I'm Going to Stick My Rant on Your Lawn Sign

[TBoneTX 43,194]

11 hours ago, Bayoubrit said:

1.  the sun is shinning, weather is Many degrees

2.  and i have been approved... 

1.  Wait till tomorrow's weather, ha man.

2.  Welcome to the Colonies, or at least to the Louisiana Purchase, si man.

[TBoneTX 43,194]

Rant, see man:

We respect Disabled Veterans, but they should never be allowed to drive in the left lane, si and no man.

[TBoneTX 43,194]

As of midnight, Ontarklar has been a VisaJourney member for 2x2x2+2 years, congratulations D ma'am!

[TBoneTX 43,194]

Rantlemma*, see man:

 

*part rant, part dilemma, new word man

 

We have just finished our most recent cheaps and want more, ingest man.

We will be away for the weekend, trip man.

Should we open more cheaps now, or ensure just-opened freshness** upon return, huh man?

 

**sounds perilously close to a Fallopian Chat-type commercial for chicas, egad man

[TBoneTX 43,194]

Rant, grrr man:

 

As a substitute for cheaps, we found some "Fun Size" packages of Peanut Butter M&Ms, ingest instead man.

How can they possibly be Fun if the packages are so microscopic, huh and grrrr man?

[TBoneTX 43,194]

Necessary clarification for new thread-participants, everyone else can ignore man:

 

Some years ago, we came home, and this dialogue ensued, see man:

Mrs. T-B.:  I bought you cheap.
T-B.:  What did you say?
Mrs. T-B.:  I bought you cheap.
T-B.:  You bought us cheap?  What the dickens does THAT mean?  We're not that cheap. And don't let Immigration hear you say that.
Mrs. T-B. [frustrated]: Cheap, CHEAP!  I bought you CHEAP!
It turned out that Mrs. T-B. had gone to the store and bought us a bag of potato cheaps, si man.

[TBoneTX 43,194]

Cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', Commie-babes etc.!

[NikLR 13,220]

15 hours ago, TBoneTX said:

Necessary clarification for new thread-participants, everyone else can ignore man:

 

Some years ago, we came home, and this dialogue ensued, see man:

Mrs. T-B.:  I bought you cheap.
T-B.:  What did you say?
Mrs. T-B.:  I bought you cheap.
T-B.:  You bought us cheap?  What the dickens does THAT mean?  We're not that cheap. And don't let Immigration hear you say that.
Mrs. T-B. [frustrated]: Cheap, CHEAP!  I bought you CHEAP!
It turned out that Mrs. T-B. had gone to the store and bought us a bag of potato cheaps, si man.

Has she not said anything funny since then? Or has her english just gotten better (or your understanding of her accent?)

Edited January 19, 2017 by NikLR

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

6 hours ago, NikLR said:

Has she not said anything funny since then? Or has her english just gotten better (or your understanding of her accent?)

 

I wonder if they've even talked since then.  

[TBoneTX 43,194]

9 hours ago, NikLR said:

Has she not said anything funny since then? Or has her english just gotten better (or your understanding of her accent?)

See post from page Many of this thread, see Niki-B. ma'am.  Her English is about the same, sigh man.

3 hours ago, N-o-l-a said:

I wonder if they've even talked since then.  

See post from page Many of this thread, see Nola-B. ma'am.  And she yaks, sigh man, as follows:

Mrs. T-B.:  Yak yak yak YAK yak yakyakyakYAKyakyakYAK yak yak yak yak!  [repeat ad infinitum, shoot us now man]

[TBoneTX 43,194]

By dual request above, we are helpfully reproducing the conversation from just earlier this month/year, see man:

 

Mrs. T-B.:  I have each.
T-B.:  Each what?
Mrs. T-B.:  I have each.
T-B.:  Each what?
Mrs. T-B.:  Each!  Each!
T-B.:  Each of what, already?
Mrs. T-B. [exaggerated enunciation]: I have each here, here!  [points to between shoulderblades]
[T-B. scratches each, si man]

[TBoneTX 43,194]

We told Mini-B. that Daddy was going away for a couple of days, and Mini-B. got teary-eyed, sad wee man.

We promised to bring him some bubble gum and some mini-marshmallows, slight consolation man.

 

Cat definitely knows that Cat-Daddy is going away, perceptive miu man.

Cat has been a lap-barnacle at every opportunity, miu man.

She has also just dropped two wrappers, miu-of-routine man.

De-dish cat prep zzz man.

Mornin'/weekend, Commie- and other babes with or without +1 inventories and who know our latest dialogue with Mrs. T-B.!

[SAT 9,609]

This post is titled "I WANT MY MONEY BACK!"

 

I get home last night. No internet, no landline phone service, no cable....

Checked all my cables.

Fios obviously down.

Check Verizon outage map. Shows nothing.

Did systems test via cell phone, now they say "We'll need more help, call this number"

Call the number, spend 10 minutes on it, then the robot transfers me to a person.

While ringing for the person, robot says "No answer, this call is being disconnected"

Back to square 1 all pissed off now.....

Wake up this morning, check outage map again, now VZ admits there's a problem.

Says "Service will be restored by 3PM"

WT-F man.....I want my money back!

 

And, stupid dry cleaner need a new stapler. You know how they staple a paper tag to your shirt? I practically needed a pair of pliers this morning to get that staple off my collar! WT-F man...I want my money back!

 

 

 

[Russ&Caro 1,548]

Some of the people who program automated call IVR's (Interactive Voice Recorders) are pretty sadistic. Just don't blame the robot. They do as they're told.

[SAT 9,609]

I dun care. I want my money back...