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Definitely 1978, and probably also 1979. Another of Jimmeh Cahtah's brilliant ideas.

In this thread, the British spellings "tyres" and "tyre" are used, q.v. first post in thread man. Otherwise, no British spellings are permitted, no man, and Canadian spellings are frowned upon, too, si man.

Thrilling Sunday report, see man: We did not leave the casa all day, no man. We laundered Friday's ES/thrift-store take, extra load man. We laundered regular load, Thread Laundress we man. We dished and de-dished the warsher, domestic we man. Lunch was one double-slice cotto salami sandwich, ingest we man. A siesta was thereafter taken, zzz we man. Din-din was 2 single-slice cotto salami sandwiches, ingest we man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. returned from San Antonio last night, of course overdoing everything again ex-she man. Ex-she man's stomach was ruined and she did not stay when delivering Mini-B., she'll never learn man. We & Mini-B. consumed slices of "Manyple Chocolate Chunk Creme Cake" from Aldi, ingest Two Guys man. This cake is quite good and cost only $Many, recommend we man. No skool for Mini-B. on Monday, good grief man. Party with the rubias after Mini-B. embedded, cavort we man.

The risk is Dunlap Disease, si man -- whether our chest dunlap into our drawers, hee hee hee man.

It is Sunday -- time for our Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke*: *Easter, so a church joke -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= GOING BATTY Three pastors were having lunch in a diner. One said, "You know, since summer started, I've been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church. I've tried everything -- noise, spray, cats -- nothing seems to scare them away." The second pastor said, "Me, too. I've got hundreds of bats living in my belfry and in the attic. I've even had the place fumigated, and they won't go away." The third said, "I baptized all of mine, and made them members of the church. Haven't seen one back here since!"

Chinese Illegal Alien Arrested at US Military Base, but That May Just Be the Tip of the Iceberg [...] Now, there's a report that a Chinese illegal alien was arrested by the Border Patrol after he breached a military base in the El Centro sector of California. He was there without authorization and refused to leave. His purpose & intent behind his actions are still being investigated. [...] https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2024/03/29/illegal-alien-at-military-base-n2172075

Read the included tweets. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Here's Why the White House Had to Proclaim Trans Day of Visibility on Easter [...] Jarvis, here, has a good breakdown of why Transgender Day of Visibility has to be March 31: [...] https://twitchy.com/brettt/2024/03/30/heres-why-the-white-house-had-to-proclaim-trans-day-of-visibility-on-easter-n2394584

Here's What Biden Doesn’t Want You to Know About His Fundraising Numbers [...] Some of Biden's fundraising advantage has been a mirage because he has been jointly fundraising with the DNC since he launched his campaign while Donald Trump only secured the Republican nomination this month. But, even if we ignore that, a deeper dive into Joe Biden's fundraising numbers points to big trouble for his campaign. It comes down to who is donating to his campaign. While Biden is clearly benefiting from big donations from corporations and left-wing interest groups, he is struggling to attract small, grassroots donations. [...] https://pjmedia.com/matt-margolis/2024/03/30/heres-what-biden-doesnt-want-you-know-about-his-fundraising-numbers-n4927789

Where's our upvote, huh D ma'am?

Thrilling Saturday non-GS/ES report, see man: Last GS/ES stop was within a mile of an Aldi, grocery we man. Lunch was the remaining Many (2x2x2x2 -1) Italian meatballs in the fridge, ingest we man. Siesta'd for nearly 2 hours, zzz we man. Went back out and finished all errands before close of business, timely we man. Din-din was a cotto salami sandwich, ingest we man. Watched The Many (2x2x2 +2) Commandments on TV, watch we man. Consumed Many (2+1) bowls of Costco popcorn during that process, ingest we man. Party with the rubias in full swing, cavort we man. Happy Easter to almost all*, si man. *Happy Ether to anesthesiologists, ha ha man

Trump Campaign Responds to Biden's Latest Attacks on Easter The Biden White House, as Sarah covered earlier, on Friday issued "A Proclamation on Transgender Day of Visibility" to take place on Sunday, March 31. That's also Easter Sunday. As a further affront to Christians, the White House is even banning "religious symbols" and "overtly religious themes" as part of their criteria for an Easter egg design contest for the children of National Guard members. And to think we're told that Biden is supposedly a "devout Catholic." On Saturday, Donald Trump's campaign responded to the news, as National Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt called on Biden to apologize for such an "appalling and insulting" move. [...] https://townhall.com/tipsheet/rebeccadowns/2024/03/30/trump-campaign-responds-to-bidens-latest-attack-on-easter-n2637176

This is WONDERFUL. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ MUST WATCH: Guyana President Lights Up BBC Host Who Tries to Climate Shame Him Over Extracting Oil I'd like to introduce you to Mohamed Irfaan Ali, President of Guyana. What he did in the face of climate activism being thrown at him has now gone viral (almost 3 million views on the video below) and it isn't hard to see why. [...] https://redstate.com/nick-arama/2024/03/30/epic-guyana-president-tells-bbc-reporter-to-shove-it-when-he-brings-up-climate-issues-use-of-their-oil-n2172094

This is frankly stated. Comments? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 3 ways NBC flunked the Ronna McDaniel test Ronna McDaniel, the former chair of the Republican National Committee, was hired by NBC News on Friday to be a contributor. "It couldn't be a more important moment to have a voice like Ronna's on the team," said top NBC exec Carrie Budoff Brown. Four days later, she was unceremoniously fired after making a single appearance on the network, putting an end to one of the biggest media debacles in recent memory. Every aspect of the decision immediately went off the rails, with NBC hosts melting down hysterically over the hire. It was a failure on nearly every level that will reverberate for months, if not years. [...] https://thehill.com/opinion/campaign/4559405-nbc-made-three-huge-mistakes-with-ronna-mcdaniel/

Welcome to the Colonies, si man.

Chick in Texas just got her case dismissed for voting once in 2016 while on felony probation.

"Annnn-chors aweigh, D ma'am; annnnn-chors a-weigh!" si ma'am. The way miu jumps all over her tower, we have to keep tightening the bolts, si man. When they're the upper bolts, we become up-tight, hee hee man.

Saturday GS/ES report, see man: We indeed skipped one of the itineraried ESs, too far and with tolls man. We replaced it with an Opportunity GS, neighbor 2 casas away from us man. Neither GS yielded any take, no man. The remaining ES was way overpriced and had nothing of interest either, no man. Total = $0

A quick Google search yielded this seemingly informative page (not official State government): https://www.dmv.org/tx-texas/apply-license.php Read it to see if it clarifies things, then perhaps contact them.

I was threatened by the January 6 committee into staying silent, Trump's acting Defense Secretary Chris Miller claims Donald Trump's former acting Defense Secretary Chris Miller claims the January 6committee threatened to 'make his life hell' if he kept claiming his former boss authorized National Guard deployment during the Capitol riot. In an exclusive interview with DailyMail.com, the former Director of the National Counterterrorism Center said he became 'fearful' of aggressive tactics by members of the Democrat-led panel who tried to stop him speaking publicly about a narrative that didn't align with their final report. Miller's bombshell claims follow a report by Republican Rep. Barry Loudermilk that reveals the committee withheld a transcript from an interview with a top White Houseofficial where he told Vice Chair Liz Cheney and other staffers that Trump did want to deploy troops. [...] https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13224061/chris-miller-threatened-trump-capitol-riot-committee.html

This one could go here, or in the "Biden Tanking" thread, or stand-alone. Yes, the U.S. media were -- and are -- out to lunch. And has there ever been a weaker president than Bidementia? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Biden's Boss Tightens the Screws [...] If President Biden wants his mass migration crisis to recede from public view before the election, López Obrador will slow the flow of migrants—for the ripe price of a $20 billion down payment. This cash would be sent under the paper-thin cover of the debunked "root causes" theory of mass migration, which proposes that money from the destination country can rebuild countries generating outmigration so that their citizens want to stay. And if the U.S. incumbent doesn't pay the requested $20 billion a year for root causes—"then what?" asked interviewer Sharyn Alfonsi. "The flow of migrants…will continue," the president responded simply with a smile worthy of a mafia don. [...] https://americanmind.org/salvo/bidens-boss-tightens-the-screws/

When I'm nuking something but I head toward the microwave too early to coincide with the finish, I'll watch the timer and mentally name the prime factors for each second that ticks down: :41 = prime :40 = 2, 5 :39 = 3, 13 :38 = 2, 19 :37 = prime :36 = 6 squared :35 = 5, 7 etc. Perhaps psycho, but it sure helps with the impatience.

For the Costco house-brand popcorn, I pick 2 different times: either 3:07 or 2:67. Have to let the oven run down because the popcorn has to cool for a bit, and because I'm usually watching TV while it pops.

Does one get carbon credits, or demerits?

1. Tulsi, although she'd be far more effective in a real job (SecDef, Joint Chiefs, anything crucial). 2. Rep. Byron Donalds, R-Fla. -- brilliant, effective, consummately articulate, and (oh yeah) black. 3. Rep. Elise Stefanik, R-N.Y. 4. Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders, R-Ark. 5. Gov. Kristi Noem, R-S.D.

If I ever seek to get a house built, it's going to have a doubly thick foundation and structure that can withstand a strong Category 5 hurricane.