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New Report Indicates Only 3 People In Jan 6 Crowd Were Not FBI Agents WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to a new report, only three people in the crowd at the U.S. Capitol on January 6, 2021, were not FBI agents. The FBI allegedly confirmed to Congress that, on the date of the protest that evolved into a riot, the enormous mob of plainclothes federal agents who stormed the Capitol Building was infiltrated by three MAGA voters. Those individuals were identified as Lectern Guy, Buffalo Hat Guy, and "the black guy from The Babylon Bee videos." Sources confirmed that everyone else involved in the incident was a federal agent. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/new-report-indicates-only-3-people-in-jan-6-crowd-were-not-fbi-agents

Hamas Calls On Democrats To Tone Down Violence GAZA — Amid recent explosions of left-wing terrorism around the country, Hamas issued a rare public statement this morning to ask Democrats to please tone down the violence a little bit. "Please, it's too much. You're all making us look bad," said Hamas spokesterrorist Muhammed Muhammed al-Muhammed. "If this keeps up, our esteemed terrorist organization will lose its reputation as the most violent and feared organization in the world." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/hamas-calls-on-democrats-to-tone-down-violence

Regarding this clown: Did he ever vote in a national election, how often, and what party did he claim (one guess). Does he have a driver's license in any state and any infractions or accidents? How did he get paid without documents? Does he have an SSN, and did he commit identity fraud to get it? If so, whose identity did he steal, and did he affect that person's life by stealing it? Does he have a legitimate teaching license in every state he worked in? Do any of those states check references? This guy has been circulating all over for many years. In all these locations, did no one do a background check? The gun charge seems to be on record, so how do you get a teaching certificate/job with that on your record?

The thick plottens. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ YIKES! Dem-Hired Illegal Superintendent Was Pushing for Something MORE Than Reading, Writing, and Math Turns out Ian Roberts, the illegal immigrant superintendent of Iowa's largest school district, wasn't just running classrooms—he was pushing a wild policy to let people with criminal records waltz right into them, all under the noble guise of 'diversifying staff.' This bombshell reveals Roberts, who's been slapped with a deportation order from the Biden administration back in May 2024, was playing fast and loose with the rules while preaching inclusivity. [...] https://twitchy.com/samj/2025/09/29/des-moines-superintendent-pushed-to-allow-people-with-criminal-records-to-work-for-the-district-n2419677

Not oil or cars, but... Early in our marriage, I returned home one eve to find that Mrs. T-B. had pulled a toilet and replaced the hosed wax ring beneath it. She needed my help only to re-lift the toilet to position it back over the floor bolts. The new wax ring endured just fine for quite a long time.

Scintillating Monday repartee, yawn man. ----- Thrilling Monday report, see man: Trouble zzz-ing again, something's gotta give man. Groceried for Uncle T-B., grateful senior he man man. He always asks for bags of frozen hash browns when he has a minimum of 2 in his freezer, man. Mini-B. is not just failing, but outright bombing, Algebra, national language of Algeria man. We told ex-Mrs.-T-B. that we must hire a tutor/tutorette pronto, this can't go on man. Went to Costco for a maximum of Many (2+2) items, bread milk optional items we man. First possible item not in needed size, oh well man. Second possible item needed boiling to cook, disqualified man. Milk in rather short supply but enough for us, OK man. Usual bread stale as anything, man. We got what we didn't really want, redeem this trip man. Breakfast/lunch (at half-past Many p.m.) was the hot dog + Diet Pepsi Coke Zero at Costco, man. We want Pepsi*, not Coke, we man. *thus disqualifying us as a real Texan, some say man How dare they change over without consulting us, man. At least the leaky, splattering drink-dispensers were replaced, small consolation and nevertheless we man. Back at the casa, had to service demanding miu, Treat Dry-Lunch Brush Me Daddy miu man. We were dead tired, tired we man. It was also after Many (2+2) p.m., skool zones man. Fortunately, Mama T-B. said that we could see her on Tuesday, amazing man. Tried to siesta, not even close man. This has got to stop, exhausted we man. Spent full hour prepping garbage/recycling from casa to curbside, prep we man. We had perhaps a Manyzen of boxes of various sizes, combine many and break down some man. After this, we feared that we would out-pig on junk food for the rest of the night, fear we man. We then remembered the Monday 'za special at a 'za place, remember we man. We ordered and retrieved a medium 'roni 'za, thin crust man. We consumed the entire thing while watching part of Monday Night Football, ingest we man. We will break the scale tonight/tomorrow but will probably not out-pig on junk food tonight, problem solved man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. Admin stuff + visit to Mama T-B. on Tuesday, only plans man. And that was/is our thrilling Monday, report we man.

We really gotta hand it to you, mam ma'am.

A brief example of James Comey's dishonesty This is not the place to analyze the details of former FBI Director James Comey's indictment because we don't know what those details are. Prosecutors will soon have to come up with a bill of particulars enumerating the specific lies they allege Comey told under oath. Of course, there are critics who say the whole thing is a disaster. For now, we don't really know. But we do know what happened in 2017. The new president, Donald Trump, was the target of wild speculation accusing him of "collusion" with Russia in the 2016 election. Comey, then head of the FBI, was in the middle of it, leading the bureau's "Crossfire Hurricane" investigation. [...] https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/daily-memo/3828194/brief-example-james-comey-dishonesty/

Scintillating Sunday repartee, yawn man. ----- Thrilling Sunday report, see man: We did not leave the casa today, perfect Sunday man. Miu highly active most of day, energetic miu man. Got Mini-B. disembedded in time for noon NFL game, watch Two Guys man. Breakfast/lunch was frozen salisbury steaks/gravy from Aldi, ingest Two Guys man. Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were subsequently consumed, ingest Two Guys man. This tallies to an even Many (2x2x2x2 +2+2) bowls for the week, extremely impressive man. Both beds were changed during halftime, industrious Two Guys man. Many (2+1) LLs conquered, victorious we man. Mini-B. actually put all of his clothes away, imagine that man. Warsher dished and must be de-dished, domestic we man. Din-din for Mini-B. was onecan of S&Ms, ingest wee man man. Din-din for us was onecan of "bean & bacon" soup*, ingest we man. *bought months ago at grocery dented-can bin, F$WM Dessert was red grapes from Aldi, still crunchy after one week man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. collected Mini-B., end of Two Guys week man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. No particular plans for Monday, no plan we man man. And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, report we man.

If so, then I withdraw my previous comment.

With bacon-wrapped bullets.

That is way too outrageous to maintain Rhodo or even Chrysanthemum status.

Why this has taken 16 years is beyond me. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Pentagon Prepares for the First Military Execution in 60 Years as Nidal Hasan has Exhausted All Appeals It was a dark day at Fort Hood, Texas, on November 5th, 2009. Nidal Malik Hasan, then an Army Major, walked into a processing center on the base, where soldiers were preparing to deploy overseas, screamed 'Allahu Akbar,' and opened fire. By the time Hasan was shot by officers and taken into custody, 13 lay dead, and another 32 were injured. It was the worst mass shooting on an American military base, and the most deadly act of terror since 9/11. Or was it? The Obama Administration would face serious criticism as the attack on Fort Hood, despite evidence to the contrary, would not be classified as an act of terror. Instead, it was classified as an act of workplace violence. Hasan, who openly admitted that his motivation for the attack was that he believed the United States was at war with Islam, was never convicted for an act of obvious terrorism. [...] https://twitchy.com/eric-v/2025/09/26/pentagon-prepares-for-the-first-military-execution-in-60-years-as-nadal-hasan-has-exhausted-all-appeals-n2419581

It's time for Sunday's Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke: =========================================== THE BLONDE HUNTERS Two blondes decided to go on a hunting trip to see what it was all about. After a few days camping, they finally bagged a deer and were dragging it by the rear legs back to their truck. However, the antlers kept getting stuck in the mud. One blonde said to the other, "This is tough, but we have only about a mile left to reach the truck." A nearby hunter saw their dilemma and told them, "If you drag the deer the other way, the antlers won't stick in the mud." The blondes tried, and it worked! The first blonde said, "That hunter was right! This way is a lot easier." The second blonde said, "It sure is, but now we're TWO miles from the truck."

Scott Jennings: The Comey Complainers Should Choke On Their Hypocrisy Radio host and CNN commentator Scott Jennings on "The Scott Jennings Show" told critics of the indictment of former FBI Director James Comey to "choke on it" for their outrage. "For all of you who ever said, no one is above the law, or said that institutions of justice are sacred and cannot be questioned, or described Donald Trump as a 34 felon, you know what I say? Choke on it. Just choke on it," Jennings said. [...] https://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2025/09/27/scott_jennings_the_comey_complainers_should_choke_on_their_hypocrisy.html

Why should this matter? Other countries' laws are not the U.S.'s concern except for police records. It's more relevant if he has and can show solid ties to his home country.

Your in-laws might be able to improve their chances if they show a good travel history. Have them visit another country for a week or long weekend or weekend, then duly return home. Maybe repeat this a few months later. This kind of evidence bolsters their claims of their ties to home.

Thrilling Saturday non-GS/ES report, see man: We filled the T-B.-mobile's windshield reservoir with the fluid bought at the ES, efficient we man. We rousted Mini-B. from bed for breakfast/lunch at 2 p.m., slothful wee man man. Lunch for Mini-B. was RTG*, ingest wee man. Lunch for us was TG*, ingest we man. *see newly added abbreviations in second post of thread, see and q.v. man We desperately wanted a siesta, need zzz we man. However, we had to visit Mama T-B., do it today or interrupt laundry/football Sunday, si man. Mama T-B. neither super-demanding nor consume-timing, amazing man. A siesta was taken, zzz we man. Din-din was Costco angusburgers, ingest Two Guys man. Movie night was Many (2+1) Better Call Saul episodes, watch Two Guys man. Many (2+2) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. This tallies to Many (2x2x2x2 +2) bowls for the week, beginning to become impressive man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. Laundry and football envisioned for Sunday, envision we man. And that was/is our thrilling Saturday, report we man.

Saturday GS/ES report, see man: We attended all, reliable we man. The GS and first ES were wastes, gag us man. The second ES yielded the take, see man: -- ~full jug bug-formula windshield fluid = half a buck, steal man Total = half a buck

Yes, and there are dozens if not hundreds of threads on VJ that discuss this very matter.

Thank you for returning to tell us! We're happy for you, too.

You haven't yet made Rhodo status. Note it in the captain's log.

Believe me -- in Iowa, they're desperate to hire anyone of color, because there are so few choices. Small wonder that corners were (way) cut.

Thrilling non-GS/ES Friday-on-Saturday report, see man: No skool for Mini-B., in-service day for teechurs man. Breakfast/lunch for us was 2 PB&J sandwiches, ingest we man. We left the same for Mini-B., in-zzz-ing wee man man. Visited Aunt & Cousinette T-B. while ES-ing, visit we man. Off-dropped items that they wanted, deliverables man. Got gigantic framed university diploma of late Uncle T-B., impressive man. Arrived at casa desperately wanting a siesta, need-zzz we man. Instead, had to immediately turn around and visit Mama T-B., needy senior she man man. Mama T-B. very welcoming to Mini-B., delighted senior she man man. Mama T-B. borderline-scornful toward us, sigh we man. We did get out at a reasonable time, starving Two Guys man. However, we (alone) must visit again on Sunday, man. Friday din-din is typically Costco angusburgers, traditional Two Guys fare man. However, Mini-B. insisted on a 'roni 'za, insistent wee man man. We were also ravenous, consent we man. Up-picked said 'za on way back from Mama T-B.'s, perfect timing man. 'Za met its gastronomic doom within less than half an hour, ingest Two Guys man. Movie night was 2 Better Call Saul episodes, watch Two Guys man. Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. This tallies to Many (2x2x2x2 -2) bowls for the week, quota solidly exceeded man. No party with the rubias tonight, no cavort we man. We have itineraried a GS and 2 ESs for Saturday, itinerary we man. We could have done more but don't feel like T-B.-mobiling, si and no man. And that was/is our thrilling Friday, report we man.

Friday GS/ES report, see man: We attended all, reliable we man. Got skunked, sometimes happens man. Total = $0