradsanta.org.

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don't they have more important things to do up there in canada's government?

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don't they have more important things to do up there in canada's government?

No.

I wonder if Santa will have to install a speed limiter for next years trip to Ontario.

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don't they have more important things to do up there in canada's government?

Most important is the USCIS to grant USC to Santa, now that's really important.

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don't they have more important things to do up there in canada's government?

Is that all that different than NORAD "tracking" Santa every year?


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Can't think of too many things more important than supporting Santa and the Christmas Spirit on December 24th and 25th!

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Can't think of too many things more important than supporting Santa and the Christmas Spirit on December 24th and 25th!

i agree..brother charles is just grumpy caused he did not get some timbits for christmas


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I guess if the North Pole melts at least now Santa can legally immigrate south across the border. :P


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so true, and i am certain Captain..he be here on vj...being sponsored by a noob...

oh yeah, merry christmas Captain


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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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Can't think of too many things more important than supporting Santa and the Christmas Spirit on December 24th and 25th!

i agree..brother charles is just grumpy caused he did not get some timbits for christmas

yeah yeah, merry christmas

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I know why, so that he can go back and forth w/o worrying about his immigration status.

I wonder if he has a EAD to work in the US, he comes 1 a year and works a day, I demand an investigation, maybe he doesn't even own a SSN! also check those permits on those reindeers, were they lawfully intoduced into the US; did they get their rabies shots?


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