How long have you been in the US?
What are your ties to Mexico?
Does your College know that you are out of status?
As an aside you are of course deportable if apprehended.
Parent sponsorship c2050 I would think, when you are talking about these sort of timelines it is always anyone's guess.
Unless I am missing something with your history a F1 is going to be a big ask.
TN is also a non immigrant visa.