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Let's see if I can remember who all's to blame: -- Bidementia's makeup artist -- prep team (Bidementia was overprepared) -- time of debate (Bidementia is officially coherent only from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m.) -- CNN (for not fact-checking Trump in real time) There was some other guilty party, which I'll add if it comes to mind. Notice how nothing, at any time or in any circumstance, is ever Bidementia's fault?

This respect applies only when the judiciary does the Left's bidding.

Some corpses continue to vote, years after death.

Keep sending periodic blast reminders to members to update their timelines. Even if only a few folks respond, it's a gain.

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Dems Stick With Biden As It Would Be A Real Pain To Reprint These Ballots They Already Filled Out [...] "On one hand, the nation now knows Biden is incapable of thinking and is a clear and present danger to himself and the country," said DNC chair Jaime Harrison. "On the other hand, it would be SUCH a pain to have to reprint all those ballots when we already filled them all out. It's so tedious! Aw, screw it... let's just stick with Biden." [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/dems-stick-with-biden-as-it-would-be-a-real-pain-to-reprint-these-ballots-they-already-filled-out

~~~~~~~~~~~~ Biden Getting Nervous As Hillary Clinton Enters Emergency Family Meeting [...] According to high-level sources, the Biden team had called a family meeting after early efforts failed to quell the panic after Biden's disastrous debate. About fifteen minutes in, Clinton unexpectedly walked into the meeting without saying a word, put on latex gloves, and sat in the corner to watch the proceedings. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-getting-nervous-as-hillary-clinton-enters-emergency-family-meeting

GREAT points that I hadn't yet seen. Comments? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ THE DEMOCRATS' INSURRECTION AGAINST JOE BIDEN Democratic Party operatives and their allies in the MSM are engaged in a full-scale insurrection to prevent the certification of President Biden as the Democratic nominee even though he won all the necessary votes in 50 state primary elections. This attempt at election interference is not motivated by the sudden discovery of Biden's cognitive impairment (about which they've known, hidden, and gaslit for years) but rather by the fact that Biden is down in the polls and is likely to lose. They call this [...] https://x.com/DavidSacks/status/1807458351347061036

Holy mackerel, but John Kass lights into everybody! A fun read. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Biden Debate Disaster and the Root of Democrat Panic [...] It was over within minutes, Biden babbling, his eyes unable to focus, Biden shouting "The idea! The idea!!" and other nonsense. All he needed was a cane to wave at the clouds in the sky. I'm not sorry for him. I love my country. Let others be sad for the Bidens. I'm not sad. They knew what they were doing at the expense of their countrymen. If he were your father, you'd gently escort him off the stage into doctor's care and out of politics. But if he were your father, you and your siblings would never have let it get this far. [...] https://johnkassnews.com/old-joe-unfocused-lost/

Here Are The 20 Biggest Whoppers Biden Told During His Debate With Trump [...] From the crisis he created at the U.S.-Mexico border to manufactured hoaxes about his opponent, there was almost no subject Biden didn't lie about. Here are the 20 biggest whoppers he told during Thursday night's matchup with the Orange Man. [...] https://thefederalist.com/2024/06/28/here-are-the-20-biggest-whoppers-biden-told-during-his-debate-with-trump/

Nice description and reasoning by one of my favorite columnists. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ How 'The Debate' Turned Reality on Its Head Color me shocked. I knew the June 27 debate between President Biden and Donald Trump would be a historic event, but virtually every other prediction I had made about the event was dead wrong. I was not the only one. For the last few weeks, Democrats in particular seemed to be willing to imagine a Biden who was sharp, glib, and might even do cartwheels on the stage. Trump supporters worried about the debate format, and especially about whether frequent Trump critics Jake Tapper and Dana Bash would join Team Biden while serving as supposedly fair moderators. In the world prior to the debate, it was legitimate to surmise any kind of outcome. CNN host Erin Burnett said, "We will see what we will see," after a contentious interview with GOP Rep. Elise Stefanik. Stefanik had insisted that Biden would be crushed by Trump, an opinion that obviously made the interviewer nervous, but Burnett was right. We did see, and what we saw was not what we expected. [...] https://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2024/06/30/how_the_debate_turned_reality_on_its_head_151186.html

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Thrilling Sunday report, see man: We got laundry going right away, do not repeat last time's mistake we man. Scurried to collect various extra items for Mama T-B., request senior she man of we man man. Visited Mama T-B., Two Guys man. Mama T-B. highly interested in Mini-B.'s light saber, high-tech weaponry man. We detoured to visit Uncle T-B., eyedrop instructions man. Uncle T-B. hadn't even opened the eyedrop packages, man. He didn't comprehend "use this one Many times tomorrow, this one once, & ignore this one," no man. He kept murmuring about "weaseling out" of the cataract operation, man. We don't like to think about what our blood pressure was after all that, no man. Lunch was courtesy of Mama T-B., last day of month for meal money for senior she man man. Mini-B. had leftovers on hand, ingest wee man. We got the Sunday lunch of pineapple ham, sweet taters, & broccoli/carrots/cauliflower, ingest we man. Mama T-B. gave Mini-B. a "Rice Krispies chocolate rabbit" from Easter, ingest later wee man. At the casa, we continued with laundry, intrepid we man. Eventually tried to siesta, attempted zzz we man. Uncle T-B. called twice and ex-Mrs.-T-B. once, ignore both and we man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. wanted us to come over for the Ecu-Mexico kickball game, excited ex-she man. Uncle T-B. wanted to hire a "caregiver" to instill his eyedrops, man. We called Mama T-B. to report the latter, at wit's end we man. We told ex-Mrs.-T-B. that we would be over in due time, leave us alone during siestas man. We told Uncle T-B. to do what he wanted, but that we had invested quite enough time in this whole thing and he had to show some matching effort, only way to get through to him per Mama T-B. man. We left the casa with Mini-B. in time for ex-Mrs.-T-B.'s arrival time of Many (2+2+2) p.m., si man. Ex-Mrs.-T-B. wasn't then sure of the starting time, man. Ex-she man made us and Mini-B. some beef sandwiches on huge buns, ingest Two Guys man. The stupid kickball game didn't start for nearly an hour later, Spanish-people time man. We suffered through almost an hour of 0-0 score and excused ourself, end of Two Guys week man. We ran errands, then just inquired about the score, inquire we man. This entrancing example of Many'rd-World kickball ended in a gripping 0-0 tie, man. We must dish the warsher and empty the perfectly performing new miu-box, then all chores done man. We must chauffeur Mama T-B. to a vampire appointment (blood-draw) on Monday morn, chauffeur senior she man we man. We must also phone Uncle T-B. multiple times to see if he's complying with eyedrops, yeah right man. Party with the rubias later, cavort we man. And that was/is our thrilling Sunday, report we man.

We've had one. As I've stated, I distinctly fear internal or external strikes now, just before November 5, or after Bidementia's lame-duckhood.

You know, if CBP asks, I'd offer the above as a perfectly reasonable explanation that needs no elaboration. CBP has certainly heard this a zillion times before.

Thanks for returning with your good news! Your update will certainly be valuable to others. It really might be worth contacting your State representative or senator to get this resolved. It's a small and rather arcane matter, but once it's handled, the way for others is clear. If you decide to do this, let us know the outcome.

Good to see you back here, Steve!

Sunday -- time for our Official Weekly VAWA-Thread Joke: ============================================================= ARE YOU SURE THAT'S ENOUGH? An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist to fill his prescription for Viagra. "How many do you want?" asked the pharmacist. The man replied, "Just a few, maybe half a dozen. I cut each one into four pieces." Upon hearing that, the pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. That won't get you through intercourse." The old fellow said, "Oh, I'm past 90 years old and I don't even think about that. I just want it to stick out enough so I don't pee on my shoes."

Thread is moved from General Immigration Discussion to the Working & Traveling forum -- topic is travel.

Jill Biden Refuses To Drop Out Of Presidential Race WASHINGTON, DC — Following the disastrous Presidential debate, First Lady Jill Biden announced she will not drop out of the race despite growing calls from within the party to do so. "Over my husband's dead body!" Mrs. Biden declared. "The nomination is MINE. You hear me, Joe Scarborough? MINE! Now get back to work, fools!" [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/jill-biden-refuses-to-drop-out-of-presidential-race

Journalists Dumbfounded As There Were No Previous Signs Of Biden Declining Whatsoever NEW YORK, NY — Journalists from media outlets around the country are reeling from shock after Biden's performance in the presidential debate, caught completely off guard by the President's steep mental decline. "There were no warning signs. None," said MSNBC anchor Joe Scarborough. [...] https://babylonbee.com/news/journalists-dumbfounded-as-there-were-no-previous-signs-of-biden-declining-whatsoever

Uh-oh, from a defense attorney... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Fischer v. United States – A Tale of Two Readings: All May Not Be What It Seems [...] As I read it, my reaction was, "This is a Home Run." The Government will be precluded from attempting to apply this 20-year obstruction statute based on the events of the day on January 6. For defendants who engaged in no act of violence towards law enforcement, this should be their path to much better outcomes. For defendants already sentenced for a conviction on this charge, their cases should now come back to the District Court for resentencing on any other counts they may have faced, but in most cases, those other counts would be less serious, and the new sentences should be shorter. Then the phone rang. [...] https://redstate.com/shipwreckedcrew/2024/06/29/fischer-v-united-states-a-tale-of-two-readings-all-may-not-be-what-it-seems-n2176146

Or, maybe I spoke too soon in the post just above. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Report: Biden Expected to Meet With Family at Camp David to Discuss the Future of His Campaign Following Thursday's disastrous debate and widespread speculations about President Joe Biden being replaced as the Democratic nominee, his weekend plans indicate a change of course may be on the horizon. Biden plans to meet with family members at Camp David on Sunday to discuss the future of his campaign, five sources familiar with the matter told NBC News. [...] https://redstate.com/brutalbrittany/2024/06/29/biden-expected-to-meet-with-family-at-camp-david-to-discuss-the-future-of-his-campaign-n2176179

Discussion, please. I don't think that the elites, if they approach Bidementia directly, will have any luck getting him to withdraw. He's not in a position to decide. An overthrow at or after the Dem convention wouldn't work well, either, from what we're reading. No one has yet suggested criminally charging Dr. Jill with elder abuse specifically so she'll agree to withdraw Bidementia from the race, thus opening the field. Valid or invalid idea?

This, I think, is a particularly good analysis from a P.R. standpoint. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Democrat Operatives Committed the Classic PR Blunder Whelp… Over the next several days, there will be a litany of kneejerk reactions to assess the debate's PR fallout via opinion polls and various audience snapshots, but alas, they won't tell you anything useful. This was one of those events where the sands of popular opinion will still shift dramatically over the next several days. So, it really doesn't matter where we are right now; what matters is where we're going to be. Media outlets love to rely upon these Frank Luntz-inspired polling experts who'll bloviate endlessly about which moments triggered the most clicks or what an audience thought on a minute-by-minute basis, but this information is mostly irrelevant. Why? Because these events – and, specifically, that level of Biden trainwreck – don't consist of a bunch of individual moments multiplied. The human brain didn't score the Trump-Biden debate on a 10-point must system, where you add up the scorecards and see who won the most rounds. That's just not how an audience processes information. What's truly important isn't the sum of individual moments but the feeling when all those moments are over. [...] https://pjmedia.com/scott-pinsker/2024/06/29/democrat-operatives-committed-the-classic-pr-blunder-n4930252