really do love this country - but

[munchkins 0]

really do love this country, but...

1. Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America... do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America... do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille.

Sounds a bit like the UK

Edited May 16, 2006 by munchkins

[alexil74 0]

[Mina76 0]

Ohhh so true!

[Gatorfan 0]

Good stuff.

[almaty 19]

that is soooo true

[rebeccajo 14]

That hotdog bun thing is enough to drive me mad...............especially when you are planning a bonfire for 80 teenagers.....

Edited May 16, 2006 by rebeccajo

[edsperfect 25]

Nobody said things would be perfect.

What sort of ticks me off is "If you want english push one"

Seems we are the immigrants now and everything is set up to make it easy for those speaking spanish

[Anyta Holland 0]

[Ladylethal 12]

:lol:

[Yodrak 7]

rebeccajo,

Why? The numbers work out perfectly for 80 people.

Yodrak

That hotdog bun thing is enough to drive me mad...............especially when you are planning a bonfire for 80 teenagers.....

[Indo_mommy 0]

[pedroh 21]

Nobody said things would be perfect.

What sort of ticks me off is "If you want english push one"

Seems we are the immigrants now and everything is set up to make it easy for those speaking spanish

sigh.. no comments.. lol.. no business instinct whatsoever

[rejane 1]

pretty funny

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