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WNBA Players Assure FBI They Weren't Missing Layups To Throw Games, They Just Suck At Basketball U.S. — In light of the NBA's recent gambling scandal, WNBA players assured federal agents that they don't miss easy layups to throw games, they just suck at basketball. Suspicion had arisen regarding the effort of WNBA players, with many people leveling accusations at them for trying to intentionally lose games as part of an alleged nationwide illegal gambling operation. A group of players met with FBI agents Thursday afternoon to vehemently deny such rumors, clarifying that they were just all really awful basketball players. "I know it seems like a scam, but we're all just really, really bad at this game," said Chicago Sky star Angel Reese. "The truth is, [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/wnba-players-assure-fbi-they-werent-missing-layups-to-throw-games-they-just-suck-at-basketball

Thrilling Monday report, see man: Zzz'd rather well overnight, mirabile dictu man. Breakfasted/skoolbused Mini-B., bye wee man man. Returned immediately for Siesta #1 and zzz'd rather well, mirabile dictu man. Lunch was 2 precooked Costco hard-boiled eggs, ingest we man. Visited Mama T-B., only a couple of yelling sessions man. Returned to casa for Siesta #2 and zzz'd rather well, mirabile dictu man. Din-din was an entire Costco lasagna*, ingest Two Guys man. *recently bought on sale, F$WM Movie night was 2 Better Call Saul episodes, watch Two Guys man. Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. This tallies to Many (2x2x2 +1) for the week already, minimum quota a cinch man. Dessert was strawberries (Aldi) and green grapes (Aldi), ingest Two Guys man. Miu consumed one of the greens from a strawberry, noncarniverous miu man. Miu rather quiescent all day except we had to brush her Many (2+1) times, service miu we man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. Must take Uncle T-B. for mutual ear-cleaning on Tuesday, overdue for both man. And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.

Bad insouciant mam ma'am! Bad, BAD insouciant INSOUCIANT mam ma'am! We recently did research and learned the following, see man: 1. "Super Heavy Duty" batteries are typically carbon-zinc and absolute poop, avoid them man. 2. Alkaline batteries can vary from name-brand to store-brand (e.g., Kirkland isn't automatically Duracell), si and no man. Regardless, they can last in wall clocks for 2 years, in general man. Many. The very best batteries for low- and medium-drain devices (= "place them & forget them) are the lithium batteries, such as Energizer Ultimate Lithium, si man. They have a life in wall clocks of Many (2+2+1) to Many (2x2x2 +2) years and don't leak, either, si and no man.

LPoP and unread, no see we or anyone man.

We say it without the superfluous "u," mam ma'am.

He's hosed.

Wonderful!

It can't hurt and may help, at least in providing clarity.

A wonderful feeling! And thanks for updating your VJ timeline.

Multiple thread with questions about the I-129F petition have been merged. ElliottHopkins, please confine further questions to the current thread. Thanks, and good luck.

Thread is shifted from the CR-1 Case Progress subforum to the CR-1 Process forum.

Holy mackerel. Awful. Got all the candy for yourself.

Your U.S. Congressman's immigration liaison can inquire on your behalf. Find the Privacy Release form on your Congressman's website and have it ready to go, or submit it online if the process is streamlined. I think it's better to telephone the office first to get the staffer's name and briefly discuss what you intend.

Thrilling Sunday report, see man: Somehow, we zzz'd well overnight, zzz we man. Miu was absolutely aysheep all morning, zoomies by miu man. Had one errand to run, errand we man. Breakfast/lunch/din-din was takeout Subway*, ingest we man. *bought WUOC + gift card, F$WM NFL game was watched, deadly dull with poor outcome man. LL was conquered, domestic we man. A siesta was attempted, abject failure man. Mini-B. came for Two Guys week, Two Guys week man. Movie night was 2 Better Call Saul episodes, watch Two Guys man. Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. This makes Many (2+2+2) qualifying for this week, impressive man. No party with the rubias, no cavort we man. Must probably see Mama T-B. on Monday, obligatory man. And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, report we man.

And it was your fault, huh man? Blasphemy, si man! Anathema, si man! Reported!!!!!!! Number of clocks precised, si and see and man.

Thread is moved from the "Bringing Family of PRs" forum to General Immigration Discussion -- topic applies to many visa types.

Thread is shifted from the K-1 Process forum to the K-1 Case Progress subforum.

Comments? ~~~~~~~~~ Is It Time for the UK To 'Pull an El Salvador'? Bukele is now a verb. To 'Bukele' something is to fix a problem that liberals say is 'too complicated' by simply ignoring their long-winded excuses and just doing the obvious. It is named after the leader of El Salvador, Nayib Bukele, who has turned a country that was once dubbed the murder capital of the world into one of the safest. Meanwhile, Britain, once Europe's most orderly nation, is mired in rape gangs, knife crime, and shoplifting. The UK doesn't need Bukele-style mega-prisons, but it certainly needs his clarity. The problem is that our elites in Westminster have mastered the art of inaction, cloaking their cowardice in excuses about complexity and human rights. They wring their hands over 'systemic' issues, treat illegal migration like an unsolvable cosmic mystery, and turn a blind eye to the mass rape of British girls in the name of diversity. [...] https://europeanconservative.com/articles/commentary/is-it-time-for-the-uk-to-pull-an-el-salvador/

Hmm... no one has posted between our Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke and Sunday's Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke: =========================================== THOUGHTS FOR SENIORS I think I need to lose a little weight. I tried to sit up in bed this morning and ended up rocking myself back to sleep. I went to an antique action yesterday. Three people bid on me. The first rule of cleaning while listening to music: The toilet brush is NEVER the microphone.

Thread is shifted from the K-1 Case Progress subforum to the K-1 Process forum.

Thrilling Saturday non-GS/ES report, see man: Despite HSM, we zzz'd horribly, temperature/nightmares/fizzicle pain man. Visited Mama T-B., mandatory man. Changed her clock, aysheep senior she man man. Caddied 2 weeks' worth of pills, man. We had to recheck all compartments Many (2+2) -- si man, Many (2+2) -- times, aysheep senior she man man. Did a bunch of other stuff, helpful we man. Lunch was her leftover roast beef & sweet potatoes, enough to take the edge off man. No yelling till the end of the nearly Many-hour visit, noteworthy man. We had much to do, such as to grocery for Two Guys week man. Mama T-B. yelled at us, yell back we man. These visits always end like this, sigh man. No wonder our nightmares are invariably about being arrested for elder abuse, sigh man. Went to first ES, then Aldi, then second ES, then legacy supermarket, tired we man. Returned to casa laden with items and was greeted by insistent miu, Feed Treat Notice Me Daddy miu man. Mollified miu, put stuff away, and prepared din-din, exhausted we man. Din-din was MTG with larger can of tuna, ingest we man. An attempted siesta was hosed by shoulder pain, man. Arose and spent nearly an hour changing clocks, man. No stoopider act could ever be conceived, put us on Daylight Saving and keep us there man. We also out-changed the batteries in most of our clocks, change we man. Bored miu observed these proceedings with interest, distract bored miu we man. We will probably not zzz during our "extra hour," no man. Last year, we tested how VJ messages would appear on either side of the time-change, test we man. And no, a post one minute before 2 a.m. does not then appear before a post one minute after 2 a.m. (newly 1 a.m.), no man. We are unsure how that phenomenon is avoided, unsure we man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. NFL game at noon, watch we man. LL to be done, domestic we man. Two Guys eve later, Two Guys eve man. And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.

Saturday GS/ES report, see man: We attended only the ESs, because Mama T-B. kept us late, see Thrilling Saturday non-GS/ES report man. Both ESs yielded the take, see man: -- onecan Chunky soup, large pack coffee filters = $1, steal man -- 2 duster dresses for Mama T-B., >half-full box XL nitrile gloves, silent-sweep wall clock = $Many ($2x2x2 +1), steal man Total = $Many ($2x2x2 +2)

Great report, si man!

Geez -- great report! Upon reflection: Good/excellent idea for variety and health; however, many kids have little pumpkins or bags, and the chips cheaps might not fit or would get smashed.

Without looking, one guess: Amish.