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Trump Charged With Questioning Election Results While Not Being A Democrat [...] "The sacred words penned in our Constitution, which I have so much reverence for, make it clear that only Democrats are allowed to question election results," said Smith to reporters. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-charged-with-questioning-election-results-while-not-being-a-democrat

White House Says Bidenomics So Successful The Average American Has Twice As Many Jobs As They Had Two Years Ago [...] "Thanks to the President's wonderful economic policies, most Americans have at least two jobs," said gay, black Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre to the raucous applause of hand-picked journalists in the room. "Our economists ran the numbers and found that's twice as many jobs as people used to have just a few years ago. So many jobs! Success!" [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-says-bidenomics-so-successful-the-average-american-has-twice-as-many-jobs-as-they-had-two-years-ago

Tiny Texas Border Town Really Sorry To Hear About New York City Struggling With A Few Thousand Migrants ACALA, TX — Residents of a small Texas border town have expressed their sympathy for New York City as it buckles under the weight of a few thousand migrants. [..] https://babylonbee.com/news/tiny-texas-border-town-really-sorry-to-hear-about-nyc-struggling-with-a-few-thousand-migrants

At least for, uh, Kommie Harris.

What are their reasons?

Secure people don't write 3 or 4 autobiographies.

True. Or, it can be summed up in one sentence: Avoid insulting your customer base.

Because they need every fake vote they can get.

Here on VJ, we accept the following. There are four levels of consulates: easy, standard, difficult, and Lagos.

Thrilling Addendum to thrilling Friday report, see in addition man: Miu has just dropped a Many'rd -- si man, Many'rd -- feather-roller at our feet, obvious miu man. We have itineraried 2 GSs and an ES for Saturday, itinerary we man.

Thrilling Friday report, see man: The last ES was very close to Aldi, complete Two Guys Week shopping we man. Made it back to the casa in time for lunch and a nearly hourlong siesta, si man. Lunch was onecan of Aldi chili, ingest we man. T-B.-mobiled in traffic to ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s office, almost on time we man. Mini-B. happily engrossed in his new gaming computer, over $Many,000 man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. took off to yak with her Ecu amigas, yak yak yak YAK YAK surely they man. We took Mini-B. to the nearby gargantuan mall, proximal man. The goal was to find new skool shoes, egad man. The criterion was "nothing that will get me teased or bullied, no man," $$$igh man. Mini-B. saw some Air Jordan Whatevers at Foot Locker for over $Many00, man. We resisted their immediate purchase, in heart failure we man. We insisted that we enter every shoe place in the mall, Many of them man. Mini-B. objected, particular wee man. In Under Armour, we found some red Curry basketball shoes at half-off, still $Many man. Mini-B. was quite pleased with this purchase, about-to-faint we man. Mini-B. swapped what he was wearing in favor of wearing these, pleased wee man. After full inspection of mall, Mini-B. kept lobbying us to buy the Air Whatevers, resistant we man. We extracted yet another promise that Mini-B. would GS/ES with us without complaint, si man. Mini-B. semi-agreed, semiagreeable wee man. We returned to Foot Locker, gullible sap we man. Mini-B. got his Air Whatevers, pleased wee and about-to-faint we man. Before this, we should have said, "Mommy will buy these for you, Child $upport man." Din-din was at Popeye's on edge of mall property, ingest Two Guys man. At the casa, Mini-B. recorded a TikTok video of his new shoes, priorities man. We then shot baskets till sweat took over, exhausted Two Guys man. Mini-B. got to bed quite late again, must ameliorate this before skool starts man. We are almost (but not quite) too tired to party with the rubias, cavort we man.

Friday ES report, see man: We indeed attended the first Many (2+2) of the Many (2+2+2) ESs itineraried, attend we man. The first, Many'rd, and Many'th ESs were duds, oh well man. The second ES yielded the take, see man: -- set of small screwdrivers = $Many ($2+1), deal man Total = $Many ($2+1)

Everyone here always recommends 3 to 4 hours' layover. The international flight could be delayed by weather or mechanical issues, etc. After a long flight (and before another), the last thing an immigrant needs on top of the usual stress is having to race and rush.

Gracias, D ma'am. It just confirms what the doc suspected, prescient he man. Maybe just continuing the one lifetime adjustment, si man.

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Good reading. Comments? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 'Elites' Cannot Hide from the Consequences of Their Actions The "elites" of every generation delude themselves into believing that they are superhuman and inherently different from those they consider beneath them. They are not. Whatever afflicts ordinary people will eventually come for those who build extravagant sanctuaries intended to rival Mount Olympus. [...] https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2023/08/elites_cannot_hide_from_the_consequences_of_their_actions_.html

Catherine Herridge: Lawyer says special counsel might not have reviewed records before indictment [...] CBS News' Catherine Herridge reports that the lawyer for former NYPD commissioner Bernard Kerick says the special counsel may not have reviewed records before indicting Trump. [...] https://twitchy.com/brettt/2023/08/03/catherine-herridge-lawyer-says-special-counsel-might-not-have-reviewed-records-before-indictment-n2385970

New Poll Numbers on Biden Are So Bad, Even CNN Admits They 'Stink' and Are a 'Very Worrying Sign' https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2023/08/03/new-poll-numbers-on-biden-are-so-bad-even-cnn-admits-they-stink-and-are-a-very-worrying-sign-n787029

Anheuser-Busch Smacked With More Devastating News About Losses From Bud Light Boycott [...] the numbers show that Anheuser-Busch has taken a huge hit in the second quarter, losing a whopping $390 million. [...] https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2023/08/03/anheuser-busch-smacked-with-more-devastating-news-about-losses-from-bud-light-boycott-n786959

Illegal Chinese biolab was subsidized by Gavin Newsom [...] The latest twist to all this is that the company that originally owned the equipment before it was acquired by the current "owner," Prestige Biotech, was named Universal Meditech, and Universal Meditech was subsidized by Gavin Newsom's Office of Business and Economic Development. [...] https://hotair.com/david-strom/2023/08/03/illegal-chinese-biolab-was-subsidized-by-gavin-newsom-n568975

Bud Light's plan to win back customers is a no-brainer [...] Talk about slow learners. [...] https://hotair.com/karen-townsend/2023/08/03/bud-lights-plan-to-win-back-customers-is-a-no-brainer-n569019

Stockton 7-11 clerks have had enough with shoplifters You may have seen some of this video circulating on Twitter/X yesterday. Today we have a bit more insight into where this happened. It was at a 7-11 store in Stockton, CA. [...] https://hotair.com/john-s-2/2023/08/03/stockton-7-11-clerks-have-had-enough-with-shoplifters-n569112

Comments? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Remote work tug of war continues There still is a battle going on out there between then remote workers of the COVID days and the companies that are trying to wheedle, nudge, and demand people return to the office. [...] https://hotair.com/tree-hugging-sister/2023/08/03/remote-work-tug-of-war-continues-n569081

This is in very plain, readable English. Comments? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Show Trial, American Style The indictments of Donald Trump represent a power play, not the interests of justice. [...] https://americanmind.org/salvo/show-trial-american-style/