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  1. I can't remember ever using the crystals. The clay is probably more natural for the cats.
  2. SmallPDF.com
  3. I've long suspected that the words "money," "bribe," and "payoff" magically focus his one functioning brain cell.
  4. Given time and energy, I might split/merge posts/threads about Kommie Harris into their own thread. She's a topic unto herself!
  5. This makes sense, as discussed previously diskust preeviuslee by NB.
  6. Last night, I got some incandescent bulbs on closeout at the store. English-only outside the regional forums! Reported!!!
  7. That was my overriding reaction. Is the First Amendment now a privilege subject to elite decisions?
  8. One of the understatements of the century.
  9. Ah, California... the Golden State... paradise...
  10. Yee-HAAAAA! [Note to T-B.'s self: Jokes worked again... jokes worked again... ]
  11. Ufff... 486 listings! Amazing! About 26 had already been flagged, so 460 new flags. Some of those toward the bottom of your list had made one post (spam), which was why they were flagged. Observation: I don't know why spammers would post in Vietnamese, which very few VJ members can read. Maybe they got money or points merely for posting their spam on every site they could.
  12. A hijack post and replies to it have been split from this thread into a new topic in the Student & Exchange Visitor Visas forum.
  13. The above were split from an unrelated thread in another forum.
  14. Thrilling Tuesday report, see man: Took Mini-B. to a hospital for some imaging that we'd put off for years, diligent we man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. drove us in the Ex-Mrs.-T-B.-mobile, life flashing before our eyes we man. (We therefore had to pay zero in gas or tolls, financially savvy we man.) Mini-B. handled things exceptionally well, brave/mature wee man. Results as anticipated, awaiting caucus with doc man. Afterward, ex-Mrs.-T-B. needed to stop at her office, drop some stuff ex-she man. Ex-she man then got involved on a phone call, typical man. Mini-B. & we amused ourself by bouncing a rubber ball gotten from the hospital, Two Guys fun man. After fruitless search for place for which we had coupons, finally stopped at Denny's, oh well man. Each of us ordered grease, fat, and butter, or combinations thereof man. The final bill before tip was $Many, $2x2x2x2x2 +2 man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. gave us $Many ($2x2x2x2 +2+2), half if we tipped appropriately man. Ex-she man & Mini-B. went out to the ex-Mrs.-T-B.-mobile, line at register man. We got Many% ([2x2x2x2 +2+2]%) off with an extra discount, financially savvy we man. We did not tell ex-Mrs.-T-B. this in advance, no man. Even with tip, we consequently paid less than half the bill, financially savvy we man. No stomach-upset and surprisingly filling, Denny's OK for once in a blue moon man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. off-dropped us at the casa, bye for now to wee man man. We serviced demanding miu, Where's My Miu-Lunch Daddy man. Napped for a glorious hour, zzz we man. In eve, watered front plants and casa foundation, no rain for Many weeks now man. Toward sundown, ran couple of errands, half-successful man. Unsure what's for din-din or even if same is needed, still full from lunch we man. Party with the rubias later, cavort we man. Not a bad day, conclude we man.
  15. There's another jug litter called "Paws 'n' Claws" or "Paws & Claws" that I like OK.
  16. 8 Obvious Signs Biden Is Innocent Of Any Wrongdoing [...] Thankfully, The Babylon Bee is here to provide the following list of clear signs Joe Biden is obviously innocent. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/8-obvious-signs-biden-is-innocent-of-any-wrongdoing
  17. Biden Releases Steamy Shirtless Beach Photos To Distract From Corruption Scandal REHOBOTH, DE — President Joe Biden posed for photos yesterday on his Delaware beach trip in an effort to distract the public from mounting scandals involving his participation in international backroom bribery deals. "Yup! Take another few of my totally fit abs and razor-sharp pecs, why don't you?" Biden told a slightly nauseous secret service agent. "We need to 'leak' these to the press wphggrtaboutiit ok?" [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-releases-more-shirtless-beach-photos-to-distract-from-corruption-scandal
  18. Biden Calls Emergency Meeting In Situation Room For Some Small Talk About The Weather WASHINGTON, D.C. — Tensions rose in the White House today after President Joe Biden called an urgent meeting with top administration members. According to reports, the team convened in the White House Situation Room to have a leisurely discussion about the weather. "Listen up, folks!" Biden said abruptly. "We've got a serious problem to deal with, and I need all my top fellas and broads involved. We're going to meet in the Situation Room, which is in a location someone will have to show me. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-calls-emergency-meeting-in-situation-room-for-some-small-talk-about-the-weather
  19. San Francisco Demands Elon Musk Remove Bright Sign As It's Disturbing People Trying To Poop On Street SAN FRANCISCO, CA — In an ongoing dispute regarding the new illuminated "X" sign installed atop the former Twitter headquarters, city officials have now demanded Elon Musk have the sign removed because it is distressing to the people who are pooping on the sidewalk outside. "The sign makes public defecation far too stressful," said San Francisco Mayor London Breed. "Our citizens have the right to feel totally at ease when they are dropping their pants and laying cable in the streets. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/san-francisco-demands-elon-musk-remove-bright-sign-disturbing-people-trying-to-poop-on-street
  20. From April. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Disaster On Mandalorian Set As Lizzo Eats Baby Yoda EL SEGUNDO, CA — According to reports, filming on The Mandalorian Season 3 was delayed for days as one of the cast members, Lizzo, ate Baby Yoda. "No Lizzo! Bad! Spit out Baby Yoda, Lizzo!" said director Bryce Dallas Howard as she attempted to pry the multi-million dollar animatronic green alien from Lizzo's jaws. "That will make you sick! Spit it out! Spit it out!" [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/disaster-on-mandalorian-set-as-lizzo-eats-baby-yoda
  21. From August 2022. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Lizzo Claims She's Oppressed For Having To Walk All The Way On Stage For This Stupid Award That Isn't Even Edible NEWARK, NJ — Critically acclaimed, larger-than-life star Lizzo, recently accepted her music video award at MTV's VMAs. While doing so, the artist took the time to speak out about the systemic oppression of having to walk all the way down to this stage to accept an award she can't even eat. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/lizzo-claims-shes-oppressed-for-having-to-walk-all-the-way-on-stage-for-this-stupid-award-that-isnt-even-edible
  22. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 3 Dancers Sue Lizzo Alleging She Ate Them And Their Entire Families U.S. — A lawsuit brought by former members of Lizzo's backup dance team is alleging the corpulent singer terrorized them by eating them and their entire families. "I showed up to work late one day, and Lizzo unhinged her jaw and swallowed me whole like a boa constrictor," said one emotional woman in a statement. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/lizzo-accused-of-terrorizing-dancers-by-dipping-them-in-chocolate-and-eating-them
  23. I'm going to merge the old thread into the more recent thread -- overlap is obvious. Edited to add: Done.
  24. Gracias for finding the ongoing thread, Maven ma'am. They'll stop at nothing in order to get him in cuffs and an orange jumpsuit.
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