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Considering all the medically assisted suicides, they'd better be careful about their population levels.

Thrilling Thursday report, see man: It rained like an illegitimate male child in the morning, How Dry We Aren't man. Mini-B. got to skool amply early, amazing man. We left in the rain to take Uncle T-B. to the doctor, we man chauffeur senior he man man. Uncle T-B. was at his door and dressed, but expressed doubts, doubtful senior he man. "I'm afraid I'll slip and fall, got that feeling, si man," said Uncle T-B. man. We tried to convince him otherwise, but it was indeed pouring and muddy outside, truth man. We finally relented, sigh man. Doc's office was Many00% understanding, si man. We took Uncle T-B.'s checks to deposit in bank, can do same in our sleep* we man. *with POTS** checks, $i man **buy yours today, si man! The staff didn't recognize us, one of the few banks that we*** don't dominate man. ***a $ucce$$ful Bu$ine$$ Typhoon, $i man It was still raining like an illegitimate male child, build an Ark consider we man. It was almost time for Olive Garden to open, right next to bank man. We were self-reminded of the weekday lunch special, remind self specially we man. We were the first eat-in customer, timing is everything man. We had the usual chicken parmigiana + spaghetti + salad + breadsticks, predictable we man. We consumed every last crumb, ingest we man. It was still raining like an illegitimate male child, enough already man. We returned to the casa, and it was just Many minutes after noon man. We siesta'd uninterruptedly for nearly 2 hours, pure heavenly bliss man. Desire-lunching miu then investigated our whereabouts, arise we to service miu man. This was non-Two-Guys eve, ex-Mrs.-T-B. got Mini-B. man. We considered a second siesta, regrettably skipping same man. Mini-B. returned and ex-Mrs.-T-B. stayed to yak, never at a loss for words ex-she man man. Mini-B. got to bed almost on time, amazing man. Party with the rubias ongoing, cavort we man. We have itineraried Many (2+2+2) ESs for Friday, itinerary we man.

Read the final paragraph! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Media Says Border Crisis Not An Invasion, It Is Simply A Group Of Military-Aged Males Using Force Against Our Military To Enter And Occupy The Country U.S. — After shocking footage emerged from the border showing waves of migrants mounting an attack on National Guard soldiers to break through the border, media outlets were quick to remind viewers that this was not in any way an invasion. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/media-wishing-there-were-some-sort-of-word-to-describe-military-aged-males-from-other-countries-mounting-an-assault-on-our-military-in-order-to-occupy-our-country

Hamas Scientists Struggling To Figure Out How To Make Emergency Food Rations Explode Like A Rocket GAZA — As the United States pledged to continue providing humanitarian aid and basic necessities to Palestinians amid the ongoing conflict with Israel, Hamas scientists are struggling to figure out how to make emergency food rations explode. With all attempts thus far to weaponize the food rations for use in rockets and suicide bomber vests unsuccessful, Hamas leaders urged its brightest and most creative members to redouble their efforts to make the rations highly explosive. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/hamas-scientists-struggling-to-figure-out-how-to-make-emergency-food-rations-explode

Checkmate: Trump Sneaks Back Into White House, Invokes Squatter's Rights WASHINGTON, D.C. — Former President Donald Trump successfully had President Biden evicted from the White House Thursday after successfully sneaking back into the White House and invoking Squatters Rights. "Surprise!" Trump said as he jumped out of a secret passage, revealing he had been living in the walls for the last 30 days. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/checkmate-trump-sneaks-back-into-white-house-invokes-squatters-rights

Planet Fitness Adds 'Bigot Alarm' To Shame Women Who Don't Want Men In Their Locker Room HAMPTON, NH — Popular gym franchise Planet Fitness has announced plans to add a "Bigot Alarm" at all locations nationwide to alert members whenever there is a horrible transphobic woman who doesn't want men watching her change in the women's locker room. The addition, which will function similarly to the existing "Lunk Alarm," will notify the entire gym whenever someone comes across a woman who is uncomfortable with the idea of having men walking around naked and shaving their body hair in the locker room reserved for women. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/planet-fitness-adds-bigot-alarm-for-women-who-dont-want-men-in-their-locker-room

Dozens Injured At Capitol After Omnibus Bill Tips Over WASHINGTON, D.C. — According to reports, several members of Congress and staffers were injured at the Capitol after the new omnibus spending bill tipped over and fell on them. The congressional staffers were performing routine clerical tasks for the massive piece of legislation when it began to wobble. The subsequent crash, which was loud enough to be heard throughout Capitol Hill, resulted in three staff members and a handful of Congressmen being crushed and temporarily pinned underneath the mountain of pork spending documentation before help arrived. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/dozens-injured-at-capitol-after-omnibus-bill-tips-over

Comments? ~~~~~~~~~ Democrats Cannot Win a Fraud-Free Election Joe Biden, or whoever the Democrat nominee may be, cannot win the 2024 election fairly. While all mainstream networks focus on Trump's alleged negatives, these pale in comparison to those of Biden and his party. The neocon faction of the Republican Party has claimed this election will be a referendum on Trump. However, the real referendum will be on Joe Biden and the Democrat party as a whole. There have been a noteworthy number of "referendum" elections throughout history, where a nominee's fate was determined by their, or their party's, poor handling of a significant crisis. In fact, there has been one almost every decade since the 1960s. [...] https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2024/03/democrats_cannot_win_a_fraudfree_election.html

Protests and Wheatpasting: 'Intifada' Planned for NYC [...] You should plan on getting your tickets now for "Palestine is Everywhere," which is slated for March 27-30 and sponsored by the group Within Our Lifetime. Actually, tickets probably aren't necessary since the event will take place across New York City. [...] https://pjmedia.com/lincolnbrown/2024/03/21/protests-and-wheatpasting-intifada-planned-for-nyc-n4927530

Indeed.

It has always bothered me when payees of any sort refuse to accept cash, which is indeed legal tender for all debts, public and private. Thoughts? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ National Park Service SUED Over Cashless Policy Lots of people have been sounding the alarm bells on a cashless society, and what it means for your ability to purchase basic goods and services. It's also federal law that U.S. currency is a valid form of payment for "all debts, public charges, taxes, and due". So when the National Park Service said it would no longer accept cash, some citizens sued. [...] https://twitchy.com/amy-curtis/2024/03/21/national-park-service-sued-over-refusal-to-take-cash-n2394199

Planet Fitness Gets the Bud Light Treatment: Loses $400 MILLION Following Trans Locker Room Brouhaha [...] After terminating the membership of a woman who reported a man in the women's locker room, Planet Fitness has taken a hit where it hurts: the wallet. [...] https://twitchy.com/amy-curtis/2024/03/21/planet-fitness-loses-and-400-mil-n2394208

Wow. To read. Wow. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This Country Cannot Afford A Weak Supreme Court Decision On Internet Censorship It is obviously un-American for the government to develop a 'hit list' of citizens to mute in the public square through secret pressure on communications monopolies. [...] https://thefederalist.com/2024/03/21/this-country-cannot-afford-a-weak-supreme-court-decision-on-internet-censorship/

~~~~~~~~~~~~ Unfiled Paperwork to Blame for Over 200,000 Deportation Cases Tossed An academic group, Transactional Records Access Clearinghouse (TRAC), obtained some alarming data. In over 200,000 cases, Department of Homeland Security (DHS) failed to file the proper paperwork with immigration courts in Houston, Texas and Miami, Florida. The illegal aliens were issued a Notice to Appear (NTA) at the border, which creates a court date. However, DHS never filed the paperwork with the court. The asylum process can't move forward without filing the proper paperwork with the court. The court date rolls around and the asylum-seeker shows up. The judge doesn't have the paperwork so the case is dismissed. It is hard to believe but more than half of the deportation cases in Houston and Miami - both considered illegal immigration hotbeds - have been dismissed since fiscal year 2021. [...] https://hotair.com/karen-townsend/2024/03/21/unfiled-paperwork-to-blame-for-over-200000-deportation-cases-tossed-n3785113

When You Can't Get the Enviro Whackos in Maine to Bite on EVs, Your Green Grift's Got Big Problems [...] As with the eco-terrorists slopping paint on priceless art or gluing themselves and their Doc Martins to roadways to interrupt traffic, the activists knee-deep in the underhanded effort to mandate what Maine residents would be allowed to purchase and use for transportation - the Natural Resources Council of Maine - weren't as good at walking the EV walk as they were dictating the talk to everyone else. [...] https://hotair.com/tree-hugging-sister/2024/03/21/when-you-cant-get-the-enviro-whackos-in-maine-to-bite-on-evs-your-green-grifts-got-big-problems-n3785155

El Paso: Immigrants Push Past Guards and Rush the Border Fence Reporters for the NY Post were at the border in El Paso today when a group of between 100 and 300 people came across the border from Mexico and tore down some fencing before pushing past members of the Texas National Guard and rushing the border wall. [...] https://hotair.com/john-s-2/2024/03/21/el-paso-immigrants-push-past-guards-and-rush-the-border-fence-n3785182

If they were, it would take a greater number of terrorist activities (courtesy of Bidementia's got-aways) to paralyze the government than it would now.

Some criminals are more equal than others.

But it's Trump, so no.

They can play around with employment and college admission all they want, but not all kidneys are created equal.

The more Commie-libs who hit the showers, the better.

"My, what big tonsils you have, si man," said Little Red Riding Hood, she man. Find a clumsy dentist, hope that his tools slip, have the job done, and get paid for it via malpractice insurance, $ee and $i and whee D ma'am! You're supposed to have every condition under the sun, and you don't have poison ivy*, huh D ma'am?! Bad delinquent Ontarklar! Bad, BAD delinquent DELINQUENT Ontarklar! Do not rashly conclude that you have scarlet fever, no D ma'am. *And you're probably not pregnant, either, no man. Bad delinquent nonreproductive Ontarklar! Bad, BAD delinquent DELINQUENT nonreproductive NONREPRODUCTIVE Ontarklar!

P-math errors precised, si and see and D ma'am! See above, D ma'am!

Thrilling Wednesday-on-Thursday report, see belatedly man: Got Mini-B. to skool at o'dark-Many, Band sectional man. Dropped Mama T-B. at doctor, drop senior she man we man. She told us that it "would take about an hour" with the ear-doc and audiologist, si man. Trusting this, we breakfasted (!!?) at BK*, ingest we man. *WUOC, financially savvy we man We then ran an errand, si man. Our trip back would land us there right at an hour, timely we man. We drove all around building looking for parking, none man. We drove to the top of the adjacent garage, none man. We finally camped in a white-striped area, out of the way man. No word from Mama T-B. for half an hour extra, none man. No word for an hour extra, none man. Finally, we texted Mama T-B., who called us to say, "I'm ready, si man," si man. We retrieved Mama T-B., finally man. We asked why it had taken >2 hours and not just one as she'd said, inquire we man. Mama T-B. yelled, "I said that it would take about an hour with each, you idiot man!" man. This was Many hours of our life that we can't get back and should have spent zzz-ing, si man. Returned Mama T-B., then returned to casa, blown day man. Treated and lunched miu, mollify miu man. Tried to siesta, desperately need zzz we man. Started off well, propitious man. Then, miu split-earingly announced wish to play Feather-Rollers with Daddy, man. We ignored this but couldn't return to zzz, si and no man. Din-din was 2 Hungry Man "boneless chicken" frozen din-dins, ingest Two Guys man. Movie night was Many (2+1) Young Sheldon episodes, final season on Paramount+ man. Many (2+2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn were consumed, ingest Two Guys man. This makes Many (2x2x2 +1) so far for the week, almost official man. We hope to close up downstairs and return upstairs with miu staying asleep, never guaranteed man. No party with the rubias tonight, exhausted we man. Must take Uncle T-B. to doctor on Thursday, probably in severe storm man.

Uh, isn't this logically a home for, uh, box turtles, huh D ma'am?