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His hair is still aroused.

These people are insane and should be institutionalized.

Sheila Jackson Lee Named Head Of Harvard Astronomy Department CAMBRIDGE, MA — In the wake of claiming the moon is made of gas and the sun is "almost" too hot to get close to, Texas Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee has been named the new head of Harvard University's Astronomy Department. The Board of Overseers at the prestigious Ivy League institution was reportedly wowed by Jackson Lee's insights into the cosmos, with the school immediately seeking to get in touch with her about the department head position. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/sheila-jackson-lee-named-head-of-harvard-astronomy-department

Sheila Jackson Lee Asks Why Elon Musk Wants To Colonize Mars Since It's Just A Giant Ball Of Spaghetti Sauce HOUSTON, TX — Texas Congresswoman and astronomy expert Sheila Jackson Lee has come out in opposition to SpaceX founder Elon Musk's vision to establish human settlements on other planets and asked why Musk would want to colonize Mars since it's just a giant ball of spaghetti sauce. Jackson Lee criticized Musk for wasting time and billions of dollars planning a Martian colony when it was obvious that [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/sheila-jackson-lee-asks-why-elon-musk-wants-to-colonize-mars-since-its-just-a-giant-ball-of-spaghetti-sauce

BREAKING: Hamas Offers To Release Zero Hostages In Exchange For All Jews Being Wiped From The Face Of The Earth GAZA — After months of intense negotiation with the Biden administration, Hamas has at last agreed to release zero hostages in exchange for wiping every Jew off the face of the planet. President Biden hailed the agreement as a massive breakthrough, with Hamas having rejected previous offers to exterminate only some of the Jews. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/breaking-hamas-offers-to-release-zero-hostages-in-exchange-for-all-jews-being-wiped-from-the-face-of-the-earth

American Transition To Idiocracy Running Ahead Of Schedule [...] Proponents of the transition to idiocracy cited the recent statements made by Texas Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee regarding the moon and sun as clear evidence the plan is ahead of schedule. Jackson Lee offered a brief comment on the incident. "What I said is correct," she explained. "Once you realize [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/american-transition-to-idiocracy-running-ahead-of-schedule

Read the comments. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Woman Who Stole Ashley Biden's Diary Sentenced to One Month in Prison [...] Judge Laura Taylor called Harris' actions "despicable." Others have called the contents of the diary despicable. [...] https://twitchy.com/brettt/2024/04/10/woman-who-stole-ashley-bidens-diary-sentenced-to-one-month-in-prison-n2394962

Report: Red States Are Trying to Keep President Joe Biden Off the Ballot In an entirely unprecedented move, two red states are trying to kick President Joe Biden off the ballot, according to Semafor. [...] So what they're saying is that the Biden campaign is going to miss the deadlines to be included on the ballot. [...] https://twitchy.com/brettt/2024/04/10/report-red-states-are-trying-to-keep-president-joe-biden-off-the-ballot-n2394963

Agree 100% with both responses.

St Louis Is Dying Saint Louis, it seems, is seeing its central business district die a slow and painful death. Office buildings have been clearing out, and with them the businesses that supported the workers have been leaving to set up in greener pastures. [...] https://hotair.com/david-strom/2024/04/10/st-louis-is-dying-n3786259

These details are absolutely stunning. There was gross neglect of what should have been done very early. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Former Assistant Principal Faces Charges Over Teacher Shot by 6-Year-Old At last some sanity is prevailing in the case of Abigail Zwerner, the Richneck Elementary School teacher who was shot by one of her 6-year-old students in January of 2023. Zwerner sued the school district and pointed out that administrators at the school were warned multiple times that a student with a prior history of violence had brought a gun to school, but did nothing about it. The district responded by arguing Zwerner's injuries were covered by Workers' Compensation, essentially arguing that getting shot by a student was just part of the job these days. [...] https://hotair.com/john-s-2/2024/04/10/former-assistant-principal-faces-charges-over-teacher-shot-by-6-year-old-n3786299

Sounds good, as presented. Comments? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Right-To-Repair Legislation Needed To Put Vehicle Owners, Not Car Companies, In The Driver's Seat As the owners of an independent automotive repair shop, my husband Brian and I are accustomed to solving complex and unexpected challenges. We always strive to work with our customers to provide efficient, cost-effective service. We understand that for many of our customers, their car is their lifeline to work, school and daily life. Unfortunately, repair restrictions imposed by auto manufacturers are driving up costs and negatively impacting our ability to serve our customers and their ability to get back on the road. What's needed is national right-to-repair legislation to ensure that vehicle owners, not corporations, are in the driver's seat when it comes to vehicle repair. [...] https://gotowncrier.com/2024/04/baxter-right-to-repair-legislation-needed-to-put-vehicle-owners-not-car-companies-in-the-drivers-seat/

Might as well post this here. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Democrats, EVs And Tyranny Why do Democrats insist on forcing consumers to make choices they don't want? Americans are making it clear they don't want electric vehicles, yet Democrats won't give up their mandate zealotry. Are they driven by authoritarian urges? [...] https://issuesinsights.com/2024/04/10/democrats-evs-and-tyranny/

Good bleepin' grief. Comments? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mom endures 'intensive' chemo after terminal diagnosis that left her saying goodbye — only to find out she never had cancer at all A mother of two claims that she underwent "very intensive" chemotherapy — only to find out she never had cancer at all. Lisa Monk, 39, from College Station, Texas, initially went to a hospital in 2022 for stomach pains that she suspected were related to kidney stones, according to the Daily Mail. Tests from the appointment revealed two kidney stones, but also flagged a mass on her spleen. [...] https://www.yahoo.com/news/mom-endures-intensive-chemo-terminal-204339354.html?.tsrc=fp_deeplink

Poor guy probably has to rely on pro bono or court-appointed help, sadly. The imposter should be locked up with key thrown away.

Agreed. Any sensible leader would have identified every participant in that affair, determined their citizenship status, and begun prompt revocation and deportation.

Yes. Any sensible leader would have given the terrorists a very short deadline to return all hostages in decent physical condition, and, if this deadline wasn't met, would have immediately leveled every structure in Gaza without regard to man or beast. Simultaneously, a special and very hot gift would have been reserved for Tehran.

Yep. I dimly remember that inflation was even worse under Jimmeh Cahtah, and I think that the intensity of "this garbage must stop" was equal to now.

Interesting to me is that the can/bottle program was in force for at least 40 years, and they mess with it. I do see the concerns about hygiene -- who wants a bunch of empty containers with flies and possibly ants all over the area? Adding to the mess is that it's not economical to recycle plastics, per the thread about the American Plastics Council from a year or more ago.

There's no Medal of Honor or Purple Heart big enough to match those achievements. What a true hero.

Scintillating Wednesday repartee, yawn man. ------- Thrilling Wednesday report, see man: Terrible (and noisy) storms overnight, little zzz we man. Retrieved Mama T-B.'s taxes from CPA, regretting his career choice during Hell Week man. Went to nearby Costco for a possible Many (2+1) items, prospect we man. Left with Many (2+2) items, including the bag of angusburgers, finally restocked man! Lunch was the Costco hot dog + Pepsi for $1 + half a buck, ingest financially savvy we man. Dropped frozen stuff at casa and immediately left for Walmart, list from Mama T-B. man. As we drove off, Mama T-B. called us to request another item, man. Delivered stuff to Mama T-B., deliver we man to senior she man man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. requested that Thursday eve instead of this eve be Two Guys eve, OK with us man. We serviced miu and siesta'd, good zzz although awoke early man. Din-din was onecan of beef stew, ingest we man. Dessert was an entire sleeve of Ritz crackers, ingest we man. On Thurs., must take Mama T-B. to doctor and hope to be back in time to de-skool Mini-B., hope we man. Party with the rubias imminent, cavort we man.

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As stated, zero.

Yee-HAAAAA! [Note to T-B.'s self: Jokes worked again... jokes worked again... ]

Oh, gosh -- it's Wednesday already, and time for our hilarious and effective Semiofficial Semiweekly VAWA-Thread Joke: ============================================================= GROUNDS FOR DIVORCE A Polish man married an American girl, and although his English wasn't very good, they got along very well. One day, he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him to arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: "Have you any grounds?" "Yes, an acre and half and nice little home." "No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?" "It made of concrete." "I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?" "No, we have carport, and not need one." "I mean what are your relations like?" "All my relations still in Poland." "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?" "We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player." "Does your wife beat you up?" "No, I always up before her." "Why do you want this divorce?" "She going to kill me!" "What makes you think that?" "I got proof." "What kind of proof?" "She going to poison me! She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read English pretty good, and it say: POLISH REMOVER."